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noob3
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:34 AM
AND NEITHER ARE PENISES SO I'M NOT GAY BUT VAGINAS THEY LOOK GROSS :( :( :(

noob3
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:46 AM
MY 3D JALAPENO DORTIOS ARE STUCK IN MY BRACES

Ninjavenom
Mar 24th, 2003, 06:05 AM
You're crazy. i find them quite:yum

The Unseen
Mar 24th, 2003, 07:00 AM
I like both of you much, not in a gay way though

Royal Tenenbaum
Mar 24th, 2003, 04:24 PM
vaginas look and taste good. >:

CaptainBubba
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:00 PM
You are all making sweeping generalizations of something that comes in far too many varieties to do such.

This would be like saying "Faces are not visually pleasing", or conversely, "faces look and taste good".

Some vaginas are :)

Others are :puke

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:05 PM
I can always rely on a virgin to tell me what tang looks like.


P.S The poster below me failed being funny.

The Unseen
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:37 PM
Tang, i thought that was a nutritional fruit drink, silly me :)

CaptainBubba
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:39 PM
1. You are an idiot.
2. :rolleyes
3. virgin - A person who has not experienced sexual intercourse.
ERGO one may be a virgin and still have viewed several hundred vaginas.
4. You are an idiot.
5. You are an idiot.

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:47 PM
WHO SAID I SAID VAGINA

CaptainBubba
Mar 24th, 2003, 05:52 PM
ZING




















:rolleyes

liquidstatik
Mar 24th, 2003, 06:41 PM
I agree that they do look kinda odd. Especially porn stars, who have had sex alot. Their vaginas look like roast beef :/

punkgrrrlie10
Mar 24th, 2003, 06:58 PM
I always thought it looked more like pastrami.

Captain Robo
Mar 24th, 2003, 11:15 PM
No actually it's like olive loaf but I don't watch porn >: >:

FS
Mar 25th, 2003, 05:54 AM
They're not as magically outrageous as the Vagina Monologues would have you believe :(

glowbelly
Mar 25th, 2003, 09:06 AM
mine is :(

sadie
Mar 25th, 2003, 11:38 AM
if i could lick my own, i would. :(

Cybernetico
Mar 26th, 2003, 04:01 PM
:) I like this thread

Anyhoo, I think penis' are disgusting, maybe it's because I'm a guy. But Vagina's are FINE

Mouths are WAY more disgusting, but we're used to them so we don't notice.

noob3
Mar 27th, 2003, 03:41 AM
I GUESS YOU DON'T USE YOUR PENIS

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 27th, 2003, 05:57 PM
Loose Cooch.

Jeanette X
Mar 27th, 2003, 09:38 PM
I'm trying to learn how to shoot ping-pong balls out of mine...any tips?

Protoclown
Mar 27th, 2003, 09:48 PM
STICK A PING PONG BALL SHOOTER IN IT :(

Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2003, 09:53 PM
You could show us a picture of how you're doing it, then we'll tell you if you're doing it right...yeah. :|

KriptiK
Mar 29th, 2003, 01:55 AM
You could show us a picture of how you're doing it, then we'll tell you if you're doing it right.|

Good idea. :)

CaptainBubba
Mar 29th, 2003, 02:07 AM
WOW REALLY KRIPTIK? THNX SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR TELLING EVERYONE THAT! YOUR POST WAS SO COMPLETELY FUCKING NECCESARY AND I'M SURE EVERYONE APPRECIATES YOUR INPUT. FUCK YOU.

The Retro Kat
Mar 30th, 2003, 12:46 AM
I don't think vagina's taste or smell good, but I'll do what they want because I'm a guy, and that's what we do for women.

Helm
Apr 1st, 2003, 02:34 PM
Fuck you. That's not what 'guys do', that's what pussywhipped morons do. Just because you're a gutless turd with the approximate willpower of a newt, doesn't mean you have to attribute your failings to the rest of mankind.

glowbelly
Apr 1st, 2003, 03:18 PM
exactly. guys don't do anything we tell them to do, ESPECIALLY not consciously.

;)

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 1st, 2003, 04:15 PM
Maybe RetroKat doesn't like the taste because the only ones he has had are unkempt and stinky. :/

glowbelly
Apr 1st, 2003, 04:37 PM
maybe you are really a VIRGIN >:

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 1st, 2003, 05:20 PM
Maybe I am, and maybe you are as well. :/ You need not get prissy at me just because you have a stinky vagina like the one's RetroKat hates.

The Retro Kat
Apr 1st, 2003, 06:01 PM
Hey, I do what I can to please my women.







And by women, I mean woman.

GnrySgtHartman
Apr 1st, 2003, 07:09 PM
YOU DONT SCARE ME!

Zosimus
Apr 2nd, 2003, 05:35 PM
I LOVE pussy. If I could bury my face in it I would. You gotta be gay not to love it!

Helm
Apr 2nd, 2003, 06:02 PM
Uh, I guess I'm gay, then.


Chojin, I think we're just about to become even better friends :love

Zosimus
Apr 2nd, 2003, 06:48 PM
Well there is nothing wrong with being gay Helm, but if you are into girls/women, then I have to say: Too bad for you man, you are missing out BIG time!
Its a turn-on that just keeps turning me on, and on, and on, and on......... :yum

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:34 PM
Pussy is, indeed, really good. I honestly enjoy the taste of it.

Anonymous
Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:42 PM
Great. Fantastic. Shut up.

CaptainBubba
Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:03 PM
Does Dennys have pussy? If so, does it come with links and hash browns?

I fucking LOVE hash browns. :yum

The Retro Kat
Apr 2nd, 2003, 08:57 PM
Pussy is, indeed, really good. I honestly enjoy the taste of it.


I don't know what you are talking about, I hate the taste,and smell for that matter, but if my girlfriend is pleasing me, and she want's to get eaten out, god damn it, ill do it.

CaptainBubba
Apr 2nd, 2003, 09:07 PM
YES, BUT DOES SHE COME WITH A SIDE ORDER OF GRITS??

kellychaos
Apr 3rd, 2003, 01:12 PM
I saw a girl in Thailand that could shove a stack of quarters up there and drop 'em one at a time. You have to admire that kind of control :) ... although she probably was in need of a lil' labiaplasty ... whateva :/

glowbelly
Apr 3rd, 2003, 02:23 PM
Maybe I am, and maybe you are as well. :/ You need not get prissy at me just because you have a stinky vagina like the one's RetroKat hates.

i hate saying this, but dude? i was fucking kidding. calling someone a virgin isn't an insult.

as for my vagina, you just go on believing that it's the stinkiest, grossest, giant, gaping gash that was ever present on a female. at least i will take solace in knowing that you would never come near it. :)

The Retro Kat
Apr 3rd, 2003, 06:41 PM
:lol :lol shot down :lol

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:17 PM
"at least i will take solace in knowing that you would never come near it."

No, I would never cum near it for fear of STDs.

James
Apr 3rd, 2003, 08:27 PM
SSA is as CLEVER! :lol

Hey, I do what I can to please my women.

That's nice of you to let them see other people. :)

Anonymous
Apr 3rd, 2003, 10:43 PM
SSA yearns for Glowbelly, but her diseases are the only thing that stands in his way.

Maybe if she got tested, Snake? You could take her out to see a movie. In a REAL theatre, with REAL christmas lights lining the walkway, not one of those commercial whoratoriums that serve popcorn and show films by people outside a five-mile radius of your town. And clutch at your chest and let out a little heartfelt sigh at the most grabbing moments of the four-hour black-and-white production. Then it would be a slow, smooth ride back home in your father's volvo, with the sunroof up so you could pretend you were in a convertible.

'Heck,' one Champagne Supernova later, you could nervously ask if it would be kosher to fully explore her second base.

whoreable
Apr 3rd, 2003, 11:47 PM
hahaha

FS
Apr 4th, 2003, 07:06 AM
And maybe, just maybe, if you saw a falling star...

glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:03 AM
...he would look up at it in stupified wonder so i could make my grand ESCAPE from your crazy fantasies >:

Anonymous
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:05 AM
Don't pretend you wouldn't enjoy a magic evening of watching the deleted scenes from A.I. ad infinium.

glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:07 AM
only if he tops off the evening by inviting me into his dorm room so we can have a nightcap while listening to oasis. :(

Royal Tenenbaum
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:30 AM
If everyone could stop taking out their sexual frustration on me and actually go get some instead it'd be greatly appreciated.

whoreable
Apr 4th, 2003, 09:44 AM
STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM YA DUMB VIRGINS :lol

Anonymous
Apr 4th, 2003, 10:12 AM
Snake? Not only are some of us 'getting some?' But we're secure enough in our relationships to not broadcast them and their gritty details at every available conversation gap.

*That said, Snake? One day, you will find me. Caught beneath a landslide.

In a champagne supernova.

In the sky.

kellychaos
Apr 4th, 2003, 10:14 AM
Sidebar: This is in reference to the vaginas that ARE stinky. Is it a funcition of genetics (the girls just has a nasty poontang and it's never going to change even with industrial-strength cleansers) or is it just a lack of personal hygiene ... or a combination of both. This question stems from a time when I was in the army and I brought this pretty fine lil' woman back to the barracks who, by all outward appearances (hair, clothes, make-up, ect.) looked pretty good but when sun-up came and she left (and yes, she still LOOKED pretty good), I had to clean the sheets, open the windows and perform all manner of other "airing out" procedures. I mean ... WTF?! :/

kellychaos
Apr 4th, 2003, 10:24 AM
I think that it's just a function of nature that the majority of guys are supposed to find to find them neato. I like 'em ... can't explain why but I do ... it's in the brain blueprints. Maybe it's a question of context too. If I saw a really nice looking coochie on a nasty woman, would I be apt to want to "dive in" ... hmmm ... I think not. But then I'm forced to wonder that if it IS a function of nature, shouldn't the natural (hairy, unkempt, ect.) ones by the ones that attract me the most. That's certainly NOT the case with me. I like the "landing strip" stylings. Ahhh ... the puzzles of humanity. :)

glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 10:36 AM
i don't believe that there is any real excuse for a stinky pinky, unless it is directly after period time....but i will say this: it takes two to do the deed, and if you are naive enough to believe that thrusting a penis in and out of a vagina for a half hour or so isn't going to make from some not so nice smells, than you're just plain silly and dumb.

noob3
Apr 4th, 2003, 01:11 PM
I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.

glowbelly
Apr 4th, 2003, 01:24 PM
:lol

Lenor
Apr 5th, 2003, 08:18 AM
IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!! :(

Im too prude for any guy to like me :(

CaptainBubba
Apr 5th, 2003, 10:43 AM
Then I know JUST the thread for you!!! (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1665) :)

kellychaos
Apr 7th, 2003, 09:30 AM
I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.

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FartinMowler
Apr 7th, 2003, 07:53 PM
Maybe Noob3 was looking at the wrong orifice. It's the one on the front with all the fuzzy hair.

noob3
Apr 7th, 2003, 11:21 PM
THE EYEBALLS?

Protoclown
Apr 7th, 2003, 11:56 PM
I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!

http://www.scanews.com/spot/2002/october/s634/festival/chinese-food.jpg

;) ;) ;)

Hugh_Bristic
Apr 10th, 2003, 07:58 PM
Christ Almighty, you guys are fuckin' funny! A "stinky pinky" - that was classic!

xangeldavidx
Apr 11th, 2003, 02:51 AM
penises feel all soft.. i like them very very much

Cap'n Crunch
Apr 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM
I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!

http://www.scanews.com/spot/2002/october/s634/festival/chinese-food.jpg

;) ;) ;)

:lol Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.

The Retro Kat
Apr 14th, 2003, 07:25 PM
How can you not dig someone with Harry Potter threads. It's Harry Fucking Potter.

Miss Modular
Apr 14th, 2003, 11:43 PM
IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!! :(

Im too prude for any guy to like me :(

NO YOU'RE NOT!!! >:

I'm older than you, and still a virgin. How do you think I feel? >:

kellychaos
Apr 15th, 2003, 10:42 AM
I LOVE THE TASTE OF
:lol Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.

Problem is he's male :wink order AND chinese. An half an hour after I had him, I'd want another just like him ... but not him ... and I'd have to wait for the postage again. >: :)

BlueOatmeal
Apr 18th, 2003, 04:33 AM
poor little BlueOatmeal never got to stick his winky wang in a girls ummm "Stinky Pinky" (thanks for that new term Glowbelly). Maybe it because I'm too ugly for the good looking girls and and I'm not so despreate for 'giner to hump the ugly girls.

And besides I can always wank off and not have to worry about STDs, but I always seem to get a rash....................

Hobo Renee
Apr 27th, 2003, 02:09 AM
It's all about hygene, and if that doesn't work then there are fantabulous vaginal air fresheners avalible at any supermarket. And yeah, if you've only seen internet/magazine vaginas then you're uninformed because real ones are not always pink pastrami looking type things. They range in shades of purple, brown, red, and pink. YAY! I think I just had a Burdock moment. Anyway, I agree with Glowbelly that they are as magically wonderful as the Vagina Monologues suggests.

kellychaos
Apr 28th, 2003, 09:24 AM
It's all about hygene, and if that doesn't work then there are fantabulous vaginal air fresheners avalible at any supermarket.

Are you talkin' about those pine tree lookin' things? I saw those at the auto parts store too. :)

They range in shades of purple, brown, red, and pink


Green clovers, blue diamonds ... they're magically delicious! :)

Hobo Renee
May 2nd, 2003, 02:11 AM
Please stop replying to my posts. You're making the baby Jesus cry.

Protoclown
May 2nd, 2003, 07:10 AM
Kellychaos...you use the smiley face emoticon waaaaaay too much, man. Ease up on that thing, okay? :)

FS
May 2nd, 2003, 07:36 AM
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kellychaos
May 2nd, 2003, 10:46 AM
Kellychaos...you use the smiley face emoticon waaaaaay too much, man. Ease up on that thing, okay? :)

Apparently, you haven't heard of the :) Law which states "all sarcastic, spiteful and mean forrays into mockery are forgiven if followed by a :) ". There are a lot of by-laws and ammendments but I don't want to bore you with the details. That's the jist of it, though. :)

noob3
May 2nd, 2003, 04:28 PM
You forgot this rule: "Overuse of a gay smiley makes you look like a gay smiley: GAY!"

sadie
May 3rd, 2003, 05:57 AM
i :love that, fatsatan. :)