IF IT TAKES THIS LONG TO GET AN OSCAR THREAD GOING...

[mburbank]

Then the terrorists have surely won.


He may not have thanked me, But I was very proud when Adrian Brody won his oscar. Why?


Because I was his camp counselor in 1987 and he lived in my bunk.

He had the stones to tell them to shut the music off and they did.

[Miss Modular]

Adrien Brody :love

Gael Garcia Bernal :love

[Anonymous]

I don't get it

[Miss Modular]

They're both HOT

:P :wank

[Anonymous]

I was talkin about the bunks and stones :(

[Miss Modular]

:oops

[Captain Robo]

I share your anxiety Chojin :(

[Les Waste]

Maybe it's just me, but I would much rather have my tongue forcefully pulled from my mouth with tongs and inserted into my anus then watch the Oscars. >:

I heard they weren't going to do the red carpet thing, you know with Joan Rivers shrieking about what famous people are wearing, because of terrorism, but I guess they did it anyway. I hate celebrities. >:

[Johnny Horton]

I heard they had to lure Michael Moore offstage with a Big Mac.

[glowbelly]

i TOTALLY called adrian brody's win! ONLY ME! I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED IN HIM!!!

you bastards >:

HE'S MINE >:

[mburbank]

The 'bunk' was the house I lived in all summer in 1987 with Adrien Brody and eleven other six and seven year old boys. And yes, before you ask, it WAS sexy.

The 'stones' he showed at the oscars, were metaphorical large testicles, becuase when they started up the music to get him off stage he told them to shut it down and they did!

[Geggy]

Who the hell is Adrian Brody and what movie did he win the oscar for?

[mburbank]

The Pianist.

Best Actor.

[kellychaos]

He's the only one to show any kind of support for our troops. After Michael Moore got booed off the stage and the hollywood quasi-protesters saw the mood set against them, they all went back into their holes. I'm not a warm monger and I admit that I have my reserevations about the ongoing war but the fighting is in "full swing" now and they should support the troops. I was listening to an NPR report and it seems that most of the coverage that the troops see falls into the narrow spectrum of anti-war protesting. Doesn't do much for their morale and it doesn't get them home any quicker. Just sayin' :/

[Protoclown]

I laughed my ass off when Michael Moore started going off, it was awesome. And Adrian Brody gets props for telling the band to shut up and stop playing.

[Captain Robo]

They didn't use the red carpet :tear

BIG FUCKING DEAL

[Jixby Phillips]

Shut up Robo.

I wish I had seen Michael Moore. Did anybody tape it?

[Rongi]

:party :) CHICAGO WON :) :party

[Johnny Horton]

Fatty Moore was pretty much booed off the stage for his trite babbling. He's such a slob. I didn't think it was possible for a man to make a tuxedo look bad, but Fatty succeeded. Steve Martin did manage to insert a rusty dagger into the folds of fat in Moore's back, however, a quip that entirely deflated the would-be journalist's shrill pronouncement.

If Moore were truly interested in documenting history, shouldn't he be in Iraq right now? Tut tut. Don't be ridiculous. There is at least one good reason that Moore is aware of which keeps him from entering the sandy fray. It is about the size of a peanut. Each soldier carries hundreds of them, in clips and banderelos.


And as much as I hate to say it, Eminem made a good showing by not appearing at the festivities. (Although this doesn't change the fact that he is a guttersnipe hoodlum whose only dubious talent lies in his ability to lead lesser people around by the nose.)

And I must say that the Hollywood set was apparently not as stupid as I had expected them to reveal. Except for Fatty Moore (hardly a surprise) and Susie Sarandon (less of a surprise) the group of see-me's seemed almost repectful of the Bush administration's current effort to oust Saddam. This only points up their hypocrisy and their cowardice... unless, that is, they actually do change their philosophy with the wind.

All in all, this 75th presentation of the Oscars was no more or less frilly and irrelevant than the rest. I only watched to see what political missteps the see-me's would make. They obviously had been coached to keep quiet. Amazingly, they kept to the script.

[whoreable]

MIcheal Moore is awesome >: but i missed this :(

[Captain Robo]

:tear

[Miss Modular]

Fatty Moore was pretty much booed off the stage for his trite babbling. He's such a slob. I didn't think it was possible for a man to make a tuxedo look bad, but Fatty succeeded. Steve Martin did manage to insert a rusty dagger into the folds of fat in Moore's back, however, a quip that entirely deflated the would-be journalist's shrill pronouncement.

Is it possible for you to criticize him constructively? I stopped doing that ad hominem shit when I was 12. Seriously...

[Jixby Phillips]

Johnny Horton is hilarious.

[THE FIXER]

EDIT: SPAMMER!

[Anonymous]

Pantitude is the best site on the web. I am SPAM king. Die

[mburbank]

POTTY Horton. Get it? John? POTTY? Like a toilet? See, his name is like a name for a toilet so I'm going to call him POTTY?

Anyway, Potty had a fairly interesting interpretation of the same events I saw. Potty saw Moore as getting 'booed off the stage". I guess POTTY missed the standing ovation Moore got going up to the stage, which might mean the audience really respected his work, or might mean they (as anybody could have been) could guess what he was going to do. POTTY horton must have been on the JOHN when that happened. Maybe the booing was about his Tux? POTTY seems to think Moores weight is as germaine a factor as his work or what he had to say, but then that's the kind of hystericalk insight POTTY brings to the table. Moore actually stayed on stage as long as the microphone was available. To be Booed off stage means you leave becuasue of the booing.

Martin's joke to my ear (and admittedly POTTY's insights here are as vaid as anyone's) was a comment on thugs being available and ready to punish people for speaking their minds. POTTY.


POTTY.

POTTY Horton.

Get it? I call him POTTY. Because of his name.

[Les Waste]

I wasn't sure if Johnny Horton was being serious, of it he's a comedic genius. I was pretty sure he was joking, but then Max posted that, and now I'm not sure if Max was joking or not, which itself would hinge on whether or not Johnny Horton was joking or not.

Confused. :(

[glowbelly]

jixby? daphne taped it. ok, bye bye.

[Daphne]

I tape everything :lol

I loved Adrian Brody's speech, and I want to polish his stones.

Michael Moore's speech was great, it was one of the best oscar moments I can remember. It sounded like one big fat loud guy was booing him, but whatever it was great. I liked that the other documentary nominees backed him up.

Was it me, or is Mickey Rooney fucking nuts?

[Miss Modular]

Max, you must tell us more about Adrien Brody, the camper.

[mburbank]

Oh, man. I got some serious stories. He was one very different kid, and that's coming from someone who knows.

His extremely worried eyebrows have not changed at all. He had an almost permanently worried expression. I liked him a lot, but he required serious watching because you never knew what he might do.

Once coming back to the bunk from a bar, (my night off) and thinking for some unrecallable reason that the light on in the bathroom meant that Ben somebody or other, a very stable eight year old with a good sense of humor must be the one out of eleven kids I took care of using the John. I leapt around the corner doing my very best bear immitation, and it was Adrian. He turned totally white, lurched away from the urinal moaning and very nearly passed out.

I spent the entire night awake with him and all he would say was "I got the chills, Max" about once every ten minutes.

[CaptainBubba]

Because I couldn't have said it any better. (http://www.spinsanity.org/columns/20021119.html)

That article sums up my feelings on Mr.Moore. :/

I hate giving my opinions in the form of another's work, but in this case its too tempting.

I am anti-war however. Just not anti-2nd amendment.

I also don't support lying. >:

[kellychaos]

I respect a lot of Michael Moore's work but, honestly, he just doesn't make good live appearances where he doesn't have his finger on the editing button. In addition, the "false election" references were about as topical as a Clinton BJ joke. It really was a bad appearance and some of you all are waaaay underestimating the boos he received. I attribute that to a lot of the "see me's", after reading the room, deciding that maybe a standing ovation wasn't in the best interest of their approval rating. :/

[Daphne]

Didn't Michael Moore once belong to the NRA? How can he be anti-2nd amendment?

I'm asking, not attacking just so you know. I'm Canadian we have sensible gun laws ;)

[whoreable]

Well in America we love our Assualt rifles.

:(