Horny old folks

[AChimp]

I decided to eat lunch downtown today while waiting for my next bus to come. I sat down and started eating when I noticed an old couple sitting almost directly in front of me...

The old woman was stroking and patting the guy's crotch and saying, "Can you feel that? Do you like that?" The old guy kept talking to her like nothing was going on.

I turned around and faced the other way. :(

[kellychaos]

perhaps nothing WAS going on :(

[The Retro Kat]

Damn, old people are weird in Canada.

[Bod]

I hope I'm still a dirty old slapper when I'm old

[kellychaos]

Define "slap", please.

[ziggytrix]

While you're at it, translate "I feel a wight tit y'know" into God's English.

I suspect it is hilarious, but the King's Slang is kinda funny even when you don't understand it, so if you cannot comply, c'est la vie.

[glowbelly]

slapper = slut :D

[The Retro Kat]

How'd you get so cultured, glowbelly?

[glowbelly]

i fucked dole ;)

[AChimp]

But you're not old and it probably wasn't in a food court. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

how old are you talking, Chimp?

[AChimp]

They were easily in their 70s.

The old man had cowboy boots on. :(

[The Retro Kat]

i fucked dole ;)

Damn, girl, you are cultured. :hypno

[Big McLargehuge]

They were easily in their 70s.

The old man had cowboy boots on. :(

I don't see what you are complaining about.

[glowbelly]

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/london/question.jpg

oohh the memories

[kahljorn]

Everytime i see a picture of dole it trips me out. He clearly looks homosexual in that picture, possibly.. ashamed? In some of the other pictures he looks like a zany english badger or racoon police officer who's about to chase down a criminal with his strong arm of the law.

[HickMan]

When I was guarding last night this one 79 year old guy who comes in pretty regularly told me to 'stay out of the vag' while doing the diamond symbol with his hands.

[Big McLargehuge]

I worked at a timeshare resort and we had a spa that was located a ways away from the main spa and pool and was covered and semi-private. I walked in on old people boning twice and a young couple getting their groove on once. That spa is seriously a genetic cess pool.

[DamnthatDavid]

I was driving behind this older/middleage couple in a truck, when the women dips down. The man then reaches his arm across to the passenger side of the truck.

I follow the BJ truck for another 2 miles until I pass them. I never see the women come up for air. :(

[ArrowX]

peeping causes accidents.

[DeadKennedys]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/barrow-wight.jpg

I don't think you want to feel a wight tit :(

[Razi]

It may be just me, but he looks like the "Dude your getting a Dell" Guy.. not to be confused with the "Dude wheres my car" Guy.


*cough*

[MetalMilitia]

Me and a few of my housemates where waiting for a taxi outside our house t'other day and some old homeless guy stumbled over and declared that he was "THE PROFESSOR!". Then he complained about Tony Blair for abour 20 minuites until our taxi turned up.

Thats all.

[sadie]

i don't wanna be feeling anyone up in public, now or in fifty years. in private, however, is another matter entirely.

[mburbank]

I just hope when I'm that age feeling someone up, there's someone there.

I saw a guy that age at The Christmas Tree Shops, and he had two hook hands and earings in both ears. He also had some navy type faded tatoos and a buzz cut. I shit you not. Of course, like with every time I see something like that, no one else with me saw it. So I can't be one hundred percent certain he was really there.

[kellychaos]

How did he cut the trees? :(

[neojester12]

6732 puncture holes

[kellychaos]

has anyone ever called you "Neo" ... like ... from the movie?

[Wigwam]

i'd act appalled

[DrGonzo]

Were you eating spaghetti?

[kahljorn]

Did you guys ever notice this: NEO, ONE. I've cracked the matrix.

[kellychaos]

take two blue pills and call me in the morning :groucho

[Bod]

While you're at it, translate "I feel a wight tit y'know" into God's English.

I suspect it is hilarious, but the King's Slang is kinda funny even when you don't understand it, so if you cannot comply, c'est la vie.

Becks & Posh, the new Royal Family, or so the British media would once have you think. Becks especially is not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree, is thinking that he's feeling her right tit. But the rest of us know he is a right tit. Mumbles so his 'r's sound like 'w's.

[The Retro Kat]

Spicey.

[AChimp]

GODDAMN

I saw them again today, doing the same thing. :(