Kevin is the new moderator of this forum!

[Chojin]

In recognition of his 5+ years on this board, and in observance of the fact that most the admins don't keep up with this particular forum, I've knighted Kevin to rule you, the unwashed masses.

A reminder to Kevin: Don't delete or edit posts that are useful, even if you disagree with them, or posts that contribute to making these forums fun. I.E., leave Mr. Clement alone for the most part, unless it's to make it look like he admitted to sleeping with his dad. That's always good.

Celebrate! Discuss!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Who are you?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn...double post......

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Is it bad if i already banned Clement?? :(

[kahljorn]

Kevin will be a noble dictator, and I'll bring him his brownies. I'll bring milk from the freshest and sweetest of all teets.

[kellychaos]

I don't always agree with Kevin but I respect the fact that he gives respect and listens to opposing argument ... even if he's sort of a windbag at times. :P

[kahljorn]

I ate pomegranate seeds and got sick ;(

[kellychaos]

they grow inside your tummy, you know :(

rebuttal?

[kahljorn]

According to the crazy tweakers outside: Stop it i dondi keet.

Also if a pomegranate tree grew inside of me I would gain super powers cause pomegranates are reveered for their magical fertility powers and shit. I could impregnate men and women alike just by looking at their butts. How's that for a rebuttal, huh? WANT ME TO LOOK AT YOUR BUTT SIR? IS THAT WHAT THIS REBUTTAL IS ALL ABOUT? Then who would have something growing in their tummy!?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I don't always agree with Kevin but I respect the fact that he gives respect and listens to opposing argument ... even if he's sort of a windbag at times. :P

You're done here. >:

[Rosenstern]

Glad you're now a mod, Kevin! :)

[KevinTheOmnivore]

http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/movie/images/gallery/godskeletor_closeup.jpg

KNEEL!!!!!

[Rosenstern]

:bow

[KevinTheOmnivore]

So is there a special members only club I can join? Do I get a blazer and a pipe???

[Mockery]

Nope, just free handjobs. :oao

[The One and Only...]

Dear sweet god, the apocalypse has come.

Congrats anyway.

[sadie]

i like kevin.

[CaptainBubba]

Hes going to ban me one of these days for suggesting he has a small socialist penis that only pees because that is its talent and there are better penises for doing other things.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

You're probably right.

About the banning part, I mean. :(

[Immortal Goat]

Congrats. Glad to see someone willing to listen to others was put in charge here.

[Big Papa Goat]

What happened to Helm anyway? :(

[Chojin]

He quit because he came to the unique epiphany that people on the internet are sometimes stupid.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

No! I refuse to believe that.....:|

[ziggytrix]

Bummer. He was one of the good ones. :(

[sadie]

i would say i miss helm, but my post got deleted last time i said it. :(

[kahljorn]

Helm's gone?

[Spectre X]

I liked Helm a lot. He made pretty pictures.

Still, congratulations, Kevin.

[kellychaos]

what could possibly be gained by looking at my butt? :(

[kahljorn]

"I could impregnate men and women alike just by looking at their butts."

It would accomplish making things grow in your tummy ;(

[kellychaos]

say, now that IS impressive ... "the snoz berries TASTE like snoz berries!!" :wonka

[kahljorn]

I thought it was some kind of clever super pun where my rebuttal involved impregnating you with your own vicious attack through the butt. Get it butt and rebuttal? GET IT!?!?!? But go figure it'd fall on deaf ears, you god damned migrant chocolate factory worker.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

no, really...is Helm gone?

[kahljorn]

I know, i was wondering that too. I just thought he was masturbating in the shadows or something. We demand answers! We demand an explanation!

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Do people ever really give up on this message board?

He'll crawl back like a junkie looking for a fix. >:

[kahljorn]

You're right, and he will have gained super "Real world" powers that make him even shinnier.

[kellychaos]

he's went to the dark side :eek ... assuming this is the "light side" in this lil' metaphor

[kahljorn]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Real side" and "Online side", but I guess you could go there if you wanted to. Nerdles. :P