Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[DeadKennedys]

Tomorrow night!

Can you dig it?!

[Anonymous]

I have my tickets :)

[nothing4buddha]

just got back from the theatre, it was okay. about what i expected i guess.

[Dole]

those kids are fucking rubbish actors. you would expect them to start to get better in a fourth film. The kid who plays harry potter is devoid of anything even vaguely approaching a character. And the script sucked.
That said, the effects were pretty cool and it was reasonably entertaining. too long though. Bah. and the pubs were shut cos it was past 11 when we got out. shitting crikey.

[DeadKennedys]

I thought the whole graveyard scene was marvelously done. I had tears welling in my eyes by the time we were back in moody's office.

Sure, the kids need work but they're getting better, and except for the creepy indian girls I liked it alot.

[Dole]

the indian girls weren't creepy, and were better actors than the main 3.

[nothing4buddha]

i don't see how anyone who hasn't read the book could really understand the movie. they left tons out :(

[MLE]

i went with chojin, and he didn't understand a lot of it, but he was also tired as hell. i read the books, so i know the plotline, but poor cho was left in the dark.

I like a few of the touches they put into the movie that weren't in the book, but i think that explaining why when moody drinks from the flask no one thinks anything of it is more important than showing the sirius/harry scene.

[Yggdrasill]

I thought the whole graveyard scene was marvelously done. I had tears welling in my eyes by the time we were back in moody's office.

I didn't care for Cedric in the book but I was pissed when he died in the movie. Then I cried when he tells Harry to take his body back. :( It was really sad but at least it kept with the tone of the book at the end. They left too much out, I know thats a given for these movies but even I got lost at some parts.



And where the fuck were the Dursleys? >:

[Rez]

based on my level of caring i decided to watch the movie vicariously through the reviews.

it seems to me that they got rid of all the lame shit (his useless family, malfory, superfluous "this is magic land, everything is babies" CGI) and made the movie for people that read the book.
\
sounds great to me.

[HickMan]

I didn't read the book. So I guess I didn't understand a lot. I don't care, though. I think the movie sucked, crappy acting mixed with fake looking cg makes for a seven dollars dearly missed.

[mmmcdaniel]

my thoughts on harry potter movies:
:maul :die

the kids suck donkey balls when it comes to acting, several scenes are cut out, and they rely heavily on special effects >:

to the cast of the movies:
:fu

[MetalMilitia]

:boohoo

[ItalianStereotype]

I like how you can always find the stupid people by the number of emoticons they use.

[mmmcdaniel]

[quote="ItalianStereotype"]I like how you can always find the stupid people by the number of emoticons they use.

i enjoy the fact you're a stupid bitch.

[ItalianStereotype]

haha, okay! are you sure you wouldn't like to drive the point home with some bacos or a boot or a toilet or a hot dog maybe?

[Chojin]

lol ;<

[mmmcdaniel]

i pity your offspring

[MetalMilitia]

I pity your parents.

[Chojin]

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[mmmcdaniel]

to chojin: thanks

[Rez]

i pity your georgia!

hahahaa-- oh.

[mmmcdaniel]

i pity your georgia!

hahahaa-- oh.

the state of georgia has this to say: :fu

name one thing that was good to have come out of california

[ItalianStereotype]

mmmcdaniel :ibapery :aok I think I speak :pac for the entire board :squigly :squigly when I say :troutslap that I'm :newbie interested :oao in :themoreyouknow your :whitepig opinions :meat on things

[mmmcdaniel]

i hope that you burn in hell, you bitch.

[Yggdrasill]

9) Fighting with other mockers. Obviously people are going to argue, but if you want to actually duke it out with another mocker, we have a "Mock Wars" forum in which you can do it. Please keep it to that forum rather than filling up other forums with your back 'n forth insult fests. All philosophical/social/religious/politicial debates should be kept in the... you guessed it, "Philosophy/Sociology/Religion/Politics/News/etc" forum.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm sorry, but this "back and forth insult fest" is the most interesting thing going on in this thread.

[mmmcdaniel]

for once i agree, italianstereotype. i still think you're a bitch, though.

[Chojin]

Fact: Calling males "bitch" is a hilarious tradition first practiced by the Insane Clown Posse.

[mmmcdaniel]

your point is?

[Chojin]

My point is that you have erotic dreams about Violent J spraying Faygo over your naked, quivering body, and right as you climax you wake up and run to the bathroom to brush your teeth for an hour.

[Immortal Goat]

That's the funniest thing I've EVER read on these damn boards.

[mmmcdaniel]

hairy pothead and the joint of halucinations.

[mmmcdaniel]

hairy drunkard and the kidney stone

[MLE]

Hilarious poster and the great sense of humour

[bigtimecow]

SN*** KILLS DU****DO*E

[EverythingWillSuck]

No don't tell me!!!

[mmmcdaniel]

you could see that coming a mile away.

[EverythingWillSuck]

hey I'm only on page 2 >:

[mmmcdaniel]

you could see it coming in the first book.

[ArrowX]

SHUT THE HELL UP!