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kellychaos
Nov 21st, 2005, 04:25 PM
After sending in the requisite number of box-tops, I have earned the title of heralder of all things I-Mockery. Mostly, this will be in the form of character assasinations. I'm thinking in limerick form. With fingers crossed, hilarity may ensue ... but probably not ... more later.

kellychaos
Nov 21st, 2005, 05:01 PM
There once was a girl named Guitar Woman
Said to be from Sasquatch-ewan
She looks like a cow
And it's rumored that how
She udderly wow, but she weighs a ton

ziggytrix
Nov 21st, 2005, 05:26 PM
A A B B A YOU WORTHLESS CUNT.

kellychaos
Nov 21st, 2005, 05:37 PM
You are the same as my "iambic-pentameter spouting" bitch from my eight-grade english class. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! :hidesincloset :(

ziggytrix
Nov 21st, 2005, 08:50 PM
:lol

Guitar Woman
Nov 22nd, 2005, 01:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/h0lycrap123/kol.gif
I get more points for seducing a woman :eek

kellychaos
Nov 22nd, 2005, 03:45 PM
There once was a cat named Ziggytrix
Who pulled his jack from the music-mix
He'd hit on the lasses
With yellow-tinged glasses
He's likely to get more dicks than chicks

P.S. Who stole my lip gloss! >:

ziggytrix
Nov 22nd, 2005, 03:56 PM
WTF is this 9 9 6 6 8 bullshit?!

i hope you enjoy this haiku i wrote in modified kellychaos meter:

shut the fuck up

kellychaos
Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:17 PM
There once was a poster named Kahl
Whose views were all over the dial
He lacked the succint
But he's pretty in pink
Which makes him just my kind of gal

Guitar Woman
Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:18 PM
STICK A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP >:

Dr. Fu
Nov 22nd, 2005, 04:50 PM
There once was a doctor named Foo
Whose posts were as worthless as poo
He liked top ramen
Sliph-to pah me an ten
The epitome of Ragu.

sadie
Nov 22nd, 2005, 05:21 PM
ooh! do one for me, kelly!

kellychaos
Nov 23rd, 2005, 03:47 PM
She who defies definition
Lame dogma and rote tradition
The Mrs. name is Sadie
And I'm thinking that maybe
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen

Dr. Fu
Nov 23rd, 2005, 06:30 PM
WTF is this 9 9 6 6 8 bullshit?!

i hope you enjoy this haiku i wrote in modified kellychaos meter:

shut the fuck up
I seriously spewed orange slurpee all over my pants. Now they're all sticky.

kellychaos
Nov 23rd, 2005, 06:35 PM
It was nine!! >:

glowbelly
Nov 23rd, 2005, 11:13 PM
i like this thread - dr fu

kellychaos
Nov 26th, 2005, 10:43 AM
The first post of Glow's I saw was this
A long, knobby dildo with a twist
She proudly displayed it
And soon after stated
If my boyfriend knew, then he'd be pissed


I can do better but to encompass all that IS Glowbelly, I will need more time. :(

sadie
Nov 26th, 2005, 11:47 AM
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen
actually, he often makes me leave the kitchen. he wants to be the one cooking, so i don't have to be. :O

kellychaos
Nov 29th, 2005, 03:32 PM
Ode To OAO, Par Un

I can get GFs by the number
And leg-humping tristes in the summer
All this sex I'll defer
Because what I prefer
Is the intellectual hummer


Ode To OAO, Par Deux

Ahhh, anarcho-capitalism
Mirror-side handfuls of jism
An extreme ego size
And freakishly large thighs
But please, pedo-eroticism?

kellychaos
Nov 29th, 2005, 03:37 PM
Ode To Chojin

Seeming master of elocution
And DDR, Dance Revolution
Cunning bastard so smug
An androgynous mug
An I-Mockery institution

P.S. Rumours that I'm gay for this elfin, waif-like creature have been grossly exaggerated. :(

kellychaos
Nov 29th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Kevin'll have her barefoot and tied to the kitchen
actually, he often makes me leave the kitchen. he wants to be the one cooking, so i don't have to be. :O

Wouldn't wan't you stepping on any glass that might break in the kitchen ... what with your bare feet et al. :P

kellychaos
Dec 1st, 2005, 04:32 PM
Requests are being taken on a first-come, first-serve basis. Welcome! :)

Dr. Fu
Dec 1st, 2005, 05:31 PM
This reminds me of the time a bull kicked me in the testes.

Sans the kicking or the bull, though.

The One and Only...
Dec 1st, 2005, 07:46 PM
Ode To OAO, Par Un

I can get GFs by the number
And leg-humping tristes in the summer
All this sex I'll defer
Because what I prefer
Is the intellectual hummer


Ode To OAO, Par Deux

Ahhh, anarcho-capitalism
Mirror-side handfuls of jism
An extreme ego size
And freakishly large thighs
But please, pedo-eroticism?

I love you too.

kellychaos
Dec 2nd, 2005, 03:59 PM
Not if I see you first, you leg freak!

The One and Only...
Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
You know you just want to hump it.

Dr. Fu
Dec 3rd, 2005, 05:45 PM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

Seven Force
Dec 4th, 2005, 12:13 AM
Do one for me. :)

xbxDaniel
Dec 4th, 2005, 07:51 PM
An anus bleeding? :confused

Rosenstern
Dec 4th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Mine's done it before. On several occasions. :|

Dr. Fu
Dec 5th, 2005, 02:53 PM
An anus bleeding? :confused

It's what happens after the first time you're sodomized by the internets.

xbxDaniel
Dec 5th, 2005, 03:30 PM
I thought it happened after any sodimize. Ignorant, ignorant me.

kellychaos
Dec 5th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Fools! This was going to be SO grand. :(

MetalMilitia
Dec 5th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Once again the awsome power of the limerick has been ignored >:

Seven Force
Dec 5th, 2005, 04:57 PM
This is why we can't have nice things. >:

MetalMilitia
Dec 5th, 2005, 06:24 PM
Do guitarwoman again >:

Dr. Fu
Dec 6th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Fools! This was going to be SO grand. :(
YES J'ai gagne