Hi, I'm new

[CrazyBlackDude]

Yep, as the title says, I'm new here. I joined because my friend The One and Only posts here. My name is Paul and I listen to heavy metal, play guitar, write poetry, and practice American Kenpo, a form of martial arts. So what's up?

[The One and Only...]

You're only here because I used your computer. :/

[CrazyBlackDude]

I'm here because I choose to be.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you really a CRAZY BLACK DUDE :eek

[Chojin]

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[The One and Only...]

Well, no, he's not. But I'm black from the waist down, if that counts.

[CrazyBlackDude]

:(

[Chojin]

It's ok, I forgive you. :<

[CrazyBlackDude]

I live pretty close to Baltimore. I could say "Hi" to you sometime.

[kellychaos]

the mere rumor of the aforementioned association may indeed spell doom for you ... good luck, my nubian friend :(

[CrazyBlackDude]

Aw, OAO is a big softy in real life. :) What's wrong with that?

[MetalMilitia]

If you IRL know OaO, you should probably refer to the thread backups forum. It has many OaO topics which im sure he would rather forget.

He didn't even cry when his grandmother died you know :eek

[kellychaos]

No tears for Nana? :(

[Ihach]

damn you kellychaos, that one made me laugh >:

[GADZOOKS]

Hey guys I'm new to the forums. I think you guys should write a minimock about the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, I mean a giant scooby doo WHAT'S UP WITH THAT :shocked

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/wtf.jpg

[CrazyBlackDude]

If you IRL know OaO, you should probably refer to the thread backups forum. It has many OaO topics which im sure he would rather forget.

He didn't even cry when his grandmother died you know :eek

I didn't cry either. Hell, I was the one who killed her!

[Studio8]

What makes you so black?

[sadie]

so you're a lying racist friend of oao's. oh yay. life has never been more peachy.

[CrazyBlackDude]

What makes you so black?

My skin color. Why?

[CrazyBlackDude]

so you're a lying racist friend of oao's. oh yay. life has never been more peachy.

Yep. :) I'm glad that I please you so.

[Ihach]

its hard to believe sadie being mean with that avatar of her's :(

[CrazyBlackDude]

So it's a girl. The pieces fall in place. :)

[ScruU2wice]

apparently not if you're still refering to her as "it"

[Ihach]

i realize its not the mock wars scru, but you couldve tossed in a least a little photoshop, just to drive the point home

[CrazyBlackDude]

The "it" in my last post symbolized the assigned gender (neutral) I gave her before I was aware of her true gender. Try again.

[ScruU2wice]

i realize its not the mock wars scru, but you couldve tossed in a least a little photoshop, just to drive the point home

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/nextime.jpg

[Wiffle Bat]

Hi and enjoy your stay. Please help yourself to snacks and drinks ^_^

[CrazyBlackDude]

Finally, someone nice. :) I want to touch you.

[Supafly345]

I know how you feel right now man, there was a time when a lot of people on this board thought I was a crazy black dude too.

[CrazyBlackDude]

I'm really black though. I don't quite understand. :/

[GADZOOKS]

OH REALLY? What are your thoughts about the N-word?

I really want to know, since your black n' all.

[CrazyBlackDude]

I think that because of the racial overtones, it's best simply forgotten and not spoken by anyone.

[whoreable]

Thank you so much for answering that!

[CrazyBlackDude]

Yeah nigga

[Evil Robot]

What? What the fuck is this? you got to be fucking kidding me right? This is just a .... what?.. ban this fuck now. It's not worth letting this fuck skank up the boards.

[CrazyBlackDude]

What's wrong budddy?

[Big McLargehuge]

he's evil

[kellychaos]

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/DonKingandHarmony.jpg

[sadie]

its hard to believe sadie being mean with that avatar of her's :(
it's like community service. :)