Snakes on a Plane

[maggiekarp]

Sorry if this stuff is old :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/snakes11lw.jpg


Audio Trailer (http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3)
IMDB Page (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)

It'd be cool if there was really a movie like that.

[mmmcdaniel]

the name alone deserves mocking

[mmmcdaniel]

sounds like a porno.

[GADZOOKS]

sounds like a what?

[Jixby Phillips]

WHAT DID HE SAY??

[GADZOOKS]

I think he said it sounded like a snake.

[mmmcdaniel]

it does. 'snakes on a plane' sounds like a porno

[Jixby Phillips]

What?? a porno???

Huh, I guess I dont really see it

[Jixby Phillips]

which porno does it sound like?

[GADZOOKS]

So you like porno, huh?

Hey mmmcdaniel, if you had to suck one of our former president's dick, which one would it be.

Would you take on Teddy Roosevelt's "Big Stick"? Speak Softly, now!

[mmmcdaniel]

:fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu

[Jixby Phillips]

what does that emoticon mean?? is that some kind of "porno" thing??

[GADZOOKS]

"RICHARDS!!!!"

So you want to suck Nixon's dick?

WELL THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT! >:

[mmmcdaniel]

what does that emoticon mean?? is that some kind of "porno" thing??

did you just crawl out of a damn hole, you senile bastard?

[Jixby Phillips]

hahah, a "damn" hole

[mmmcdaniel]

hahah, a "damn" hole

i take that as a yes.

[GADZOOKS]

mmmcdaniels could you please pick a better president, I have to show this results to Karl Rove in the morning.

[mmmcdaniel]

do future presidents count, like hilary, or first ladies?

[Jixby Phillips]

also note: STEVE MARTIN was never actually PRESIDENT

[GADZOOKS]

do future presidents count, like hilary, or first ladies?

hillary doesn't have a dick your fucking moron.

I SAID FORMER PRESIDENTS! GOD! WHY CANT YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!

[mmmcdaniel]

also note: STEVE MARTIN was never actually PRESIDENT

goddamnit you old bastard, shut the fuck up.

[mmmcdaniel]

do future presidents count, like hilary, or first ladies?

hillary doesn't have a dick your fucking moron.

I SAID FORMER PRESIDENTS! GOD! WHY CANT YOU TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!

maybe ford, he's pretty much a woman anyway.

[GADZOOKS]

Will you answer my fucking question, this is important.

[Jixby Phillips]

Steve Martin filled in for the president so many times that many people often mistake him as a full-fledged American President.

[mmmcdaniel]

i did. heres what i said:

"maybe ford, he's pretty much a woman anyway."

also Jixby Phillips, shut the fuck up you senile bastard. >:

[GADZOOKS]

hahahaha, I didn't know you were a queer.

[Jixby Phillips]

mmmcdaniels when you get drafted you are gonna be assigned to work at the kissing booth (FOR BOYS, YOU'LL HAVE TO KISS BOYS ALL THE TIME)

[GADZOOKS]

Hey mmmcdaniels, what's up?

And I'm not talking about your erect dick after thinking about sucking Gerald Ford's 92 year old dick.

[Jixby Phillips]

ALSO DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT RICHARD NIXON IS DEAD AND A SKELETON

YOU START SUCKING AWAY AND YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE ITS A SKELTON FINGER, I KNOW IT

HEY SUCK THAT SKELETAL FINGER SOME MORE, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS

[GADZOOKS]

Jesus christ, mmcdaniel, why don't you go for the whole vietnam era set and suck the remains of LBJ's dick.

[GADZOOKS]

I bet you think LBJ stands for Lovely Blow Jobs BUT YOU'RE WRONG.

[mmmcdaniel]

:fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu :fu

[Jixby Phillips]

you dont got that many middle fingers OR potty mouths in real life so get bent, chump

[GADZOOKS]

I'm offended!

[mmmcdaniel]

i don't give a fucking rats ass if you are offended or not

[GADZOOKS]

I don't want a rat's ass, I want an APOLOGY.

[Jixby Phillips]

your like bam margera "I'll do whatever the f*ck i want"

[Jixby Phillips]

hey mmmmcdnaiels since you love presidents so much can you even guess which president is in my avatar tough guy (or do you need a picture of his dick first)

[mmmcdaniel]

:die

this is me popping a cap in yo ass bee-otch.

[GADZOOKS]

good heavens!

[Jixby Phillips]

This is me having sex with my beautifl wife and her 19 year old daughter (they dont do anything with each other)

:newbie :hangman :explode :wah

[mmmcdaniel]

so you would fuck your own daughter. can't blame you, she has a nice ass.

[GADZOOKS]

Just like Gerald Ford, right?

[Jixby Phillips]

SHE IS NOT MY BLOOD RELATIVE, UNLIKE YOU AND GERALD FORD

[mmmcdaniel]

i am, in no way related to gerald ford.

[GADZOOKS]

prove it.

[mmmcdaniel]

my entire family is from georgia.

[GADZOOKS]

Then maybe you should go suck Jimmy Carter's dick.

[Jixby Phillips]

you can ask me questions about jimmy carter because I remember him very fondly

[mmmcdaniel]

leave jimmy carter out. he helps people when they need it. he could be sitting on his ass watching tv. but he doesn't.

[GADZOOKS]

He could be sitting on his ass, letting you suck his dick.

[Jixby Phillips]

well why dont you just suck his dick in a non-metaphorical sense then

[mmmcdaniel]

fuck off.

[Jixby Phillips]

BAH

[GADZOOKS]

Fuck off old man, you make no sense; and I suck dick. :fu

You see what I did, I combinded everything you said in the past hour into a singular sentence.

[mmmcdaniel]

BAH YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN OLD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GADZOOKS]

RICHARDS!!!!

[mmmcdaniel]

quote gadzooks:I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick.

[MetalMilitia]

I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick.

:blowme

[GADZOOKS]

WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY THAT, QUIT PUTTING COCKS IN MY MOUTH. I MEAN WORDS

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA7300.jpg

oh look its u after our verbal pounding

[mmmcdaniel]

I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick I suck dick.

:blowme[/quote]

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/AA7300.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

How do you do that?

[Jixby Phillips]

hey metal militia WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP

[mmmcdaniel]

thats not me, you dumbass

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah go find your own 13 year old to talk about dicks with.

[Jixby Phillips]

is this you

http://www.armstrongmedical.com/ami/itm_img/AA2000.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

hey metal militia WE DONT NEED YOUR HELP

but im bored and want to be mean :(

[mmmcdaniel]

hey metalmilitia, it takes balls to show yourself sucking dick.

[Jixby Phillips]

thats not him, you dumbass

[GADZOOKS]

what?

[mmmcdaniel]

fuck you all.

[mmmcdaniel]

thats not him, you dumbass

is it you?

[GADZOOKS]

makes some fucking sense

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.buyamag.com/graphics/dentman.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.louisville.edu/hsc/medmag/fw00/images/manikin3.gif

[mmmcdaniel]

i'm bored as hell.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey is that Gary Cole?

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.laerdal.ca/images/s/AERXJTOV.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://kittenhoward.typepad.com/you_will_never_ever_ever_/images/bushsscrazymoms.jpg

[mmmcdaniel]

anyone watch monk?

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.buyamag.com/graphics/comp_man.jpg

you f*cking LOST

[GADZOOKS]

Hey mmmcdaniels, it has a detachable penis to suit your taste.

PS: LEAVE TOM SCHARPLING OUT OF THIS

[Jixby Phillips]

we cant talk about that on the radio you tasteless cad

[mmmcdaniel]

1)i am NOT gay.
2)i'm not insulting the show. i'm asking does anyone watch it.

[MetalMilitia]

1)i am NOT gay.
2)i'm not insulting the show. i'm asking does anyone watch it.

If you're not gay i might just have to eat my hat

[GADZOOKS]

ADMINISTATOR, mmmcdaniels PMed me and asked me if you could make his avatar this picture..

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/mmmcdaniels.jpg

He's only 13 he doesn't know how, and if you ask me he's a little shy about it.

[mmmcdaniel]

goddamnit gadzooks, you're beating a dead whore

[GADZOOKS]

goddamit mmmcdaniels, you're sucking a dead president's dick

[Jixby Phillips]

THREAD LOCKED

[mmmcdaniel]

the whore is rotting.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/images/ford.jpg

GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART

[mmmcdaniel]

die bastard.

[maggiekarp]

We could have had a perfectly good thread about Samuel L. Jackson, but no...

[mmmcdaniel]

maggiekarp said: We could have had a perfectly good thread about Samuel L. Jackson, but no...

then make a topic about him, not a movie that doesn't exist.

[maggiekarp]

I had sex with you mother

It was dissapointing >:

[mmmcdaniel]

you go to hell, you go to hell and you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maggiekarp]

That's what she said last night

Which, now that I think about it, wasn't a very nice thing to say :(

[mmmcdaniel]

your avatar reminds me of some thing i said to guitar woman. i can't remember what it was, though. i remember now, "admitting is the first step towards recovery."

[MetalMilitia]

how ingenious

[sadie]

ha. just like the good old days.

[ArrowX]

RESPECT THE VETS YOU UNGREATFULL CUR!

edit: Deleted posts abound!