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Mad Melvin
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:02 PM
Dungeon Siege trailer is out. Its so laughable and sad at the same time. Why Ray Liotta? Why?

http://www.fantasticfilmsinternational.com/new_detailed.html#dungeon
MetalMilitia
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:11 PM
I like the RWS site

POSTAL Movie


RWS Has just signed a deal with infamous German film director Uwe Boll to inflict POSTAL on Hollywood! That's right, UWE BOLL. Got a problem with that? Tough shit. In what may well be a unique twist, RWS will be intimately involved in the creative side of the production, consulting on the script and bitchslapping Uwe on a daily basis to ensure that the cinematic version of POSTAL lives up to the insane hilarity of the original.

So stop yer cryin' and start thinking about how OUR videogame movie is going to mash the heads off of all the other videogame movies with a shovel and piss down their collective neck holes. Besides, it can't possibly be any worse than Doom...

Uwe could use a good bitch slapping.
mmmcdaniel
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:11 PM
what the hell happened?!? :confused
to all the bastards that make video game movies:
godamnit, stop making video game movies. you are ruining games we love. in fact, kill yourself. i'll show you how: :suicide
Mad Melvin
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:18 PM
You are not welcome in this thread mmcdsuhsk. Please leave and leave the emoticons at the front desk thank you.
mmmcdaniel
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:29 PM
mad melvin: fuck off.
Mad Melvin
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:34 PM
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth
mmmcdaniel
Nov 24th, 2005, 01:36 PM
yes i do. bitch, bitch, ho, ho, fuckity fuck fuck.
MetalMilitia
Nov 24th, 2005, 02:05 PM
on the vagina?
mmmcdaniel
Nov 24th, 2005, 02:08 PM
fuck off metalmilitia...
Spectre X
Nov 24th, 2005, 02:20 PM
You sir, truly are a paragon of class and sharp wit.
Lye
Nov 24th, 2005, 10:25 PM
that site has info on THE LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, which is a cool movie. I just don't understand uwe boll. i know about the loop holes in german tax laws, and how they arnt there any more. I'm hoping he can't make anymore movies, and i know that there isnt anyone forcing me or anyone else watch his movies, but it sucks that this guy can be money when other, more creative film makers have to sign their sould away to even get a shot.
Rez
Nov 25th, 2005, 02:46 AM
hey metalmilitia

guess what

:conspiracy

:fart :love :fu :die

fuck you, buddy.
Mad Melvin
Nov 25th, 2005, 04:49 PM
Oh god. This movie is going to be 4 hours long and will propably be released in two parts. FOUR FUCKING HOURS.