Notice

[Chojin]

Mmmcdaniel has been banned for refusing to read the rules and generally fagging about, averaging 85 posts a day, ignoring all of the rules, etc.

Normally this wouldn't be worth a thread, however I feel that I need to address mockers at large:

Banning is a last resort. We only ban when we have failed as a community to make someone upset enough to leave of their own volition. It is your duty as patrons of this message board to protect it from the internet. Part of what gives this place its charm is the wit of its core members, which is tempered through trying to figure out just how badly you can ruin some idiot's day using only words on a message board.

Next time we have a galaxy-class chunder monkey who just discovered the tall black box dad got him for his fifteenth birthday can magically transport him and all eight thousand of his opinions to our doorstep, I want the rest of you to deal with it before I have to open the administration panel. Not because it's difficult to ban someone, but because it's too easy to turn them off, forget about it, and stagnate. You owe it to yourself, your country, and the lord Jesus Christ.

Or something.

By the way, this is not an invitation for the other board idiots to prepare for XTREME FLAME WARS on all of our forums. In light of this notice, I will be banning the fuck out of you lot until this thread is off the first page.

GRR.
-Chojin

[Lotida]

Are you sure it's not because he was mean to your girlfriend?

[Chojin]

What is it with you and playing favorites to every mouth-breather that moseys in here and has a few weeks to kill?

It looks like AChimp banned him first :( I had to settle with banning his IP address :(

[Lotida]

What is it with you and playing favorites to every mouth-breather that moseys in here and has a few weeks to kill?


I could care less if you ban him, it was just a question. Don't get your pink panties in a bunch. It just seems like a board that is explicitly favoring mocking would not have such a low tolerance.

I just thought that you shouldn't have banned Max and Terra. I thought they were funny. A few of the old timers got mad at them and "poof" they were gone. :(

[sadie]

with all the morons who are given full reign to make fools of themselves, i'd say the tolerance level here is rather high.

[CrazyBlackDude]

with all the morons who are given full reign to make fools of themselves, i'd say the tolerance level here is rather high.

It's the internet; I'm sorry we're not all business-suit-wearing black tie tea drinking sophisticated billionaires who speak only of Robert Frost and Niezsche.

[sadie]

wow! are you miss cleo? you've got me pegged perfectly!

[CrazyBlackDude]

When does Miss Cleo peg people? I thought it was clairvoyance.

[DeadKennedys]

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/contests/05-10-pumpkin/images/honorable/ss46.jpg

[bigtimecow]

HEY LOTIDA I REMEMBER WHEN MR. ADVENTURE CALLED YOU A LESBIAN
:LOL

[Lotida]

HEY LOTIDA I REMEMBER WHEN MR. ADVENTURE CALLED YOU A LESBIAN
:LOL

Those were the good ole' days!!


P.S. Is your caps lock stuck?

[EverythingWillSuck]

I miss him already. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah Chojin, i know that you are super excited to find that you can simply click on a button and make a topic that literally several people will look at. That can be a kind of rush, a high even, but do me a favor and think before you spew your shit onto my computer screen.

[Shyandquietguy]

I'm sorry I can't be here enough for the community. Practically the only times I will get do any involvment is on a weekend pass. I could make a thread and hopefully give a small chance of haven/heaven but I can easily explain Job Corps in just a few words and everyone would figure it out in a second. There was conflict between me and one person over there but then he got kicked out. Oh and a dumbass kid got kicked out for doing drugs. That and everyone bitches about things that they somehow don't expect. Cripes, it's light military school, why don't these stupid fucks learn that?

DeadKennedys, I easily mistook you for KellyChaos. Fuck you.

Lotida, you're one of those stupid cunts who'll say "just kidding" after a failed attempt at feigning anger and call them tightwads when they don't get it.

Big McLargehuge, last I remember was the fact that you suck.

Chojin, it's too late to join that damn mockwar but if I made my own little thread that I was 100% certain of being high quality no matter how many times I looked back at it would I be able to over shadow everyone? It's not like they're putting any heart into it. YOU STUPID CUNT WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? See? There's some heart. But no, they're all busy jumping up and down via their dicks against the ground with a Playboy magazine in which every second page was a pure fucking hard on. Honestly, what is it with you guys when the only things you can do is show your dick off to everyone and expect a fucking pullitzer? Hey! Oh! Wait! Isn't that pullitzer for me? And when they leave you guys then attempt to play "Dueling Banjos" by aiming your dick at a banjo and imagining every turn off and turn on you can find as you hold the chords down so that when your dick gets hard it'll rise with enough force to pluck the strings but not to climax. Then you go to bed and fuck your Mom.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Did anyone read that long winded diatribe above, or did everyone else just assume that the writer was a dickhole as well?

I thought so......

[Seven Force]

I read it. Unfortunately. :(

Screw that guy. He was told plenty of times to knock it off. Then he's dumb enough to brag about it on THE BAN LIST, of all places.

[Chojin]

Lotida: If you had read the thread, you'd know it was about a push to not ban people.

CrazyBlackDude: Given that you already assume you're a board idiot, you've bested OAO in reading comprehension.

DK: Hilarious!

Big: WHATWHATWHAT?!

Shy: We'll keep your résumé on file.

No. No. You're all missing the point. I wasn't trying to encourage random hostility. Directed hostility is where it's at. New people - in specific, the ones that probably yell their responses while they type them for extra impact.

We used to yell at every new person that came in, and the people that stayed were usually better for it. If you don't, idiots get cozy and begin to think their tenure entitles them to be idiots more frequently.

And then they take usernames like Carnivore.

Now, I'm not asking you to HARKEN TO DAYS OF YORE and be witty and have something interesting to say or anything like that. I also especially don't want people to give someone shit based solely on the fact that they're new, even though we used to do that. Just make idiots enjoy this place less. That's all I'm saying. Is that really so tough to understand?

[Lotida]

Lotida, you're one of those stupid cunts who'll say "just kidding" after a failed attempt at feigning anger and call them tightwads when they don't get it.

Aren't you one of those wanna be assholes who have no original thoughts of their own so they try to fit in by regurgitating the same crap they read that someone else wrote? Aren't you that guy? Yea, you look just like him.

P.S. I've never said Just kidding, I've never get mad and cunt is the least offensive word on here since its almost a staple by everyone who posts. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that this is only a messageboard on the internet!

[Big McLargehuge]

Big: WHATWHATWHAT?!


I WAS PRACTICING

[ArrowX]

Cats, Cats In Deedey

[Carnivore]

Would the seemingly gender-confused, self-important denier kindly stop mentioning my name? You've made glaringly obvious your chagrin at my having slipped in here so easily and made myself one among the Mockers (a wholly undeserved honor :rolleyes) when I first joined. I know that you think I "missed my newbie beatdown" as I now recall you saying on past occasions. I'm not going to argue with you about it, I know it will go nowhere. I know all this upsets you. I enjoy that all this upsets you. Could you possibly let it eat away at you in private and stop "calling me out" as a wrestling fan might state it?

Maybe he's overreacting like a child.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Actually, I never got a newbie beatdown either...except Carnivore giving me hell about being from the south.....

[Chojin]

Actually, I just dropped your name to see if you'd show up. What do you know!

[Dr. Fu]

NO WAIIIIIIIIIIIII.

[Ushnor]

I see why you banned Mmmcdaniel. I've been here 3 days and he's already annoying.

[Dole]

thats the kind of crypto-fascist crap we've come to expect from you USHNOR! Ban this freak now.

[AChimp]

I banned mcdaniels and then I masturbated because it turned me on. :O

[whoreable]

please unban mcdaniels so that we may rid ourselves of him the honorable way.

I agree with chojin. Bannings have only become needed because we have all gotten lazy. If we could just do our damn jobs, this site would be more fun and bannings could be a rare thing again.

I appluad Jixby and Gadzooks for their masterful attempt. If only the rest of the board would have used their own style and kept at it, He probably would have left on his own.

[AChimp]

Mcdaniels asked to be banned.

[Geggy]

Did anyone read that long winded diatribe above, or did everyone else just assume that the writer was a dickhole as well?

I thought so......

i only read half of his post and thought "this guy needs to stick a toothpick down in his dickhole and break the toothpick in half so he won't be able to take the lower half of the toothpick and next time he takes a piss, his dick will explode and he wont be able to have kids which will be good for us all"

i dont care if a person gets banned but what disturbs me the most is those who were banned come bacxk with a different ip and name and continue to stalk the board (ie fartinmowler)

[Jeff The Ninja]

I may be fairly new here but i think that we should just keep him banned. Users who try to make people feel miserable by posting random crap deserve to be banned and or punished in any way deemed sutible by the admistrator(s). Because when you do shit like this ( http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20154 ), You are asking to be banned.

[Evil Robot]

SILENCE YOU GOD DAMN FOOLS!!!!
It makes no difference who you ban, shit list or otherwise tea bag in this shithole board. You all created this place because none of "you people" can bring yourself to speak this sadisticly to others in "real life". You all deserve to become failures like the rest of the world and PAY FOR YOUR SINS.

You are bastards,
Evil Robot

[Chojin]

Are you sure it's not because he was mean to your girlfriend?
Hold on hold on I just thought of something to say to this, so forget what I said before.

If you loved your girlfriend half as much as I do mine, you would understand. :<

EH? EH?

[Lotida]

Well, if you put it that way then I completely understand.

Thanks for clearing that up for me. :)

[Dr. Fu]

SILENCE YOU GOD DAMN FOOLS!!!!
It makes no difference who you ban, shit list or otherwise tea bag in this shithole board. You all created this place because none of "you people" can bring yourself to speak this sadisticly to others in "real life". You all deserve to become failures like the rest of the world and PAY FOR YOUR SINS.

You are bastards,
Evil Robot
As far as I'm concerned, I don't care :)

[Chojin]

tell me more

[Marc Summers]

Jonathan Clement, Evil Robot.
Evil Robot, Jonathan Clement.
I'm sure you two will create a meaningful relationship!

[Jixby Phillips]

EVIL ROBOT RULES

[The Retro Kat]

Excuses excuses...

I'm sorry I can't be here enough for the community. Practically the only times I will get do any involvment is on a weekend pass. I could make a thread and hopefully give a small chance of haven/heaven but I can easily explain Job Corps in just a few words and everyone would figure it out in a second. There was conflict between me and one person over there but then he got kicked out. Oh and a dumbass kid got kicked out for doing drugs. That and everyone bitches about things that they somehow don't expect. Cripes, it's light military school, why don't these stupid fucks learn that?

From that to this:

Chojin, it's too late to join that damn mockwar but if I made my own little thread that I was 100% certain of being high quality no matter how many times I looked back at it would I be able to over shadow everyone? It's not like they're putting any heart into it. YOU STUPID CUNT WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? See? There's some heart. But no, they're all busy jumping up and down via their dicks against the ground with a Playboy magazine in which every second page was a pure fucking hard on. Honestly, what is it with you guys when the only things you can do is show your dick off to everyone and expect a fucking pullitzer? Hey! Oh! Wait! Isn't that pullitzer for me? And when they leave you guys then attempt to play "Dueling Banjos" by aiming your dick at a banjo and imagining every turn off and turn on you can find as you hold the chords down so that when your dick gets hard it'll rise with enough force to pluck the strings but not to climax. Then you go to bed and fuck your Mom.

YOU STUPID CUNT WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? has no heart whatsoever. You silly kids and your job corps making you all nice and stuff. It's cute. Don't get me wrong, it's cute. Incidently, stop talking so much about dicks, you're going to get Jeff the Ninja all excited and shit.


I may be fairly new here but i think that we should just keep him banned. Users who try to make people feel miserable by posting random crap deserve to be banned and or punished in any way deemed sutible by the admistrator(s). Because when you do shit like this ( http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20154 ), You are asking to be banned.

You're missing the point entirely.

[Seven Force]

Retro Kat is the new voice of reason.

[kellychaos]

Next time we have a galaxy-class chunder monkey who just discovered the tall black box dad got him for his fifteenth birthday can magically transport him and all eight thousand of his opinions to our doorstep, I want the rest of you to deal with it before I have to open the administration panel. Not because it's difficult to ban someone, but because it's too easy to turn them off, forget about it, and stagnate. You owe it to yourself, your country, and the lord Jesus Christ.

I gotta get right with Jesus. :(

[Ushnor]

thats the kind of crypto-fascist crap we've come to expect from you USHNOR! Ban this freak now.


So your starting to be mean to new people again? Great :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

thats the kind of crypto-fascist crap we've come to expect from you USHNOR! Ban this freak now.


So your starting to be mean to new people again? Great :)

Ushnor,

It's you're, you goddamned idiot.... if you're going to post in these threads, at least familiarize yourself with the English language...

Love and kisses,

The Internet Grammar Nazi

[The Retro Kat]

Ushnor wasn't that great in real life, anyways.