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CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:12 PM
Look at me, my name is Jack
I have a huge wang as if I were black
I'm a pseudo-intellectual semi-jock jerk
But with a touch of my hairy chest
Any relationship can work. ;-)

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:18 PM
Anarchy! Anarchy!
Crush the State and set yourself free!
So says Jack with a nod of his head
A shake of his hips and a dance on his bed

But bash in his face with a baseball bat
And stomp on his neck with a ruthless attack
Shout "How ya likin that anarchy now?"
Jack can't answer after that brutal ka-pow

The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:26 PM
Hi guys.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/9277/menerd2sy.jpg

I'm Paul.

http://myspace-266.vo.llnwd.net/00298/66/25/298355266_l.jpg

I'm feeling rather sad today.

http://myspace-652.vo.llnwd.net/00295/25/61/295621652_l.jpg

I guess I'll just have to go do some good ol' masturbation with my guitar.

http://myspace-889.vo.llnwd.net/00295/98/88/295618889_l.jpg

Later niggas.

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:26 PM
Holy fuck I'm sexy.

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:27 PM
I wish I had a picture of you doing your ex-girlfriend while on her period in the woods, though. :)

The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Yeah, it would have owned just about every other picture in existence.

I kinda miss her booty... :(

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:37 PM
My name is Jack. I am a political anarchist. I like to impress people with my knowledge on silly shit no one cares about. And my undefined biceps.

http://myspace-912.vo.llnwd.net/00142/21/97/142267912_l.jpg

I'm also feeling rather sad.

http://myspace-703.vo.llnwd.net/00144/30/72/144092703_l.jpg

I'll go have sex with my gay man-lover.

http://myspace-410.vo.llnwd.net/00144/01/43/144093410_l.jpg

Oh, and if there's any cute guys here, holla back! http://www.myspace.com/oao3405

The One and Only...
Nov 24th, 2005, 09:40 PM
There's no definition in that pic because of the shade, and you know it. :(

Admit it, you're just jealous of my coach 'cause he gets to see me in my skin-tight workout shirts.

Ushnor
Nov 25th, 2005, 12:32 AM
Hmmm... I know a good poem.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan,
Who ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket?
Nan-took-it.

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 25th, 2005, 12:50 AM
Hmmm... I know a good poem.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter named Nan,
Who ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket?
Nan-took-it.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If his ear were a cooch he would fuck it

Rez
Nov 25th, 2005, 04:34 AM
Of course I remember you, how could I forget? We had so much fun in Geometry, lol! You look great!

glowbelly
Nov 25th, 2005, 09:03 AM
i think it's cute how while giving us that little limireck gem the new big-nosed boy used "cooch" instead of "cunt."

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 25th, 2005, 04:41 PM
i think it's cute how while giving us that little limireck gem the new big-nosed boy used "cooch" instead of "cunt."

:/ I thought that's how it went. I'm not scared of cunt.

Mr. Fugo
Nov 25th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Kill them with no mercy

The Cunts that izzz

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 25th, 2005, 05:29 PM
Kill them with no mercy

The Cunts that izzz :explode Tear them up!!!

Lotida
Nov 25th, 2005, 05:32 PM
So Paul, are you and Jack best friends? You certainly have a lot of pictures of each other.

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 25th, 2005, 08:33 PM
So Paul, are you and Jack best friends? You certainly have a lot of pictures of each other.

We stole them from each other's Myspace accounts. But yeah, we're good friends. Would you like to be my friend, cutie?

Dole
Nov 26th, 2005, 08:47 AM
someone kill it

Emu
Nov 26th, 2005, 10:51 AM
you look like a young version of me

stop it

CrazyBlackDude
Nov 26th, 2005, 04:41 PM
you look like a young version of me

stop it

I'm sorry you're so good looking...