I'm too hairy [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

noob3

Mar 24th, 2003, 09:07 PM

I'll be 17 in a month and I think I am too hairy for my age :(

I don't know why this is in loveline :(

Fookin Flappy

Mar 24th, 2003, 09:48 PM

Thank god you revealed your age, this explains that vagina post.. now on to helping.. Just shave or wax your chest like all the other hairy beasts do.. :) :eek

Skulhedface

Mar 25th, 2003, 12:08 AM

http://www.cvs.com/Assets/images_product_large/058602.jpg

Les Waste

Mar 25th, 2003, 12:52 AM

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH SOME HAIR >:

Mar 25th, 2003, 05:52 AM

RAAAAR

HAIR MAKES YOU MAN.

:domo

glowbelly

Mar 25th, 2003, 09:07 AM

what's too hairy for your age?

The Unseen

Mar 25th, 2003, 03:34 PM

If you dont want to risk the dangerous shaving, here are some famous hairy idols
1)Chewbacca
2)Alf
3)Yogi Bear
4)Bill Clinton
5)Hillary Clinton
6)Protoclown

Skulhedface

Mar 25th, 2003, 07:04 PM

7) Captain Lou Albano

Esuohlim

Mar 25th, 2003, 07:30 PM

8) Robin Williams. >:

Skulhedface

Mar 25th, 2003, 08:37 PM

9)Cousin Itt

noob3

Mar 25th, 2003, 09:12 PM

I have back hair.

whoreable

Mar 25th, 2003, 09:25 PM

we can start a hair club for boys :) ..i mean men :)

Jeanette X

Mar 25th, 2003, 10:30 PM

I have back hair.

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! Shave it off!

noob3

Mar 25th, 2003, 11:57 PM

It's not like visable hair. But I know that it will be, someday :(

And I have a hairier chest than all my friends, I have that hair that is creeping on the collar bone :/ I shave that =(

Jeanette X

Mar 26th, 2003, 12:44 AM

At least its not visible yet...Shave it off before it gets that way.

Psycho Squid

Mar 26th, 2003, 01:39 AM

When you start growing hair on your ass, then you should start worrying.

Cybernetico

Mar 26th, 2003, 03:58 PM

8) Robin Williams. >:

I was gonna say that!

you stole my post! *sob*

Helm

Mar 26th, 2003, 06:58 PM

FS said it. Take pride in your testosterone, man.

Protoclown

Mar 26th, 2003, 11:35 PM

I made the list! :rave

I really AM a hairy bastard too. :(

I have too much chest hair. :(

AChimp

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:28 AM

I bet you have the hairiest balls in the world, too. :O

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:50 AM

You can never be too rich, too well-endowed, or too hairy >:

I mean... you can't, can you? :(

Please?

The Unseen

Mar 27th, 2003, 06:44 AM

Proto, somehow I just knew that youd be a hairy bastard

McClain

Mar 29th, 2003, 01:08 AM

shave or wax your chest
Fuck that shit. Grow it long and proud my brother! The only thing I shave is my nuts... and that's because a woman tends to lean to the silky-smooth feel of a shorn sac. Flossin' with pubes ain't pretty for anyone.

noob3

Mar 29th, 2003, 05:45 PM

The thing is, the one good thing I have going for me is that I'm cute. It's hard to be cute when you're all grizzly-like.

Royal Tenenbaum

Mar 29th, 2003, 08:27 PM

What if you are going for the Teddy Bear look?

Godpuppet

Mar 29th, 2003, 08:38 PM

or the shag carpet look... chicks dive on that like a monkey on a cupcake :orgasm

The Unseen

Mar 30th, 2003, 06:27 PM

Or if youre the hairy skinny guy in the insane clown posse :lol

Cybernetico

Mar 30th, 2003, 09:25 PM

Insane clown posse is bad :/

Zosimus

Apr 2nd, 2003, 06:59 PM

Take good advice when you can... DON"T SHAVE IT OFF!!
Once you start, you can never stop, and it just gets worse as you grow older. Also, I might mention that how shaving brings on those nasty ingrowns that look gross and hurt like hell! :(
I have worked with athletes that started that shit for the sake of aerodynamics. They in deep shit now.....

Anonymous

Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:44 PM

Unless you get electrolysis.

Zosimus

Apr 3rd, 2003, 05:48 PM

Unless you get electrolysis.

Electrolysis, won't work out for someone with alot of hair on their body. It is too time consuming, and takes too much of an effort compared to how little it helps!
Actually, waxing is faster, but unless you have someone to get your back for you everytime, there is no way of really doing it every time.

Anonymous

Apr 3rd, 2003, 06:55 PM

Mmm, electrolysis works for backs and stuff, it would just take longer.

kellychaos

Apr 8th, 2003, 01:04 PM

I'm sorry but your problem is way beyond the scope of my knowledge.

http://www.chimptopia.com/images/chimpbglayout.jpg

FartinMowler

Apr 8th, 2003, 01:41 PM

Hair and vagina's, Dude spend some time getting a girlfriend and start from the top and work your way down and stop obsessing on things that only you would notice if you spent time looking at a mirror over your shoulder.

Jeanette X

Apr 8th, 2003, 06:06 PM

DON'T get electrolysis. Get laser removal. Its cheaper, it works better, and its less painful.

xangeldavidx

Apr 10th, 2003, 06:44 PM

if you love the person, then why should you care? crazee people i tell you

SkepticalTesticle

Apr 14th, 2003, 04:29 PM

I'm a hairy ass guy too. I have hair on my ass :| Dont be fooled by the ball shavers, they want to lure you into their den of evil hairlessness. If you shave your nuts and you get the least bit moist from walking around your shit will itch like you have never itched before. Just trim your shit down, like a chea pet or somthing. Shave the shaft if necessary. I wouldnt worry about being hairy until you turn into a sasquatch. Besides, women love that shit despite what they say. Comb my ass hair bitch.