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ArrowX
Dec 4th, 2005, 09:13 PM
REPENT! REPENT!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/

I just died a little inside.

xbxDaniel
Dec 4th, 2005, 09:14 PM
A live-action version of the original Transformers TV series involves an alien race of robots called the Autobots and the Decepticons crash landing on Earth where they battle for the ultimate power source: Energon.


Live-action? WTF?! >:

ArrowX
Dec 4th, 2005, 09:44 PM
John Rogers!

# Killing Floor (2006) (announced)
# Untitled Transformers Film (2007) (pre-production) (screenplay)

# Catwoman (2004) (screenplay)
# The Core (2003) (written by)
... aka Core (USA: poster title)
# Red Skies (2002) (TV) (written by)
# American Outlaws (2001) (screenplay)
# "Jackie Chan Adventures" (2000) TV Series (creator)

# "Cosby" (1996) TV Series (writer)

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Supafly345
Dec 4th, 2005, 10:40 PM
You were 2 when the series ended. What are you so upset about?

xbxDaniel
Dec 4th, 2005, 10:41 PM
I was raised on bootleg Transformer episodes. I stopped watching when they came out with this 3-D animal transfomrers show.

ArrowX
Dec 4th, 2005, 11:09 PM
You were 2 when the series ended. What are you so upset about?

I was 2 when it ended, but when it stoped airing in canada I was about 11 or 12 and grew up watching it at EVERY opportunity.

Lye
Dec 4th, 2005, 11:27 PM
Oh NO! a movie based off of a tv show that was based off of toys.
How bout that...

maggiekarp
Dec 5th, 2005, 01:21 AM
I actually liked Jackie Chan Adventures for awhile :(

Skulhedface
Dec 5th, 2005, 05:32 AM
I'm with Supafly. You were what, prebirth when the original series was out? What's with this raping "our" childhood shit?

I believe I was halfway through my childhood by the time you even slid out of your mother's vagina.

Besides, what are you comparing it to? Beast Wars or something? THAT was a rape of my childhood.

Rongi
Dec 5th, 2005, 02:32 PM
i hope this movie is horrible just so arrowx slits his pudgy wrists

KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 5th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Michael Bay? :tear

ArrowX
Dec 6th, 2005, 07:19 PM
the OUR childhood thing is applicable since most of these boards like the transformers when they were kids. Age doesn't matter at all! >:

On a more important not why in gods name does a live action movie seem like a good Idea!? I'm friggin anxious to see if they can pull it off or not.

Zomboid
Dec 6th, 2005, 07:59 PM
On a more important note I'm trying to divert attention away from my ridicule >:

ArrowX
Dec 6th, 2005, 08:03 PM
No shit, jeez the least you could do is humor me! I could fill the great lakes twice over with the sweat produced from that post!

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2005, 01:14 AM
transformers suck anyways

GADZOOKS
Dec 9th, 2005, 01:39 AM
I use to think the tranformers song went TRANSFORMERS: THERES ROBOTS IN THESE GUYS. That would of been a terrific theme song.

Guitar Woman
Dec 9th, 2005, 01:41 AM
No you didn't :rolleyes

GADZOOKS
Dec 9th, 2005, 01:49 AM
Uh oh, catfight!

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2005, 05:14 AM
the themesong is like the only good thing about them

and maybe the fact that they played a weird al song in the movie idk

ArrowX
Dec 9th, 2005, 04:18 PM
"It its the year 2005, and the treacherous Decepticons have conquered the autobots homeplanet of cybertron, ut from secret staging grounds on two of cybertrons moons the valliant autobots prepare to re-take their homeland"

Rongi
Dec 9th, 2005, 11:10 PM
and maybe the fact that they played a weird al song in the movie idk

what!?

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2005, 11:55 PM
they play dare to be stupid when they meet the crazy robots or whatever they are called, i think john cleese did one of their voices? the ones that are like motorcycle centaurs with chain-maces idk its been like 3 years since i watched that movie but i do remember dare to be stupid

ArrowX
Dec 10th, 2005, 01:07 AM
the Junkyons, it was the 3rd best actrion sequencce int eh movie!

SUFFER
Dec 10th, 2005, 04:40 AM
you think after that comes out someone is going to try to make a Go-Bots movie ?

GADZOOKS
Dec 10th, 2005, 05:33 AM
Pokemon is the least offensive anime because Weird Al made a song about it.

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2005, 06:46 AM
totally

Protoclown
Dec 10th, 2005, 10:34 AM
It was Eric Idle who did the voice of Wreck-Gar in the movie.

Mark my words, in this movie, Soundwave will be an mp3 player or an ipod, and Ravage will be a fucking "virus" that he tries to infect a computer with. And they might give us a Tron-like scene where we see a digital panther running around inside the computer killing innocent files.

I'm expecting the worst.

At the VERY least they'd damn sure better get Peter Cullen and Frank Welker to voice Optimus Prime and Megatron. If they replace those CLASSIC voices with "big" Hollywood names who don't have half the voice-acting talent those guys do, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

Supafly345
Dec 10th, 2005, 11:56 AM
I liked Leonard Nemoy.

Jeff The Ninja
Dec 10th, 2005, 04:15 PM
http://gprime.net/video.php/volkswagen

I think that they could pull it off as long as they dont make it like the "NEW" transformers that they started making a year ago with the Minicoms and stuff. That would suck to no ends.

the_dudefather
Dec 10th, 2005, 04:50 PM
the ad with the car dancing was better :P

Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 11th, 2005, 03:06 PM
I was raised on bootleg Transformer episodes. I stopped watching when they came out with this 3-D animal transfomrers show.
I fucking loved Beast Wars.

ArrowX
Dec 11th, 2005, 03:45 PM
beast wars was ok in its first sason, but it got really cool after that giant crab serial killer came along in the last season!

ziggytrix
Dec 11th, 2005, 05:20 PM
I don't know a god damned thing about Beast Wars, but I can tell you it's ALL BULLSHIT.

ArrowX
Dec 12th, 2005, 12:53 AM
It was the only show on tv at te time that had somone being shot point blank in the stomach with a gun. and It was the only thing worth watching in its time slot because Reboot was on right after.

Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 12th, 2005, 04:17 PM
I'm with Supafly. You were what, prebirth when the original series was out? What's with this raping "our" childhood shit?

I believe I was halfway through my childhood by the time you even slid out of your mother's vagina.

Besides, what are you comparing it to? Beast Wars or something? THAT was a rape of my childhood.
Beast Machines was the rape of my childhood, and of Beast Wars :(

Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 12th, 2005, 04:22 PM
I'm with Supafly. You were what, prebirth when the original series was out? What's with this raping "our" childhood shit?

I believe I was halfway through my childhood by the time you even slid out of your mother's vagina.

Besides, what are you comparing it to? Beast Wars or something? THAT was a rape of my childhood.
Beast Machines was the rape of my childhood, and of Beast Wars :( At least the guy isn't shouting "TEH TRANSEXAULFRMRS SUXORS". You should have some pride in a show you love, that still manages to influence younger audiences. I may prefer Beast Wars over Transformers (I found that show more confusing,etc), but I respect that he grew up on this despite watching re-runs. The Real Ghostbusters and Super Mario Bros were on around before and after I was born, respectively, but I fucking watched and loved them.

ArrowX
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:12 PM
Beast machines was horrible because they Made optimus do the whole "Heroic Sacrifice" then he turned Cybertron into another earth.

Supafly345
Dec 12th, 2005, 10:02 PM
I've never seen any of these other transformers you are talking about. I remember hearing about the toys and thats it.

Esuohlim
Dec 13th, 2005, 03:48 PM
OPTIMOUS PRIME IS JEWISH? :FAMLYGUY!lol

Comrade Rocket
Dec 13th, 2005, 03:56 PM
that movie with the vw would have been better with the actual transforming sound.

Girl Drink Drunk
Dec 13th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Beast machines was horrible because they Made optimus do the whole "Heroic Sacrifice" then he turned Cybertron into another earth.
I thought it was horrible because all of the characters had horrible machine forms, and it just didn't feel the same.