NEEDS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

[Womti]

i am 18 years old and i have never been in a single relationship. not EVER. basically, this was due to my overall shyness in high school. i was just wondering if anyone else has had this proble,m or if there are any girls out there who are interested??? despite my lack of experience, i am a very nice person. i am 6'1 and i have dark brown hair and green eyes. i'll post a pic sometime if i can get hold of a digital camera. i'm homeless right now (no joke) and my only computer access is at the public library, but im going to get a laptop soon. thanx to those of you who bother to read this and further thanks to anyone who replies.^_^

[MetalMilitia]

Homeless and shy, what a catch!!

btw, I heard complimentary_toilet* is a total slut. Im sure she should be interested.

[ziggytrix]

WHY NOT TRY A KISSING GIRLFRIEND FIRST?

[kellychaos]

complimentary-toilet = cum-dumpster :highfive

[The Retro Kat]

Women are overated. :rolleyes

[Womti]

well i consider myself bi so i can half relate to that statement^_^(also im a guy if that means anything)

[MetalMilitia]

Well, I do know of one dashing young bisexual male on this forum. Tell me, do you fence?

[Womti]

im not familiar with that term, but im guessing no i dont 'fence' im really more interested in having a relationship with a female first before i try it with a guy.

[ziggytrix]

lol

[Womti]

ah shutup you bitch

[The Cosmic Fool!]

womti, he's talking about one and only, quite possibly the most useless piece of e-trash ever..

also, you really shouldnt go around insulting vets of the boards.. it isnt very nice

[Rosenstern]

Dude, I thought my love woes were sad! I never thought about how hard it would be if I were homeless. I am confined to the more vaginal side of the species, though...

[Womti]

i was talkin to ziggy when i said shutup. and, alas, my love woes are quite sad. thats pretty much why i found this place. that and its boring watching movies all day at the salvation army. but i am going to get a job in a few months. i'll be apprenticing to be a machinist with my father (once i find him that is). til then i try to keep from killing myself^_^

[MetalMilitia]

I am confined to the more vaginal side of the species, though...

Beggers cant be choosers!

[Womti]

*sighs* i think we all already know that, o great and horrible bearer of bad news.

[Emu]

You can afford a laptop, but not a month's rent in an apartment?

[Womti]

actually its being given to me and thats only cuz the previous owner crammed it so full of software the damned thing practically oozes. he was going to throw it out, but im a scavenger so i offered to take it, hoping i could get it fixed. hey its better than nothin^_^

[Womti]

double post. whoops.

[ziggytrix]

actually its being given to me and thats only cuz t6he previous owner crammed it so full of software the damned thing practically oozes.

you should try to get a girl in the same manner!

[Womti]

sickening, but not a bad idea.......^_^i'll pass though. thanks anyway.

[Rosenstern]

I am confined to the more vaginal side of the species, though...

Beggers cant be choosers!

Maybe this is why OAO turned! You know he's lying about all his chickies.

[Womti]

?????????what're you talking about?

[Guitar Woman]

womti i'll totally go out with you

[Rosenstern]

?????????what're you talking about?

This:
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20249

One and Only (OAO for short) is the most outspoken bisexual on the boards. I'm beginning to think he may have competition, though...

[Womti]

thats cool i guess but are you a dude or a chick? if your a guy then nope, sorry, not yet. i just want to go with a grl before i go with a guy. im not really sure about the whole bi thing. i mean, i have absolutely no experience at all with relationships^_^

[Jixby Phillips]

hahaha, i had a girlfriend for you but i decided to keep her for myself, shes a real hug and kisses factory, ahhahahahah

[Womti]

that was thoughtful of you^_^

[The Cosmic Fool!]

you just dont get it womti, these other posters arent your friends.. they're tearing you and your reputation to pieces.

It must be interesting to be on the boards only one day and already have no hope of ever achieving anything.

[xbxDaniel]

Where'd you come from? That's not meant to be insulting, but I've only seen 1 of your 3 posts. You just seemingly came out of nowhere, more aware of how these boards work then some of the people that have been here for quite a while. Most will probably point towards me.

[Womti]

i never had any hope or interest in 'achieving' anything^_^ i only do this because i have nothing better to do.

[xbxDaniel]

I bet you're here for post count. :/

And for god's sake just put this: ^_^ in your sig, not repost it in everything you say.

[Womti]

its not how i feel overall, just most of the time^_^

[Rosenstern]

its not how i feel overall, just most of the time^_^

crazy homeless guy...

[Womti]

shutup you crazy rocker guy^_^ (or whatever the hell it is your doing in that pic)

[Rosenstern]

I wish I could rock like Keith Emerson.

[Rosenstern]

(translation) that's not me >:

[Womti]

oh........whoops. wait, who the hell is keith emerson?! >:

[Rosenstern]

ELP. The. Greatest. Prog. Rock. Band. Ever.

Suck it, Boston.

[Rosenstern]

You have eight minutes to go get some chow, dude!

[The One and Only...]

Maybe this is why OAO turned! You know he's lying about all his chickies.

What is there to lie about?

[Dr. Fu]

Git a house first.

[The Cosmic Fool!]

Nah.. a house would only cramp his crazy homeless stoner vibe.

[MetalMilitia]

certainly the homeless part!

[Womti]

you guys have this all wrong. first off, i'm not a stoner. that was only a joke. second of all, even if being homeless may make me weird, i havent been homeless for that long. i've been on my own since early november. so please stop misjudging me and get all your goddamn facts straight. :/

[MetalMilitia]

pfft, here at i-mockery we dont need your "facts". We know the greater truth - speculation.

[Womti]

ah, fuck off^_^

[Guildencrantz]

Yo womti. here's a picture of me let me know if you are interested.

http://www.angelfire.com/az/nativebob/images/gothkat092000.jpg

:love :love :love :love :love

[Guildencrantz]

womti I want to see a picture of you.
Post one if you can

please

;)

[Womti]

i like your pic you look really hot; nice hair. i'd post a pic, but i dont own and also can not afford a digital camera. if i ever get a hold of one i'll do some MAJOR posting. of course im interested! by the way, what city/state do you live in? i live in worcester massachusetts^_^

[Chojin]

if i ever get a hold of one i'll do some MAJOR posting.
What, 50 posts/day is just practice?

[Womti]

ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me! :maul

[Rosenstern]

WOW! I can't believe I've been over to Guildencrantz's house like 50 times, gone to school with him for the past 7 years, and never noticed he's a sexy goth chick. Dude! :love :orgasm :rock

[Womti]

i think your just lying to me....we'll see, i guess^_^

[Rosenstern]

:lol

[Womti]

:die

[The Cosmic Fool!]

christ on a crutch... 80 posts in two days? bit attention starved?

really.. the less of a pathetic newbie you come off to these people as.. the better. your inability to determine sarcasm is nothing short of heroic though, so I salute you in that regard.

I can only hope that after the stalker ban is lifted your forum outlook is improved.

Really, such boudoir comments to be making to poor Chojin..

[sadie]

ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!
ah, shut up wise ass. go make some posts of your own and stay the f*ck outta my thread with all the annoying comments you always make.... i've seen your stuff in those other blogs so dont pull that crap on me!

[maggiekarp]

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[Womti]

well chojin is pretty annoying.... he thinks just because hes good looking he can be as annoying as he wants.......that pretty much qualifies him for a 'scumbag' rating in my book^_^

[The Cosmic Fool!]

actually, it's cause he's an administrator that he can do whatever the fuck he wants, and if i were you i'd allow him that privelage and stop running your damn fool mouth

[Rosenstern]

:die
Dude... he learned how to use the real emoticons. Now he's REALLY gonna suck.

I'm a fucking prophet >:

[Rosenstern]

Cosmic Fool, you are Jesus!!!!!!

[Womti]

when i do something wrong he can let me know. for now, i dont think i've done anything wrong. also, why do you sympathize for "poor chojin"?

[The Cosmic Fool!]

come again? O.o

[Womti]

Really, such boudoir comments to be making to poor Chojin..[/quote]
i meant this. i wonder why you feel bad for chojin when hes such a jerk?

[The Cosmic Fool!]

he's hardly being a jerk, now point that stalker-rage elsewhere

[maggiekarp]

Womti, we are making you change your life decisions so you can say "Nuts to the internet!" and go live your life successfully.

Someday you will look back on I-Mock and cry a single tear of thankfulness!

[Womti]

oh, you guys.........^_^

[Guildencrantz]

WOW! I can't believe I've been over to Guildencrantz's house like 50 times, gone to school with him for the past 7 years, and never noticed he's a sexy goth chick. Dude! :love :orgasm :rock

Fuck yeah! I am a sexy goth chick.

When the hell did this happen?

Shit! I got tits and a pussy

I'm gonna go play with them.

Fuck you guys.
:party :party :party


I got a pussy

[Guildencrantz]

I apologize.
That was totally inapropriate.

[Womti]

ok....are you a sexy goth chick or a guy???? >:

[Guildencrantz]

...and un-called for.

:(

[The Cosmic Fool!]

fuck, do you believe everything you see?

then again, it was on the internet.. so it has to be true, right?

[maggiekarp]

I dunno guys I think Guildy is a hot goth chick

Atleast on the inside :(

[Womti]

oh just 'fess up..... are you a guy or girl already ?!

[The Cosmic Fool!]

it's like a crippled dog you just want to shoot to put it out of it's misery...

[Guildencrantz]

you know sometimes I wish I was a sexy goth chick.

I was going to be a sexy goth chick, but I realize don't care enough to keep up such a charade in truth I have a pulsating penis and I am fairly sure that rosenstern has seen it and can atest to that fact.

You make this shit too easy womti

[Womti]

glad to be of service^_^ >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[Guildencrantz]

if it makes you feal any better I honestly and truely am a goth chick on the inside, now weather or not I am a sexy one is up to your descression

Is it not whats on the inside that counts, I may be a man, but on the inside beats the heart of a young woman that happens likes to assert her indaviduality by dressing, acting, and modeling every aspect of my life after every other indavidual in that whole fucking slipknot counter culture.

My intintion is not to debase goth chicks I think goth chicks are the best

no lies.

[Rosenstern]

hey^_^guys^_^want^_^ to^_^ hook^_^ up^_^I^_^need^_^to^_^get^_^laid^_^and^_^am^_^ homeless^_^yo^_^
^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^

_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^



now you know how it feels! >:

[Womti]

post a pic of your real self then. not some stolen one.

[The Cosmic Fool!]

hey now big shooter, you didnt add the trademark ^_^

how are we to tell if you're being all moody and depressive or your usual obnoxiously chipper self


a little consideration, is that so much to ask?

[Womti]

^_^

[MetalMilitia]

Now its all about adult friend finder!

[Guildencrantz]

post a pic of your real self then. not some stolen one.

"stolen" is such a vulgar word here at I-mockery we uphold a certain standard of decency.

Ok. here is a ligitimate picture of me

http://www.nrk.no/img/413024.jpeg

[Rosenstern]

Hey guys! I just got Womti to send a picture of himself to me! He says this is part of the reason he doesn't have a job anymore.
http://www.llholding.com/images/pokertracker_nonuser.jpg

[Womti]

your growing dishonesty only heightens my suspicion^_^

[Rosenstern]

Your growing idiocy only elevates my abhorration%^%&#@@@@@@^%%^^&&**&&^^^%%%%

[Guildencrantz]

Laugh Out Loud
:lol2

[The Cosmic Fool!]

womti my dear, dear friend

how can i phrase this without destroying you?

Nobody likes you, leave.



By the by, I went and checked out your whole homeless situation.. turns out your parents just up and moved to get the hell away from you while you were on a play date.

Funny how the world works, huh?

[Womti]

you cant destroy my confidence now i've still gotta go outside and freeze until 5 pm^_^

[Guildencrantz]

I agree there are better places for you womti than here.

with that said I have had enough of this shit

Guildencrantz over and out.

:bestthread :suicide

[Womti]

so you think i should kill myself^_^

[Guildencrantz]

sorry. my previous post belongs before your freezing thing

you also have my sympathy

honest.

[Guildencrantz]

oh. that suicide thing was signifying that I was leaving. It was not for you

remember suicide is for quitters

dont give up hope.

[Guildencrantz]

I am seriously leaving now

see you all on the other side of dawn.

[The Retro Kat]

Awesome Creepy n00b Thread, '05...GO!!!

[Mr. Fugo]

He has got to be smart. Cause he has an Einstein quote and writes in unorthodox colours.

*And don't link to images hosted by the the NRK (Norwegian Rasist Klan), you racist. Here in Norway we look down upon supporterts of the NRK

[Womti]

who cares how smart he is^_^

[The Retro Kat]

The Wompti Thread: Where the n00bs teach the n00bs.

[Guildencrantz]

Fuck Norway

And womti Mr. Fugo was not pointing out that I am smart
he was mocking me

You really got to quit taking this shit so literally

[Womti]

whatever... what the hell is a n00b anyway? im pretty sure its a degrading term so just spill it retro >:

[Emu]

haha

[The Cosmic Fool!]

Jesus Retro, still a little tender over getting schooled so quick in the mock wars that you have to take it out on n00bs?

Whatever helps the healing I guess

[Tallywacker Says]

http://www.angelfire.com/az/nativebob/images/gothkat092000.jpg

Wow, that's hot. :wank

[Pub Lover]

i am 18 years old and i have never been in a single relationship. not EVER.
22, I win. >:

Unless Protoclown posts in here of course. :lol

[Womti]

i dont get it.... why are all you pathetic assholes still posting here? this thread died a long time ago^_^

[Mr. Fugo]

Fuck Norway

The NRK took my baby away :(

[The Retro Kat]

Jesus Retro, still a little tender over getting schooled so quick in the mock wars that you have to take it out on n00bs?

Whatever helps the healing I guess


It only hurts the first couple times, baby...I'm a vet.

i dont get it.... why are all you pathetic assholes still posting here? this thread died a long time ago^_^

Since yesterday?

[Womti]

all im saying is this thread is too big to bother posting on anymore. its basically just become one giant pile of shit :( >: :/

[Chojin]

feel free to shut up

[Emu]

i still have faith in this thread

[Guitar Woman]

This thread makes me want to cut myself.

[Emu]

IT'S PEOPEL LIEK YOU THAT ARE BRINGING THIST HREAD DOWN SHUT THE HELL PUY APDLGSKJN

[Chojin]

guys he hasn't posted in this thread for over 3 hours what the hell are you all still doing here o.O

[Womti]

hey chojin please stop posting here. youre not helping the situation, you're just an avid nuisance >:

[Mr. Fugo]

Hey, girls! Please stop turning me down; you're not helping the situation here >:

[Womti]

why did you take a pic of retro and paste your god-ugly face onto it??

[Mr. Fugo]

You just blew your chances on OAO... Smooth move, punk!

[Womti]

uh, what in hell makes you think id want a chance on OAO? hes not my type anyway.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I already won this thread, what are you all doing here?

I'm now going to IM AChimp & call him a mini-loser that only aspires to my level of loserdom.

[The Retro Kat]

You've really outdone yourself this time, pub.

[Mr. Fugo]

uh, what in hell makes you think id want a chance on OAO? hes not my type anyway.

You are homeless, shy; and may I add, quite retarded. What makes you think him being your type or not plays even the least bit of relevance?

[Womti]

wll lets see i still have needs and interests. as for being "quite retarded", im actually quite intelligent. also, my being homeless really isnt a big deal. i look just like any other person you would see walking on the sidewalk. still all of this is irrevelant anyway because im just not interested in OAO.

[sadie]

i look just like any other person you wolud see walking on the sidewalk.
'cept creeeeepier.

[Rosenstern]

I think he meant to type "sleeping" on the sidewalk. Oh. well...
We all make typos :)

[Mr. Fugo]

as for being "quite retarded", im actually quite intelligent.

I have yet to see valid proof of that.

[Supafly345]

Zing

[VolCanon]

Women are a lot of work with no real payoff. Why don't you just buy an inflatable "Six Love Holes" Doll from the local Adult Heaven or whatever you guys have for porno shops over there. If you're too young, pay some homeless guy to do it for you.

[MetalMilitia]

Women are a lot of work with no real payoff.

Im guessing you dont have much experience in these things.

[Blasted Child]

The payoff is rather satisfactory, it's the tax arrears that bother me

[executioneer]

you said rears lol

[Womti]

this thread is off the deep end..... :suicide

[ziggytrix]

you're back!

i'd figured you'd sold your laptop for crack or something.

[Womti]

actually I've been too busy 'living' to get around to posting on this thing. basically, I think of this place as lower than the streets...

[Chojin]

Would you like to know what we think of you? ^_^

[Womti]

sure why not....^_^

[kahljorn]

Womti's life is so hard but look how he treks on through with those obnoxious ^__^ faces showing how despite life's hardships he can get through it what a great guy come on ladies look at this guy he's a sure winner isn't he? He's obviously superior to everyone here because his life is much harder and nobody will ever understand his pain but that's okay because he hides it behind a smile but somewhere on his poor body remains scars of his secret pain. Which lovely lady on this board will be the first to see the scars of his horrible past, huh? It will be a romance worthy of an anime made about the super romantic lover womti and his adventures in t he streets of hardship. BUT HE KNOWS OF AN ENCHANTED MEADOW THE BEST PLACE TO PICK FLOWERS AND HE EVEN HAS A SECRET RECIPE FOR BAKING CHOCOLATES SO HAVE NO FEAR LADIES HE CAN FULFILL YOUR EVERY R OMANTIC DESIRE ALL BECAUSE OF HIS SECRET SCARS THAT HE HIDES BEHIND A SMILE

[Womti]

and are you sure of this, Dr. kahljorn?

[kahljorn]

You seem to fit the story.

[ziggytrix]

I think you're a worthless bum. I bet you get that a lot, though.

[Womti]

I think you're a worthless bitch. I bet you get that a lot, though.

[xbxDaniel]

I do. :(

[xbxDaniel]

Double post. Oops.

[Womti]

womti i'll totally go out with you

of course now I know your a lesbian. also, MM isnt it kinda funny how you mentioned complimentary toilet in the beginning, and now she tries to come on to me?? what luck I have. :(