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Juttin
Dec 7th, 2005, 04:44 PM
I'm gonna,uh,write a mad lib,and then post what I need on here to complete it.......only,somebody will type 'FUCK' or 'Gay' or 'BARNEY'............but,this isn't an 'OMGWTFBBQ'....k?

glowbelly
Dec 7th, 2005, 04:51 PM
how interesting! i don't think this has been done before!! :D

kahljorn
Dec 7th, 2005, 05:02 PM
LIVIN IS ____ BUT IT'S NOT VERY ____ SWINGING ON DOWN TO ______ OLD RINKY DINKY, FILLING ME UP LIKE A... _________ TO YOUR.... ________. ERASIN THE TOWN WITH A ____ AND AN AISLE PULLIN THE HAIR OF THE ___ ON THE NICKLE, TWO TIMES TO ________ --- I DON'T CARE AT ALL!
LIKE WALKIN ________ AND TROLLY CARS AND THE HOLY _____ AND THE FROZEN STARS, THE DOG AND THE CROW AND THE ______ JUMPIN LIKE CHAPS FROM THE OLD _______ ________, IT SOUNDS LIKE A TOWN BUT IT _______ LIKE A _________. CAUSE YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN LIKE A _____ _________. TAKEN ME DOWN TO THE DAAAARK SIDE OF _____________. like a.....


;(

Guitar Woman
Dec 7th, 2005, 05:32 PM
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kahljorn
Dec 7th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Adding that stuff in would've taken too much time, and I'm lazy. You can just figure it out y ourselves by context, I'm sure you all have comprehension skills. You're adults, afterall. This is like advanced madlibs or something.

Guitar Woman
Dec 7th, 2005, 05:36 PM
MY MADLIB WAS BETTER BUT YOU GUYS WON'T POST IN THIS THREAD >:

kahljorn
Dec 7th, 2005, 06:02 PM
What about me? I don't count or something? Am I not good enough for you, Guitar woman? Huh? You're so prejudiced you're like the ugly guy who won't date the ugly girl cause he wants the hot girl that his best friend is dating what a jerk.

I'll remember this forever.

Guitar Woman
Dec 7th, 2005, 06:08 PM
YOU DON'T GET IT YOU HAVE TO POST NOUNS AND VERBS WHEN I ASK FOR THEM THAT'S HOW MADLIBS WORK

BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO FIND MINE NOW, SO YEAH. >:

GADZOOKS
Dec 7th, 2005, 06:12 PM
Shut it, we would need a new madlibs thread if you didnt turn the old thread into your personal live journal.

You and that guy who cries when he plays Yahoo! Literati.

Dr. Fu
Dec 7th, 2005, 06:55 PM
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Fuck.
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Fucking.

Pub Lover
Dec 8th, 2005, 07:43 AM
that guy who cries when he plays Yahoo! Literati.
Good Times. :lol

Juttin
Dec 8th, 2005, 08:23 AM
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fine.......I'll say Jump,mushroom,M16,Snows,and Mentally Retarded

for 300 points,Trebek

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 8th, 2005, 09:17 AM
who's dumbass character is this?

Juttin
Dec 8th, 2005, 09:47 AM
who's dumbass character is this?


I'm NOT anybodies' character....

Juttin
Dec 8th, 2005, 10:07 AM
who's dumbass character is this?

Yeah,I'm pretty sure you're not calling me a dumbass.
You know,I'm just gonna let it slide this time.......

Security Potato
Dec 8th, 2005, 10:10 AM
Juttin, you are dumb. Try to accept it now and move on.

Juttin
Dec 8th, 2005, 10:13 AM
Juttin, you are dumb. Try to accept it now and move on.


Nobody even knows me,I'm not sure you can call me dumb over,something like,5 posts (plus my first thread)

And,you are a security potato.

Anyways,GW,I posted the words you needed,so you can stop yelling now :/

Seven Force
Dec 8th, 2005, 10:55 AM
Nobody even knows me,I'm not sure you can call me dumb over,something like,5 posts (plus my first thread)


Actually, yeah, we can. Because they were stupid.

See how easy that was? :)

Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 8th, 2005, 11:01 AM
who's dumbass character is this?

Yeah,I'm pretty sure you're not calling me a dumbass.
You know,I'm just gonna let it slide this time.......

you don't have to....I was calling you a dumbass...

Seven Force
Dec 8th, 2005, 11:19 AM
Proof #1 that juttin is a dumbass:

His name is juttin.

Proof #2 that juttin is a dumbass:

I'm sick today,uhn..... :( :oao <--- hahaha......gotta love jackassery

...right...

Proof #3 that juttin is a dumbass:

but,of course,I forgot about the dumass 'OMG WTF HAXX0r's' that like to mumble and are like 'playstation 3? more like GAYstation 3 right omg lol-Z0RZ'

Faggot.

Proof #4 that juttin is a dumbass:

so.....there's my 'Newcomer post'.....even though I'm not.
You can shove it up your ass for all I care,maybe quote some DIRECT PART of it, that'd be amusing for about 10 seconds :/

Is it scientifically possible to experience embarrasment AND anger AND apathy at the same time? If there was, I don't have an appropriate emoticon to convey my feelings. I'll just call him a faggot again and move on. Faggot.

Proof #5 that juttin is a dumbass:


Oh noes,an 'I bet' statement.

I BET,you whack off to anime
I BET,you think you're asian
I BET,that you took about 5 mins. tops thinking of something to say,eh?

I know that was directed at Chojin but let me just say i've never felt so insulted on the Internet in my life. And fuck you juttin. Faggot.

Proof #6 that juttin is a dumbass:

He uses AIM buddy icons as an avatar. What kind of lazy dipshit does that? Dozens of oh-so-wacky pictures out on the Internet and you settle for the first flashy thing your mongoloid brain pays attention to. Have you no class?

http://badassbuddy.bolt.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-subliminal.gif

HAHAHA GET IT?! LIKE ON FAMILY GUY! YOU KNOW? FAMILY GUY! IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD WATCH IT SOMETIME!

Emu
Dec 8th, 2005, 11:27 AM
this thread is like a spike juttin outta my head am i right :lol

Seven Force
Dec 8th, 2005, 11:31 AM
Why does Emu turn out funnier than me and he only posts a sentence? :(

Pub Lover
Dec 8th, 2005, 06:16 PM
I don't have an appropriate emoticon to convey my feelings.
:ambivalence

You know like the season eight opener of Red Dwarf. It's Red Dwarf so I like it, it's the worst episode I've ever seen so I hate it... Oh no, I mean Kryten said the word 'ambivalence' in that episode!

You know that feeling you get when you're halfway through writing a post, & you realize it's shit & you shouldn't hit submit? I get that alot.

Juttin
Dec 10th, 2005, 12:17 AM
wow...this thread quicky escaladed into shit.

goddamn...can you really say that I'm a faggot because I made fun of you? find a better comeback! Also,stop thinking I'm shit,because #1-you don't know me...... #2 you can't stop me from beig me,even by using derogatory terms (Retard,Fag,o-hohohoho!)

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2005, 12:33 AM
that's right, it escalated into shit, because it was lower than shit to begin with :lol

ScruU2wice
Dec 10th, 2005, 12:37 AM
Oh man I was just gonna post about how willie was gonna come in here and kick all your asses

Juttin
Dec 10th, 2005, 12:41 AM
that's right, it escalated into shit, because it was lower than shit to begin with :lol

hey,one time when I agree with a cocky dumbshit!

yea....done yet? I hope so...all these people being sooooo much high horsed than me has hurt my numb,retarded brain! [/sarcasm]
^
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OMGWTF!!! SARCASM TAGS!!!!

Juttin
Dec 10th, 2005, 12:49 AM
Oh man I was just gonna post about how willie was gonna come in here and kick all your asses


I'm guessing this happens to everybody new? An obsessive asain porn watcher,a loser chick who is,from internet truth,either German,ugly,or fat,and countless other no-names that prolly get their REAL LIFE asses kicked daily saying they know me? Goddamn,.......I bet they DO! yeah,maybe if they got to know me better than my bipolar asshole side which is,by all means, "retarded" (?),then they'd stop shoving words in my mouth.

(OH YEAH! Did I mention, 'yoo r gey!' works on 10 year olds,not teenagers? ZOMG! I bet you think I AM 10,riiiight? Get A Life.)

Seven Force
Dec 10th, 2005, 01:31 AM
#2 you can't stop me from beig me,even by using derogatory terms (Retard,Fag,o-hohohoho!)

It's weird how you mispell "escalated", but got "derogatory" correct.

I wasn't trying to change who you are, i'm just pointing out who you are...using derogatory terms.

Faggot.


I'm guessing this happens to everybody new? An obsessive asain porn watcher...

You spelled Asian wrong. >:

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2005, 06:42 AM
it happens to everybody stupid, not everybody new

Juttin
Dec 11th, 2005, 12:37 AM
ok fine......IQ wise,I guess 135 is stupid. I'm not sure though......
Also,it's funny how you have more typos when you're angry then when you're feeling normal,isn't it?


The End.


(This is the part where you call me stupid and/or a faggot.)

Seven Force
Dec 11th, 2005, 12:39 AM
Stupid faggot.

Juttin
Dec 11th, 2005, 12:41 AM
Oh man! You went the whole ten yards and said both! I'm happy for you!

ScruU2wice
Dec 11th, 2005, 12:59 AM
ok fine......IQ wise,I guess 135 is stupid.

Oh man you should probably out curing cancer, solving postulates, or writing a book about how hard it was to attain your level of genius. I got a good cover for it.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ScruU2wice/genius.jpg

Juttin
Dec 11th, 2005, 01:38 AM
ooooookaeethen?
Anyways.......stupid. something that I'm not. But,I guess I need to put it in your demographic language :

ZOMG! HE-MAn HE-MAN Pr0n Pr0n Pr0n Pr0n Stupid GI Joe Stupid!
Genkai Sudohaiden!!!!!11111oneshiftone

Jaeger S Meistersen
Dec 11th, 2005, 11:11 AM
ooooookaeethen?
Anyways.......stupid. something that I'm not. But,I guess I need to put it in your demographic language

I think in cases like this, brothers and sisters, it is important for us to turn to the bible for answers. Turn with me to verses 3-7 in chapter five of the Book of Tards, where it says
3: and yea, though he may be a stupid faggot, thou shalt not falter in thine wrathful smiting
4: for it is the will of the almighty that his stupidity and faggotry be laid bare...
5: and lo shall the self-assured cynics and smarty-pantses point at he and their giggles rise up to heaven
6: for he has no penis.
7: and also he could have made a little sense up there had he added the 's to Demographic, rather than making it look like the operative adjective of 'language', rather than the subjective noun modified by the pronoun as he had intended, which is clearly the work of a stupid fucking retard
(Retards 5:3-7)

Well there you have it.

See, sunshine, smart's funny thing...and IQ's even funnier? IQ don't tell us shit. It's entirely possible to have a 180 IQ and still live in a mud hut in Borneo or some such silliness, because you've never been properly educated. Feeling you have to scream out, "I'M SMART," on the other hand...that tells us a whole bunch of shit.

First thing is, it tells us you're insecure about your own intelligence. You want to be percieved as intelligent, but probably find yourself over your head in discussions with true smarties. But, undaunted, you search ever onwards for a group of idiots who are just dumber than a sack of hammers and actually, god forbid, willing to say you're a bright little candle. Well, sir, I assure you...we are not the idiots you're looking for.

Second thing is, stupid is as stupid does (Gump 1:15). Intelligence without the ability to communicate intelligence is impotent. I don't care if you're the next fucking Einstein, you abuse the language you claim to speak. If you were TRULY interested in coming off as intelligent, you wouldn't make a mockery of yourself every time you type out something as boneheaded as 'escaladed'. If you want to come across as smart, quit acting like a spoilt child, learn to present yourself plausibly and coherently and come back to us after your balls drop.

You get all that, sunshine? Or do you want me to keep slapping you around a little and make you look like my bitch in front of all these people?

MetalMilitia
Dec 11th, 2005, 12:49 PM
I feel it should be mentioned that Juttin's alleged IQ was almost certainly discovered through the means of an online test. Also, by the looks of it he warmed up on the 1337 test before tackling IQ.

Dr. Fu
Dec 11th, 2005, 01:07 PM
While Jacksonville must contend with Indy's fast defense in an attempt to be the first to defeat the Colts, other division leaders must be wary of trap games in Week 14.

Juttin
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:10 PM
No...it was discovered by a test I took when I was 11,in school,so I either became stupid,or you don't know shit.

Also,One-Who-Rants-You-Bored,I'm not advertising what intelligence I DO have,but making it clear that I'm not stupid.

Or a faggot by any means.

One more thing,does anybody even get offened by the 'OMG YUR BALLS AREN'T DROPPED YET' jokes anymore? I sure as hell don't.

Fin.

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:24 PM
ooooookaeethen?
Anyways.......stupid. something that I'm not. But,I guess I need to put it in your demographic language :

ZOMG! HE-MAn HE-MAN Pr0n Pr0n Pr0n Pr0n Stupid GI Joe Stupid!
Genkai Sudohaiden!!!!!11111oneshiftone

i find it immensely hilarious that you accuse us of talking like that when you're the only one actually doing it :lol

Juttin
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:35 PM
OMFG....I have material for the end of a crappy movie/game.

And finally,the last post was fired. The last post was just the one thing to top it off,because it had been over for months. But the story wasn't over. Sometimes,there's no such thing as a happy ending......

The End......?

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:38 PM
nice family guy referecne in your avatar by the way that show is hot stuff!

GADZOOKS
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:46 PM
A+ on using an AIM Buddy Icon for an avatar too, you are really someting juttin.

Juttin
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:50 PM
A+ on using an AIM Buddy Icon for an avatar too, you are really someting juttin.


...... :/

GADZOOKS
Dec 12th, 2005, 07:52 PM
Yeah, right, I'm sarcastic...

http://www.prankplace.com/images/balls/tn_sarcastic.jpg

MetalMilitia
Dec 12th, 2005, 08:31 PM
No...it was discovered by a test I took when I was 11,in school,so I either became stupid,or you don't know shit.


You make a good point, I mean how much stupider can a person become in a year?

Dr. Fu
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:37 PM
Yeah, right, I'm sarcastic...

http://www.prankplace.com/images/balls/tn_sarcastic.jpg

I have never roffled at a picture so much.


Thank you.

Marc Summers
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:47 PM
wow...this thread quicky escaladed into shit.
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7286/02cadillacescaladef345002xk.jpg

Juttin
Dec 12th, 2005, 10:37 PM
No...it was discovered by a test I took when I was 11,in school,so I either became stupid,or you don't know shit.


You make a good point, I mean how much stupider can a person become in a year?

I think you mean, 5 years,buddy

Gurlugon
Dec 12th, 2005, 10:40 PM
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE ROADKILL ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

Juttin
Dec 12th, 2005, 10:44 PM
wow...this thread quicky escaladed into shit.
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7286/02cadillacescaladef345002xk.jpg

I ROFL at my being mocked :lol

Marc Summers
Dec 13th, 2005, 01:40 AM
Oh my god if you're laughing at my humor then I must suck much worse than I thought :tear

Dr. Fu
Dec 13th, 2005, 07:30 PM
Laughing at yourself being mocked is like whacking yourself in the face with a sledgehammer and smiling.

"IT HURTS, BUT IT'S HILARIOUS!"




drink apple juice bcuz oj will keel u

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2005, 11:33 PM
you should film yourself doing that and post it on here everyone will love it

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2005, 11:34 PM
no fake sledgehammers though, gotta use a real one

or the flat end of a splitting maul if you can't find a sledgehammer, just as good

Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 03:41 PM
no fake sledgehammers though, gotta use a real one

or the flat end of a splitting maul if you can't find a sledgehammer, just as good

mebbe an ax 2 lol

Jaeger S Meistersen
Dec 14th, 2005, 06:25 PM
I think you mean, 5 years,buddy

No...genius...i'm quite certain 1 is the number we were looking for. If you're going to act 12, we're not going to let you forget that you act 12.

In any event, an IQ test taken any time after the age of 8 can be relied upon to be only one thing: complete bunk. Their accuracy drops WAY past any threshhold of reliability, and continues to do so exponentially for every year thereafter.

That fact ENTIRELY aside, i still stand by my earlier statement. A monkey with a 180 IQ still throws its own feces.

Also,One-Who-Rants-You-Bored,I'm not advertising what intelligence I DO have,but making it clear that I'm not stupid.

Learning to read more than a screen at a time without your MTV-bred five second attention span fluttering out the window might be a good start to "making this clear" to us, sunshine.

P.S. broadcasting your IQ# across Teh Intarwebs is pretty much advertising what intelligence you "DO" have.

but making it clear that I'm not stupid...Or a faggot by any means.

You're gonna make that clear, tough guy? You're going to set that record *vhizz* STRAIGHT once and for all, are ya? Okay. do it. FIND ME a way to set the record straight that you're not queer as a steer, petunia. FUCKING DO IT! I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU, Boy Toy!

pfft. Stupid faggot want a banana?


Ba-

na-

na?

Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 06:27 PM
BA


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NA


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camacazio
Dec 14th, 2005, 08:04 PM
Go away.

Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Go away.

no.

camacazio
Dec 14th, 2005, 08:55 PM
I'M CONFUSED WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 09:15 PM
I'M CONFUSED WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO

I thought you were talking to me.
I guess you were talking to juttin?

LOL

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