View Full Version : Check out my "Depression Cookies" at National Lamp
mburbank
Dec 11th, 2005, 05:31 PM
http://nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/depressioncookies/depressioncookies.asp
ziggytrix
Dec 11th, 2005, 05:35 PM
hey, i think i saw some funny jokes in with all those ads. :)
EverythingWillSuck
Dec 11th, 2005, 08:50 PM
Oh God Mozilla couldn't even stop all those fucking pop-ups from crashing the browser. :(
Dr. Fu
Dec 11th, 2005, 08:56 PM
i'm so sorry <3
Mike P
Dec 11th, 2005, 10:36 PM
Very good article. I especially liked how they looked like they were on little slips of paper. It was a nice touch.
Dr. V
Dec 13th, 2005, 12:58 AM
That was great! You get my vote.
Supafly345
Dec 13th, 2005, 01:06 PM
Very good article, I especially looked like they were on little slips of paper. It was a nice touch.What?
ziggytrix
Dec 13th, 2005, 01:18 PM
"like how they looked," I'd bet.
He seems, for some unknowable reason, to think Max used a computer program to make the text look like it was really on little strips of paper, as opposed to taking a picture of a cut up print-out, which would be so much easier.
So much so, that I bet Max is feeling real stupid for spending all that time painting in those very realistic shadows. Idiot. :rolleyes
Big McLargehuge
Dec 13th, 2005, 01:32 PM
the "I poked your mom" one made me giggle out loud.
Ivan Raged
Dec 13th, 2005, 06:03 PM
Those are what we call in my country a "puch with the mouth", it means someone says something so mean and cruel to you youre own testicles freeze and shatter in pure anger
Chojin
Dec 13th, 2005, 06:05 PM
Dear Ivan,
Get interesting or shut up.
Sincerely,
The Ban Squad
Dr. Fu
Dec 13th, 2005, 07:26 PM
Dear Ivan,
Get interesting or shut up.
Sincerely,
The Ban Squad
loluberpwnt
Fat Fuck Dog
Dec 14th, 2005, 10:02 AM
Wow, Max. I wasn't aware that "you're mom" jokes still passed for humor in these-here parts. Also, the part where it said "buttmunch" had me rolling on the ground SO hard. I haven't laughed that hard since the comedic gold of Beavis & Butthead. Where do you come up with this stuff?
mburbank
Dec 14th, 2005, 10:20 AM
Beavis and Butthead was recently compared to Samuel Beckett in Slate magazine. I liked B and B quite well myself though it wore a little thin at the end. David Letterman was a big B and B fan. Say what you like about my stuff, comedy being subjective. But only a buttmunch doesn't appreciatte B and B, you guy who's Mom I had sex with. Send me a paycheck and I'll write comedy more skewed to your personal demographic. Until then, keep registering characters. Nothing gets my goat worse than someone who invents a whole user profile just to be a dick.
In conclusion I'm really sorry you have such a tiny penis and I know you are, but what am I, you stupid, needledick fat fuck. Suck my bush, ballwhacker.
Fat Fuck Dog
Dec 14th, 2005, 10:53 AM
Wow Max. I didn't know I was that mean. I really have brought the wrath of your ancestors and former dentists upon me, haven't I? I suppose I'll retort.
But later, because I've gotta be at work soon.
mburbank
Dec 14th, 2005, 10:57 AM
Did I mention about how I had sex with your mom?
Fat Fuck Dog
Dec 14th, 2005, 11:09 AM
God damnit. What am I supposed to say to THAT?
mburbank
Dec 14th, 2005, 11:31 AM
well, you could say thanks.
Fat Fuck Dog
Dec 14th, 2005, 12:06 PM
You're welcome.
Dole
Dec 14th, 2005, 03:24 PM
'Scottland' -what a CUNT
mburbank
Dec 14th, 2005, 03:55 PM
i bet he's not even from scottland.
i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say
Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Apparently mburbank is right behind me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!
mburbank
Dec 14th, 2005, 04:00 PM
and you're 'in the house'. I should call you. Then they can trace it and tell you the phone call is coming from 'in the house' because I'm 'right behind you'.
Orange Juice Bruce
Dec 14th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Max, this can all be resolved with just a little bit of gazelle porn.
Ya with me, eh?
www.gazelleporn.edu
Dole
Dec 15th, 2005, 10:23 AM
i love the way english folks say 'cunt' which is a much dirtier word over here and the very last one we're not supposed to say
Its a horrible word over here too, but we use it much more readily. To me, it just doesnt sound right with an american accent. Like when Tony Soprano says it...it just sounds wrong.There is a great Dudley Moore monologue that goes something like:
'Colin! Hello mate! good to see you! how are you? Alright? Wife and kids alright? yeah? Well, ok, bye mate, see you soon! yeah, take care! ......................cunt.'
I often used to leave it on my mate Colin's answering machine.
executioneer
Dec 15th, 2005, 10:50 AM
how does everyone feel about the word 'clit'
mburbank
Dec 16th, 2005, 11:15 AM
WITH MY FINGERS!!! OH!! OH!! GREATEST JOKE EVER!!!
Orange Juice Bruce
Dec 16th, 2005, 11:18 AM
Go MAX!!!!
Lock/Thread Backups!!!
mburbank
Dec 16th, 2005, 01:04 PM
I'll tell you what all, I get to make a hack joke like that, I'm happy for the rest of the day. It may be sad, but there it is.
darkvare
Dec 16th, 2005, 01:56 PM
this is just like rockstar's bad fortune cookies with messages like "your parents don't love you" and stuff like that. except that you need to crack the rockstar's one open
Wiffle Bat
Dec 17th, 2005, 04:21 PM
Those were really good, but they made me look back onto my life and.... le sigh~
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