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El_Makeveli
Dec 12th, 2005, 04:52 PM
You know everybody, I'm really pissed off with how much people complain about "religion is being imposed on me" or "boo hoo, I'm being discrminated aganist, because of my religion." Well I have a new religion, I have not thought up a name for it but here is the premise: we don't care whether you believe in God, Allah, Buddah, trees or whatever the hell you believe in. The only commitment you have to do is to kill others religion. You can do anything you want but you MUST kill other religions. This way, no one is being unfairly discriminated because ALL are being persecuted for their beliefs. I think it's a great idea but, I need a name and various leaders for this religion. Once I overthrow a dirt-poor country for all its worth, all who have helped me shall be rewarded greatly. I am thinking on invading Poland or the Iberian Penninsula. Where should we strike first, so that we will be able to prepare years in advance.

-EL_Makeveli

sadie
Dec 12th, 2005, 05:00 PM
i can see why this is in loveline!

MetalMilitia
Dec 12th, 2005, 05:02 PM
Perhaps he is very passionate about his religion (stupidism?)

El_Makeveli
Dec 12th, 2005, 08:59 PM
Sorry, I am new and accidently put this topic into "Loveline." Obviously, I meant to add it to the "Politics, religion" folder. That is somewhat embarassing. I will repost this in the correct folder. Pay no more attention to the topic in this room, and I want to hear (read) no more comments of the sort.

MetalMilitia
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:03 PM
I dont think you should bother.

Rosenstern
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:05 PM
I've never heard of anybody not believing in trees. :rolleyes
I'm pretty sure their existence is fairly proven.

Womti
Dec 29th, 2005, 01:58 PM
actually, this religion is alive and well. hasnt anyone ever heard of death rap? :/

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:05 PM
shut up, asshole.

Womti
Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:13 PM
:eek and just where the hell have YOU been lately??

the_dudefather
Jan 3rd, 2006, 02:50 PM
our god is an awesome god

mozz
Jan 3rd, 2006, 03:08 PM
What a contridictive religion, you dont like people saying theyre discriminated because of their religion. So in your religion you kill because they're discriminating you, just by having a religion. lol. That idea sucks. If you hate religions, just like...Be come a nazi.

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 4th, 2006, 07:24 AM
:eek and just where the hell have YOU been lately??

vacation.....took a few days to regroup. I went to the mountains to breathe fresh air.

Womti
Jan 4th, 2006, 10:18 AM
welcome back, asshole. >:

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 4th, 2006, 03:42 PM
thanks Twat....now, shut the fuck up.

Womti
Jan 4th, 2006, 03:51 PM
you first, cunt-faced bitch. :)

Jixby Phillips
Jan 5th, 2006, 03:58 AM
woah cosmo thats pretty harsh :/

Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 23rd, 2006, 08:28 AM
womti is a douchbag....

where have you been lately, Jixby? You didn't go out and get a life or anything did you?