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El_Makeveli
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:16 PM
You know everybody, I'm really pissed off with how much people complain about "religion is being imposed on me" or "boo hoo, I'm being discrminated aganist, because of my religion." Well I have a new religion, I have not thought up a name for it but here is the premise: we don't care whether you believe in God, Allah, Buddah, trees or whatever the hell you believe in. The only commitment you have to do is to kill others religion. You can do anything you want but you MUST kill other religions. This way, no one is being unfairly discriminated because ALL are being persecuted for their beliefs. I think it's a great idea but, I need a name and various leaders for this religion. Once I overthrow a dirt-poor country for all its worth, all who have helped me shall be rewarded greatly. I am thinking on invading Poland or the Iberian Penninsula. Where should we strike first, so that we will be able to prepare years in advance.

- EL_Makevel
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"I call it the Aristocrats!"
-Cartman

"ALERT THE INTERNET"
-Master Shake
sadie
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:32 PM
atlanta!
El_Makeveli
Dec 12th, 2005, 09:44 PM
hmmm..indeed. Swiss bank account

-El_Makeveli
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"whats taking carlos so long, mang."
"if carlos left his house 10 minutes ago on his bike at a speed of 20 miles per hour, how long will it take until he get here."
"I don't know...it depends if he stop to visit his ho."
"Well, that would be a determiner."

-Family Guy
Emu
Dec 12th, 2005, 11:02 PM
I find it intriguing that you write out your signature every time you post.

I'm also intrigued by the fact that you thought this was funny.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 13th, 2005, 09:26 AM
where are all of these douchbags coming from?
Marc Summers
Dec 13th, 2005, 07:42 PM
maybe they're goons :chatter
Dr. Fu
Dec 13th, 2005, 07:45 PM
where are all of these douchbags coming from?

you'd be surprised how many people a human woman can bear at one time.



i g2g, 1 of mai fifty siblings wants 2 get on
Rosenstern
Dec 13th, 2005, 07:52 PM
You should be nice and let them be on more often.
ziggytrix
Dec 14th, 2005, 09:35 AM
sometimes dr fu makes me laugh. :(
Emu
Dec 14th, 2005, 09:38 AM
that was funny simply because of the sheer irony :(
sspadowsky
Dec 14th, 2005, 09:57 AM
There's already a religion like that. It's called "all of them."

Except for the Buddhists and Wiccans, of course. Fuckin' pussies.
Dr. Fu
Dec 14th, 2005, 03:44 PM
sometimes dr fu makes me laugh. :(

i'm sorry.