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MetalMilitia
Dec 18th, 2005, 09:23 AM
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

It's funny because it's true.
Ivan Raged
Dec 18th, 2005, 11:32 AM
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/59500/59682NSUR_w.jpg

WTF?! FTW?!
Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2005, 04:21 PM
More like it's OLD because it's OLD
MetalMilitia
Dec 21st, 2005, 01:24 PM
so what, thats what this forum is for you gay

"even though they already probably saw it two months ago on 30 other sites?"
Ivan Raged
Dec 21st, 2005, 02:27 PM
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/59500/59682NSUR_w.jpg

WTF?! FTW?![/quote]
Jeff The Ninja
Dec 22nd, 2005, 01:23 AM
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

And Esuohlim, Your avatar Kicks ass.
Ivan Raged
Dec 23rd, 2005, 01:16 PM
http://colin-tribaldance.ytmnd.com/
HickMan
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM
I was the blind man
Jixby Phillips
Jan 5th, 2006, 05:32 AM
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!
RaNkeri
Jan 5th, 2006, 05:36 AM
Ooh, my friend show me these about 1 month ago, those kick ass :D There were also Vin Diesel facts too :D
MetalMilitia
Jan 5th, 2006, 07:51 AM
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!

How about Steven Segal?
Womti
Jan 8th, 2006, 12:59 PM
steven segal???? all he does is pat someone on the shoulder and they go flying into a wall! talk about well-respected!!
ArrowX
Jan 8th, 2006, 07:06 PM
more like womti, in south boston, wihtout a green card!
Xenogil
Jan 9th, 2006, 08:14 PM
hey these are funny jokes, but i dont find "chuck norris" to be particularly funny as an ironic washed-up tough-guy actor reference. Could you please resubmit these with another person as the reference? thanks!

He's not just a has-been actor/total gym endorser, but he's also an author!

http://www.oasisaudio.com/webcovers/368.jpg

Now we've got a whole new medium by which to rip on him.
xbxDaniel
Jan 9th, 2006, 08:16 PM
I thought you had to be literate in order to write.

Wait, maybe he has a receptionist take dictation. :innuendo
SUFFER
Jan 15th, 2006, 09:55 PM
HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE KNOWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
xbxDaniel
Jan 15th, 2006, 10:20 PM
FUCK!
Misdemonar
Jan 15th, 2006, 11:59 PM
THIS IS WHY I MADE MY BOMB SHELTER!
ninja wolf
Jan 16th, 2006, 06:27 PM
My grandfather looked like chuck norris, only not as in shape.
xbxDaniel
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:24 PM
So what? He had a black hat?
ninja wolf
Jan 17th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Not that I know of. Quiet possible though, he was rich.
SUFFER
Jan 18th, 2006, 01:34 AM
hes rich eh ?
that explains everything
your grandfather PAID to look like Chuck Norris
ninja wolf
Jan 18th, 2006, 06:58 PM
Of course. Never thought of that.
Anyways, we'd better get back to panicing.
executioneer
Jan 19th, 2006, 02:39 AM
would you gays shut up about chuck norris already, jesus >:
Bryan1277
Jan 20th, 2006, 10:34 AM
his tears cure cancer, yet he does not cry...
Esuohlim
Jan 20th, 2006, 10:43 AM
NICE AVATAR, MR. TOO-MANY-PIXELS >:
Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 04:21 PM
shut up, mr. nerdy-fag avatar. >:
Esuohlim
Jan 20th, 2006, 05:02 PM
Hey womti y don't u stuff the f up mr. homeless
Womti
Jan 20th, 2006, 06:21 PM
that's all you have to say? mr homeless?? nice one, mr shitty website author. :lol
Esuohlim
Jan 21st, 2006, 12:26 PM
hey y don't u go stfu mr. no-house