Do you have nothing better to do?

[Jonathan Clement]

I noticed you put my name on 2 stupid petitions. Guess what? I don't care. Because those petitions don't do any good. They're not going to get rid of anime because you can just turn off the TV when it comes on. Or better yet, destroy it and your computer. And they're not going to abolish Christianity. Don't think you can hurt me anymore. I read this lemon fanfic about 3 weeks ago that made me much stronger againt ignorance. So do your worst. I dare you...

[Marc Summers]

I read this lemon fanfic about 3 weeks ago that made me much stronger againt ignorance.
wtf is a lemon fanfic?
No

wait

don't answer. I don't wanna know :x

But whatever it is I think you should get a refund because it didn't work on making you stronger against your own ignorance...

[Jonathan Clement]

It means an R rated Fanfic... And I'm not ignorant!

[MetalMilitia]

like lemon party? :o

[maggiekarp]

Lemon is when they pair up characters for romantic sex scenes.

I'm pretty sure a "Lime" is when it's gay couples, but I'm not too sure.

So basically he read that fanfic where Inu Yasha and Kagome lose their virginities at the prom :D

[Jonathan Clement]

Actually, lime is less explicit stuff. And you are close actually. It wasn't inuyasha, it was Ranma 1/2 which is made by the same person as inuyasha. Ranma and Akane loose their virginity to eachother in Ranma's apartment during a halloween party... God, it was beautiful...

[maggiekarp]

Somehow I have a feeling that it was about as beautiful as the Pokemon angst fics I read when I was eleven :/

Why did everyone rape Jessie all the time?

[Jonathan Clement]

But it WAS beautiful! So much so, that it changed me... It matured me greatly...

[MetalMilitia]

If John isn't a character, he must be the biggest looser in the world.

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a looser! It may look like it, but infact, I'm not...

[Marc Summers]

We are now looking at a person who no longer giggles when he says "penis", but one who looks at them drawn out of proportion and considers it a beautiful work of art. One day, maybe in the near future, he may get to experience another man, one who is a fan of Lupin III and weighs no less than a phone booth filled with drunk college students.

[blackwar12]

do your worst. I dare you...

one lifetime of gay porn coming rigfht up....nah i'm just kidding.

anyhow seeing how someone is forging you then i guess i should do what i can to help you out.

[Jeanette X]

Actually, lime is less explicit stuff. And you are close actually. It wasn't inuyasha, it was Ranma 1/2 which is made by the same person as inuyasha. Ranma and Akane loose their virginity to eachother in Ranma's apartment during a halloween party... God, it was beautiful...

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/de/02/Aveeno_Daily_Moisturizing_Lotion_with_Natural_Coll oidal_Oatmeal-resized200.jpg

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/38122/200.jpg

Don't get it all over the keyboard...















...loser.

[Jonathan Clement]

Don't talk to yourself...

[executioneer]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

[ArrowX]

lol lemons are basically things that 13 year olds who just discovered masturbation write because their parent know how to check the history. Parents who can do that make surfing for hentai quite hard, thus they write out their fantasies and use their "imagination" for porn instead.

[Ivan Raged]

http://thedarkcyde.net/gallery/albums/userpics/Funny/Forums/whoop_f_do.jpg

[Jeanette X]

Don't talk to yourself...

You wound me sir. :tear

[Lord Freeball]

And just how in the name of god did you reading that make you stronger might I ask?

[ArrowX]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR WARHAMMERS SOMEWHERE ELSE!

[Jonathan Clement]

The happenings in the fanfic were just so completly alien to me... Man, it just FILLED me with desire... And what war hammers? I don't own any warhammers!

[executioneer]

everyone's always talking to YOU, aren't they, captain vanity :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Guys leave Johnathan alone, he has diabetes.

[ArrowX]

:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

What are you talking about? I don't have diabetes...

[Emu]

John, I'm completely serious when I say this: I'm so glad you came back.

[ArrowX]

Holy shit Clament rules, like one of those really stupid people who don't know there stupid like on the Televisions

[Marc Summers]

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

[ArrowX]

He Has no ticket out! He belongs to me!

[Jonathan Clement]

I didn't leave cause I didn't like it here. I was just busy doing other things...

[Misdemonar]

Maybe you will now, check out this wonderfully fully cool anime movie, I wrote it and drew with very good percision and coolness.

http://img241.imageshack.us/my.php?image=animesucks5hb.swf

it matured me greatly, let it do the same to you.










/sarcasm

[Jonathan Clement]

I guess you have yet to understand the big picture...

[Misdemonar]

I guess you have yet to understand the big picture...

And you do?

[Jonathan Clement]

Not completly... But I reckon I understand a great deal of it...

[Misdemonar]

Not completly... But I reckon I understand a great deal of it...

And what is this picture you speak of?...you're hentai?

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, nice comeback!

[Supafly345]

Sarcasm will get you banned here Jonathan.

[Jonathan Clement]

Says YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW!

[Misdemonar]

Oh, nice comeback!

comeback? you didn't even insult me in the first place.

[Chojin]

Oh good, Clement's found an internet rival that's about his speed.

Clement, you should link us to this life-changing story.

[Jonathan Clement]

Certainly. :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/92266/1/

The good stuff is on page 3 a little above the exact middle...

[red8ge]

god clement, your such a fucking hypocrite :rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

Why?

[red8ge]

cause that was just plain hentai

[ArrowX]

Oh my fucking god! Of all anime fags I thought Clament was at least above that shit, I thought he was into images not fucking TEXT hentai. Thats just fuckign sad.

[Jonathan Clement]

Why? Arn't images worse? And you know, personally, I think DDAAF is just an excuse to be racist...

[red8ge]

Why? Arn't images worse? And you know, personally, I think DDAAF is just an excuse to be racist... :eek

[ArrowX]

Unless your mexican clement I'm not doing this to be racist!

[Misdemonar]

Anime fans arn't a race, they are the spawn of the all eternal satan of whory annoynces.

[maggiekarp]

I think he meant racist against the Japanese..

[red8ge]

if we were racist against japanese people, wouldn't this board be called"drunk drivers against japanese people"?
:/

[GADZOOKS]

You are racist, you fucking prick.

[Jonathan Clement]

You people are ignorant. You're ignorant jerks and are going to end up trailer trash. I guarantee you of that...

[ArrowX]

Is that why I have a promising Career in Ass Beating you Faggots? HEy I don't care if you watch anime at your house, what you do behind close doors is your buisness, but TAKE OFF THE POORLY MADE PAPER MACHE HAIR AND PULL THAT FAKE TAIL OUT OF YOUR ASS!

Remember Clement, You belong to me....now.

[red8ge]

seriously clement, why are you such a bitch?

[Jonathan Clement]

You're ignorant. You're an ignorant spoiled little boy. I have the satisfaction that you'll get yours...

[red8ge]

how am i ignorant? am i ignoring what little strand of decency you have?

[Jonathan Clement]

You're ignorant because you're a mean worthless jerk...

[red8ge]

You're ignorant because you're a mean worthless jerk... :lol
its funny cause it's not true, im just saying the truth

[Jonathan Clement]

Deny it all you want. All the harder you fall...

[red8ge]

well, it seems as though your the only one against me, yet many people are against you

[Jonathan Clement]

I may have people against me, but I have even more people for me... Including God...

[red8ge]

god is with you? you seem like the anime loving devil to me

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm not a devil. If anything, you are. Really, you're hating people over JAPANEESE CARTOONS! Really, you should hate yourselfs because I'm sure there's hentai of the shows YOU watch... Yes, Tentacle Hentai...

[red8ge]

well people are hating others over drunk driving, something a sacred and pure as a nerd being beat up for his lunch money

[Jonathan Clement]

Woe unto those who put good for evil and evil for good...

[red8ge]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!

[Jonathan Clement]

Owned!

[red8ge]

that you are :)

[Jonathan Clement]

That's what you'd be saying if you were me...

[red8ge]

i did not get owned in any way shape or form :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes you did. Don't be baby about it. Take it like a man.

[red8ge]

i would admit it if i got owned, but i didnt

[Jonathan Clement]

You'd admit it if you KNOW you got owned. But you just starting saying "The power of Christ Compells you" meaning that you can't retaliate...

[red8ge]

well when you talk about good and evil like that(considering you are a son of satan) i was merely trying to have the power of christ destroy you, i wasnt out of ideas, i actually had a couple of other retaliations.

[Jonathan Clement]

You're a son of satan. You pick on people because of their interests. You're mean, rude and obnoxious. You're never going to get a girlfriend that's any decent... Any you get will live in a brothel if you don't change...

[red8ge]

what are the chances of me listening to you and following "The Clement Way To Life"?

[Jonathan Clement]

100% if you're smart...

[red8ge]

i reject your reality and replace it with my own sure!

[Jonathan Clement]

Then prepare for hell... In this life and the next...

[red8ge]

im already in hell.............................................. ..... listening to your ideas :lol

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm just trying to help you... Don't say you were never warned... But rest assured, you WILL have to face up to God for your actions...

[red8ge]

its all buhda bitch

[Jonathan Clement]

Same thing...

[red8ge]

well im done having this bitchfest, so see you(by the way, you'll go to hell for jacking off to text)

[Chojin]

John, after I kill you I'm going to bury you with a copy of that fanfic so you can show it to Jesus.

[Jonathan Clement]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Misdemonar]

You're a son of satan. You pick on people because of their interests. You're mean, rude and obnoxious. You're never going to get a girlfriend that's any decent... Any you get will live in a brothel if you don't change...

Like you have a gal.

[maggiekarp]

Clement you should watch Evangelion. It's chock full of religious symbolism, and it's anime, too.

The lesson is that God hates us and wants us to die :(

[red8ge]

the only gal he has is probably a stand up picture of some anime charachter that he calls a girlfriend

[maggiekarp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/otaku.jpg

[Jonathan Clement]

I actually have something like that going on now...

[maggiekarp]

Dude, that's not good if you have the love pillows. Even the dorkiest of anime fans make fun of those guys :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, except there's no anime girls on them... If there was, I'd be too weirded out... Besides, I'm loosing interest in anime girls, anyway...

[maggiekarp]

So they have pictures of real girls on them?

I suppose that's less sad to a certain extent, but you're still gonna get beaten up by the catgirls :(

[Jonathan Clement]

There's nothing on them... I'd be weirded out either way...

[maggiekarp]

Y'know you shouldn't liken your room to something else if they have nothing in common :/

[Jonathan Clement]

huh?

[maggiekarp]

"I actually have something like that going on now..."
That would say that you have something similar to what is shown in the picture, and since the main focus of the picture is super nerds with their love dolls, it would seem that you said you yourself have love dolls.

Well, that or a bunch of anime t-shirts and posters all over your room...

[Jonathan Clement]

Only anime merchandice I have are DVD's. Anime posters are t-shirts, etc. is too tacky... Besides, it's gonna be different when I get a girlfriend...

[ArrowX]

I swear to god Clement if we ever meet. You'd beter join a track team or something because I will Fucking run you down!

[maggiekarp]

Why do you end all of your sentences with ellipses? Are you gonna die? :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Kraut, I'm very good at evasion. I'm a survival expert. And maggie, I do it because I have OCD...

[maggiekarp]

My brother has OCD and he doesn't do that...

I think you're a liar.

[Jonathan Clement]

People with OCD do different things. It's like a reflex for me...

[Marc Summers]

Now that you said it he's probably going to do it on every post from now on.

But the ellipses to me sounds like he's either whining or just very mentally distant.

[Jeanette X]

You're a son of satan. You pick on people because of their interests. You're mean, rude and obnoxious. You're never going to get a girlfriend that's any decent... Any you get will live in a brothel if you don't change...

We aren't making fun of you because we're bad people. We are making fun of you because this is a site and a forum for that specific purpose. I am personally making fun of you because you are too fucking stupid to realize that and you take we put on here seriously. Even I, with my now infamous inability to detect sarcasm, am not as hopelessly oblivious as you are.

Once again, I will attempt to spell it out for you, mostly out of pity:

mock·er·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mk-r)
n. pl. mock·er·ies
Scornfully contemptuous ridicule; derision.
A specific act of ridicule or derision.
An object of scorn or ridicule: made a mockery of the rules.
A false, derisive, or impudent imitation: The trial was a mockery of justice.
Something ludicrously futile or unsuitable: The few packages of food seemed a mockery in the face of such enormous destitution.

This name of this website is I-Mockery.

I-Mockery.

I-Mockery.

I-MOCKERY.

Do you understand now?

[Jonathan Clement]

I know that... BUT NOW YOU'VE ADMITTED YOU'RE A PARODY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[red8ge]

and you admited your a fag clement :)

[ArrowX]

CLement if your as big as your avitar I'll have no problem hitting you, and survial training works in the woods not when your stuck in my fan belt!

[Jonathan Clement]

I can fight.

[Misdemonar]

Who can't?

[red8ge]

how tall are you clems?

[Supafly345]

Johnathan Clement I fucking wish you were at my school and on the chess team because I would totally jack your king the fuck up.

[red8ge]

clement, could you give me your adress so either
A: i can come and run you down im my dad's duece and a half
B: i can send a time bomb so you will be dead
then again......... i think all just keep insulting you for the possibility that you'll commit suicide

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm 6'0". I can get away from cars and can easily pin people down. I can easily dodge or block any attacks as well...

[ArrowX]

he has such a high luck % and a very good agility stat as well. Not to mention a Reflect Broach

[Marc Summers]

I'm 6'0". I can get away from cars and can easily pin people down. I can easily dodge or block any attacks as well...

Do you get away from cars by...walking in the opposite direction? :o
Gimme a break. You're as deadly as Marie Osmond.

[red8ge]

he'd probably pin someone down in the gay way :chatter

[Jeanette X]

I know that... BUT NOW YOU'VE ADMITTED YOU'RE A PARODY! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

What the fuck?

[executioneer]

john clement you're about as dense as they come :lol

[executioneer]

haha why don't you go post in that thread about finally getting your pubes in general blabber :lol

[Callum Creyshaw]

THREAD BACKUPS!

[Misdemonar]

How about..no.