Poll: would you rather get fucked in the ass or in the throa

[derrida]

t? Assume the assfucking is gentle and the bj is vigorous and possibly tear-evincing (identical levels of frictive force applied to cock in question).

Feel free to include any relevant information (prior experience with light/heavy ass play, whether you like giving head etc.)

[Ivan Raged]

:wank

[executioneer]

i'd rather not do either if that's all right with you

[Sacks]

Does this man have a knife? Is there lube? Did he buy my dinner first? I mean, what kind of scenario is this? Of course people would go with the gentle option. That's like asking "Would you like to pet a fluffy bunny or a wad of gum full of broken glass?" Unless of course your goal is to make it out like everyone is gay and wants it in the ass... Then I guess you went through the proper motions.

[GADZOOKS]

hahaha @ prior experience with light/heavy assplay

[ArrowX]

I half expected this thread to be made by OaO but hes a man of action so hed be DPing both holes.....I think I'm going to go prey now.

[GADZOOKS]

What are you? The predator?


http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/blonde-jokes.gif

[ArrowX]

Yeah, a sexual predator.

[Blasted Child]

I'd do pretty much anything to avoid getting it from behind.

It's a pretty logical conclusion, having observed that my penis is essentially thicker than my average dropping. I don't know about you, but if that's a universal relation, I can only expect that a regular sized anus wouldn't fit a penis without resulting in excessive pain.

[CrazyBlackDude]

Both!

[Mr. Fugo]

He's gay, guys. He said it :eek

[Womti]

who cares if hes gay.............!! >:

[MetalMilitia]

homo fag gays are not allowed on the internet! >:

[Womti]

not allowed on the internet- :eek omigawd! :eek and just who the hell made you the local fag gestapo?!

[MetalMilitia]

You're not one are you!!? Dont make me ban you like I banned Chojin!

[Womti]

no, I'm not "one of them", I'm just not a frikkin homophobe like all you- waitaminute, YOU couldnt ban chojin! hes an admin! unless- YOURE ONE OF THEM TOO!!!!! :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[MetalMilitia]

>: Im not ONE OF THEM, you are!

[Womti]

uh, I meant admin, you stupid homophobe.

[MetalMilitia]

admins can't be ONE OF THEM or else i'll ban them!

[Womti]

you know, if you really need an excuse to go on a psychotic rampage, just go to a concert and live up to your screenname. the mosh pitters would love you. you might even find a boyfriend! :love

[MetalMilitia]

goons aren't allowed on the internet either! >:

[Womti]

what about sociopaths? :| ravers? :rave dictators?? :obey just to be sure, why dont you simply post a list of whats NOT ALLOWED. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Why dont you shut up and have sex with men also. :rolleyes

[Womti]

arent you cute! :love

[MetalMilitia]

Better to be cute than homeless and gay! >:

[Womti]

actually im pretty cute myself. anyhow, its been fun with small talk like this, but if you'll excuse me, I have to go for now. see you later! :)

[Chojin]

do u have pix

[sadie]

this thread is a handbasket.

[Womti]

(in response to chojin) no, I dont have any pictures, but I can send you some if you post your mailing adress. why are you so interested all of a sudden?? :conspiracy

[Chojin]

brzzt

[Womti]

yes, thanks, but WHY are you interested? no answer, no pictures. >:

[Chojin]

what are you some kind of indian giver

I was just gonna scan them and post them on the site.

[xbxDaniel]

what about sociopaths? :| ravers? :rave dictators?? :obey just to be sure, why dont you simply post a list of whats NOT ALLOWED. :lol



Dude... he learned how to use the real emoticons. Now he's REALLY gonna suck. >:

I don't know what to say...

[Womti]

uh, dont say anything.

[CosmoToad]

my first post in love line ...also my most random post. ...... :)






:lurker and yes lurkers must die.

[xbxDaniel]

my first post in love line ...also my most random post. ...... :)






:lurker and yes lurkers must die.

AHH, HEll NAW!