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Kitten
Jan 5th, 2006, 08:50 PM
It's the battle you all knew was coming. The final apocalyptic battle between the two greatest sharks ever.

First the goblin shark:
http://www.greengoblin.com/internal/corner/shark.jpg

And now the cookie cutter:
http://middaysoftware.com/MinhsBlogs/images/8/o_animal_shark_cookiecutter_01.jpg

CHOOSE YOUR SIDE!

Personally, I have to go with the cookie cutter, he's just so damn adorable with his smug little grin.
RaNkeri
Jan 6th, 2006, 02:15 AM
I'll go with the gobling shark :/ But both of those are just lil' fishes when compared to Megaladon...
Kitten
Jan 7th, 2006, 09:21 PM
A megaladon's weight in cookie cutters could totally kick a megaladon's ass.
Womti
Jan 8th, 2006, 10:44 AM
yeah it totally could, but arent they extinct?? :rolleyes
RaNkeri
Jan 8th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Cookie-cutter Sharks can grow up to 50 cm long.

Megalodon: Maximum Length = 52.2 feet (16 metres)

Hmmmmmmmmm, I wonder who would pwn... :rolleyes
executioneer
Jan 8th, 2006, 04:58 PM
that's why

A megaladon's weight in cookie cutters could totally kick a megaladon's ass.
executioneer
Jan 8th, 2006, 05:00 PM
and stop using the word 'pwn' as though it's actual, acceptable english god damn it
Shifty
Jan 8th, 2006, 05:39 PM
the one that will win.
Kitten
Jan 8th, 2006, 10:18 PM
A full grown cookie cutter shark weighs about 3.5 lbs. A full grown megalodon weighs about 105,000 lbs.

105,000/3.5=30,000

That is a massive swarm of 30,000 cookie cutter sharks. They could bring down one megalodon, easy. The megadolons jaws are much too large to actually bite a single one of them. It would be like a colony of ants killing a grasshopper.

This battle is no contest.

On a related note, I think this is now even nerdier than the Vader vs. Tron debate.
RaNkeri
Jan 9th, 2006, 02:21 PM
Ah yeah.... but my point was that ONE Megalodon can easily own one pesky lil' cookie cutter. Hell, if Megalodon is the BIGGEST AND MOST DANGEROUS sea carnivore ever lived, I'm pretty sure that your little cookie cutters couldn't do a thing before they're eaten... but that's only if Megalodon would still exist ofcourse...
Pub Lover
Jan 9th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Obviously the Cookie Cutters wiped out the Megalodon! :eek
Archduke Tips
Jan 9th, 2006, 11:56 PM
It would be more like a colony of ants killing a human. It can be done, but the ants have the adantage of a hive mind which the cookie cutter sharks don't have.

I would put my money on the megalodon because it could probably take out a few thousand cookie cutters in a single pass.