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Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 05:38 AM
Ok, who else loves these things?

I love the rich milk chocolate they're made of. It melts in your mouth nearly immediately. It tastes so good. And the graham cracker bits mixed in with the chocolate... Oh, so tasty.

So why is it that while these things are so delicious that they are very hard to come by?! Seriously, it's the least common of the "Wonka" candies yet it tastes the best out of the bunch. WHAT THE HELL?! >:

It's like Nestle chocolate bars. Absolutely delicious and tasty but rare to come across. It's just not fair.
sadie
Jan 16th, 2006, 09:52 AM
all the rich kids have their daddies and mommies and their employees going through all the tons of cases they've bought to find the golden ticket. doh.
MetalMilitia
Jan 16th, 2006, 01:47 PM
I only reall like plain chocolate. :/
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:28 PM
all the rich kids have their daddies and mommies and their employees going through all the tons of cases they've bought to find the golden ticket. doh.

My God! You are right!!
We must lead a revolt against the rich and steal back all the Wonka bars! VIVA LA RESISTANCE! :rock
Who's with me?!

::silence::

Yeah, neither am I.
::goes to play Gabriel Knight::

But seriously, if all that were the case, those rich brats wouldn't be getting much except a chance to go to a movie premiere to some crappy lackluster film that's supposedly destined to be a box office smash but will really be a flop. :lol
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:32 PM
I only reall like plain chocolate. :/

How dare you say such things!
To the concentration camp with you!! :explode

However, since Lycurgus blew up when finishing his sentence, MetalMilitia was safe to see another day... for now!!! :confused

Ok, enough of my dumb sense of humor.
Jixby Phillips
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:34 PM
whats that faggot thing in your signature
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:37 PM
whats that faggot thing in your signature

I think you and Eli Roth could be best friends. :rave

But since you're so curious, it's a gif (obviously enough) put together from the original SNES Clock Tower game, well the english translated ROM of it anyway since the first wasn't released stateside.
MetalMilitia
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:40 PM
fascinating!
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 02:51 PM
fascinating!

But isn't it? :hypno
ziggytrix
Jan 16th, 2006, 03:01 PM
it isn't.
Misdemonar
Jan 16th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Not very intresting :tear
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 03:20 PM
Wow, quite a tough crowd we got here.
Meh, I don't care. :boohoo
GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2006, 05:16 PM
is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 05:24 PM
is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?

Why yes because we all know Bugs Bunny jumps through stained glass windows wearing an English schoolboy's uniform and armed with a pair of giant scissors as he impales a helpless victim below him as they fall. :lol
GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2006, 05:42 PM
No he doesn't you fucking liar.
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 05:45 PM
No he doesn't you fucking liar.

Please, keep up the amusement. You seriously make me laugh with these kind of posts. Ever thought of becoming a jester? ;)
MetalMilitia
Jan 16th, 2006, 06:06 PM
You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 06:09 PM
You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.

Of course I am. I just usually deflect rudeness and sarcasm with cynicalism. :)
MetalMilitia
Jan 16th, 2006, 06:15 PM
Oh I see.
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Oh I see.

I must say I think you're a cool dude though.
By the way, I really like your avatar. :)
darkvare
Jan 16th, 2006, 08:12 PM
what ever back on topic. the best chocolate bar is coffe crisp period.
GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2006, 08:12 PM
OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT. >:
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 08:52 PM
OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT. >:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :lol
CosmoToad
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:00 PM
youre happy to be a fag...... :) or >: is that good or bad.
Lycurgus1985
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:03 PM
youre happy to be a fag...... :) or >: is that good or bad.

No, just having good ol' hearty malevolent laugh like out of one of those really bad staruday morning cartoons because Gadzooks seriously makes me laugh with some of his comments. :)

But anyway, we really should get back onto topic.
CosmoToad
Jan 16th, 2006, 10:05 PM
Ill get back on topic. Let's see WONKA BARS RULE YAY LOL :)
Poringez
Mar 4th, 2006, 08:09 AM
they dont even sell wonka bars in The Netherlands..are they so good?
Johnny Couth
Mar 4th, 2006, 04:34 PM
No, they taste nasty.
Fathom Zero
Mar 4th, 2006, 04:43 PM
Don't listen to that dummy, they're perfect in every way.
Poringez
Mar 4th, 2006, 04:47 PM
hell... i would eat it tough...chocolate is awesome
Donuts
Mar 5th, 2006, 02:18 PM
I like those things, but I can barely ever find them. There's never any left. :(
DANG YOU, FAT KIDS!
Fathom Zero
Mar 5th, 2006, 07:25 PM
Dude, I ain't fat. I've got a high metabolism which keeps me fit.

It's kind of like that episode of X-Files where the genetically engineered tobacco plants have eggs on them and this dude is the beta test for it. The eggs are deposited in the guy's lungs, because the smoke carries them. Everyone around him dies while he doesn't.
Why? Because the addiction keeps them at bay. What's killing him is keeping him alive, long story short.

I give my metabolism a workout that keeps it fit.