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Archduke Tips
Jan 18th, 2006, 03:16 AM
Lately, I feel like I have been more in touch with God.

I started praying again, which I haven't done in ages.
I feel like God has been helping me out quite a bit through some hard times.

What are your experiences with God?
executioneer
Jan 18th, 2006, 03:24 AM
i think he's a jerk and if he ever shows up around here, i'm going to knock his block off
Kulturkampf
Jan 18th, 2006, 04:32 AM
God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound, and that we must look past moments of suffering and learn the lessons that they provide.
glowbelly
Jan 18th, 2006, 08:01 AM
like hating queers
Dole
Jan 18th, 2006, 08:32 AM
:lol



God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound,

That makes absolutely no sense. Much like the idea of God.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 18th, 2006, 08:40 AM
God and I have an understanding...he doesn't send people my way, I wont send people his.
I keep my money and my Sundays free.... :)
Womti
Jan 18th, 2006, 11:38 AM
god never answers my calls anymore...... :tear
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 18th, 2006, 11:53 AM
god never answers my calls anymore...... :tear

because you're homeless...god hates the homeless....
Womti
Jan 18th, 2006, 11:57 AM
actually, I never really believed in god. :/
KevinTheOmnivore
Jan 18th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Because a happy gum drop world with free ponies and ice cream would prove that God loves us.

Russo, I admire your candor, but WTF were you hoping to get from this...!?
ziggytrix
Jan 18th, 2006, 05:42 PM
All I want from the dude is a clear indication of which of the 23948756 different names we've called Him is even close to right. :(

You can have my share of the ice cream and ponies, Kev.
Immortal Goat
Jan 18th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Well, if we are talking the Christian God here, then the messages that I interpret from the Bible are that we should be loving of our fellow man, judge not lest ye be judged, be a good person, and always be charitable.

If we are talking about the deities that we personally believe in, then I don't really know at this point WHAT it is telling me. I believe I am on the right path, because every fiber of my being is telling me so. However, I have not yet reached my spiritual destination, wherever that may be.
Womti
Jan 18th, 2006, 07:23 PM
JESUS LOVES YOU (but he cant hear you) :/
KevinTheOmnivore
Jan 18th, 2006, 07:30 PM
Okay, slightly inappropriate Peter O'Toole quote:

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself"

:Lawrence