i started drinking at 11 am

[Chojin]

and i never looked back

also i banned johnyy darko

discussion is open

[Emu]

i'd like to commend you on that move old chap

[Chojin]

it is part of my hero worship to jin that i adopt his lifestyle

[Chojin]

or were you talking about the bannings it is old hat you know i also gave our furry a handsome new title that too is open to discussion

[Chojin]

also schimid is never on aim anymore if i were a betting man i'd say that he changed his screenname for the 9 thoundsanth time

[Emu]

i was referring to the banning but that title is also quite smashing

[MetalMilitia]

What have you been drinking?

Something tastey?

[Chojin]

white russians, though i must say never do it with 90 proof smirnoff triple distilled it kinda tastes like chocolate milk cut with paint thinner

[Chojin]

schimid is just sitting in general blabber

WATCHING

[Zomboid]

Gooood. Sometimes there's nothing better than having a little pick me up before noon :O

[Emu]

i'm a straight-edge faggot. i don't even drink caffiene >:

[Chojin]

i'm thinking about going to sleep

i would like to go to australia who is with me

[Emu]

i'm really enjoying this thread though :(

[Emu]

i hear vegemite tastes like melted plastic and ass

[Chojin]

what the hell emu even the jews drink caffeine

we go to this jewish bagelry sometimes :< it's a nice place and we learned about KOSHER SHIT because emily brought her sidekick which is really just an expensive GOOGLE/SCRABBLE DICTIONARY device that -

i got bored with that sentence ;<

[Chojin]

yes i agree this thread is almost as prestigous as choji's drinking thread only there are no pictures and for good reason let me tell you

ugh fucking christ i keep trying to not drink this thing anymore but it's like here and i'm like HEY DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE MILK WHAT LUCK AARUTAUHUHGUAGHGH MY THROAT IS CLEARED OF PAINT AND OTHER ENAMEL SUBSTANCES

paint has enamel in it right

did you get my joke


it was cerebral

[Emu]

i got it

i would still like pictures because you know spicing up this thread is never a bad thing

because this thread is where the flavor is

not that other one

[MetalMilitia]

Drinking in the morning is a sure fire way of going to sleep at about 4pm. Unless you are drinking something horrible like vodka & redbull, then you'll probably have a heart attack by 4pm.

Anyway, if im not mistaken posting on the Internet while under the influence of alcohol or drugs is forbidden by the rules netiquette. >:

[Emu]

no, no, it's encouraged in netiquette, but discouraged in real life. you got it mixed up

[Chojin]

i tell you what emu you are a good man i will post pictures but you should go back to your old avatar it let me pretend that i was on a gameshow and you were the host

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/catcatcat.jpg

i took pictures of my secret santa gift befoire i sent it out cause i knew that faggot darko wouldn't post them but man fuck if i know where they are now

[Emu]

it has been fulfilled

[Emu]

i like the zappa picture but it's getting kind of annoying having to scroll past it all the time cuz it's kind of big so i'll get rid of it for now

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ohmygod.jpg

[ziggytrix]

white russians, though i must say never do it with 90 proof smirnoff triple distilled it kinda tastes like chocolate milk cut with paint thinner

wait are you making white russians or mudslides?

[Chojin]

white russians i said

vodka, kahlua, half&half

[Chojin]

by the way i realize that both going HAHA GUYS I AM SOOOO DRUNK and going GUYS I AM DRUNK ON THE INTERNET are both played out but i pioneered one of those so yeah

I AM A PIONEER

[ziggytrix]

nevermind, i was confused about mudslides... apparently chocolate syrup is not an official ingredient. basically, substitute some bailey's for your half and half, shake over ice (or blend, and add the sizzurp!! it's the yumz) and you have a mudslide.

[Chojin]

i sure am glad my thread is devoid of whining homersexuals such as lycurgus1985

[Emu]

you are tempting fate

[Womti]

yup, only smart homersexuals here. whoops. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hello chojin I am here to disappoint you as usual

[Emu]

i was wondering when you'd show up, judge avatar

[Emu]

GUYS

GUSY I GOTTA GO HOME NOW CUZ I'M AT SCHOOL :(

BYE
kl

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I LOVE to start my drinking early.....then teach a class in the afternoon, and start drinking again afterwards.

[Rongi]

i quit drinking :(

and pot :(

and pork and red meat :( :(

[Chojin]

today is a fantastic time to get the ball rolling again!

[Womti]

www.alcoholics-anonymous.org :lol ............. :puke

[Chojin]

okay, that's enough, hobo.

[Rongi]

no way man my daddy was an alcholic and i dont wanna end up like him man. and pot is for stupid teenagers so fuck that

[Womti]

you first, kahlua freak :)

[Rongi]

go away plz

[thebiggameover]

white russians i said

vodka, kahlua, half&half

put that in a tall glass and top it off with cola and you will have a colorado bulldog, witch is my foo foo drink of choice....

[Womti]

you know whats good, milk and cognac.

[MetalMilitia]

you know whats good, milk and cognac.

Do you steal the milk from cows because you are homless?

[Dole]

your death. Thats good.

[DamnthatDavid]

I like Jagerbombs. Those things wake you up.

Lets create a Flaming B-52.
Start with a layer of Kaulua, float a layer of Irish Cream, then touch the top of with a layer of Cointreau. Light that bitch on fire. Enjoy.

Take pictures.

[Chojin]

So yeah, i'm deleting womti posts in this thread from now on

[Chojin]

From: womti
To: Chojin
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:10 pm
Subject: banned
just ban me already, I'm sick of it here. and when I'm gone you can all forget.
haha what the fuck why do you idiots pm me

and why do you need my permission to leave, just get the fuck out already

[Chojin]

haha he logged off after sending me that

i guess that's the internet equivalent of SLAMMING THE DOOR

[DamnthatDavid]

Outrage! Invite him back, pretend to apologize, and then ban him again.

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/ohmygod.jpg

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, are you still drinking, Chojin?

[Chojin]

who wants to know

[Cosmo Electrolux]

um....what?

[Chojin]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/jin.jpg

[Chojin]

womti stop pming me

[Dole]

you have to promise to keep posting through the vomiting chojin.

[Guitar Woman]

womti stop pming me
If you say that he might stop and we'll have no viable grounds on wich to ban him! :tear

[kahljorn]

"If you say that he might stop and we'll have no viable grounds on wich to ban him! Tears"

Other than him being a stupid cunt! Stupid judges with their LAWS. WE'RE A LAWLESS COMMUNITY FULL OF DRUNKEN VAGRANTS AND HIPPIES WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO GAVEL WAVING LESBIANS.

[Sicktodeathmx]

You know.... I used to drink every day.... and for some reason, I haven't had a drink in five days. Chojin, you are making me want a white russian. Or maybe just a few shots of vodka. Cheap vodka :(

[Guitar Woman]

"If you say that he might stop and we'll have no viable grounds on wich to ban him! Tears"

Other than him being a stupid cunt! Stupid judges with their LAWS. WE'RE A LAWLESS COMMUNITY FULL OF DRUNKEN VAGRANTS AND HIPPIES WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO GAVEL WAVING LESBIANS.
AChimp told me that he was gonna ban womti for being retarded, but I know he won't do it until I show him naked pictures of myself. :(

[kahljorn]

"AChimp told me that he was gonna ban womti for being retarded, but I know he won't do it until I show him naked pictures of myself. "

Unfortunately I'm not a lawyer so I can't help you :(
Maybe you could negotiate for like a picture of you in panties or bra? or maybe just the bra with a miniskirt on? Well, I'm sure you can find some kind of compromise.

[Sethomas]

I began drinking at 4:30 AM, though it was just strong Irish coffee. I stopped by 5:45, took a shower, and had an exciting day of calculus discussion and physics labs.

[bigtimecow]

now this is a thread

[Womti]

A THREAD ABOUT CHOJIN GETTING DRUNK WINS YOUR APPROVAL?!?! >: god, you're all more fucked up than I thought. :(

[Womti]

"If you say that he might stop and we'll have no viable grounds on wich to ban him! Tears"

Other than him being a stupid cunt! Stupid judges with their LAWS. WE'RE A LAWLESS COMMUNITY FULL OF DRUNKEN VAGRANTS AND HIPPIES WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO GAVEL WAVING LESBIANS.
AChimp told me that he was gonna ban womti for being retarded, but I know he won't do it until I show him naked pictures of myself. :(

gw, stop blowing off steam by spreading stupid rumors like this. you and I both know this is absolute bullshit.

[bigtimecow]

hey i heard you're homeless is that true? if that's true then that sucks but how do you use a computer? man

[Womti]

do I really need to answer your question?

[Womti]

whoops double post

[bigtimecow]

apparently god

[Womti]

I go to libraries and universities and use their computers. duh.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Why are you homeless?
Other than the obvious, "I have no home"
What happened?

[Womti]

why are you asking? other than the obvious, "I have no life" what happened?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Someone is being cranky!

[bigtimecow]

quit bleeding everywhere or i'll give you boy cooties

[Womti]

well I'm not answering your question. you guys all treat me like shit. "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH".

[ScruU2wice]

Man womti, our laugh at "I'M SO WASTED" thread parody must be really pathetic to you, good thing you and mozz are here to set us straight

[Womti]

do not, I repeat, do not underestimate my intelligence, for it shall be the most regrettable action you have yet committed.

[Sacks]

This has got me thinking, is it mozz like mawzz or moatz like mozzarella? :/

[ScruU2wice]

do not, I repeat, do not underestimate my intelligence, for it shall be the most regrettable action you have yet committed.

ok.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Never underestimate the intelligence of a homeless guy :(

[Womti]

my vagrancy has nothing to do with it. >:

[ScruU2wice]

I said ok.. Jeez are you stupid or someth---



I'm soooooooo sorry...



:|

[Womti]

I was talking to "chojin's hussy".

[sonofsatchmoe]

do not, I repeat, do not underestimate my intelligence, for it shall be the most regrettable action you have yet committed.

or what are you going to to? you're fucking homless!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/a322.jpg

[Womti]

shut up, fat ass. >:

[Gurlugon]

homless piece of shit fuck you

[Womti]

cosplaying piece of shit fuck you

[Gurlugon]

ohw did you know that was me

[Womti]

stupid-looking anime avatars say it all. :)

[sonofsatchmoe]

shut up, fat ass. >:

i may be fat. but at least i have a warm bed to sleep in everynight, warm food, and i dont have to dig through the trash for food.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/d-steve.jpg

[Womti]

hey, maybe being homeless would help you lose some fucking weight!! :lol

[sonofsatchmoe]

hey, maybe being homeless would help you lose some fucking weight!! :lol

wow your absolutly right. but i'd rather be fat than homeless.

haha! you homeless twat!

[Womti]

hey, maybe being homeless would help you lose some fucking weight!! :lol

wow your absolutly right. but i'd rather be fat than homeless.

haha! you homeless twat!

wow you're absolutely right. but I'd rather be homeless than fat. ha ha! you fat fuck!

[ScruU2wice]

God everyone keeps one uping each other and turning around exactly what the other person says, it's making my head spin


woah...

[Sicktodeathmx]

God everyone keeps one uping each other and turning around exactly what the other person says, it's making my head spin


woah...

Its like grade school kids on the playground, right?

[ScruU2wice]

sure?

[Womti]

more like echoes in a cold, vast cave. :/

[Seven Force]

I fucking hate these people.

[Womti]

you fucking hate everyone. cunt. >:

[nothing4buddha]

potkettleblack

[Womti]

shut it, dyke wannabe. >:

[sonofsatchmoe]

God everyone keeps one uping each other and turning around exactly what the other person says, it's making my head spin


woah...

i know. :) its a good way to get him frustrated.

[sonofsatchmoe]

you fucking hate everyone. cunt. >:

then save us all your bitching and whining and your atempt to *sniff* hurt my feelings, and just jump off a fucking cliff. and make sure there is sharp rocks at the bottom cause we all dont want you to live through it.

[Jixby Phillips]

oh christ you are tedious

stop posting pictures of hot topic t-shirts you dumb easily impressed asshole

do you wear big dog shirts i bet you fucking do

[DamnthatDavid]

I wear a shirt that says "shirt"
:(

[Chojin]

Actually Womti, Achimp did want to ban you but I told him that it was off-limits for the time being ;<

[Womti]

thank you, oh great lord chojin :worship (bitch)

[Chojin]

WHATWHATWHAT

[Womti]

I WAS WORSHIPPING YOU ASSHOLE NOW I FUCKING REGRET IT >:

[Chojin]

Tell you what.

I'm going to send you on a vision quest out into the rest of the world. You may have no i-mockery for that entire week. During that time, you must either realize that this is the internet and calm down or have hallucinations and die.

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/whoboss2.gif

[Womti]

when I come back you're dead meat, chojin. dead meat. >:

[sonofsatchmoe]

when I come back you're dead meat, chojin. dead meat. >:

wow. its REALLY not obvious who this is.

hey womti, i know a good website where you will be welcomed at with you being homeless and all. plus its a good way to meet new friends.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/stickerlargecolorweb.jpg

[Womti]

hey satch, shove it. :fu

[GADZOOKS]

hey sonofasatchmoi, i know a good website where you will be welcomed at with you being retarded and all. plus its a good way to meet new friends.


http://brawl-hall.com/forums/firmament_kt8c/firmament_header_name.jpg

[Womti]

:lol its like a shelter for retards

[ScruU2wice]

something like that..

[thebiggameover]

so Chojin, did you try it with a splash of cola?

[Chojin]

Womti. You PMed me at least 3 times yesterday asking me to ban you, then when I do it you get on a new name and yell at me in PMs for banning you.

This vision quest is going to take at least a month to complete, I think.

[Guitar Woman]

Have I ever told you how much I love you? :(

[Zomboid]

Pretty sure you've said that to every "vet" here since you've signed up.

[Chojin]

Not recently, no, and my tyrannical internet ego demands that you follow me around and say "YEAH!" every time I hassle someone for the remainder of the evening to compensate.

[Chojin]

What the hell is zomboid, anyway? Is it a horrifying necrosis that you can only catch in the director's cut of The Oregon Trail? Is it a disease that causes a person to exhibit symptoms of being a whiny baby penis? A malcontent little whiny baby penis such as yourself, whiny baby penis?

ANYWHOO BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND...

so Chojin, did you try it with a splash of cola?
I did not, though I did start today off with a rum & coke. That smirnoff we have has way, way more bite than I can appreciate in a drink that's supposed to be smooth ;<

[Chojin]

Okay and Pepsi Lime goes 1000x better with rum than coke could ever hope to

[ScruU2wice]

I like that you're turning from rookie, to connoisseur, to full blown alcoholic in the span of this thread.

[Chojin]

I have been drinking for QUITE SOME TIME NOW, I'll have you know, young man.

The point of this thread wasn't really to be a WOOOAAAAH I'M SMASHED WOOOAH thing as it was just a 'let's have an E-PARTY' or something i dunno that was meant to be ironic but womti's 2-live crew is gonna be all E-PARTY HUH WELCOME TO 1996 :rolleyes

[ScruU2wice]

oh, I'm like infinit designated driver so everything seems like alcoholism to me :(

[Chojin]

Both my parents are alcoholics and i grew up sitting in the back rooms at AA meetings every friday night :< However I don't think I'm an alcoholic as generally I drink for like a week straight and then have no desire to do it again for like a month or more afterwards ;<

[Emu]

We're up to, what, two days now?

[Chojin]

who can say!

[ScruU2wice]

time is relative

[Emu]

says you

[Chojin]

It is SO GOD DAMN HARD to click on the 6

what the hell we need to make this shit bigger

[Emu]

i remember when BAPE took the boards over and changed the layout. that was pretty sweet

[Chojin]

believe me if i had things my way we'd still be posting on i-bapery

[Emu]

what dumbfuck opposes BAPE >: he is the wave of the future

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/i-bapery.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/i-bapery2.jpg

[Archduke Tips]

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-

[Emu]

despite how much i post my name is nowhere in that screenshot ;_;

[Seven Force]

That'd be awesome.

[sadie]

helm. :(

[executioneer]

woah dude womti got banned AND mew and noob are back? does this mean god is real :(

[MrAdventure]

what about george!

[executioneer]

what about YOU :eek

[MrAdventure]

i gotta get my make up on im breakin out in red xs all over then ill be ready to come back in style

[Sam]

Hey I'm in that screen shot! :O

[Chojin]

White russians again today

Jesus christ man 90 proof, you can just like put a little in there and it lasts forever and it's still ok! it's like the DONALD DUCK CONCENTRATE of liquors

[Sam]

Rum and Coke is probably my favorite drink, but I've never had a white russian :(

Or a Mudslide :(

I'm such a noob drinker

[Chojin]

ugh

fck

rrf


oom




rrr

[jin]

Hey, how's it going? ;>

[Chojin]

OH GOD WAIT IDEA TIME, INTERRUPTION

Blue fox, you and george need to at least throw a leaving party! invite all us VETS and mew and stdmx and all that

it will be a NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER

[MLE]

I'M DRUN KTOO :<

[bigtimecow]

ARE YOU STILL DRINKING?

WOIW

[The One and Only...]

The Cult of Mediocrity. :(

[MLE]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE WAY OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

[Emu]

The Cult of Mediocrity. :(

quoth the clove smoker

[MLE]

stop trying to steal my kill like a level 2 brute in city of villains.

[ScruU2wice]

Chojin I think you should mess with the word filter again, but either make the swear words backwards or different swear words.

[Seven Force]

Your eyes remind me of those Flintstones push-up ice cream things I used to get a long time ago. I wonder if they still sell them...

[Chojin]

Jin I must say that a Jim Beam and coke is a mighty fine beverage :o We had to go into the inner city to find a liquor store that was open on Sunday, though!

[MLE]

i still think rum and pepsi lime is better

[Chojin]

i think it DEPENDS. Beam is something you could really settle down with at anytime :<

[MLE]

you speak of it as if you've found a new lover

[Chojin]

i get the kids on weekends

[sonofsatchmoe]

i think it DEPENDS. Beam is something you could really settle down with at anytime :<

ill send you a bottle of boonesfarm someday. im perty sure you can use it as a paint thinner.

[sadie]

redneck.

[sonofsatchmoe]

redneck.

god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.

[Sicktodeathmx]

redneck.

god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.

Ha ha, like virgin 101?
Man that shit is god awful :(

[sonofsatchmoe]

redneck.

god i could tell you about all the great whiskey's that are sold in alabama. one of the best things about living in boonfuck alabama.

Ha ha, like virgin 101?
Man that shit is god awful :(

oh man, the worst shit ive ever drank was this crap called King Cobra. it was like $2.50 for a 5th.

[glowbelly]

king cobra is fucking malt liquor, you big dummy.

[Seven Force]

:lol

[kahljorn]

I drink old english and steel reserve. Compare that to king cobra. :(

[sonofsatchmoe]

king cobra is fucking malt liquor, you big dummy.

not this stuff i had. it was like a gin or something. i only had it once and i was too drunk to remeber everything about it. all i do remeber is that it was really cheap, tasted horrible, and was called king cobra.

[ziggytrix]

so despite being unable to rember, you're sure it wasn't this stuff?
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/kingcobra.html

[thebiggameover]

ive been on a 40 ram-page as of late. micks, king, and some shit that was all 8.1%. hur-a-cane or something....

[sonofsatchmoe]

so despite being unable to rember, you're sure it wasn't this stuff?
http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/kingcobra.html

im 100% sure that wasnt it.. this is what i absolutly remeber about it. the bottle was flat. it wasnt made by Anheuser-Busch. the liqour was clear. the label was black and white, and it did have a big ass black cobra, showing its fangs on the label. it tasted horrible, and it was really, really cheap for a 5th. it might have been a grain alcohal, not a gin. of course i think gin is nasty anyways. (sorry gin drinkers)

[sonofsatchmoe]

want something that will kick you in the balls. http://bottomshelfliquor.com/whiskey/southernhost.jpg

imagine southern comfort, but cheaper, and a whole hell of lot rougher.

[Sicktodeathmx]

ive been on a 40 ram-page as of late. micks, king, and some shit that was all 8.1%. hur-a-cane or something....

You can't buy 40s in alabama :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I live on the Tennessee border, so it's only a short trip for 40's

[kahljorn]

I reccomend captain morgan's with dr. pepper. I did this after a night of acid tripping and it tasted like liquid gold.

[jin]

Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, i am old, but i'm happy.

I was once like you are now, and i know that it's not easy,
To be calm when you've found something going on.
But take your time, think a lot,
Why, think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.

Son
How can i try to explain, when i do he turns away again.
It's always been the same, same old story.
From the moment i could talk i was ordered to listen.
Now there's a way and i know that i have to go away.
I know i have to go.

Father
It's not time to make a change,
Just sit down, take it slowly.
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to go through.
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry.
Look at me, i am old, but i'm happy.
(son-- away away away, i know i have to
Make this decision alone - no)
Son
All the times that i cried, keeping all the things i knew inside,
It's hard, but it's harder to ignore it.
If they were right, i'd agree, but it's them you know not me.
Now there's a way and i know that i have to go away.
I know i have to go.
(father-- stay stay stay, why must you go and
Make this decision alone?)