Lycurgus is a little touchy!

[Chojin]

shut the fuck up fat man

[Chojin]

you're way out of your element

[Mockery]

If it happens all the time, why not make one?
I could, but that'd take away from my time of writing new comics and responding to your posts. :lol2

[Lycurgus1985]

It took you two posts to say that Chojin?
Besides, you got no room to talk about fatness. I've seen pics of you and you aren't exactly the poster child for good looks and skininess.

[Chojin]

what are you, a fucking internet referee

WOAH WOAH FOUL SPELLING ERROR BREACH OF NETIQUETTE

i don't remember asking you to comment bitchface

[Emu]

i'd still do him

[Chojin]

i wish i had thought to call you fat first, internetwolfman. that would have been fucking genious!

[Supafly345]

I'm thin, can I call you fat now?

[Chojin]

i will respond to that because i am lycurgous1230 and i have something to say

[Guitar Woman]

I find Chojin's commentary to be hilarious

[Lycurgus1985]

Excellent job of pointing out the obvious GW. :P

[GADZOOKS]

From: Lycurgus1985
To: GADZOOKS
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:05 pm
Subject: I don't fuck around
http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/fagwolf.jpg
More To Cum

Banned

[lunlun]

Guitar Woman, that statement made no sense. :P
I don't like Pixel Pals because it is the least funny thing on the site and most of the time seems like one of those crappy generic sprite comics that we all know so much about. *but is my mind here*

But every once in a while, it's funny as shit. Not so much recently, though. Mabye every 10 comics.

f.e. i like the pixel pals very much because i know most of them

i just like playing nintendo

[Lycurgus1985]

From: Lycurgus1985
To: GADZOOKS
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:05 pm
Subject: I don't fuck around
http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/fagwolf.jpg
More To Cum

Banned

Wow, you are really bad at MS Paint. Not to mention you're a sick little bastard.
You better take down that pic before you get banned. You might trying to be funny but seriously, you're more in danger of getting banned than I am considering you made that atrocity and posted it on the forums no less! :puke

[GADZOOKS]

Funny that's what I pm'd back to you, minus that little extra sentence at the end, you fraud.

[Lycurgus1985]

Please, all you have is a bunch of made up crap. It's painfully obvious you made it up, especially since I saw your name searching the forums last night when I shot down your false claim. Why didn't you try to "prove" it then. Oh right! Because you made it up and had to come up with your own evidence like Michael Moore!
You're worse than the actual fandom which is pretty fucking sick.

[GADZOOKS]

Searching the forums? Yesterday? Jesus christ you may not be a wolf but you have the IQ of one.

[Lycurgus1985]

Searching the forums? Yesterday? Jesus christ you may not be a wolf but you have the IQ of one.

Then explain why your name was listed on the bottom of the page of those who were online. You visited the forums several times last night after I made my post. Quit trying to cover it up with such dumbass statements as "you have the IQ of one."

Now do you mind if we get back on topic?
If you got a problem with me, deal with it outside the forums so we don't pollute it with garbage. >:

[GADZOOKS]

WHAT DOES ME BEING ONLINE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING A SEXUAL DEVIANT?

JayWolf1985: Hey stud...
ABoatshowVisitor: LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE
JayWolf1985: I bet your daughter will like the feel of my fur on her asshole :-P

[Lycurgus1985]

Yep, you got issues...
Maybe you should see a shrink.
You're too delusional. Don't ever contact me on AIM again you creep. I'm done dealing with you about this. You're just sick and that's all there is to it. And now I shall trout slap you. :troutslap

EDIT: You really don't have much of a life, do you? *points down at your latest post*
I doubt you even have a daughter.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.galleryone.com/images/gustafson/figurines/gustafson_-_little_red_riding_hood_and_the_wolf_figurine.JPG

GIVE ME BACK MY ANNIE!

[GADZOOKS]

From: Lycurgus1985
To: GADZOOKS
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:05 pm
Subject: You should of kept your mouth shut sweetheart

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/jaywolf.jpg

I'll give you one guess who's in the chipmunk costume before I give her my canis lupus seed. :P

You are fucking dead, I swear to god.

[noob3]

i'm gay! :D

[Lycurgus1985]

Making up more evidence again? I find it funny you set it at 8:05pm today. That was an amusing touch. Even if you are in a different timezone, that would make no sense. Why not 7:55pm or 8:55pm? It would have been a bit more clever.
But seriously, just stop wasting time and posting junk on the forums. :die

EDIT: No problem with shutting up from me. I was getting tired of this sordid thread anyway.

[GADZOOKS]

shut the fuck up fat man

[Chocolate Boy]

Wolfguy... do you really crave penis? I have had cravings myself... usually when I'm hungry and they are cravings of food, but I don't think I've ever been horny enough to actually crave vagina.

[Lycurgus1985]

Actually, it's just Chojin using me as a way to express his own fancies. :lol

Well, I'm done with this thread.
But I will comment that these forums have degenerated into a poor man's Something Awful. :rolleyes

[Gurlugon]

You post too much.

[Marc Summers]

At 6', weighing in at an impressive 120 pounds, I have the authority to call all of you fat!!! I just don't gain weight, no matter how much I eat or work out :/

[Seven Force]

Chojin looks way better than you. Ok? Are we clear on that? Do you want me to make a comparison? Do you think your fragile internet ego can handle the truth? Does your nightly routine consist of wacking off to furry/vore pornography, and then you feel really insecure about it so you post on a message board (not to mention randomly messaging people from said board) then you get put down, and you cry yourself to sleep at night forgetting to swicth to a new pair of underwear so your sheets reek of tears and old jizz in the morning? Do you know know why your mother doesn't want to touch you and sees you as a horrible mistake?

[Seven Force]

Ok ok, wait, forget that other post, I have something else you might understand, ok, are you ready, here it comes:

















































your ghey lol

[Womti]

I must proclaim that I am far better looking than you or chojin, seven force. so shove it. and like it. :orgasm

[Lycurgus1985]

Chojin looks way better than you. Ok? Are we clear on that? Do you want me to make a comparison? Do you think your fragile internet ego can handle the truth? Does your nightly routine consist of wacking off to furry/vore pornography, and then you feel really insecure about it so you post on a message board (not to mention randomly messaging people from said board) then you get put down, and you cry yourself to sleep at night forgetting to swicth to a new pair of underwear so your sheets reek of tears and old jizz in the morning? Do you know know why your mother doesn't want to touch you and sees you as a horrible mistake?

Ted Bundy looked good too. So I take it you have a thing for pyschotics then.

Also, why all the questions and such vivid detail? Oh, I know!
You want to see if you're not alone about your own insecurities. Filthy SF. I hope you clean up after yourself after doing that each night.

And no, I will not be your gay furry lover. Stop asking me to make beautiful music with you. You must think I'm hot or something because you keep showing interest in me. Get it through your head I'm not interested! :puke

[Pram Maven]

Hey, nice air guitar wankery there, Gadzooks. If you want, I'll teach you how to make an animated gif that ISN'T grainy, and doesn't appear to profess your undying admiration for The Ring 2.

[Seven Force]

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[Womti]

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so you're actually a beer banner? :faint

[Seven Force]

I'm a fucking internet hero. >:

[Womti]

then why is your title the name of a fucking disease?? >:

[Lycurgus1985]

At 6', weighing in at an impressive 120 pounds, I have the authority to call all of you fat!!! I just don't gain weight, no matter how much I eat or work out :/

Go ahead and call me fat then. I don't mind nor do I try to hide it.

By the way, many of my friends are the same way. They are bottomless pits yet gain nothing. I eat a slice of pizza and suddenly I'm Fatzilla! :lol
But hey, at least the weight is finally coming off.

[Pram Maven]

I'm a fucking internet hero. >:

More like a fucking internet gyro. Go eat yourself. You're comfort food.

[Auttumne]

Thought I might throw in some trivia, as I was inspired by womti's comment.

The technical term for SevenForce's title is Bunyavirus Infection. It's a virus that attacks the heart, liver, kidney and gastrointestinal tract. So I suppose that would mean that Seven Force is making people's digestive tract very unhappy :puke Way to make us all sick.

Not to mention, the technical term does almost look like Bunnyvirus Infection. Oh, the images that could induce :)

[Lycurgus1985]

Auttumne, you bring out the imp in all of us.
For that, I salute you!!!!!!!!!! :bow

Easter must really suck for Seven Force then. :lol

[Pram Maven]

I like the look of Hyperplastic Effect better. You should go for that, Sven Farce. I'll prepare the syringe with the death-making virus in it :)

[Command Prompt]

CONCERNING ALL NEW PEOPLE:

---------------------------------cut here-------------------------------

STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
(c) copyright 1999 by
someone else.

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

I took exception to your recent:

[ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________.
(newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):

[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line
just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

It is recommended that you:

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] consume excrement
[ ] consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[X] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

[Auttumne]

Fun stuff, this beauracratic paperwork. I will take care of it... later. After all, why deal with today, what you don't have to?

Know what I mean?

[Pram Maven]

You left out "flooder", Commandy Mc Prompterson.

But why would you comment on yourself?

That would be unhypocritical.

I say we take this thread to the war room.

[ScruU2wice]

I thought your name was pog shooter, but it's not



is it? >:

[Pram Maven]

No, I don't shoot at

Polyphonic
Octave
Generator(s)

That's a little like Don Quixote battling windmills. Come to think of it, with an avatar like yours, that's probably one of your favorite pasttimes... When you're not COSplaying a bleached Morpheus with bad hair and some caraaazy glasses on some Matrix Fansite.

[Chojin]

I love when people bring their friends onto the board to 'back them up'. Are you really such a sorry piece of shit that you need someone around to go 'haha right on man but I think they're FAGGOTS not GAY, I know some gay people that are all right! ;)' after your posts? If you want I can just hook you up with a laughtrack sound effect that you can link after every word of wisdon.

Point being, only one of you can stay. Who's it gonna be?

[bigtimecow]

CRAVES WOLF PENIS LAWL

[bigtimecow]

FATASSES
NOW EVERYONE STFU

[Emu]

i can't believe i missed this thread >:

[Womti]

i'd still do him

what're you talking about
you got your slutty two cents in, now shut up! >:

[Emu]

this thread was split from another one

kind of like your FAEC

[Womti]

what's FAEC?

[Pram Maven]

Fetishistic
Ass
Eeating
Cunt

Well, at least that's what I came up with. You can come up with something about your abused childhood and how it affected you through now, packing the pounds on your already ample frame, and such.

As far as, um, Chokin' commenting about Wolf's friends, well, he could at least make a more direct attack. That way I won't feel bad when I absolutely level his stature like two certain formerly tall buildings in New York. I do have a conscience, you know. Well... You don't. At least, not yet. But you will.

[Lycurgus1985]

All I did was show them some of the threads so they could get a chuckle. They laughed and decided to join in on the fun. If you got a problem Chode In, too bad! :P

It was their choice. I find it sad that you think I'm so pathetic. You really need to stop using me as your conduit to express your own miserable existence. I mean, come on! Why else would you be such a fucking tyrant on these forums, abusing your admin powers? You need to take out your agressions on us. I find it sad really. I'm just having fun personally! :)

[Seven Force]

Chojin is not a tyrant. I'll have you know that speaking against a mod will get you banned here. Why are you upseting our peaceful closed community?

[Misdemonar]

I'm having fun too.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/b3b1f3fd.gif

:) I can't do anything better than that, I'm worthless, brings tear to my eye.

[Lycurgus1985]

Chojin is not a tyrant. I'll have you know that speaking against a mod will get you banned here. Why are you upseting our peaceful closed community?

Is he really that insecure about himself that if someone stands up against him that all he can do is rely on immature tactics or ban them because he can't deal with it? Despite the fact he initiates the cheap tactics and low blows? But he can't take it if someone throws it back at him?! :confused

Pity that.

Miss Demeaner, even I can make fun of myself more efficiently. Why not go home to your fiancee? He must be worried sick about you. :)

[Misdemonar]

spell my name right, and you forgot the s in the he. :/ :)

[The Retro Kat]

Despite the fact he initiates the cheap tactics and low blows?

Aww, poor thing thinks mean ol' Chojin is giving him low blows. Little guy's feelings must be hurt. You poor baby.

[Lycurgus1985]

Nah, I'm just speaking the truth about the man that is Chojin. If he wants to ban me, let him do so. You know you would all be that much happier anyway. :)

But I doubt he will. I think he's much more happy abusing his admin powers to make him feel all brave and strong. :P

[Womti]

ok, I think I was right about chojin being a coward and a perv.... bit he isnt a fucking tyrant. shut the fuck up lycu, and stop disgracing these forums by jumping at every chance you get to be a wiseass. >:

[mew barios]

if you didnt crave wolf penis why'd you make that your title. i dunno man thats kinda weird

[Womti]

chojin gave it to him. :lol2

[ScruU2wice]

No, I don't shoot at

Polyphonic
Octave
Generator(s)

That's a little like Don Quixote battling windmills. Come to think of it, with an avatar like yours, that's probably one of your favorite pasttimes... When you're not COSplaying a bleached Morpheus with bad hair and some caraaazy glasses on some Matrix Fansite.

What's COSplaying? I watched the matrix twice but there aren't any spinny glasses and morpheus doesn't have hair, unless it has something to do with COSplaying, I'm not update with this japanimation you kids are into...

[mew barios]

offensive titles are a strict violation of the i-mockery TOS

[Womti]

generation geezer! :)

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/wouldyouliketoknowmore7is.gif (http://www.cosplay.com/)

[Womti]

dont even tell me you're into cosplay!! :eek

[Seven Force]

Yes, I am CVS Man, from Megaman, The Franchise Wars.

[Chojin]

I'm a tyrant for giving you a title? Can I upgrade to Hitler by changing your avatar?

I know you think you're being really clever, Lycos, but if I had a nickel for every kid who used the 'But noooooo I just showed them the thread and they decided to join up on their own!' excuse, well, let's just say I could buy you that fursuit you've been eyeing up ever since your parents took you into the wrong shop at Mardi Gras.

I really don't get what you're all bent out of shape over. This is just the internet, and this is just an internet forum. Our policy is generally to not ban idiots until they either get tedious or disruptive because the entire point of having a good board is keeping it interesting. I think your new title is pretty interesting, wouldn't you agree? I'm interested. Everyone wins. But see, if I were really an internet coward/tyrant/milkman as you so claim, I would just ban you for the grievous crime of ONLINE SLANDER, and I would tell you all about how you would be hearing from the official I-Mockery Industries Incorporated Limited legal team, internet crimes division (we had to branch off, I keep those gentlemen working in shifts). And if I were going to follow our own rules which you supposedly agreed to, I've have already banned you for posting 900 times in 12 seconds.

But see, I'm not doing either. In fact, I'm the best friend you have here.

Well, aside from the friends you borrowed from Home Ec.

[Pram Maven]

Scrumetwice, Nevermind the spinny glasses; you wouldn't know anyway. You're high.

Hey Trojin, (hehe, I make a funny laugh thing) your avatar looks kinda like Jon Stewart with no eyebrows.

[ScruU2wice]

How am I high? I don't get it, is it a COSplaying joke?

[Auttumne]

I find it insulting that you folks feel as though lycurgus pulled a gun to my head and forced me to join. While it may be the norm in your group to follow the leader like a poor helpless lemming, in my group it is considered sad, pathetic and disrespectful to the rest of the group and yourself, especially. I am not a drone in a collective conscious. I choose to sign up with this board, of my own free will, because it's my first amendment right to post my opinion wherever I choose, provided I do not break the city, state or federal law. Not to mention, I have not threatened anyone. Why do myself, what karma can do for me?

Speaking of first amendment rights, and tyranny, it is apparent that you folks were not listening to your high school government and history teachers. As Seven Force so elegantly put it, "speaking against a mod will get you banned here". In a totalitarian government, it is typical that those who speak out against the leader is often punished, tortured or executed. If you do your homework, you'll find that to be very true. Then again, don't blame me for paying attention in my class while you used your classtime to hook up with the cheerleaders for the weekend. I hope your one-night stand was touching and meaningful :|

Frankly, I don't fear you people. I'm not your doormat. I have read your rules and I have no quarrels with them. I hust hope you realize that I will not lay down for you. When you say jump, I smoke while I shoot the bird.

[Seven Force]

I'm sorry, we don't speak Korean here. >:

[Auttumne]

I'm sorry you don't understand intelligence

[Seven Force]

Ching ping chong SORRY I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!

[ScruU2wice]

I thought you liked asians

[sadie]

nooooo! don't shoot the birdie!

[Lycurgus1985]

You're more unoriginal than Dennis Miller. Just like him too you are; a legend in his own mind.

By the way, you must be getting your female hormone injections from blondes because you're getting awfullly dimwitted real fast.

[Seven Force]

I do but I need to at the very least understand what they're saying!

[Seven Force]

You're more unoriginal than Dennis Miller. Just like him too you are; a legend in his own mind.

So now you're just following me around telling me how unoriginal I am after all that unoriginal bullshit you posted?

[Auttumne]

Seven Force, don't be ignorant.

Or do. What do I care?

[Seven Force]

I don't understand jap code.

[Seven Force]

Hey Lycos I see you've deleted your livejournal. Getting a bit ashamed about that little fetish of yours?

Monkeys are for the zoo, Lycos, not your back! And especially not your anus.

[Auttumne]

Neither do I, but I don't understand where you got off on this oriental kick of yours. Perhaps, you should lay off your happy pills. Know what I mean? ;) They can't be helping your poor brain

[Lycurgus1985]

Actually, my LiveJournal is still up and running. Maybe you should stop gluing those eyelids shut with that thick black mascara you wear. I mean sure, they make your eyelashes pretty to bat at others but it's really causing you to function insufficiently in real life.

By the way, give me some samples of my unoriginality why you're at it. Hit me with some fucking concrete evidence. Or will you just retort with a "shut up" like Chokin'?

[Pram Maven]

Savin' Farts,

No, he made it private because people ripped on it unneccessarily. Honestly, I can think of a lot of ways I could stoop to your level and take the piss, but I haven't. Except for one person, and I'm kind of second guessing that idea.

And I am surprised to see you talking that way about someone's "fetish" when you flaunt yours so openly.

I would call you a hypocrite, but I'm lazy, so I'll just call you a hippo.

[executioneer]

guys i have to say all this changing around a persons internet name so it is something offensive stuff is really really awesome do me next

[Pram Maven]

Oxy Cushion Air... Done, and done! :)

[executioneer]

By the way, give me some samples of my unoriginality why you're at it. Hit me with some fucking concrete evidence.

well there is the fact that you used a sprite from an old video game as an avatar, that's pretty unoriginal

[executioneer]

i mean the only thing LESS original than that would have to be an animated .gif from say family guy or something

[Misdemonar]

Dammit.

[Pram Maven]

And I think I know what Ex-Cute Cuss 'N Sneer's fetish is...

POST
POST

[EisigerBiskuit]

This is my fetish.

[Lycurgus1985]

well there is the fact that you used a sprite from an old video game as an avatar, that's pretty unoriginal

And people have used pics from popular movies, video games, etc. Gee, I guess we're all talentless, unoriginal hacks then. What a huge ass surprise! I didn't see it coming!! It's the twist of the century!!!

Next you'll tell me that we're at war and it had just began yesterday. I don't think my fragile mind could handle it. :)

[sadie]

your ironic tone is stunning.

[executioneer]

well there is the fact that you used a sprite from an old video game as an avatar, that's pretty unoriginal

And people have used pics from popular movies, video games, etc. Gee, I guess we're all talentless, unoriginal hacks then. What a huge ass surprise! I didn't see it coming!! It's the twist of the century!!!

Next you'll tell me that we're at war and it had just began yesterday. I don't think my fragile mind could handle it. :)

ok

[executioneer]

And I think I know what Ex-Cute Cuss 'N Sneer's fetish is...

POST
POST

yeah maybe you should talk to your friend about that, seeing as how he's got about four times average posts per day as me :rolleyes

[Lycurgus1985]

Chojin-

You may think I'm getting bent out of shape but overall I'm having fun. Yes, I fucked up which I admitted more than once. Yes, I was a little frustrated at your aubsive use of power. Boo-hoo, poor little ol' me. I'll get over it.

But overall, I have actually had a lot of fun with you trying to piss me off and me trying to piss you off. That's really all I can say in reply. :)

[Supafly345]

I wish I was here when this thread happened.

[Chojin]

Thank you Alesia "Autism" Jeanette for taking the time to post on the Law Offices of I-Mockery, I-Mockery, and Hitler official message board. We appreciate all feedback and will do our best to incorporate your suggestions into our corporate paradigm. However, before we can dispatch a senior representative to respond to your post, we need you to answer a few quick questions about the nature of your suggestions.

1. While it may seem that you are a free spirit, unhinged from the restrictive bonds of sense and humor, has it ever occured to you that no-one has accused you of the ridiculous allegations you are defending?

2. Does your internet vagina have a real-world counterpart, or is it a diseased fabrication such as Lycurgus1985's (hereinafter referred to as "Spermy Wolf Dick") "fursona"? Our members need to know whether to accuse you of being "gay" or a "gay cunt."

3. Your first-amendment rights are not at risk here, you vapid gash.

4. In your opinion, do first amendment rights also apply to other people, or just overly-opinionated persons of sizeable girth who are not accepted by internet communities?

5. "Speaking against a mod" has never "gotten you banned here," nor is there any evidence to suggest otherwise. Given this new information, were you aware that it clearly states in the I-Mockery Terms Of Service (TOS) that repeated disinforming of our userbase by a poster requires the offender to soak their head in the toilet "...for as long as necessary for the recipient to lose consciousness, as determined by their inabilty to further participate in online discussions for at least twelve (12) hours"?

6. What the hell is "When you say jump, I smoke while I shoot the bird" supposed to mean? Do not answer this, as this is a rhetorical question, you fat piece of shit.

7. Do you also crave wolf penis as dearly as Spermy Wolf Dick (hereinafter referred to as "Your Only Friend")?

Your speedy response is key in our ability to service you, so please respond at your earliest convenience.

Thank you for the feedback!

Sincerely,
Chojin "Hitler" the Tyrant, Esquire

[Pram Maven]

Doesn't "Esquire" generally mean that you live in a ghetto?
Or does this just make you someone who"honorarily lives in a ghetto"? (meth, optional)

Your speedy reply will blah, blah, blah, buy shit it doesn't need with money it doesn't have, but somehow conned out of the government, and talk to itself until its next free ride in the form of a welfare check arrives so that it can go buy BEER AND LOTTERY.

In other words, your ego's writing checks your posts can't cash.

[executioneer]

i am baffled by this response

[executioneer]

and not to be off-topic but is "prog shooter" a robotron reference

[EisigerBiskuit]

First Whackmeister, now you. Look this isn't I-Klannery

[Pram Maven]

Prog Shooter refers to a "progressive shooting" game.. Or a one player-against-the-whole-goddamn-universe-and-zombies-where your-gun-is-generally-bigger-than-your-head,-but-not-as-big-as-the-bad-guy's-flickering-guts-that-are-getting-sprayed-all-over-the -screen-you're-trying-to-navigate-through-so-that-you-can-shoot-other-zombies-in-the-whatever-the-hell-the-programmers-intended-them-to-be-game.

It's also a reference to my interest in using webcams for stopmotion-animated filmmaking because the image it produces is progressive and not interlaced---giving the imagery a more surreal, softer feel than an analog camera FISTING.

Your curiosity runs rampant this early in the morning. Is there anything you're not on yet?

PS: I am not racist. I have only ever heard the term "esquire" in reference to a black man. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it happened.

[Chojin]

I am sorry Post Slumber, but I cannot force myself to pay attention to your ramblings for the life of me. Maybe if you interspersed some pictures of cute dogs?

Nothing from Lycurgus's collection, please - This is a family-oriented community.

[Pram Maven]

Nope, no dogs. Sorry.

As far as I can throw your attention, though, perhaps I just need to find out what your gluttonous Highness likes more than anything. I'll pied piper you yet!

[Emu]

I'm going to be honest for a moment and say that I am really enjoying all of these new people. It's like opening a box at Christmas and finding five emaciated puppies to hug.

[Chojin]

http://zog.typepad.com/malaysia/monsterdogjune2005.jpg

Nope, no dogs. Sorry.

http://www.friendsoftherail.co.za/images/funny-dog-1.jpg

As far as I can throw your attention, though, perhaps I just need to find out what your gluttonous Highness likes more than anything.

http://www.25th-infantry-div-shotgunner.com/images/funny%20dog.jpg

I'll pied piper you yet!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2005/01/11/Dead-dog-cuGAL.jpg
Do you see how much more readable that is?

[Pram Maven]

I DON'T LIKE DOGS, GODDAMN IT!!!

[Emu]

sorry ;_;

[Chojin]

http://www.noswonky.com/bl-images/2005/02-23-face-off.JPG

I DON'T LIKE DOGS, GODDAMN IT!!!

[Pram Maven]

Damn, look at the DSL's on that bitch!

(the one on the left, stupid)

[Seven Force]

Who's that? ;)

[Chojin]

http://torborg.com/jack/a/19980526_piano/P004467.jpg
Damn, look at the DSL's on that bitch!

http://torborg.com/jack/a/19980526_piano/P004467.jpg
(the one on the left, stupid)

[Pram Maven]

HAHAHAHA!!!

That's great use of my word(s) for comedic effect! I wish I had a printer...

[Seven Force]

HAHAHAHA!!!


http://www.austinslam.com/images/fun/say_word.jpg
That's great use of my word for comedic effect! I wish I had a printer...

[MLE]

seven force, you just ruined one of the only good jokes in this thread.

[Pram Maven]

Sorry, the "s" was invisible, and the space didnt' feel like cooperating.

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7843328046135961700&q=furry
OH my god! there called furries and....

[Lycurgus1985]

Ok, considering my stance as a furry and in the fandom, I have to agree with this girl 100%. It's one thing to feel spiritually connected to an animal, but to think that you are an animal... :shocked

...just no.

I'd buy this girl a pint if I knew her.

PS: I hate plushies.

[GADZOOKS]

A pint of your wolf semen no less.

[Lycurgus1985]

GADZOOKS, I don't want to know about what you want to drink. Nor will you ever get it. Get it through your head that I like women. And no, that does not mean bitches. :P

[GADZOOKS]

WHAT? I thought I was offending YOU but somehow now I'm the one drinking wolf semen.

Seriously Lycurgus, where did you get this power. Did some native american bestow them on you.

http://www.catbox.com/firestorm/general_art/dakkota1.jpg

IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!

[Misdemonar]

Why did you have to post that? why? :(

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah maybe I should censor that, wouldn't want this to turn into the time lycos got The Jungle Book for his 6th birthday.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Eww eww eww :(

[EverythingWillSuck]

That looks like something that would be on a power metal album cover.

[TwinkieFace]

It has no genitalia. :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

It has no genitalia. :(

Thank fucking god.

[TwinkieFace]

Thank fucking god.

I see our views differ.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Thank fucking god.

I see our views differ.

Disturbing.

[Supafly345]

lol to the last 4 posts

[CheapAlert]

furries are dramatic faggots who need to die on myspace (OH IM SORRY YOU GO TO LIVEJOURNAL)

who doesn't agree to that should also die on myspace

[CosmoToad]

Damn balls of fluff ate my chickens.

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, just when we get rid of womti someone 100 times worse has to come along. Fuck you cosmotoad >:

[CosmoToad]

please shut up and ignore me..... :)

[Guitar Woman]

MABYE I'D BE ABLE TO IF YOUR AVATAR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A FROG HANGING OFF OF A PENIS >:

[GADZOOKS]

talk about a horny toad

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/RimShot.wav

[Pram Maven]

ARRRRHARRRRHARRRHARRR!!!

Do you guys want to know what's worse?

These *things* called bippy twats. I swear they exist, they aren't just manifested visually and auditorily in highly compressed web videos like that nostril-wielding wilderbeest with the squeaky-toy voice that can seemingly only say "OMIGOD, OMIGOD, THIS IS WRONG" while you're date-raping her, or at the very least, trying to show her claymation porn.

But then again, the girl in that video explaining about furries could have been a bippy-twat-COSplayer. ;)

Perhaps we'll never know for sure!

[Emu]

i didn't read your post but i'm sure you'll get banned for it

[sadie]

not before he does that hilarious homophone thingy with my name, i hope.

[Archduke Tips]

I just wanted to say that I am part of the I-Mockery fandom. But I hate real I-mockery and any other perversions of I-mockery.

[Pram Maven]

this got moved 'cuz it was buried.

[Pram Maven]

I just wanted to say that I am part of the I-Mockery fandom. But I hate real I-mockery and any other perversions of I-mockery.

Whatever that was supposed to mean...?

And I would love to know why I would get banned for telling the truth about spoiled children of yuppies. Unless of course you find it offensive because you're ONE of them...

[Archduke Tips]

It was satire aimed at the furry fandom.

[Pram Maven]

Satire, eh? Hmmmm... Stands to reason, as it makes no sense whatsofuckingever.

[Slinky Ferret]

Searching Lycos for furry porn <--- why???!

[sonofsatchmoe]

my flesh has crawled so many times in this thread. and i did a little research to see what i can do to help with this furry problem. and i came to this conclusion:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/XXX_Satchmoe_XXX/untitled.jpg

please, have your furries spayed or nuetered. for more information, please visit http://www.godhatesfurries.com/

[Sicktodeathmx]

No no NO!

[sonofsatchmoe]

No no NO!

its a good thing i censored it. i was scared. :(

the only thing running through my head was "red rocket! come on red rocket!"

[Archduke Tips]

The world would be better off without people objectifying cartoon animals in a sexual way.

Our culture of tolerance has gone way too far in allowing the evolution of twisted thoughts to continue to this point. How much moral decay do we have to endure?

[sadie]

i know you!

[Pram Maven]

not before he does that hilarious homophone thingy with my name, i hope.

Seedy,

*yawn*

That was way original. I don't know how you do that every time your fingers stumble drunkenly around on your keyboard!

By the way, I'm cool, because I use the paint program that came with my computer!! Just look at that siggy work of art!!! I also have a kid in my A/V, but his father is no where to be seen!!!! Wonder why!!!!! :) He's probably cheating on you with a furry, from the looks of the kid's getup!!!!!! Ouch for you, I mean "me"!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M STILL FUNNY.

[glowbelly]

sadie's married, you twit.

[Pram Maven]

Really? What did you win, Glow Worm?

I'm still playing, FYI. I'll take "I Don't Give a Huge Wad Of Meatloaf On Gas-Powered Iceskates" for $500, Alex.

[glowbelly]

i just figured that if you were going to make sweeping generalizations about someone you don't know, you might want to be right about them.

you wacky wacko meatball.

[Pram Maven]

*totally jacking off over the meatball comment*

[Chojin]

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

[Pram Maven]

*sigh*

Ok, thanks Chojin.

Back on topic, my friend is a furry. *lol* He's a good guy, though.

I'm doing a song for his friend's horror movie.

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/furries.png

[Pram Maven]

Haha, I cheated. I used Google!


http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2005/07/furry_cuddle_party.jpg

[Misdemonar]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/75360.jpg


You know what Spell he's doing. :(

[sadie]

"prog"nosis: ass-talker.

[Pram Maven]

Sadly,

http://x4.putfile.com/1/2223402889.jpg

Yeah, maybe.

[Jixby Phillips]

go down a well you fat little shit

[The Retro Kat]

I really don't know why I find misdemeanor's crude attempts at photoshop so charming...

[Guitar Woman]

it's so bad it's good! :eek

[Seven Force]

it's so bad it's good! :eek

Too bad we can't say the same for you. :lol

[Pram Maven]

go down a well you fat little shit

You should probably make it apparent as to who your comments are directed at.

PS: I'm not skinny, I'm small boned!

[MetalMilitia]

go down a well you fat little shit

You should probably make it apparent as to who your comments are directed at.

PS: I'm not skinny, I'm small boned!

Just how many of these "small bones" do you have in arse?

[Pram Maven]

Enough to kill your mom if I sat in her lap.

[Emu]

i had a pog shooter once. it was awesome.

[Seven Force]

Were they alf pogs? :eek

[Esuohlim]

Haha I get it

[Pram Maven]

i had a pog shooter once. it was awesome.

Really? Did you wake up with sticky stuff on your jam-jams? 'Cause that's the only way you'd ever "have" me--in your dreams.. I'm not ghay.

[Pram Maven]

Oops. I misread that.

How do pog shooters work? I used to sell them at Toys R Us. I didn't work there, though, so I was probably selling them illegally.

[Archduke Tips]

Really? Did you wake up with sticky stuff on your jam-jams? 'Cause that's the only way you'd ever "have" me--in your dreams.. I'm not ghay.

You are totally gay. BECAUSE YOU PUT PENISES INSIDE OF YOU.

[Pram Maven]

INFLAMATORY! Lies!

Board cops? Where are you?

Board cops.

Ah, screw it.

You only want me to be gay so that you can march in the parade because you'll think I'm friends wtih you enough for that. Well, to tell you the truth, I'm attracted to NEITHER sex, and therefore, I wouldn't put any stock in a parade that is dedicated to homosexualality. You can still go if you want, though. I'll even make you a pink flag to practice waving around in the closet with those floppy wrists of yours. OOOH! You better go put some ice on that

[image is unnecessarily large]

!

[mew barios]

fabulous! keep us updated.

[Misdemonar]

INFLAMATORY! Lies!
Well, to tell you the truth, I'm attracted to NEITHER sex,
!

So you like she-males?

[Pram Maven]

Nope. I hate humans. I don't care for animals, either. I'm nay. Don't bother trying to make jokes about my sexuality, because you'll be wrong.

[EisigerBiskuit]

So, you fuck trees? You a dryad?

[Riggo44]

maybe he fucks apple pies....

[Pram Maven]

God damn it, I don't fuck things!

This is what I am.

http://www.rubotham.plus.com/images/links/SaladFingers.jpg

Now quit harrassing me, you breeders!

[Archduke Tips]

You are missing out.
Making love is a beautiful art.

[kahljorn]

great just what we need another fetishist.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I would say you have sex with rusty things but then everyone would think that I saw that think you just put up.

[Archduke Tips]

If rusty things wouldn't be so damn sexy... strutting around like sluts!

[Misdemonar]

Nettles too.

[Gurlugon]

I think this should be rerouted and take the direction as a discussion about Neurotically Yours, ?

[Supafly345]

This is Supafly's brother, he wanted me to tell you that you guys drove him to suicide. He was my only brother you bastards.

[Guitar Woman]

He was a cunt anyway >:

[Pram Maven]

You are missing out.
Making love is a beautiful art.

SSA.


http://www.putfile.com][img]http://x4.putfile.com/1/2403264836.png

[Pram Maven]

You know, I know this is a site for venting or whatever, or at least clearing the air for your eggy farts, but you're never going to be all that happy in life if you keep being dicks to people. I'm tired of noticing how no one really cares about much of anything these days; you go to a mall, and it's like a fashion circus with a line to get in. I mean, damn. There's no reason for you not to get this, Schimid. If you're bitter and jaded, then talk to someone about it and feel better. Posting about how so and so is a cunt is not going to make you feel good, trust me. I've played that card, and it got me nothing and old age (going on 29 this year).

PS: Don't dismiss me out of hand. I know what the fuck I am talking about, and we're all going to be old and will have done nothing with our lives but sling insults at people anonymously over an internet connection. Not the way I want to see my life to its end, and here's hoping that some of you creative humorists would agree.

[Chojin]

Fantastic, maybe you can go to wayofthemaster.com and convince them to stop believing in Jesus next.

[Schimid]

I'm tired of noticing how no one really cares about much of anything these days; you go to a mall, and it's like a fashion circus with a line to get in. I mean, damn. There's no reason for apathy.

I've looked this passage over five times and I still don't get it.

[Pram Maven]

All they care about is stupid clothes. Apathetically.

Oh NO!!! I clicked on the link you posted, Chojin. What did I ever do to you?

[glowbelly]

how can someone care apathetically? huh? HUH HUH HUH?

[Pram Maven]

how can someone care apathetically? huh? HUH HUH HUH?

Shut up, Butthead.

You can be apathetic on one hand, and passionate on the other.

[Chojin]

No, no you can't.

[kahljorn]

One hand's for jacking off the other's for punching people.

[Pram Maven]

No, no you can't.

Sure you can, if you have multiple personalities :)

By the way, do you like my sig? It's a take-off of an old Christian saying.

[Archduke Tips]

SSA.



Um... Social Security Administration??? what?

[Pram Maven]

I don't remember.
:(

[Pram Maven]

Oh yeah.. Sex Sux, Amen.

[Emu]

Your signature is unintentionally funny.

[Pram Maven]

What signature?

[Emu]

The one you deleted after reading my post. You are a smooth operator.

[Riggo44]

I'm a smooth operator when it comes to the ladies.....

[Emu]

Would you do a black chick? :eek :eek :eek

[Riggo44]

Yes....I would like to get together with that girl on the weather channel.

[Archduke Tips]

If you insert the words "Raccoon Juice" into songs where it fits, it makes the song much funnier.

[Rez]

hey guys, how much furry porn did i miss?
man, i should keep up with this board more often.

[Dole]

It makes me feel old, but I really have a fundamental lack of understanding of this whole 'furry' phenomenon.
Can someone please provide an objective history and cultural analysis in 50 words or less.

[Emu]

Furry started back in the late 80's when people started jerking off to cartoon drawings. Today furry has evolved into a rich subculture full of pure garbage.

[GADZOOKS]

WORD COUNT: 27

Come on Emu, you can do better then that!

[Emu]

He said 50 words or less. I am a fan of brevity. :love

[GADZOOKS]

Whatever, you still didn't cite your sources. B -

[Dole]

I am marginally enlightened.

[Chojin]

Furry fandom is a subculture of the science fiction and fantasy fandoms. Members of the furry fandom, known as furry fans or simply furries, particularly enjoy media that involves anthropomorphic animals: that is, fictional animals with human traits (such as walking on two feet, talking, wearing clothes, living in houses, etc.). Such media includes popular animated cartoons, comic books, and stories and novels.

Since the mid-1980s, furry fans have referred to any such anthropomorphic animal character as a furry. Other terms for these types of characters are funny animal and talking animal, or kemono in Japan. Furry characters are usually portrayed as humanoids wearing clothing, talking, and acting like humans rather than animals. However, some fans consider any talking animal, humanoid or not, to be a furry. Some fans also believe that non-animalistic fantasy creatures such as dragons, orcs, and elves should also be considered furry.

The furry fandom, as an umbrella subculture for various interests, has grown with the advent of the Internet. Content created by furry fans (visual art, stories, music, games, etc.) on the World Wide Web covers a wide range of interests including fantasies, philosophy, recipes, sex, politics, religion, and even personal lifestyle and identity.
Basically it's a group of people that pass off their social defciencies on animalistic traits. Then they have gay sex while pretending to be otters.

[Emu]

I've seen pictures from furry conventions. If you ever want to be creeped the fuck out, look some up.

Edit: Or read Boston and Shaun, that sums up the fandom pretty well.

[Rez]

people like to feel wild and uninhibited by incorporating their anthropomorphic and misguided ideal of their favorite predator into their personality so they dont feel so bad that they inhabit a body that is physically weak and easily killable by sorta large animals.

now the mice and bunnies i can't even guess about.

edit: they're also socially retarded, which negates any sexiness that one could possibly consider when thinking of humanoid animals. thanks chojin.

hey, why dont you just post that gay alien bondage dog.

[Dole]

Thanks guys, I now feel I can hold my own at the many middle-class dinner parties I attend, should the subject arise.


Presumably these 'furrys' are the exact same people who would literally shit themselves if an actual live chicken so much as walked towards them, should they actually approach nature for real and not on the internet.

[Chojin]

The first sentence made me lol :<

[Seven Force]

Funny you should mention that. There's apparently a small sub-group of furries that delight in acting like infants and shiting themselves, sometimes in public. They're even ostricsized(sp?) by the regular furry community.

[Chojin]

I'm pretty sure that infantiphiles aren't always furries. It's just that one form of internet-bred social disease more or less begets another, and furrydom is probably the most common internet fetish.

Honestly Dole? Go read SomethingAwful's weekend web every Monday. It will horrify and educate you.

[Archduke Tips]

Poop smells and tastes bad.

[CheapAlert]

then again most trekkies are infantphiles

[sadie]

Poop . . . tastes bad.
i'm glad i can rest upon your expert opinion on this.

[Archduke Tips]

If you don't believe me, then taste for yourself!

[Pub Lover]

Sadie's a mom, she's tasted poop. :x

[sadie]

sorry to clog your toilet, but no, no, i have not.

[Archduke Tips]

Neither have I.

I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain...
Getting the brain out was the easy part, the hard part was getting the brain out!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Guitar Woman]

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[Emu]

seconded

[Skulhedface]

I totally wish I'd seen this thread sooner.

Furries, eh? Heh heh heh. These are the people that weep and lose their hard-ons when you stomp on a cockroach, right?