CHOJIN vs. WOMTI

[Womti]

i'm having problems at home. or would be.

you know.

[maggiekarp]

I'm sorry man I don't think it's gonna happen :(

[Womti]

you make an excellent point and have convinced me to hit myself.

[maggiekarp]

I AM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE AND SAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?????

[Womti]

oh dear that would be most unpleasant let me tell you a story i find a story works best in times like these

Once upon a time, a young boy - we'll call him womti - a young boy fell in love with his dog. We'll call the dog gadzooks. Anyway, long story short, the young boy found out the unfortunate way that dogs have soft barbs on their penis to prevent seperation during intercourse.

[maggiekarp]

GADZOOKS WAS KING MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS NOW THANKS ALOT

[Chojin]

i win

[Pram Maven]

You would have won if there was a time limit, but there isn't.

[Emu]

this mock war is now mine

[Pram Maven]

Bring it. :P

[Womti]

i win

YOU'LL WIN WHEN I DIE YOU SMUG, LAZY FUCK >:

[Chojin]

Oh no!

[sadie]

when this thread first loaded, i read it "chojin vs. vomit." :P

[Chojin]

Pretty much.

[Seven Force]

What the fuck is his problem?

[Chojin]

Raoul's liquors cut him off from his Thunderbird.

[Womti]

actually my real problem is that you keep banning me. in the first place, I only PMed you asking you to ban me because I was mad at you. then later on, you banned me for practically no reason at all. I mean, really, am I the FIRST person to have shouted at you?? in some twisted way it does make sense that admins can ban whomever for whatever they see fit. but you must keep in mind that I never intentionally double post, or insult people for no reason. also, these "vision quests" have brought me no salvation whatsoever. I apologize to you, chojin for mindlessly insulting you and doing whatever else it was that I did which can be called 'wrong' on a place like i-mock. but you are still a cowardly pervert. a good looking one at that.>:

[Marc Summers]

It's ok to tell people to shut up (to an extent) if you know them...
but what you do is barge in here and tell everyone to shut up like you own the place and the people actually know you :/

[Womti]

I've only done that to the 'other' n00bs. the stupid ones, specifically. as for bashing the vets, I really am sorry. back then, I didnt know what I was doing. :(

[Chojin]

You asked me to ban you and after breaking several other board rules, I did. After that you began to circumvent the bans, which results in a permanent ban. Come back in a year or two - grow up a little.

[Covenant]

maybe we should celebrate pie day, too.

[Lycurgus1985]

I must offer Chojin an apology myself though.
I was basing what he looked like off his Christmas Swap pictures. Comparing his pics in the "Post yer picture here" thread to ones in the Christmas gift swap, the ones in the latter were not very good ones. Well, I withdrawal all statements I have made about Chojin's looks.

You win... for now. :)

[Misdemonar]

Why'd you come back, why?

[Lycurgus1985]

Because I couldn't resist tormenting your pitiful little existence. :fu

[Misdemonar]

The realization of how you suck:


This is where a halirous picture would be of lycu with a gun to his head.

















You shoot blanks

[Lycurgus1985]

Like stroking your ego a bit much Miss Demeaner?
I swear that you stroke it so hard that someone would think you're masterbating. :wank

[Misdemonar]

I am....:)

[Lycurgus1985]

Well, at least you're honest. :P
But my God, too much info man!

[Matt Harty]

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupsh utupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshut upshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupsh utupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshut upshutup

[Pram Maven]

Hey Matt,

Why don't you actually try CONTRIBUTING *something* instead of going, "shut up, you loudy mouth-heads". You don't even follow it up with a threat: "If you don't shut up, I will do something entirely unoriginal while quoting my favorite tool in the whole wide world, who only has a record deal because he makes getting wasted look "cool", the love of money "even cooler", and his record company bribes radio stations with bags of crack/coke/heroin/crackcokerin
You are, at your very momentousy moments, inconsequential, so go drown yourself while trying to get the nappiness out of your dreads/weeds/fiveminuteHotTopic Poseur Pop Locks.

Oh yeah, and don't forget the balloon..

*CLOWN PUNCH*

[xbxDaniel]

Threatening on the internet is pointless, like your existence nose.

[maggiekarp]

You know I think nose actually does have a bloody nose all the time.

Or he's a bloody nose enthusiast.

Fetishist, maybe :(

[Pram Maven]

So is your WTFOMGIKNOWFLASH A/V.

Give it up, you try-hard.

[MetalMilitia]

Mabey he has a brain tumor :)

[Pram Maven]

Well I think that both of you have a fetish for ANNOYINGLY NONSENSICAL SCREENNAMES.

Maggie: From the looks of your nom, it appears that you love the fish cock, and even have a pet name for it.

(go ahead and think about that for a bit.. I'll wait.)

Well I think that both of you have a fetish for ANNOYINGLY NONSENSICAL SCREENNAMES.

Maggie: From the looks of your nom, it appears that you love the fish cock, and even have a pet name for it.

(go ahead and think about that for a bit.. I'll wait.)


OMG! I DO have a brain tumor, and it caused me to post this twice! fuck fuck fuck.

[MetalMilitia]

You name is nose does that mean you smell?
haha, see what I did there? Making fun of screen names is fun :rolleyes

[maggiekarp]

Damn, he finally figured out the secret of my fish-cock loving ways.

(I'm sorry guys, I think it's wrong to make fun of people with brain tumors :( )

[xbxDaniel]

Your scruples are showing.

[Pram Maven]

You name is nose does that mean you smell?
haha, see what I did there? Making fun of screen names is fun :rolleyes

No, Farkwit. It's a play on words. I nose all! I nose your future too! You will become more intimate with your hand, and finally give up on the idea of ever being with a female. And if you are with a female already, then you will find out that she is a man. Then he will dump you. (A laugh track for this is optional, but not neccessary, as it is extremely hilarious without any help to point out the funny).

[xbxDaniel]

I thought you were banned there for a minute.

[Pram Maven]

Banned where? I move around.

PS: good comeback, laddy!

[MetalMilitia]

nd finally give up on the idea of ever being with a female. And if you are with a female already, then you will find out that she is a man. Then he will dump you.

Im pretty sure she's not a man. Unless she is a man who posesses female organs and a female body and a female mind.

I guess you are a big hit with the ladies what with bieng boring, humorless and a 15 year old internet nerd.

[xbxDaniel]

Don't worry nose, eventually the girls will get over your personality flaws and constantly bleeding orifices and give you pity sex. Maybe.

[Pram Maven]

*yawn*
*orgasm*
*yawn*

[xbxDaniel]

Drawing a hand on your mouth doesn't count you know.

[Pram Maven]

Make sense.

Pleaseandthankyou.

[Matt Harty]

Hey Matt,

Why don't you actually try CONTRIBUTING *something* instead of going, "shut up, you loudy mouth-heads". You don't even follow it up with a threat: "If you don't shut up, I will do something entirely unoriginal while quoting my favorite tool in the whole wide world, who only has a record deal because he makes getting wasted look "cool", the love of money "even cooler", and his record company bribes radio stations with bags of crack/coke/heroin/crackcokerin
You are, at your very momentousy moments, inconsequential, so go drown yourself while trying to get the nappiness out of your dreads/weeds/fiveminuteHotTopic Poseur Pop Locks.

Oh yeah, and don't forget the balloon..

*CLOWN PUNCH*



um ok nose

*LAUGHS*

[Pram Maven]

Hey Matt,

Why don't you actually try CONTRIBUTING *something* instead of going, "shut up, you loudy mouth-heads". You don't even follow it up with a threat: "If you don't shut up, I will do something entirely unoriginal while quoting my favorite tool in the whole wide world, who only has a record deal because he makes getting wasted look "cool", the love of money "even cooler", and his record company bribes radio stations with bags of crack/coke/heroin/crackcokerin
You are, at your very momentousy moments, inconsequential, so go drown yourself while trying to get the nappiness out of your dreads/weeds/fiveminuteHotTopic Poseur Pop Locks.

Oh yeah, and don't forget the balloon..

*CLOWN PUNCH*



um ok nose

*LAUGHS*

You funker! Don't even try to laugh like I don't make you talk.

Saying something like you do is like clapping for the Rolling Stones and their flaccid, aging rock performance today, and saying that they're going to be the next big thing in music. OMG, they roxors hot horse cock! *LOLIPOPS FOR ALL*
No, wait.. You probably did clap for the Stone's crappy Super Bowl appearance. And danced like Protoclown after he ingested a whole box of rat poison, thinking it was cat food. Whee

[maggiekarp]

I think you have an unhealthy obsession with animal cocks :(

(Now you're wondering, is there a healthy obsession with animal cocks?)

[Pram Maven]

I think you have an unhealthy obsession with animal cocks :(

(Now you're wondering, is there a healthy obsession with animal cocks?)

I am not sure, but you would probably have the market cornered on that one. So.. Why don't you just ask yourself:

"self, do I have a healthy obsession with horse cocks?"

self: "shut up and eat your horse cock, it's getting cold."

[maggiekarp]

Well, there are worse things that can be done with a horsecock, I suppose.


WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT NOSE OH OH TABLE IS TURN-ED

[Pram Maven]

Well, there are worse things that can be done with a horsecock, I suppose.


Please don't show us!

nose wrote: maggie karp wrote: nose wrote:

...and ad nauseum until we both drop dead, probably.

[Chocolate Boy]

Why do you join and immediately try to pick fights with everyone?

[maggiekarp]

Not enough internet hugs :(

[Pram Maven]

Maggie is right. Well, to a point. I don't have anyone who cares about me, so I've become hardened to emotion, and try to ignore the fact that I am not attracted to people.

I guess I thought that since everyone else seemed bitter on the boards, I should be like them. Stupid, I know, but like Chojin said, I missed the point, and would have continued to do so if Pub hadn't IM'd me and shocked me awake.

I'll try to be more sensitive from now on.

[maggiekarp]

*huggles for everyone!*

[Pram Maven]

You're alright, Maggie. :)

By the way, are those your pets in the avatar?

[maggiekarp]

No, they're crimes against nature, and the snake is a coward.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, NO!!!

Are you talking about animal testing? :(

[maggiekarp]

Actually, it's a reference to an old episode of Colbert Report. I keep the pic though because I'd like people to think of me when they think of heartwarming friendships against society's old standards.

Or maybe I like big, shiny eyes :(

[Pram Maven]

My eyes are shiny, but it's really just the glass of the camera's lens :(

The Colbert Report ROCKS! I would watch it more than twice a day if I didn't work all night. I'm so tired, and my poor body doesn't know when to sleep anymore, so it just conks out when it feels like it, and takes me with it.

By the way, friendships against society's ways are the only thing left when you let money control all aspects of human life. It determines how much food will be on our tables, how long a media-brainwashed person will date another person, and so on. I like the mismatched friendships the best, because they're unexpected, and you wouldn't think they would last, but they somehow do. Like I said in another thread about a week ago, my best friend is a lesbian. It just works. *shrug* She has big shiny eyes, too. Blue.

[Lotida]

I guess I thought that since everyone else seemed bitter on the boards, I should be like them. .

Not everyone on here is bitter! :)

[bigtimecow]

hey guys chojin won i hope you know that

[Pram Maven]

No, he didn't!

It was just a flesh wound.

[Chojin]

Wait, does this mean Nose is Womti too? ;<

[Pram Maven]

No way!!!

[Womti]

there. >:

[Terra]

oh man this is a very bad idea. never admit to anything in the face of the truth. it never sets you free. banville is a black hole of nothingness, take it from me 'cause i died twice around here. oh well.

[Terra]

o shit i posted on a ressurected thread i'm done for now sorry boss i didn't mean it

[Chojin]

We get a lot of autistic kids on these boards, but I'm seriously baffled as to what keeps bringing you back. Or I would be, if this was the sort of thing that kept me up at night.

I'm not going to bother banning you; At least this way I hope you'll keep all your shit under one name. But I will work with your public library to restrict your access to these forums or to possibly terminate your computer privledges entirely.

I can see why your parents didn't want you around. Can I have their number? I want tips on how to remove you from a professional.

[Womti]

you think you're funny, but you arent.

[sadie]

you're wrong.

[Womti]

you think you're funny, but you arent.

[sadie]

nobody thinks i'm funny, not even me. >:

[Guitar Woman]

That's because you're a mean, venomous bitch. :(

[sadie]

wow. you know me better than i thought.

[Womti]

That's because you're a mean, venomous bitch. :(

this must have some benefits, at least. but really- that sucks.

[Chojin]

And yes, Chojin, I still hate you.
I WILL PERMIT NO MAN TO NARROW AND DEGRADE MY SOUL BY MAKING ME HATE HIM.

Oh man, you're homeless and a liar.

[Womti]

it is supposed to be sarcastic.

[Chojin]

A homeless liar without the ingredients for a joke.

[Womti]

I think you are just becoming more and more cocky in your old age.

[Chojin]

So really, why do you keep coming back when you have no friends and you keep getting banned? I really would like to know.

[Chojin]

EVIL EMPIRE BANNED 52 TIMES FUCKTARDS

[Chojin]

Did you know that if you're a state trooper you can shoot any animal that's been hit by a car?

[Sam]

Even an endangered species?

[Chojin]

I'd think so.

[Womti]

the reason I keep coing back is because I enjoy this site. is that not why most people come here? I hope to at least gain some sort of exercise in some cold, dark area of my mind, for there is nothing else to do with my time. trust me chojin, being homeless in worcester isnt fun. or easy. you can continue to make your jokes, and you will all continue to laugh, and I will get a job sooner or later (AS SOON AS I GET A STATE ID) and times will pass on. until then, I hope you are enjoying yourself, because I am not going anywhere.

[Chojin]

I hope to at least gain some sort of exercise in some cold, dark area of my mind, for there is nothing else to do with my time
CRAAAAAWLIIIIIING IIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIN

I thought you had an apartment. How did you manage to fuck that up? Did you keep trying to have conversations with your roommate and don various outfits for the return trip after he asked you to leave the room?

You still access from a public library, right?

[Womti]

let's take a break-
what do you think of my new avatar?

[Moobs]

I already have bobobo, now mine needs changing

>:

[Womti]

I already have bobobo, now mine needs changing

>:

I WASNT TALKING TO YOU GOD DAMN IT MOOBS >:

[Chojin]

I think it's appropriately stupid.

[Womti]

and you gave me a title! this is like christmas on easter! gee!

[Chojin]

It is neither Christmas nor Easter.

how do u rspnd

[Chojin]

excuse me i require a rspnse

[Chojin]

SHIELDS APPEAR TO BE HOLDING

[Chojin]

DICKHEADEDNESS WITHIN ACCEPTABLE LIMITS

[Terra]

"...the library is closing now. Please gather up your material you wish to check out and proceed to one of the check out desks. I repeat..."

[wastr]

excuse me i require a rspnse


"dont waste your time one me,
you're already

a voice inside my head....
I miss you, I miss you..
I miss you, I miss you.-
Blink 182 (stupid band I know, but its really the THOUGHT that counts, isnt it?)



and if there is anyway of posting under a banned account, my dear chojin, then I am all ears.

yours til the library closes,
womti

[wastr]

I can hear the responses now:

CHOJIN: like omg someone tell bape to step up his banning
CHOJIN: lololol guys am i right :<

[Fathom Zero]

Asphinctersezwa?

[wastr]

but really, Mr. Chojin, I am no longer interested in this pitiful excuse for a forum you people have here. your threads are funny, you are all very smart, interesting people, but I do not understand why you are all so mean. if you really want to keep out all of the "stupid newbs", then start charging money. and admins shouldnt be permitted to ban people over personal preference. with that said, I leave I-mockery.net forums.














































































































FOR GOOD. (and for the greater hope of society)

[wastr]

sm0k3 fr3e o1 di3 :lol2

[wastr]

CHOJIN: granted, but you are hated by library staff for smelling bad. and then someone comes along and steals your change cup. later on, you find out, that, in fact, there will be no more free food. what a day!

[wastr]

and then, chojin came home.

[wastr]

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek
:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Oh my God, wastr is a waste of space.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See! A Pun!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Chojin]

but really, Mr. Chojin, I am no longer interested in this pitiful excuse for a forum you people have here.
i can tell
your threads are funny, you are all very smart, interesting people, but I do not understand why you are all so mean.
i-mockery. mockery. mockery minus i.
if you really want to keep out all of the "stupid newbs", then start charging money.
no
and admins shouldnt be permitted to ban people over personal preference.
they don't
with that said, I leave I-mockery.net forums.
it's a shame you can't afford a good therapist, what with being homeless and not having anyone love you.

[wastr]

I'M GONNA LOSE IT ON YOU!!!

[Chojin]

don't get me wrong, i don't want you to stay

also we have a rather fetching set of rules & guidelines you may want to look at at some point if you're honestly still confused about it

[wastr]

YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF THE SQUEEZE MOTHERFUCKER?

[Chojin]

did you not receive an email explaining why

Well right now the official reasons are that you keep circumventing bans, you ruin threads, and you reply to everything. But really, if you need a reason by this point you're... pretty much exactly as brain damaged as I had you figured.

[Chojin]

so, ok. i'm going to go to sleep now so i can wake up for my job.

i might eat while i'm there.

then i'll probably come home.


Looks like you'll be 0 for 3.

I expect to see you gone forever by tomorrow and immortalized in the dozens of daily posts you'll continue to make in your memory.

[wastr]

did you not receive an email explaining why

I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT E-MAIL UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU INTO A POPSICLE

[wastr]

don't get me wrong, i don't want you to stay

if you saw a picture of me, you'd probably want me to stay. or maybe you wouldnt, seeing as you hate me anyhow.

[Chojin]

you know, they say if you get a myspace account and then commit suicide, you become famous.

[Chojin]

and you can stop with the pms any time now

[wastr]

http://brawl-hall.com/forums/

[Terra]

Begone wastr!! Before I turn my sex ray upon you!!

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5531/terra8cx.jpg

[Chojin]

PMs

SUBJ: Batshit nuts

yep >:
you seriously need help if you are taking any of this site to heart.

but you also seriously do need to keep your word and never come back.
I'm not taking it to heart.
you are just an annoying fuck.
i'm sorry, i'll stop making new accounts and dropping by your forum every week or so
its just that you always BAN me.
you never said it was just ips, how the hell am I supposed to know that?? just delete all my new accounts if it is that bad. and it isnt YOUR forum.
i always ban you because you ruin discussion for other members and break board rules. i'm sorry for not making an exception for the retarded.

i'm gonna go ahead and revoke your pm privledges, ok?
i found out that i could do that about a month ago, along with avatar privledges :themoreyouknow

[wastr]

THIS IS ME NOT BEING HERE

[Staxeon]

Way to hide in the bush with a flare gun man.

[wastr]

I know really
oh and chojin the score is 2 to 3 now.
good night.

[Terra]

Meh. Sounds like the Library is closing now. Dale. It's just a Mock forum. You have got to lighten up, dude.

[Chojin]

I assume wastr is talking about boys we have kissed

[Seven Force]

I got both you bitches beat. ;<

[wastr]

I assume wastr is talking about boys we have kissed

oh and speaking of which chojin, I realised the other day our names sound oddly alke: Eric, Derek. I dont know what you make of that, but I just thought I would point it out anyway. now you can make snide remarks about our names too!

[MetalMilitia]

wait, eric, derek :eek

unban him chojin, QUICK!!!

[wastr]

AND HERE I WAS THINKING YOU WERE REALLY MY FRIEND THIS WHOLE TIME METAL >:

[Moobs]

:lol

[Chojin]

So are you gonna post a picture or are you gonna be all coy. And gay. And homeless.

[wastr]

tell you what
if I post MY address
would you mail me a disposable digital camera
because I really dont have one
either way here it is:
Derek Frohock
701 main street
worcester MA
01610

you would have to include my name or else it wouldnt reach me. but only if you fell like it.

[Lotida]

Worcester People In Peril (PIP)
701 Main Street
Worcester, MA 01610
Telephone: 508-757-0103

Meals Served:

Breakfast - 7 days a week at 7:30 AM.
Lunch - 7 days a week at 11:30 AM.
Supper - 7 days a week at 5:30 PM.
Snack - Saturday and Sunday at 1:30 PM.

[Esuohlim]

womti I'm going to send you some food stamps

[Terra]

I figured you to be a food stamp fucktard milhouse. But you and I can keep it from your girlfriend and Lotida.

:winkwinknudgenudge

[Esuohlim]

You know it's not that hard to mock people and make sense at the same time.

[wastr]

.....................

[Terra]

You know it's not that hard to mock people and make sense at the same time.

No girlfriend again? Your always so grumpy when she's gone.

[wastr]

womti I'm going to send you some food stamps

good milhouse

[Chojin]

MILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
MILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
MILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
MILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
MILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIENDMILHOUSE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

[Marc Summers]

His teacher told me that he's assigned to cootie patrol this week.

[Supafly345]

You must be the "radical thinker" of your LAN club.

[wastr]

chojin, you're damned if you think I'll keep that avatar >:

[Chojin]

what avatar

[wastr]

you know damn well what I'm talking about smartass

[wastr]

nevermind

[Womti]

FINALLY BACK >:

[Misdemonar]

:rolleyes

[Chojin]

home sweet home am i right

[GADZOOKS]

Excellent! :)

[Womti]

i really do appreciate the thought that went into making this lovely avatar for me. when I have the funds to buy myself a house, electricity, a computer, broadband internet, a printer, ink, and paper, I shall print it out and hang it on my wall. After i buy some push-pins.

[Moobs]

What's stopping you from leaving now?

[Womti]

Wounded pride.

[Emu]

Sam pulled away reluctantly, his face flushed and his eyes glittering as they never had before. The two of them kept on along the path down, moving as quickly as they could manage over the difficult rocks. Then Sam dropped to his knees once more, heaving violently. The blood that came up was mottled with black.

"Too many stings and stabs in me for it to be any use, then." Regret filled Frodo's voice. "I'm sorry, Sam."

"No point in sorries now. It doesn't matter," Sam gasped, trying to stand but sitting down again quickly. "At least we did it in the end."

"Yes. And if it hadn't been for Gollum, I wouldn't have found the strength to do it."

"Shame we'll never hear the ballads written for us," Sam put in ruefully. "I'm sure Rosie will sing them to her babies in their cradles."

Exhaustion overwhelmed them, then, as they sat together in the ash and dust, hands clasped together, and they slept. That's how the eagles found them.

When they woke, laughing and crying were all mixed and confused and tangled up together. In Sam's own words, it seemed that everything sad was coming untrue. A great many healers examined the two of them, and put salves on wounds and gave them tonics to drink. The infections would pass in time, though it would not be an easy road to recovery, and they would perhaps never heal entirely. Still, the years would cure them well enough, if they could stand a little coddling until then.

Sam would not be able to touch silver, or some things of Elvish make, until he shook off his illness, and would have to use an umbrella against the strong sun of midday. Frodo, too, was instructed to avoid harsh light. Those who needed to know of the situation were told, and did their best to keep the secret from everyone else. Whenever it was queried why Sam ate no food, only drinking a strange ruby-hued liquid from a wooden cup, somebody would be quick to explain it was a special healing draught, mixed with a sour cherry wine.

"It seems a shame," said Frodo as they settled down to sleep, their bones worn out from rest and laughter. "That health will return to both of us over the same time. By the time my sour cherry wine is palatable, you'll have lost the taste for it."

"I doubt a little sip now and then would do much harm," Sam chuckled.

"Might do us good, even."

"Wouldn't be right not to try."

The matter decided, Frodo reached out to pull Sam close; but rather than aim for the neck, as Frodo had expected, Sam pressed a kiss to Frodo's mouth and nipped at the skin just inside his cheek.

"Never known a sour wine that tasted so sweet," Sam muttered, the last word cut off in an 'oof' as Frodo pushed Sam down against the pillows, flicking his tongue against Sam's sharpened incisors teasingly. When Sam shifted down towards Frodo's throat he recieved a low hum of approval, the skin buzzing against his teeth as he bit down.

"Oh," Frodo managed to say, but that was all, his body and heartbeat speaking all the words his tongue had forgotten. It seemed a very long time before Sam was done with his 'little sip'. Then they kissed, and kissed again, and once more for good measure, and lay back.

"Do you think Rosie will have us, when we get back?" Sam pondered.

"Of course," Frodo assured him. "We're heroes, remember? And - if we continue on as we've been doing - by the time we return to the Shire, our lips will be awfully red indeed."

[MLE]

link prz

[Emu]

http://muse.inkstigmata.net/sourcherrywine.html :wank

[Emu]

I think I've successfully ruined this thread. >:

[executioneer]

not just this thread either, that gross fanfic ruins the whole damn internet :(

[Pink]

CRAAAAAWLIIIIIING IIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIN
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/43799
indeed :)

[Womti]

It is neither Christmas nor Easter.

how do u rspnd


oh man this is so last year

[Fathom Zero]

Oh my God, you're Womti!

:eek

[Womti]

no you idiot, I'm orville reedenbacher

[GADZOOKS]

For once you being an idiot paid off because I enjoyed this thread and it should really be in Thread Backups.

Someone make it happen!

[Seven Force]

Oh what the fuck! >: