song contest

[Jixby Phillips]

rubin studard is a fat peice of shit, so lets all just make up our own songs instad

whos song is the best??

[Jixby Phillips]

http://68.189.60.214:8000/listen.pls

hey does this link work for anybody

[Seven Force]

Not for me. :/

[nothing4buddha]

nope

[Pram Maven]

Haha, your link didn't work.

[Jixby Phillips]

well faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauk you

[CosmoToad]

stupid link wont load....takes forever.

[MetalMilitia]

Its a trap!!!!

[Pram Maven]

well faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauk you

Did you type every "a" seperately, or did you just hold the button in?

My link didn't work

But he should have. The truth can be awesome if you'd only embrace it!

Hmmm...Based on that fact, I'm guessing you just held the button in.
Does that work when you're composing music too? I thought I would ask you, because you're the only one who would know. [/you=lazy]

*ROOFIES*

Ah well, at least I was spared the lull of whatever crap you've got for a software drum machine. I would accuse you of owning actual music recording equipment, but I fear that is too advanced for you. I wish the link worked, though. For all I know, you've figured out a way to rhyme something with "orange". You genius, you.

[Emu]

You just spent ten minutes making yourself look like a complete retard.

[Pram Maven]

Well, at least I don't have 5661 posts. :love

[Emu]

Exactly.

[Pram Maven]

So you've had plenty of time to stack up the retardation. :idea:

And besides, it was two minutes. I type fast.

You just spent ten minutes reading it :)

[Emu]

No, because I didn't read it.

[Pram Maven]

Well that makes you more retarded than I thought. Making snap judgements about things you don't know the content of. You might as well have tried to do a book report on a story you've never read. I bet this shallow interest of yours in all things "all things" has made you a huge hit with whatever sex to which you are attracted.

[Chojin]

i think he just called you gay man are you gonna take that

[Pram Maven]

i think he just called you gay man are you gonna take that

Not in so many words. I actually didn't imply that he wasn't attracted to space aliens or dependent upon them for the means by which to reproduce. I was simply saying that he thinks he can say what's what about something without knowing what that "what" even is. Not a good character trait. Not even a good trait in life.

[Chojin]

i think he just called you gay man are you gonna take that

Not in so many words. I actually didn't imply that he wasn't attracted to space aliens or dependant upon them for the means by which to reproduce. I was simply saying that he thinks he can say what's what about something without knowing what that "what" even is. Not a good character trait. Not even a good trait in life.
ok

[Emu]

dude i am completely comfortable with my sexuality. my life partner pat and i are going to come over and rape you

[Pram Maven]

ok

All that work and it gets a response with a single word in it. It's how you shut people down, though... When you're not twisting the meaning of their words in photoshop.

For example:

It's how you shut people down, though



https://devar.washington.edu/departments/im/helpdesk/manuals/workstation/Images/shutdown.jpg

I'm sorry if I misundertood your reply, though. Feel free to take me to the cleaners.

By the way, I'm sorry you can't marry your life partner, Emu. That must suck. I wasn't making fun of your sexuality though. My best friend in the world is a lesbian. I am an asexual with a fetish. I would have no room to talk.

[GADZOOKS]

Nice Baby Face you got there nose.

[Pram Maven]

Thanks, GadzJixby (Philips optional)

I tried to have some fun with your avatar, but after all the work it took to animate a torrent of tears gushing from Bill's grainy windmilling figure over the fact that your music link doesn't work, I failed to realize that Quicktime does not feature an "output to GIF" option.

So, I decided on some text instead:



The connection has timed out

The server is taking too long to respond. Kind of like everyone else in this thread.

* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments. If that doesn't work, take a break and go eat a pizza or something.

* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
connection. Failing that, the random vacuum cleaner porn popups should still work.

* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
that Firefox is permitted to work, and not just thinking it's better than Internet Explorer.

* Stop using anime fan sites to host your music.




As far as my "baby face" goes, I keep it smooth with a little piece of sandpaper and some hard water.
I mean, it really works!

This is the handsome flesh around me:
http://x2.putfile.com/1/3017111033.jpg
I'm a NOSE, what did you expect?

[Misdemonar]

That's how I shave my ass hairs! :)

[Pram Maven]

That's how I shave my ass hairs! :)

Those aren't ass hairs, those are your pubes trying to grow away from your crotch.

[Misdemonar]

Nahh, it's a jungle down there.

[Pram Maven]

Nahh, it's a jungle down there.

YOU ALLOW TROPICAL ANIMALS NEAR YOUR CROTCH?

[Misdemonar]

No!















Just gay monkeys.

[Pram Maven]

No!

Just gay monkeys.

Don't be so harsh on Emu!

[Misdemonar]

That's not funny :(

[Pram Maven]

You're right.

Sorry, man.

...

Sorry, Emu.

[Jixby Phillips]

Did you type every "a" seperately, or did you just hold the button in?

you are a pretentious internet nerd who asserts his internet supperiortiy by pointing out somebody's ignorance to the rules of netiquette. Unfortunately, I know netiquette and I am aware of the rules that I am breaking. I'm just typing in a way that I think is more natural and interesting and being slightly ironic. And you are pointing out something as trivial as tying "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"? Jesus christ.

My link didn't work

But he should have. The truth can be awesome if you'd only embrace it!

Nice, you know how to modify the "Author wrote" thing for your internet zingers. Yeah, my link didn't work? For something I knew might not work and was testing? So I guess I should be embarassed? For trying something?

Hmmm...Based on that fact, I'm guessing you just held the button in.

Because typing each "a" individually reallly shows intelligence.

Does that work when you're composing music too? I thought I would ask you, because you're the only one who would know. [/you=lazy]

I did not compose any songs. This topic was a joke. That you didn't get. Because you aren't smart enough. [/you=internet faggot who uses BBCode jokes to illustrate your point but really it just shows off what a cliched peice of shit you are]

*ROOFIES*

Ah well, at least I was spared the lull of whatever crap you've got for a software drum machine. I would accuse you of owning actual music recording equipment, but I fear that is too advanced for you. I wish the link worked, though. For all I know, you've figured out a way to rhyme something with "orange". You genius, you.

THIS TOPIC WAS A JOKE YOU DUMB FUCKING ANIMAL

"based on the ironic statement that I didn't understand, I'm guessing you aren't smart enough to own a lot of drum machine software"

Well, at least I don't have 5661 posts. :love

Well, at least I don't actually respond to stuff people say, rather I make assumptions about them based on post-count, the way they type, etc

So you've had plenty of time to stack up the retardation. :idea:

And besides, it was two minutes. I type fast.

You just spent ten minutes reading it

Oh! I bet you're going to make fun of me for spending so much time on THIS post, huh? And not adress any of the stuff I say, huh? Great!

Well that makes you more retarded than I thought. Making snap judgements about things you don't know the content of.

HAHAHAH okay see, I should tell you that I'm actually writing this post as I'm reading the thread, and what a treat this was.

You might as well have tried to do a book report on a story you've never read. I bet this shallow interest of yours in all things "all things" has made you a huge hit with whatever sex to which you are attracted.

What? is he talking about Emu's profile now? I'd click Emu's profile and read it, but I'd rather nose call me lazy for not doing so, so I won't.

i think he just called you gay man are you gonna take that

Not in so many words. I actually didn't imply that he wasn't attracted to space aliens or dependent upon them for the means by which to reproduce. I was simply saying that he thinks he can say what's what about something without knowing what that "what" even is. Not a good character trait. Not even a good trait in life.

yeah

All that work and it gets a response with a single word in it.

You'll be happy with this post then! (I don't understand the rest of this post so I'm gonna skip to this part)

By the way, I'm sorry you can't marry your life partner, Emu. That must suck. I wasn't making fun of your sexuality though. My best friend in the world is a lesbian. I am an asexual with a fetish. I would have no room to talk.

Pat can be a boy's name or a girl's name you obnoxious douchebag.

Thanks, GadzJixby (Philips optional)

we're two different people with two different avatars, Mr. non-reader

I tried to have some fun with your avatar, but after all the work it took to animate a torrent of tears gushing from Bill's grainy windmilling figure over the fact that your music link doesn't work, I failed to realize that Quicktime does not feature an "output to GIF" option.

Oh sweet fucking christ, how nerdy and childish are you? Are you really still harping on the fact that my link didn't work?? Are you like some giant muscely nerd who beats up the jocks and popular kids at your high school for not knowing that the meaning of life is 42? Are you just grasping at the straws trying to come up with something to assert how clever you are on the internet. And if you really think we're gonna be that easily impressed then you shouldn't fucking be here.

Go die.

[Pram Maven]

oops, the double post monster got me :(

[Pram Maven]

Yes.

But I was just screwing around. You guys all pick on eachother, and this is I-mockery, so I was only I-mocking you.

I did try to help you with your podcast, though.

:(

*goes, dying*

[MetalMilitia]

nose you are pathetic.

[Pram Maven]

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but a cat in sunglasses and a rain slicker can only mock me.

[Jixby Phillips]

I dislike internet pretentiousness.

But, thanks for the help.

Just cool it. Don't assume the worst in people. Try to account for possible irony or jokes before you make fun of somebody. Be yourself. Eat your greens. Every day, and I mean EVERY DAY, get yourself a gift. Okay young man?

[MLE]

nose/prog shooter: shut the fuck up. i'm having a TERRIBLE day, so i thought to myself "hey, let's go read i-mockery". all i see is you sucking. stop responding to every little fucking thing and stop being a douche. based on the theory "if someone ruins every thread they click on (Covenant)", then you should have been banned long ago.

[liquidstatik]

hey nose whats up

[Matt Harty]

LIQUIDSTATIK

[Sam]

MATT HARTY

[Pram Maven]

Hi, Liquidtastic.

(I said several hours later, so as not to upset the board's period blood flow)

Hey MLE, you seriously need to change your tampon. I don't care what you think, and I hope your cat gets mad cow disease and scatches your stupid eyes out. That thing already looks like it doesn't like you, so I don't think this would be much of a stretch.

[Misdemonar]

Hey nose!...............Do you have suck disease? it's commonly found in pepole with shitty usernames.

[Pram Maven]

If I do, I must have gotten it from you.
I used to OWN the boards at flow247.com and futureleadersoftheworld.com's forums before that.
I was a funny futhermucker. I don't know what happened :(
By the way, my userID is a pun... Much like yours. Don't be a hypocrite, kay?

[Matt Harty]

Misdemonar if there's a hilarious picture in relation to the username then it's a-ok!!!

[Matt Harty]

I was a funny futhermucker. I don't know what happened

All of the other eleven year olds got banned.

[Pram Maven]

HAHA!
It was unmoderated.
WHHHHAT? YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!! OK!!!

[Misdemonar]

..Or they left.....:(

[Pram Maven]

No, I actually kept the board (and the bored and boring) alive!

Kind of like I would do for you! First, let's get some color in your cheeks.. *pulls out a kit of Pretty Pretty Princess makeup*

The contours of your decaying (albeit rather plastic-looking) flesh are very important for the blend**

*dabs some on* Damn, it's not working.

I just don't have a shade that matches the color of mung.

SPEAKING OF WHICH..

*looks around for a board to jump on you with, and a straw*

**= I will do Matt's makeup next.

[Matt Harty]

************ACTTTTTTTTTION*************

****ACTIIIIIOOON*********


************************************FLYING********


*******ACTIONSSSSSSSSS**********

[Pram Maven]

Dude! You need to get an avatar that doesn't look like Stevie Wonder went to the Hood, bought a house, and somehow fucked up his teeth along the way to the point that they could only look pretty with FUNNY LOOKING ROCKS STUCK TO THEM.

[sadie]

dude! take a valium or something!

[Pram Maven]

You first.

It is apparent that my antics are upsetting youmore than they should be.

Oh yeah, and take some birth control, too, this world doesn't need any more kids with your genes in them.

[Matt Harty]

making fun of avatars isn't really going to make anyone upset

[sadie]

nose knows nada.

[Pram Maven]

This may be true for now.. But just you wait till I do! Then I'll have some MATERIAL to work with!

[Sam]

Christ, you are fucking endless. :(

[Pram Maven]

That's nice,

Now "insult" me.

[Sam]

You're making yourself look like an ass. :/

You're not upsetting anyone, and you're not getting under anyone's skin.

You're just being an ass.

And it's not good.

[Pram Maven]

Ok, jerk face. Why don't you show me how it's done ?

[Seven Force]

Why don't you just stop acting stupid, go out, and get a fuckin' life?

I don't know who you're trying to impress here. That's got to be why. I don't know why else you're here. Nobody likes you, nobody is upset by you, nobody thinks you're funny.

How old are you anyway?

[Pram Maven]

Speak for yourself, you fucking apple head.
I'm 28.
How old are you?

Oh, and PSSSSST... We're in MOCK WARS...

Dip shot.

[Seven Force]

28? That's pretty fucking pathetic. :lol

[Pram Maven]

So is your post count. Blow me.

HAHA! Joke! See, because, I'm a NOSE.

[Sam]

F99Cloud = SevenForce
Switch Dingo = Sam

*SEVENFORCE POSTS IN THIS THREAD AND SHOWS ME AND I YELL AT HIM*

[17:56] F99Cloud: OH SHIT :(
[17:56] Switch Dingo: I WAS GETTING THROUGH TO HIM
[17:56] Switch Dingo: IT WAS LIKE HELLEN KELLER
[17:56] Switch Dingo: I WAS ANNE SULIVAN
[17:57] Switch Dingo: WATER HELLEN
[17:57] F99Cloud: He's not on, maybe I can change it?
[17:57] Switch Dingo: WATER
[17:57] Switch Dingo: he'll pop on any second
[17:57] F99Cloud: hahahaha
[17:57] F99Cloud: WA...WATER!
[17:57] Switch Dingo: he'll be offline then someone will post and he'll log on
[17:57] Switch Dingo: he's got the little "Tell me When a Reply is Posted" thing
[17:58] F99Cloud: Shit.
[17:58] F99Cloud: You're right.
[17:58] Switch Dingo: SEE NOW HE IS ON
[17:58] Switch Dingo: HA
[17:58] Switch Dingo: OMFG I'M LIKE THE CROCIDLE HUNTER OF THE INTERNET
[17:58] F99Cloud: I wonder what scathing reply he has in store for me... :<
[17:58] Switch Dingo: something like "YEAH YOU FIRST"
[17:58] F99Cloud: :/
[17:58] Switch Dingo: and he'll say something about your apple avatar
[17:59] F99Cloud: OH NOES
[17:59] Switch Dingo: JUST WATCH
*nose makes his "OMFG YOU FIRST APPLE HEAD LOLLERZ" post*
[17:59] Switch Dingo: HA
[17:59] Switch Dingo: FUCKING LOOK
[17:59] Switch Dingo: HA
[17:59] Switch Dingo: OMFG I'M A GENIUS
[17:59] Switch Dingo: I CAN READ THESE FUCKERS LIKE A BOOK

[Seven Force]

Yes, but how do you really feel?

[Pram Maven]

I really feel like telling you that your avatar has precious little to do with your name. Are you really that random?
Oh, and I bet that IM log took place AFTER I posted.

Ya dumb shoes.

[Sam]

Yeah I fucking made up and posted a fake AIM chat log and put little times in it and everything to make it seem real, ALL IN 2 MINUTES. YOU'VE CAUGHT ME NOSE YOUR POWERS OF DEDUCTION ARE AS SHARP AS THE BLADE I WILL NOW USE TO COMMIT HARI-KARI. :tear

[Pram Maven]

Are you talking about this guy?http://horizon.westmont.edu/archives/is18/sports/sports01pic.jpg
And he's dead, so good luck with that whole committing him thing.

And oh, hey, the photographer caught him, mid-sneeze!

[MetalMilitia]

I really feel like telling you that your avatar has precious little to do with your name.

Oh man he's got you there. I bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you sevenforce.

[Matt Harty]

shut up cool cat! go start a fight with some alleycats!

[GADZOOKS]

I honestly doubt Matt Harty is a black guy, sorry to tell you that.

[Matt Harty]

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK