YAY! KIKI HAS A politics BLOG!!

[mburbank]

"Der Kulturkampf"

"Nationalist blogging for a free market, for a cultural identity, for international human rights, and for God; the cultural struggle brought to the 21st century."

Now THERE's a mission statement!

Hey, I gots a question for you Mr. Verville!

If your Blog is a nationalist Blog, and your nation of origin is the U.S.of A, how come the name of your blog is GERMAN?!? Kould there be a sekret message Kontained in your Knom de Kguerre?

Maybe your Blog is a National Socialist blog!!

[Geggy]

Oops! pressed the "reply" button instead of "new topic"...

[Emu]

Wait, I'm confused. Is The Klap Korean or is he just stationed there?

[mburbank]

I know, it's Konfusing! Kiki says that while he is stationed in Korea, he is an AmeriKan white man! He just talks like the instructions for some Korean made meKaniKal device!! And the title of his blog is GERMAN! I think he is a Kloset KnaziK!

[Kulturkampf]

I used the titleebcause it is a unique word that is descriptive of the time we live in -- a cultural struggle. I explained it earlier.

I am not a Nazi.

And I am an American stationed in Korea, and I do love Korea.

[Kulturkampf]

Side note:

I am away from my home for two weeks, and thus I am incapabl eof updating my blog due to some odd restrictions that a PC방 (internet cafe) currently has, but I am going to go searching around and find a PC방 that will let me update it.

The blog very well could be without updates for a whole two weeks if this persists, but I promise that I will not faulter in the future and it will be a successful, archived, and luxuriously categorized case against your beliefs.

I love it and I get a mental orgasm when I think about it.

It is going to be terrific.

[mburbank]

Well, after you've had your mental orgasm in the internet kafe (and can I just say yuck) you can ponder why only a German word explains your American feelings. Personally, I think you're a nazi and a coward because you don't want people to know you're a Nazi. Can you at least admit you're a White Supremacist and a self hating Homo?

[Kulturkampf]

Well, after you've had your mental orgasm in the internet kafe (and can I just say yuck) you can ponder why only a German word explains your American feelings. Personally, I think you're a nazi and a coward because you don't want people to know you're a Nazi. Can you at least admit you're a White Supremacist and a self hating Homo?

I do not admit what isn't true.

I am a fanatic for Korea! Such a great country and a great people, and I love them all; I am in no way associated with those movements!

Furthermore, I love women and never have the desire to do sex with men!

Could you just admit that you fabricate bizarre ideas in your mind and try to apply them to a debate?

Come to Korea and you can have a covnersation with me in person if yuo do not beleive I am a person!

Also, I have calling cards -- I will call yuour house and say hi for a few minutes if uwant,

ANY ONE OF YOU!

I promise -- I will call and you can speak to Kulturkampf the pinkest flamingo!

[glowbelly]

can you make my dentist appointment for me? it HAS to be a friday. thanks.

[mburbank]

You know I'm starting to think you have some secret meaning to this whole pink flamingo thing that you know but we don't because it's your secret. I think that's pretty rude.

Do you like Korean men? Or just the ladies? Would you favor wide scale immigration of Koreans to Amerika? What if within their Kommunities the didn't speak English?

I think you're just really afraid you like boys.

[Chojin]

No, he hates them, because none of them can kiss right.

[Kulturkampf]

You know I'm starting to think you have some secret meaning to this whole pink flamingo thing that you know but we don't because it's your secret. I think that's pretty rude.

Do you like Korean men? Or just the ladies? Would you favor wide scale immigration of Koreans to Amerika? What if within their Kommunities the didn't speak English?

I think you're just really afraid you like boys.

I will stay in America, and they can stay in Korea; Korea has many laws in place that require us to have special teaching Visas that must be renewed annually so as to keep the rabble from staying too long. I could only stay here indefinitely if I married a Korean. However, I would not be a citizen so I would not be allowed to own real estate.

Some countries care for the domestic population and try to accomodate foreigners, as opposed to sell away the birth-rates of the people.

I am not a gay.

[Chojin]

But can you marry a korean dude? That's the big question, isn't it?

I hope he's a good kisser.

[Kulturkampf]

But can you marry a korean dude? That's the big question, isn't it?

I hope he's a good kisser.

Korea, unlike some other nations, respects the sanctity of marriage.

So no, I could not marry a Korean guy.

[Emu]

Our poor nation. What with its quickie marriages, abhorrantly high divorce rates, single mothers and fatherless children. Personally, I think gays fucking is the LEAST of our problems.

[Kulturkampf]

All of this goes back to a cultural struggle.

Kulturkampf.

There was a time when the American people had higher regard for values and morals.

This brings us back to the topic of the post:

Kiki has a blog.

And it is:

D E R K U L T U R K A M P F (http://www.der-kulturkampf.com)

[Emu]

But you didn't answer my question. How the fuck can you say something like that and call me a fucking fascist?

http://politicalcompass.org/ Just because I'm a sucker for pain, please go here and take this test for me, then get a screenshot of your results. I am desperately curious to see.

[Chojin]

You didn't ask me, but!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/pocomp.jpg

Apparently the Dalai Lama and I would get along :< I saw him once ;<

[Emu]

There was a better test that had the grid dissected into different parts. Depending on where you landed, you could be in socialist/liberal/libertarian/moderate/conservative/fascist/racist. I wish I could find it.

For the sake of interest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/pcompass.jpg

Edit: Nevermind, I found it. http://www.okcupid.com/politics

[ziggytrix]

Economic Left/Right: -6.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.82

as for the okcupid test... i sense a bias "32. Books with potentially deadly knowledge (like instructions for making awesome bombs) should be regulated."

and it called me a democrat that touches the centrist bubble, when i thought i was a centrist that voted democrat out of lack of options. :(

[Emu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/pcompass2.jpg

Yeah, see. Take this one, Kultur.

[Chojin]

WHY IS ANARCHO-CAPITALIST NOT ON THIS THING!!!

You are a Social Liberal (75% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal (30% permissive)
You are best described as a: Democrat

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/pocomp2.jpg

hoo-ray for pidgeon-holing ourselves.

[Emu]

I think this test pidgeonholes me with a greater effectiveness than any other. <3

[KevinTheOmnivore]

"It should be legal for two consenting adults to challenge each other to a duel and fight a Death Match."

:lol

[Emu]

I thinkt hat's one of those questions to throw off the skimmers.

[Chojin]

I strongly agreed :<

[ItalianStereotype]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2946/politicalchart2hi.jpg

conservative +1

[Chojin]

BOOOO HISSSSSS

[Big Papa Goat]

I like how Democrats and Republicans border on Totalitarianism more than Socialists

[Emu]

I wonder if it's even possible to land in the very center.

[Kulturkampf]

I don't need a test to tell me my political beliefs.

[Emu]

You landed on fascist, didn't you?

[Kulturkampf]

I do not know, I did not take it.

[glowbelly]

liar liar pants on fire!

[mburbank]

"Some countries care for the domestic population and try to accomodate foreigners, as opposed to sell away the birth-rates of the people."

Okay, A.) Like I even need to say it, YOU WRITE LIKE CRAP! The only reason it has any meaning at all is in the context of the bulk of your posting. Taken as a sentence, it means nothing. Also, learn to use gerunds.

B.) Seeing as I know what you mean in the context of the bulk of your posting, I'll point out it's still stupid. Korea HAS a domestic population that dates back thousands of years. America, only somewhat more than 200 years old, and whose current demographics are the result of near genocide, does not. We are a country of immigrants. Even if your 'doemstic population' argument held any water at all, which it does not since it is a thin screen for racism, Amerika would be in klnow position to apply it. You will, perforce, haul out your racist argument of cultural superiority, but anyone can win an argument through definition of terms. Your 'keep the blacks in the black box' and 'yellows in the yellow box' and your 'Europeans in whatever box they've conquered' argument is distasteful, pointless and counterproductive, as I once again assure you, the white Kamp wouldn't want you as anything more than buffer zone dispensable cannon fodder.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I still can't believe that this guy's first language is English....how old is he? 9?

[MLE]

You are a Social Liberal
(66% permissive)

and an... Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

You are best described as a: Democrat
loc: (62, -44)

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/stance.jpg

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/QUIZESHOORAY2.JPG

HOP SKIP AND A TRUCK FULL OF EXPLOSIVES AWAY FROM THE UNIBOMBER!

[Emu]

I don't need a test to tell me my political beliefs.

You misunderstand. I didn't want you to take the test to tell YOU your political beliefs, i wanted you to take it to tell ME.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I seem to be a big fan of non-violence....go figure

[mburbank]

He's bored of us. He wrote a whole big post on his Blog about Osama Bin laden the person, 'cause he's reading a biography.

I'm worried about him. He's so maleable he's likely to have joined Al Quaeda by now.

[sadie]

i think i ended up on robert redford's left eye, which is kinda cool 'cause i just watched "all the president's men" yesterday.

[Covenant]

and then you went to the ghetto.

[sadie]

does anyone have a fly swatter handy?

[Covenant]

no, but i have a sadie killer 500 :lol

[mburbank]

Covenant, people who have nothing at all to say need to stay in General blabber. I don't even mind if you're an idiot, but you shouldn't post in this forum if there's no content at all to your posts.

[Spectre X]

You are a

Social Liberal
(76% permissive)


and an...

Economic Liberal
(30% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7453/politicsyougif1lk.jpg

I'm all tangles up in Martha Stewart's hair.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/mypoliticalplace.jpg
I am a Social Conservative (10% permissive)
and an Economic Conservative (90% permissive)
I am best described as a Fascist.
I exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness, bitches.

[Emu]

haha

I'm more leftie than any of you fucks >:

[mburbank]

Okay, fine, you goaded me into it, not that any of these tests are well written. Take into account when you look at my results that nonne of the questions really adressed what you thought of human nature or how much trust you had in elected officials.

Ah, crapola! I can't even make it come out. Suffice it to say I'm smack between Bono and Ghandi, which is fine with me.

[Preechr]

Wow... Trying to post that didn't work at all...

[ziggytrix]

This concludes today's lesson in HTML & BBCode: The Fundamentals.

[Preechr]

No crap.

Meh.

Big surprise here: I'm some sort of Libertarian/Capitalist that apparently voted for a purple candidate in 2004.

[ziggytrix]

You wrote in Barney the dinosaur?!

[Preechr]

Might as well have.

Ever hear of Michael Badnarik?

What I meant, though, was borderline red and blue... or maybe I meant neither. Me being funny. Sometimes it doesn't work.

[ScruU2wice]

But can you marry a korean dude? That's the big question, isn't it?

I hope he's a good kisser.

you know I think at the far end of the korean manliness spectrum it gets kinda blurry.

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/politicaltest1.jpg
man i wanted centrist what a gyp >:

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/politicaltest2.jpg
adam sandler :lol

[executioneer]

oh yeah and

"the government must produce and maintain a fleet of low-cost robot prostitutes"
—wmm from olympia washington

[ziggytrix]

how do you have to answer to land on the big black dildo over Osama's eybrow?

[Emu]

You need to answer in a pro-government republican type way

[sadie]

and here i was, thinking it was hitler's outreached arm.

[ziggytrix]

ah, i can't make out the hand on this monitor

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/poli.png

I too exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

[Emu]

It gives you that "well developed sense of right and wrong" spiel no matter how you score.

[Chojin]

Unless you're a nihilist.