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mburbank
Jan 26th, 2006, 11:22 AM
"I noticed tody that woman have the distinct skill of being able to single-handedly dominate a conversation and get away with it, but I am not that mad; how can you mess with that kind of skill? It is pretty cool that they are able to do as much. I m envious of their skills."

I noticed today that KlammyKant has the distinct skill of being able to single-handedly drive a lawn mower over the English Language in a post of his delightful Blog, but I am not that mad; It is pretty cool he is able to do as much and use phrases like 'do as much'. I m envious of his skills!
AChimp
Jan 26th, 2006, 11:51 AM
I take it that KKK doesn't really have much luck with the ladies.
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 26th, 2006, 12:00 PM
well, the swastica tattoos tend to be a bit of a turn off to most right thinking females....
kahljorn
Jan 26th, 2006, 02:31 PM
I thought he said he had a girlfriend who shared his beliefs? I wonder what she'd think of his cock after she read this forum with us destroying his carefully built beliefs.
Emu
Jan 26th, 2006, 02:32 PM
I want her to come argue, too. Kulturkampf needs backup. Sexy backup. :yum
mburbank
Jan 26th, 2006, 02:40 PM
YES! I say "YES" to bringing imaginary girlfriend to I-mockery! Mine is always here, but she is mute and cannot type. We communicate strictly through empathy.

Please don't tell me wife about my imaginary crippled girlfriend!
Kulturkampf
Jan 28th, 2006, 12:20 PM
I do have a girlfriend. :)

Luck with ladys?

I do not need luck.

I use my pink flamingo skills.
Spectre X
Jan 28th, 2006, 12:49 PM
Pink flamingos? Like the gay flamingos? So your girlfirend is actually a transsexual prostitute called Randy?

I knew it.
Emu
Jan 28th, 2006, 12:57 PM
Seriously, I want her to come argue, too. It would help even out the boards a little. By which I mean the male-to-female ratio, not the liberal-to-conservative ratio.
Kulturkampf
Jan 28th, 2006, 12:58 PM
Pink flamingos? Like the gay flamingos? So your girlfirend is actually a transsexual prostitute called Randy?

I knew it.

yes.

I am also a member of the KKK.
mburbank
Jan 30th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Oh Christ. Fine, KalamityJane, what do you mean when youy say you are a pink flamingo?
Emu
Jan 30th, 2006, 12:59 PM
He means that he's pink, just like all the other flamingos, and the black flamingos should stand in their own pools.