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kellychaos

Mar 26th, 2003, 04:34 PM

If you were to pick the characteristics of two existing animals in order to make the most ferocious and competitive beast to win a death cage match, what would they be? What characteristics would they inherit * and how would that help them in their bloody quest to disemobowel it's competion?

* Editing courtesy of Sadie. Do you type term papers?

CaptainBubba

Mar 26th, 2003, 04:40 PM

I would combine the powerful muscular physique of the wild ****** with the raw and lightning quick intelect of the chink.

BRING IT ON!

Mar 26th, 2003, 04:55 PM

I'd probably want a bear with albatros-wings, or a butterfly with black widow-poison...

"How would I go about creating a being that is half man, half monkey?"
"I'm sorry Bart, that would be playing God."
"God schmod. I want my monkeyman!"

Les Waste

Mar 26th, 2003, 08:04 PM

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/1GorillaBat.txt

>: >: >:

You philistines better enjoy that gorilla-bat. I had to spend 7 minutes doing that when I should have been writing my boring-ass paper about Thomas Aquinas.

>:

McClain

Mar 26th, 2003, 11:46 PM

God knows you wouldn't be getting this education in a public school... Must be Catholic.

Les Waste

Mar 26th, 2003, 11:57 PM

Don't I wish :/

It's for my Philosophy class. We're on the God unit.

That sounded fantastically phallic.

Captain Robo

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:01 AM

Body of Gorilla. Mind of Man.

sadie

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:24 AM

inherent is an adjective. :88!

kellychaos

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:35 PM

inherent is an adjective. :88!

Typo. I meant "inherit". Thanx. :)

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:56 PM

This thread reminds me of the Animal Kumite (http://www.spacemoose.com/strips/kumate.gif) on Space Moose.

Fookin Flappy

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:39 PM

I couldn't agree more

Esuohlim

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:46 PM

Combine a shark with an antelope, but give it an elephant trunk LOLOLLOLOLOOL >:

Spectre X

Mar 28th, 2003, 09:47 AM

this actually reminds me of an H. G. Wells book called "The Island of Dr. Moreau" not that I read it, but I know what it's about.

anyhoo, I'd like an anumal that was part man, part spider, part spitting cobra. with six arms, a tail, the abilty to climb walls, and the ability to spit venom that could kill 120 mice with one gram. :evilgrin

a good idea for bioligy clas indeed. :evilergrin