We <3 Clement

[Chojin]

Johnathan Clement's Forum
http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/index.cgi

Johnathan Clement's Web Comic ("The Lost Boy Saga")
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/index.htm

We called in the SA narcs on Johnathan!
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3563&p=5

Here's an animated GIF of the man of the hour saying "Beef Jerky Jerk Off!"

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bjjo.gif

May the wings of Christianity never lose a feather.

Seen Clement on the web? Post a link in this thread and it'll be added to the first post!

[Esuohlim]

I want to send a friendly letter to Clement. What's his home address? If anyone knows don't PM just post it here, thanks.

[red8ge]

i'd want to send some books for his "hobby"

[Callum Creyshaw]

assholes:<

[red8ge]

and clement's aol screen name is Axem Cupola, email is REMOVED CAUSE HE CRIED, and yahoo user name jonathan_clement140

[red8ge]

if that dosen't get clement here i dunno what will

[Emu]

Chojin, can you transpose the Quotable Clement posts I made in the other thread to this one?

[red8ge]

Chojin can you add that info to your list?

[Chojin]

Emu: No, unfortunately. Originally I was just gonna split everything from his board's link on into this thread but I decided we needed a proper, centralized place to admire the man.

Feel free to repost the quotes in this thread though.

Red: I'm just putting links in the top post. I'm not encouraging harassing the guy, I just think he's marvellous to observe.

[Emu]

Oh, my, what a wonderful dream I had...
« Thread Started on Nov 28, 2005, 11:18pm »
I dreamed I went back in time to 1985. And I SO wanted to tell the kids about the future of gaming. I was dying to say "I'm from the future!" Next thing I know, I'm in this house. In the basement which, which was rather nice. And I was down there with some people. Including this girl. I never saw any of them before, but I felt that I knew them. And then, everyone started to go upstairs. Before they did, I was sitting close to this strange girl. Touching her, actually. She smiled at me. And then, started kissing her, And I was taking off her clothes and my own. And I felt her naked body against mine. She didn't look like she minded, though. And she held my hand and I can't remember if I said anything or not, but I think I may have said "I love you" or "This is the first time I've ever been embraced by a woman. Then I think I started to... push in... *blushes* But then, someone walked in and I felt a little ashamed of myself, but not to bad. After that, I startd walking down this hall and looking for kids to tell the future to. And I did and said "I'm from the future!" And just I was beging to tell them all about it, I realized I was waking up, and I was like "Oh, fuck..." And that's the dream... But this girl... Man, she was cute... She wasn't a cartoon, but infact, a real girl. She had clear skin, such bright eyes and her brown hair was all silky, clean and soft looking. It looked a little like Lulu's hair-do from FFX, Except instead of a bun, It was a pony tail. I'm pretty sure I'm going to meet this girl in the future... Because I've found that it's impossible to think of a non-existant face... Could there have been a girl somewhere or other have that exact dream about me? Perhaps someone I'm fated to be with? Man, I hope I have a dream like that tonight... I hope I return to her warm embrace in the next dream... Man, she was beautiful... Man, ever since I read that story, I've been recieving wave after wave of happiness...




I've got to tell it now, while I still remember it.
-WARNING!- Contains sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.

Well, the dream went like this: it all started when I has at the foot of the hill that my friend, marshall's house was on. (We all live at the base of an extinct volcano) And all of a sudden, I had this Manga that appeared out of nowhere. And in, get this! In it, I saw my friend Wendy, Marshall's mother, Who in my opinion is quite cute and pretty (Who also always INSISTS on being Addressed as Mrs. Chisolm, which is quite irriatating) and her husband, Brad, both naked in the bathtub, both as Anime Characters. And as I read through the manga, they starting to have sexual itercourse. (If you're reading this Marshall, Kayla, or Duncan, I appologive for being such a sick puppy. But isn't that how we were ALL created? Anyway, I think in the manga, I saw Marshall evesdropping on the 2. And then right after that, I was riding down the highway towards salmo... WOAH! As I write this stroy, grandpa is talking about going to Kelowna, and we have to go through... Salmo... *The twilightzone theme playing* Anyway, I got to Salmo, and I saw a very old looking vending machine. You know, like from the 20's-50's. I got a sprite and drank a bit, and I had another book. It was kind of a Manga/Chapter Novel. It seemed to be written by Akane Tendo. This book, you saw pictures and words together. Anyway, she described a non-existant time when she Experimented with her sexuality. Well, you know the Ranma 1/2 scene: You're at Furinkan High, and you see the girls, One of the akane, in Red Gym shorts running on pace, 1,2,1,2,1,2,etc. Well, that same scene in my dream, and then this girl shows up, kind of like Azusa from the Seiries, Except she looks like Kim Possible with pink hair, and has a french accent. And she comes onto the school grounds, and starts telling Akane how much a Tomboy she is, Which Ranma is always telling her anyway. But coming from a girl, she kind of thinks about it and then goes into the boys shower and is naked and taking a shower (Seiriously, Akane has a BEAUTIFUL body.) And she's taking a shower, and she's looking down at herself, and I hear akane speaking, of course, And she's doing the commentary, and she calls her breasts, of all things, "Akane Rocks"... WTF?!?!?!?! How random are these dreams gonna get?!?!?!?! I don't remember anything after that, but that's the dream... I'm sure there are any number things that could of induced that dream, though I suspect that picture of Akane sleeping in the nude, dreaming about sleeping with Ranma, had something to do with it. Though, I DID see it the night before, and nothing happened then. If I keep having these dreams, I think I may need to see a phyciatrist.




My own anime fantasy
« Thread Started on Dec 10, 2004, 3:51pm »
Nothing bad every happes here! The number of males and females are exactly the same.Nobody has to live alone. Couples never fight and they agree with eachother completly! They always wait til marraige to have sex and they never get tired of eachother! Noone is gay! Kids are always well behaved! Nobody drinks, smokes aor takes drugs! It's impossible to have defective kids! Nobody ever does bad stuff! Women never have abortions! Women are strong and they NEVER have pain when they give birth! And there are no miscarriages and they NEVER end of having to have an abortion! And they can have literally 1,000,000 kids without any problems! And their husbands make enoguh money to support 1,000,000 kids! Siblings always respect eachother and never fight! Noone murders or rapes or anything! All women are naturally beautiful and all men are handsom and both are loyal to eachotehr and noone has affairs! People don't have to run back and forth between complicated things and they don't have to rember a bunch of things. Well, lets just say noone's ever unhappy. *sigh* I wish it were real...




There's this network called TLN. And in the late hours around midnight or so, they have these programs with a bunch of whores and they give a number to call them. They even put the sound of their vibrotor on the phone and here they are lying on a bed wearing nothing but skimpy bras and panties. And sometimes, they show them doing something with a steel pole. I think I might know what it is they're doing, but I'm gonna keep my mind off of that. And sometimes, they have these short movies of people having sex and thenk, after that's done, they go and flash a number of the screen to call one of a the sluts. And I hear a voice say "Must be 18 or older to call. $50 charges may apply." Man, what a rip off! Why would I want to pay $50 for some worthless slut and I can hold and kiss and hug and be nice to a NICE DECENT CUTE girl? Man, what some people will waste their money on...-_-



No, I only like cute girls... They're not cute at all. And I CERTAINLY am NOT attracted to disney girls!... Anymore... After The Mira Nova think, fuck that. Besides, those vibrator sounds are SO fake! Every time I watch that commersial, I always mutter "Oh, just die already..."

[red8ge]

ok

[Chojin]

I love how his tryst with one cartoon character ended after he saw some fan porn starring her. It's the sort of stupidity you can drink like a fine wine.

[Emu]

As much as I hate to say it, no matter how bad Clement gets, he can never hold a candle to the Ki Sanctuary's Chrono. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3053)

[Callum Creyshaw]

huh?

[Emu]

You're not allowed to post in this thread.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I went to far and read the Scatmen posts.

[xbxDaniel]

I had to exit out of that and come back here when I got there. I read one of the posts and I still can taste the bile in my throat.

[Covenant]

Emu you kept on saying noone, isn't it no one. Two words.


P.S.I'm not a grammatic asshole,seriously.

[maggiekarp]

Hey, is anyone here "chronotriggerfan28"?

"the past few nites i hav been havin dreams about bulma from dargonball z only in the dreams she takes off her shirt and her bousums are kind of hairey. the hair is not blue. help??"

[xbxDaniel]

Emu you kept on saying noone, isn't it no one. Two words.


P.S.I'm not a grammatic asshole,seriously.

So what, are you just pretending, like with your army?

Oh kids and their zany imagainations.

[Flyingyulequeen]

Emu you kept on saying noone, isn't it no one. Two words.


P.S.I'm not a grammatic asshole,seriously.

While we're on the subject, isn't there supposed to be a question mark after the "isn't it no one" part? >:

[Misdemonar]

No.

[Emu]

Do I honestly have to write "Quote: Jonathan Clement" for you people to get the posts I make?

[red8ge]

don't, make them use theire brain, or what ever distorted part that's left

[Emu]

Can I have my title changed to Akane Rocks in honor of JC?

[MLE]

what title

[Emu]

yeah :lol

I'll donate money :(

[red8ge]

either this is fake, or clement is racist
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanracistclement
i just randomly typed it in, seriously.

[Covenant]

i found bob.com and killmyself.com, there's a website for every search :lol internet these days.

[Covenant]

why does he hate callum so damn much!

[Jeff The Ninja]

Jonathan Clement is a weirdo, even more weird than I am. He actually has hentai Porn on his website, I know it is weird but he does.

http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/faq.htm

WOW, either that bastard is in denial or he is just sarcastic.

[red8ge]

i can't wait till he finds that racist site

[EisigerBiskuit]

there were these latina girls who strapped me on to a sall, then they started rubbing my dick. then they got whips and hit me hard. then, these chinese girls came, turned me around and started slapping my ass. they turned me around and started kissing me, and sucking my dick. the last girls were black, and one of the girls was really really hot. she turned me around, and fucked me with a strap on. then, the floor colapsed, and a girl i saw in this hentai summoned and octopi and the octopus was raping ma while she was stripping. these random dreams....

They are quite random, so random that they are alike.

[Marc Summers]

And then, I saw one pervert say "Does anyone know of a site where I can find Mira Nova in Errotic Poses?" And I thought "You pervert! Mira would never do that!" And then I thought "...Or would she?" So I went on google again and searched for Mira Nova Nude (Or porn or SOMETHING). NOT FOR MY ENJOYMENT!!! I did it to make sure I wasn't in love with a slut. And as it turns out, I was. I came to this site with a bunch of nasty pictures and words on it. And I sheilded my eyes from the nasty pictures, and besides my hand was a blue leg with a slutty boot on it. And I thought "It can't be!!!" And then I went into the bedroom and I thought "THEY'RE TORTURING ME!!!" And then I thought "Maybe it was another blue leg!" So, I went back and there was her face! Oh, the look on her face! It made me want to pour clorox bleach over my eyes until the pain went away! You wanna see that nasty picture? Okay. I'll show you. But you gotta understand. This picture is EXTREMLY nasty! Are you SURE you wanna go? Okay! Here it is! The nasty picture! ...Well, I'm sorry you had to see that. Seeing her naked would have been bad enough. But THIS! This is just SICK! Oh well. I'm kinda glad I saw it. Now, I can get on with my life and look for a REAL girl to love!

:lol

[Chojin]

I'd love to show him HOTT EROTIC PIXX of all of his anime fantasties :< I bet he'd die :<

[Sam]

http://www.fantasykat.com/shows/Images/buzz/mrclimb.jpg

Is this what that little troll is buzzing about?

It's not even an anime girl. :/

[EisigerBiskuit]

I wonder what it meant when he deleted the post that showed off the racist site.

[Emu]

He's not very good at covering up his desires for cartoon women.

[Misdemonar]

http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/pic17.htm


Heh heh heh. Alright. Welcome to my first sub-gallery. I call it "The seduction files. Basicly, it's just a bunch of banners with anime girls on them trying the secuce you. I always laugh like hell whenever I see stuff like these. And I also cry a little on the inside cause I know I'll never get girls that pretty! :'(

Muahhaha he's destroying himself from the inside out! :)

[Chojin]

"AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! THEY'RE DOGS!!!...ANY THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!!!" Ha ha ha! Gotta love Homer Simpson...

[Chojin]

http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/rand1.htm

OBSESSION

[Emu]

Your Y chromosome is in no danger, Jon. Unless you're still wanking it to anime girls.

[Shifty]

http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1133586134


alright. i believe NAIT and SAIT, are Norther/Southern Alberta Institute of technology, not institute of trains. if im wrong please someone tell me, because well, i wanna know, WHY THE HELL THERE IS A INSTITUTE FOR FUCKING TRAINS.


and someone Please, tell him hes a fucking retarded douche bag, that doesnt even know of the institute he wants to go to.

[xbxDaniel]

For a while, when I first saw Jon on the boards, I thought he was a character.

[Emu]

Why wouldn't there be an institute for trains? Trains are still used all over North America.

[xbxDaniel]

http://www.dfait-maeci.gc.ca/about_canada/flag/site/images/44.gif
Trains, proudly serving Canada for over 200 years.

[red8ge]

there's a new board on his site....it's empty though

[red8ge]

http://jcnclement.proboards75.com/index.cgi

[GADZOOKS]

STICK TO THE SCRIPT, ATROPOS.

I bet john yelled that out loud as he typed it.

[MLE]

either this is fake, or clement is racist
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanracistclement
i just randomly typed it in, seriously.

REAL[/i] Jonathon Clement]You're not allowed to impersonate people and defame them. I can SUE you for that!

found on the forums for the jonathonracistclement boards :lol

i think it's adorable that he thinks he has power over the internet.

[Misdemonar]

I talked to my grandma about joining the mormon church and she seems willing to let me go there.


NOOOOOOoOOOOOOOooooOOO!

[Emu]

That way he can have all the anime wives he wants and God won't be mad!

[Jixby Phillips]

i bet clemment wants to eat garbage but god wont let him

[Chojin]

IT WAS ME. I SUBMIT CLEMENT'S FORUM TO SA. AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN.

[Misdemonar]

..

[Chojin]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3563&p=5

[Chojin]

DO YOU SEE, CLEMENT

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

AND STOP GOING TO THEIR BOARD

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT

[Emu]

GUESS WHO SUBMIT CLEMENT'S FORUM?

(sigh) Who submit Clement's forum--

ME! I SUBMITTED!

[Emu]

http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1139180202

We've been found out!

If they want more for their weekend web, they should come here. :(

If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will kill you.

haha, that's fucking classic

[King Hadas]

Whenever I think about Jonathon Clement the song Across the Universe starts playing in my head.

[King Hadas]

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

[King Hadas]

I'd give anything to be a fly on the wall when any girlfriend you get screams in horror and smacks your face when she finds out what rotton human beings you are...
Oh sweet Jesus do I miss Jonathon Clement.

[PoonJabber]

Another picture
I found this while searching through jon's fourms.
after a few hours of "alone time" to get my man hood back, i posted this link to yet another gay picture.........


http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1146181511
notice the hand on his right leg, WTF!!!! that is so a man hand, but you judge for yourself

[MetalMilitia]

haha, looks like a small child's hand :o

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know which is worse.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

http://jonathanclement.proboards29.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1141950723&page=1

Lawl.

[Emu]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jzim85/HPIM0072.jpg

This made me giggle

[liquidstatik]

i registered for his forums :x

oh wtf it has to be approved :(

[MillionKnives]

I doubt he has the time to approve your account, between runescape and tentacle anime.

[executioneer]

and, you know, the polygamy

[PoonJabber]

Oh that would be so hot.

[executioneer]

i'm glad you decided not to go with the red text it's a bit harsh on the eyes

[PoonJabber]

yeah I know, I originally had that name, didn’t post anything then I came back registered under a different email address firefox logged me in as MillionKnives instead of poonjabber so just to clear that up. Good eyes by the way

[liquidstatik]

good job. >:

[Lord Lonic]

The dickhead keeps trying to join the Barney Bunch. He even went as far as stealing one of our admins picture and claiming it as his own.

[executioneer]

do i want to know what the barney bunch is or am i gonna regret asking

[Bob the Angry Potato]

i registered for his forums :x

oh wtf it has to be approved :(

Sign up again. I managed to bully and troll my way to Mod status (I really don't know how), so did a few others.

Let's see what we can do.

[Pedobear]

ZrOvrmnd: I suppose you're also interested in tits
ZrOvrmnd: And what those are like
Axem Cupola: Eh, I pretty pretty much know everything about those...,
ZrOvrmnd: You ever touched one?
Axem Cupola: Well... Yes... My grandma's...
ZrOvrmnd: Whoa whoa whoa...
ZrOvrmnd: Wait
ZrOvrmnd: What?
Axem Cupola: NEVERMIND.
ZrOvrmnd: Jon, please tell me you didn't fondle your grandmother in her sleep out of desperation
Axem Cupola: No...
Axem Cupola: It was when I was younger.
ZrOvrmnd: Accidental contact?
Axem Cupola: No...
Axem Cupola: Look, it's like turned me on or anything...
Axem Cupola: I STILL do it sometimes as a joke, actually.
ZrOvrmnd: O_O
Axem Cupola: But I DO NOT do it out of lust!
Axem Cupola: I would MUCH rather touch a young girls!
Axem Cupola: God, I can't believe I admited that...

I still cannot believe this actually happened. :eek

[Emu]

I wonder if he's converted to Mormonism yet

[Pedobear]

He's got some kind of cobbled-together self-made religion centered around God giving him a girlfriend after he dies because he can't ever get one in life.

I wish I was kidding. :/

[Emu]

So, Mormonism

[Pedobear]

Pretty much.

Although he left the Mormon church he was going to because none of the girls there liked anime.

[Emu]

Are you his buddy or something

[Pedobear]

No, I just troll his board and stuff.

[Emu]

He banned my account.

[Pedobear]

He's a big faggot. >:

Also BTAP could unban you if you wanted.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Yeah, I could.

I'll check the ban list now and unban everyone. What's your username?

[Emu]

I think it was chronotriggerfan29 or something.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I think it was chronotriggerfan29 or something.

Oh, that was you?

Your post got on SomethingAwful, congrats.

[Emu]

I know, I was pretty proud of that one.

[RaNkeri]

Clement should come back to i-mock :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Looks like you got your wish...

[Emu]

In all seriousness when I saw your name in the new replies box my heart leapt

[Jonathan Clement]

With negative energy, I bet!

[Emu]

Is that a DND thing

[Jonathan Clement]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! IT'S A DND THING YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MockMeAmadeus]

Tourette's disorders are curable you know, tic.

[executioneer]

i hate this thread now

[MockMeAmadeus]

Sorry, but it is a sticky after all.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i'm juz a normal fan who usually didn't check out the forum.
but until now only i knew how much i've missed...

and hey, clement, for the sake of jesus, or who/whatever you believe in, shut da f*ck up!!
all your thread and stuff showed nothing but only making people who watches anime shame . if you really are a anime-hater then congrats, you have made people hate anime more than ever. or you're those kind of fag who turns on when others mocking you? only god knows...

p.s : but PLS do come back, as we all need a lil laugh in this CRUEL world as you were stated in all your threads.
p.p.s : and yeah, stop dreaming bout anime chic for a while and get a life!

[Emu]

Zako you are sure timely

[Jonathan Clement]

.
p.p.s : and yeah, stop dreaming bout anime chic for a while and get a life!

Uh, yeah, that's kind of the plan...

Great picture by the way...

And don't worry. I'm much more mature than I was... But I have to laugh like hell at some of the stuff I posted on here! XD

[Grislygus]

Does that include the whiny bitchfest you posted less than a month ago, oh Prodigal Son?

[Jonathan Clement]

Does that include the whiny bitchfest you posted less than a month ago, oh Prodigal Son?

Yeah, that too... The goatse thing was funny... Not so much the goatse itself, but the comments I got... Like "Scrolling the goatse page up and down really fast looks hilarious!" XD

[Grislygus]

Hilarious.

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay, whatever...

Anyway, I'm actually kind of sad now because now that I've matured, I no longer have the same attitude I had when I first started posting here... I actually enjoyed being such a big hit here, but now, I'm sad that I won't be able to entertain you anymore... Unless I just pretend...

[MockMeAmadeus]

Look, you can just go ahead and can the act. You look like you're a 10 year old boy in a sumo wrestler’s body. If you're 17 and still making pathetic remarks on the internet then let's face it, you failed. You fucked up your one chance to enjoy life. Congratulations. Come on now, be honest. After school/ college, you go home to your trashy hole-in-the-wall wooden apartment, fix yourself some Ramen noodles, eat at a card table that you use as a dining-room table all by yourself, and call it a night.

Well, except for weekend nights! Those are pity-party nights! I can see it now. You take two bites of your Ramen noodles before you can't hold back any more and start weeping into your soup. Weeping about being too stupid and fat to ever find that soul mate you so desperately long for. Weeping about not being able to get the fuck of the internet and meet someone decent and living daily in discomfort and sometimes near-agony. Weeping about the realization that you took your one chance, your one shot at life, and flushed it down the shitter. You don't even have to admit it. I already know. So wipe that stupid-ass grin off your fucking face and start wishing you had the balls to do something for yourself.

And change that dirty T-shirt while you’re at it.

[Jonathan Clement]

Sorry. Not working. I AM doing something for myself.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

Clement: Sorry. Not working. I AM doing something for myself. SOMETHING like pretends to be mature and show my fat-face around to piss ppl off here in the forum, and i don't really like ramen. Too thin for my taste, bring in the UDON!!!

SPEAKING OF T-SHIRTS, YOU MIGHT NEED TO CONSIDER A BIGGER SIZE TEE TO COVER YOUR MAN BOOBS AND MEGA TUMMY!!!

see? i use cap to showed that I MEAN IT!! LOL

[MockMeAmadeus]

Sorry. Not working. I AM doing something for myself.

A WISE man and his youtube are soon parted!

[Guitar Woman]

So wait, is Clement going to start posting regularly again? Because that is the queerest thing ever.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

make it a "Jonathan Clement 140 Show" in comedy central...

[Jonathan Clement]

No, that would suck. I wouldn't have very much material.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i laugh each time i see you curse or whine.:lol
seriously, go get a REAL FRIEND!
is queer to talk with the camera and then shows it to the world...

and, as a reply for the other thread, yes. you have sag tits.

[Jonathan Clement]

They don't sag! They're nice and firm!

[MockMeAmadeus]

I built a sturdy ship
I sailt out to sea
and when I thought mine anguish gone
I found it followt me

[Jonathan Clement]

Yeah, that about sums up the aftermath of me seeing the zeitgeist movie!

[MockMeAmadeus]

You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

[Jonathan Clement]

Nope! I'm not a knife at all! I'm a jesus! lol!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i hope raptor jesus will rip your sorry lil' ass. lol

[Jonathan Clement]

But I'm not just any jesus! I'M THE MORMON JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

[Qwarx]

Look, you can just go ahead and can the act. You look like you're a 10 year old boy in a sumo wrestler’s body. If you're 17 and still making pathetic remarks on the internet then let's face it, you failed. You fucked up your one chance to enjoy life. Congratulations. Come on now, be honest. After school/ college, you go home to your trashy hole-in-the-wall wooden apartment, fix yourself some Ramen noodles, eat at a card table that you use as a dining-room table all by yourself, and call it a night.

Well, except for weekend nights! Those are pity-party nights! I can see it now. You take two bites of your Ramen noodles before you can't hold back any more and start weeping into your soup. Weeping about being too stupid and fat to ever find that soul mate you so desperately long for. Weeping about not being able to get the fuck of the internet and meet someone decent and living daily in discomfort and sometimes near-agony. Weeping about the realization that you took your one chance, your one shot at life, and flushed it down the shitter. You don't even have to admit it. I already know. So wipe that stupid-ass grin off your fucking face and start wishing you had the balls to do something for yourself.

And change that dirty T-shirt while you’re at it.

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read on this forum

Sorry. Not working. I AM doing something for myself.

Tell me, JC140. Did you watch one of those movies about bullying b4 you decided to come back on this site?

[Jonathan Clement]

No, I can't say that I did...

[Guitar Woman]

Zako's been here since August?

[MLE]

June, actually.

[ZAKO the GREAT]

But I'm not just any jesus! I'M THE MORMON JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

damn those polygamist.

[Qwarx]

why did he even join this forum in the first place?

[Emu]

Can this be thread backups'd since it's no longer stickied?