The Newbie Adoption Thread

[James]

There are a lot of newcomers that are showing up to these boards, and I think us Forum Veterens should each choose a "Newbie" to take under our wing.

I'm picking Summourn because he seems like bad news, and I'd rather be his friend than his enemy. And I feel I can help him with his anger issues, and maybe even teach him to love.

In the morning, I'm gonna show him the ropes of our little community. I hope all the rest of you Big Dogs (FYI that's the nickname for us Forum Veterans "Newbies") consider this as well.

[Chojin]

We should restrict ourselves to same-gender newbies like in AA. That way they don't try to sleep with their sponsors, because queers don't exist.

I nominate Glowbelly for laking lunlun.
And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, you're still not done teaching me the ways of the force :(

[Chojin]

I still have you signed up for my Wednesday intermediary mocking classes. Newbies are on Mondays and Fridays.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'll adopt your dick in my mouth

[lunlun]

We should restrict ourselves to same-gender newbies like in AA. That way they don't try to sleep with their sponsors, because queers don't exist.

I nominate Glowbelly for laking lunlun.
And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.

hey you talked about me .. but nice that you think at me first hehe

[glowbelly]

consider lunlun under my protective and VERY INFLUENTIAL wing.

she will now learn how to instill fear in all posters without doing anything except posting pictures of herself kissing wine bottles.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

which unlucky bastard gets KKKulturKock and the Pharoah?

[mburbank]

Oh! Oh! Oh! OAO is still a Newbie, right? Like forever?

I'm kidding. I wouldn't adopt OAO if he came with a fallout shelter and there was a nuclear war starting in ten minutes.

[DamnthatDavid]

Am I a Vet yet?

[Esuohlim]

OK so who gets me

[ArrowX]

Shottie: Callum, Crazy German, Prog Shooter, and summourn.

[Emu]

I'm picking Summourn because he seems like bad news, and I'd rather be his friend than his enemy. And I feel I can help him with his anger issues, and maybe even teach him to love.

Summourn's a she, dude. I know her in real life.

[AChimp]

I refuse to help any noobs. >:

[ziggytrix]

If "help" includes "euthanization" sign me up to take the kids to get their shots.

Who doesn't want to be youger! ;)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I refuse to help any noobs. >:

Yeah! Fuck 'em! >:

[Seven Force]

How about me?

[Esuohlim]

Pub Lover gets you

[Marc Summers]

I feel like I'm caught in the middle here :/

[Summourn]

OMG :tear

James, through you we can reach a better tomorrow.

[xbxDaniel]

I feel like I'm caught in the middle here :/

28 Jul 2005
:(

[Seven Force]

What a shitty After Fourth Of July present. :(

:rolleyes

[lunlun]

consider lunlun under my protective and VERY INFLUENTIAL wing.

she will now learn how to instill fear in all posters without doing anything except posting pictures of herself kissing wine bottles.

i kneel before you

teach me.. teach me.. i will follow

[Blue Fox]

:tear where does that leave me?

[george]

blue fox since i have already ruined all most the whole rest of your life, i will continue it here in imockeryland.

word is bond. we roll mad deep.

maybe we can all start gangs and different forums will be our turf and we can have super cool rumbles.

http://www.hollywoodcelebrityphotographs.com/imageslg/1268B.jpg

[Blue Fox]

when your a jet your a jet all the way, from your first cigarette....

I feel better now.

[george]

someday i will kill something for you and leave it on the porch.

:)

[Blue Fox]

do i have to clean out your child's crusty eye first?

[george]

no way, the cat can stay crusty. lazy bastard wont lick it's own infected eye.

[Misdemonar]

EDIT:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Misdemonar/noob.jpg

Also will annoy with bad pictures! >:

[Guitar Woman]

If I could I'd totally adopt you, you have all the potential in the world to be great :(

[Misdemonar]

No, All Lies! :(

[ziggytrix]

Shut up and drink your cyanide.

I mean milk.

[Callum Creyshaw]

no one's adopting me, if you do, i'll bitch about how gays are mistreated :P

[EisigerBiskuit]

I will adopt myself. Unless that's against the rules.

[Covenant]

ummm. just what is your avatar?

[Dr. V]

Am I a Vet yet?
I don't think we count yet.

[Shifty]

I refuse to help any noobs. >:




ahh why not you little greasy sick lil chimp?

[Esuohlim]

ummm. just what is your avatar?

Hey isn't it weird how CosmoToad was the only one here who asked this question to everybody and yet you claim to not be him because I find that weird. How about you Covenant, do you find that weird?

[DamnthatDavid]

I don't think we count yet.

So we pre-vet? What if I change my name?

[GADZOOKS]

Supafly, your son is getting out of control.

[Jeff The Ninja]

If I may, what exactly qualifies you as a Vet. Is it Number of posts or amount of time here. If so, I may not be a vet, but I am no Noob, I have a cozy little niche right in the middle.



And Callum, stay in the anime Board from whence you came.

[ziggytrix]

I wanna tell you a little secret, being a vet is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through.

Now for the last fucking time, if you don't take out the trash I swear to God you're gonna wish you were back in the orphanage.

[Gurlugon]

Who claims me? :( I'm like the drooling Southeast Asian wheelchair-bound child some middle-class Americans feel compelled to adopt. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

Or put to death, which is the humane thing to do.

Supafly, your son is getting out of control.

I ran away from home :( he doesn't even know where I moved too.

[ArrowX]

I would be considered a vet on many other forums by now....but here I just seemingly remain an anoyying derilect who juxtaposes many others like sports, callum creyshaw and Jonathan.

[MarioRPG]

I wanna tell you a little secret, being a vet is just like being in love. No one needs to tell you you are in love, you just know it, through and through.
Awww... How sweet.
I put 10 imaginary internet dollars on it that people will still ask if they are a vet.

[MetalMilitia]

If I may, what exactly qualifies you as a Vet.

You must undergo a vigerous initiation process, the likes of which are enough to scare most prospective veterans away for good.

It's similar to the ending of Indiana Jones and the last crusade but on the Internet and without your father bieng held hostage. And some other things but whatever.

[MLE]

I would be considered a vet on many other forums by now....but here I just seemingly remain an anoyying derilect who juxtaposes many others like sports, callum creyshaw and Jonathan.

that's because you're still an idiot

[Slinky Ferret]

If I may, what exactly qualifies you as a Vet. Is it Number of posts or amount of time here.

If its number of posts then I'd be regarded as a newbie. I'm not, I've been here for years, but sometimes miracles happen and I get a life and do something other than post on here.

I am declaring myself void from this adoption of newbies process. This is not just because I am a heartless bitch, its because I geuninely don't care. Maybe this process is like Indiana Jones. Except here, you never get the girl!

[MetalMilitia]

Doesn't the girl fall down a ravine in the last crusade though?
She definatly had it comming.

[Misdemonar]

That was me :(.....Dammit.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Except here, you never get the girl!

Well, guys like me who spend all their time on the internet dont have girlfriends so that wouldnt have any effect on me.

[Vexation]

I created this charachter awhile back, but the likely hood that I could switch to this far less annoying personality character and engage in conversations of a higher degree on the board is very low. I am forever the Damned.

[Misdemonar]

Good.

[Vexation]

Dumbass.

[Misdemonar]

Retard.

[sloth]

i remember esuohlim joining the boards. i guess i just never really made the effort because i didnt like the thought of being lumped in with people like arrowx, even if it was just while making a name for yourself. feel free to adopt though, you can sellotape me in a box and throw me in the canal when i get too big.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Eh, I was around at the old old board, but was late to sign up to this one... so if I'm considered a vet, do I get to adopt a puppy (idiot)?

[Matt Harty]

i wanted covenant :(

[Shifty]

I would be considered a vet on many other forums by now....but here I just seemingly remain an anoyying derilect who juxtaposes many others like sports, callum creyshaw and Jonathan.

that's because you're still an idiot


:D so true.

[Sethomas]

Who's going to adopt me? :(

[Tara]

At 2,000 or some posts, I'd adopt you.

But you might have to wear a spike collar, man thong and crawl on all fours.

Don't post a picture.

It'll riun the mood.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I want to adopt Seven Force!!!

[Riggo44]

And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.

LMAO....I don't hate women,I just want to fuck hot chicks and laugh at the ugly ones.

[sadie]

maybe you should tell your wife about that.

[Riggo44]

no way....my nappy headed ass would be out on the couch for a week or so.

[camacazio]

You weird me out.

[ArrowX]

I want to adopt Seven Force!!!

Shut up! I FUcking Want him. I'll buy him a megaman game!*




*hes mine anyway.

[LegendaryFake]

who will take me :)

[Matt Harty]

i will

[sadie]

i already have 75 tenth-graders, 15 newspaper staff members, a 12-year-old, and an 18-month-old to worry about.

[ArrowX]

I got Trumped.

[Tara]

Sit back. Smoke a ciggie.

[Chojin]

I had to ban my newbie :< I need a sturdier one :<

[Seven Force]

I had to ban my newbie :< I need a sturdier one :<

Obviously if you had to ban him you're pretty much an unfit parent.

I know the number for Social Services. I'd feel NERVOUS if I were you.

[Chojin]

no jury in the world would convict me

[lunlun]

hihihihihihi

[Chocolate Boy]

I feel like I'm in love, this means I'm a vet right?

[Tara]

No, your a fool. Please sit back down. :).

[Gurlugon]

I'm miffed no-one wants me.

[red8ge]

yay, i haven't been adopted

[Womti]

who's gonna take me? I'm not online much anyways, so I cant guarantee anything. :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

No guys, seriously, I want a nood that will send me random pms and im me all the time... give me one!

[Womti]

you could choose me if you want. it's up to you guys, as james said.

[Tara]

Sicktodeathmx?

We bequeath you dale. :)

[Womti]

I hadnt realized anyone owned me in the first place. unless you count chojin. <a JOKE >:

[Tara]

Oh hell! THAT'S IT!

Your a Chojin character!

Oh man!!! You really had me going there!!! :lol

[Womti]

wtf? :(

[Lingering Haze]

Hi Tara.
Are you really a woman?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Yeah, Dale won't stop messaging me, so yep. I own Dale.

[Lotida]

I hadnt realized anyone owned me in the first place. unless you count chojin.

Tara's right... you have to be a character. What self respecting man-boy would ever type that?? Seriously.

[Womti]

it was a JOKE! >:

[darkvare]

who gets me?!

[executioneer]

nobody gets you man you're the wind

[Moobs]

Last time I sold myself on the internet I was sexually abused :(

So no :(

[xbxDaniel]

It only happened once, please come back baby.

[Moobs]

You touched me in the one place I told you not to >:

[xbxDaniel]

I like fingernails...I'm sorry.

[ArrowX]

Hey Guys am I a vet yet?


If so I want darkvare, hes foreign.

I'd take him with me in Team Snipers and wed Jam out to ICP and Dark Lotous. Mand that would be tits.

[Womti]

I'll be a vet someday. hopefully. :picklehat

[Lotida]

Hey Guys am I a vet yet?

If Carnivore were dead... he'd be rolling over in his grave reading that question.

[Spooky]

wait, what?

[Tara]

Tara's right... you have to be a character. What self respecting man-boy would ever type that?? Seriously.

One who needs to be a ...uh....FUCKTARD!!!!

Right Lotida? :)

[Lotida]

Right on sister!! :)

[Esuohlim]

:highfive

[Womti]

Tara's right... you have to be a character. What self respecting man-boy would ever type that?? Seriously.

One who needs to be a ...uh....FUCKTARD!!!!

.....AND DAMN PROUD OF IT. >:

[Terra]

Okay dale.

It's me. Tara.

Cease the grand mal fuckiness. Pull your own pants up. Wipe your own nose and STOP PMMING people for your own personal empowerment. Nobody likes you.

You are a grand mal fucktard. PLease give yourself a handjob and eat a cookie.

Oh. Stop being a shit.

Thank you. :)

[Seven Force]

On AIM...

---
Seven Force: Dale is a suck-up faggot and it offends me as an African American. :(
Chojin: i liked my incredibles reference
Chojin: at least he took me out of his sig
---

Yeah...but for how long?

[Womti]

oh, forever. :)

[Emu]

Seven Force: Dale is a suck-up faggot and it offends me as an African American. :(

I had you pegged as Middle Eastern.

[Seven Force]

No, but I can emulate the voice perfectly. :eek

[MetalMilitia]

how about you emulate the blowing yourself up part perfectly :rolleyes

[Pram Maven]

http://www.jasonrawley.com/KenExplosion.jpg
PERFECT SCORE!