when i come back boy

[george]

i work with a guy who always says "if it's god will i will see you again" whenever you part company with him for the day.

i am a fence rider when it comes to god and all that, but i think it is a cool thing to say when parting company.

i want a catchphrase for goodbye.

number one so far:

"if i ever see you again, i hope you're dead."

lacks a positive message, but still kinda cool.

[ziggytrix]

I've been trying to get into a new habit when I see someone I'm tempted to look down on. I say, "There but for the whim of Eris, go I."

I have a friend back in Arkansas whose all purpose parting was "Don't die!" He plays lots of video games.

[mburbank]

I like "Don't sit with your back to the door."

Also; "Thanks for the Rim Job, Mel Cooley".

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I like "Don't sit with your back to the door."

Also; "Thanks for the Rim Job, Mel Cooley".
Never, ever, read anything by Max Burbank while drinking coffee....it hurts coming out of your nose.

I never sit with my back to the door....and it's none of your fucking business why >:

whenever I part company with someone, I hate hearing "have a good day"... so I counter that with "Die with Dignity"

[glowbelly]

i say "late" a lot when i'm getting off the phone with someone.

[Sethomas]

When people called me, I used to answer with "Salve". That's SAHL-vay, not like the balm. I just got too many wtf's for me to keep doing it for long.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

with all of this government eavsdropping, i answer my phone "Fuck the republicans"

[mburbank]

Ooh! Ooh! How about:

"Next time I see you, you better be naked."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

one of my favorites....when I see a woman from the gym, I say "Hey, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"

[thebiggameover]

I have a friend back in Arkansas whose all purpose parting was "Don't die!" He plays lots of video games.

shit! thats what i say all the time! i wonder if its some sub-con-sense shit from playing too much video games....

[ziggytrix]

It's just gamer humor.

Like how tabletop gamers say "I dodge" any time you suprise them. It's great.

[Dole]

Or people who play mario kart, who always press your shoulder every time you walk round a corner with them.

[Jixby Phillips]

next time, YOU bring the good times!

if i dont see yuh again, suck your own dick!

see you later, unless you're busy!

hey, got any handwaves??

(give them the finger) IN MY WORLD THIS MEANS GOODBYE FOR GOOD (like you're gonan kill them later)

we've had fun in the sun now our day is done (THIS WAS FROM WHEN THEY RHYMING CADAILAC CAT SAID THIS ON HEATHCLIFF)

Gadzooks says this one a lot its my favorite! Its from A GOOFY MOVIE when Goofy says goodbye to Max at the end while jumping into a pool:

See yuh later (splash) sport! (YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE SPLASH SOUND WITH YOUR MOUTH)

[Blue Fox]

well, goofy also put possums down his pants in that movie,, did he not? :/

[george]

jixby philips made me laugh.

maybe i can just fart when i leave a room. it is always fun, like when you can time it so you fart just as you get to the check out and leave your wife to explain why she smells like ass to the fat chick with swollen arms running the wal mart register.

or maybe i can say "god save the queen"

same difference.

[lunlun]

hm that reminds me of a sleeping song we have here for the children
and the last sentence is " and tommorow morning if god wants, you will wake up"

and this is really cruel i think

[Chojin]

Blue Fox I need you to pick a smaller avatar, keep it within 150 x 130 pixels prz

[Blue Fox]

sorry Chojin, the computer i was using said it was one size but it came up another and then...well...

I found a picture of a cow

[ziggytrix]

I bet broverg could really pull off always sayin "When I get back this room better be picked up" to the guys at work.

[GADZOOKS]

I had a habit of being rude and would end calls with friends and I would end each call all jokingly "yeah fuck you".

But one time I got into a long conversation with a cousin and I said it to them absent-mindedly and GUESS WHAT.

MY AUNT HAD A FEW WORDS FOR ME :lol

[george]

:)

[MarioRPG]

I might have to use some of Jixby's in the future.
:plagiarism