HEY

[maggiekarp]

I ask you guys for love advice and all you do is be helpful and shit, but I go to my livejournal pals and they're all offering to buy me a vibrator!

You guys suck >:

[Comrade Rocket]

i saw a vibrator that looked like a banana and it even had a little face



it was 20 bucks, i think i would have bought it for deal. Im a total jew sometimes

[maggiekarp]

Yeah, 'cuz only jews buy cheap bananabrators >:

[Tara]

Did you want advice or a vibrator?

[maggiekarp]

Actually, they gave me advice with the offer of a vibrator.


Now, a vibrator that gave advice...

[executioneer]

lol magic 8-balls :lol

[Marc Summers]

all signs point to YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

[maggiekarp]

I lolled, but I can't explain to the family why I lolled so :(

[Tara]

Actually, they gave me advice with the offer of a vibrator.


Now, a vibrator that gave advice...

Would be womti....and if you follow THAT advice, You'll be on teh net forevah.

:eek