Lookywhat I found!

[Pram Maven]

Hey Luke-Before you beg Chojin to lock this thread, (OMG! ROFFLEOS) you should check out these links
to your past; they're very telling!

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15981&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=25

You were hated back then, weren't ya!

http://novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/internet/messageboards/projectmayhem/035-039.html

BANNED!

http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=11325

BANNED AGAIN!

That is one hell of a resume you got there.

And this link has "POST WHORE" written all over you!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Jixby+Philips

Spoiled fucking rich kid with too much time on his Rolex.

All you've got on me, is this:
http://www.brickfilms.com/phpBB2/search.php?search_author=Prog+Shooter&sid=549fcf1681efb687b349eb52a2c7c2c3

Because, well, I am not stupid enough to use the same USERID in every fucking message board I join.

Have fun.

PS: I don't care if I'm funny. You should look up the definition of "mock".
Nowhere therein, does it say that it has to be funny. Derision is not
always a photoshopped picture of a cowboy hat with your enemy's name on it and a dildo in the box it came in,
featuring instructions on how to unclog their ears with it at the maximum speed setting.

Before I go, OJB is WAY funnier than you look.

Oh, and stop stalking Emma. :)

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/simpsons/magnets/smagd.jpg

Commence to flaming, Your Ass-ship.

[Matt Harty]

IRONY OVERLOAD

[Pram Maven]

'Splain, Lucy!

[MetalMilitia]

haha, nose, you are just about the worst person since 'Wino'.
Jixby is a funny guy. I know this, and just about everyone else knows this, but because you are new and a complete shit you have spent hours trying to dig up dirt on Internets about him in some vain attempt to make yourself seem like a somewhat less of horible person than you are now.

Is this your big secret plan to get back at all those who have insulted you in the past?
Because quite frankly it's rubbish.

[Emu]

You are such a gigantic retard that I'm finding it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to understand any joke beyond the complexity of a long, wet fart.

[Chojin]

Jixby was being ironic, you twat. Just like I am 90% of the time i talk to you.

[GADZOOKS]

Nose, do you think Jixby was embarrased when he put that project mayham thread ON HIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

[Jixby Phillips]

are you upset becuase I didn't respond to this private message:

By the way, I think we actually should have a song contest in the Mock Wars. It could be fun.

My headphones broke, so I might be out of the running, but I would like to see what everyone else comes up with.

PS: Shhhh, this is top secret. I'm not pretentious. In fact, I make music about how much I hate that shit. I hate myspace. I MOCK myspace on myspace*. The current rock music industry penis monster eats a top hat full of battery acid too. From Rayovacs. They make it so hot.

I drew a picture of this.

http://x2.putfile.com/2/3207340942.jpg


sincerely,

http://x2.putfile.com/1/3017111033.jpg

*:eek

Well jeepers nose I'm sorry, but I don't like you very much. I just don't care for you. I'm sure you would be appreciated elsewhere. This is kinda like how I wasn't appreciated at DVDfile, because they were douchebags and I wasn't, except thats reversed here. But all the audio help and wacky MS Paint art in the world isn't going to change the fact that I don't like you. I know it hurts to hear that coming from your hero.

If you dug a little further you'd see my signature used to keep a tally (and link to!) every message board that ever banned me. So stop pretending like I should be embrassed or that I have something to hide. I have the same name everywhere I post because I want people to know who I am. Such an insecure little drip like you wouldn't understand that.

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh, and stop stalking Emma. :)

what the fuck does this even mean? Please give me a link, I'm interested to see which joke of mine you didn't understand that lead you to make this statement.

[Dole]

He PMd me lots of irritating, non-sensical crap also. Its just so depressing that someone can feel the need for validation from a message board of people he didn't know existed a few weeks ago, and would spend that much time/thought over it, searching through old threads etc.

There is something that needs to be said to people like that, and I think its 'get some life!' or something like that.

[Pram Maven]

Hahhahaha!!!

That's ok, I can take a joke, and I was stupid for humping old threads back to life. For that, I apologize. But I'm really only about as horrible as a saline abortionist. Ok, more so... Because I would want also want to take pictures of the corpse, after dressing it up in baby clothes, and then write bad seventh grade poetry for my "sweet little dead son"/thing-monster, after cuddling its cold, dead flesh to my bosom until parts of it have fallen off (the full term fetus, not my bosom). HAHA! I MADE A REFERENCE TO BOOBS in a thread about Jixby Philips, who has to be the biggest TIT I've yet to not meet! *ROFLLOLOMATTDAMON*

From now on, I will follow the rules *holding up the oath hand I also use to masturbate with* and I will BEAT YOUR ASS LEGALLY! (also with the hand I uset to masturbate with)
/so to speak.

PS! I don't use real BB tags! OMFG!

[sadie]

*honk honk*

[Pram Maven]

Who's there?

[Misdemonar]

Suck.

[Pram Maven]

No thanks, I'm not gay.

For that, you have your choice of (f)Emu(r) and Ret(h)ro Kat.

[Misdemonar]

That's not funny :(. Apoligize now.

[Pram Maven]

Never! Plus a few years!

[Matt Harty]

There's really no coming back from this nose, quit while you're ahead. :lol

[Pram Maven]

STFU, bling face.

If I wanted your opinion, I would hold you hostage for it.

As for Jixbitch...

__________________
Hey Jixby>

Shouldn't your name be JINXBY? Because banishment from forums on EZboard
follows you everwhere a Google search for your name
takes me. Your chin looks like a cross between a brillo pad and CANCER.
You also have the deadest eyes I've ever seen, and I was going to be a TAXIDERMIST.

I'm sorry that your parents are filthy rich and yet they still have to
put up with your DIGITAL PHOTO WHORING ASS pouring ketchup into an envelope
and addressing it to a CARTOON.

What you should really be pouring into that envelope is your SNOT AND TEARS, then you should address it to yourself as a reminder that YOU'VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY.
Go play Battleship with your ego-bating hand in a blender, and turn it on--

YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY "WIN", THIS TIME.

[Jixby Phillips]

okay nose

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey Luke-Before you beg Chojin to lock this thread, (OMG! ROFFLEOS) you should check out these links
to your past; they're very telling!

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15981&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=25

You were hated back then, weren't ya!

Dear Nose,

I appologize for the confusion, but I was indeed being ironic. The topic was intentionally lame, and my reaction to things going awry was intentionally lame also. If you took the time to know me (this is not an invitation) you'd probably know that. For what its worth, I wasn't hated back then. I was quite liked before these forums moved from ezboard, in fact. Again, I say for what its worth. I'm not saying that that is some kind of huge accomplishment or anything, I'm simply letting you know that you've been mistaken. Though there are plenty of people here who probably don't like me, but this doesn't bother me. Again, I hope you forgive me for the miscommunication, Maybe next time I will put that one emoticon with the tongue sticking out next to my ironic statments?? I think this is the one :)

http://novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/internet/messageboards/projectmayhem/035-039.html

BANNED!

Dear Nose,

I appologize for the confusion, but at the time this happened I was busy reveling in the irony that a message board that promoted chaos (ala Fight Club) couldn't handle it when somebody came in and acted intentionally retarded, thus causing chaos. But I am not embrassed, in fact, there's a very easy way to tell that I am not embrassed by this!

http://novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/internet/messageboards/projectmayhem.html

You see, you actually linked to a copy of that thread that I actually saved and uploaded to my own website (Novirginsallowed.com (http://www.novirginsallowed.com)). I did this to show it off, I was actually proud of it at the time! This might be hard to beleive, but there was a time when *not* being accepted by stupid pretentious fans of a shitty movie was actually considered a GOOD thing! This time is known as ALL THE TIME. So I'm sorry if I made it appear that something embrassing had happened to me. Maybe I should put a disclaimer at the top of each thread that says "WARNING: I AM PROUD OF THIS AND SOMEWHAT PLEASED WITH MYSELF THAT I DID THIS," but haha, talk about being even more embrassing.

http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=11325

BANNED AGAIN!

Dear Nose,

Hey now, you didn't even post to the threads that showed me why I got banned! Check it out:

http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=13537

notice only one of my posts didn't get edited out. I basically made lots of ridiculous insults, and they were taken completely seriously. Again, I don't like posting on boards where everyone takes everything too seriously.

There was also this:

http://forums.dvdfile.com/showthread.php?t=13465

I made a crack at that guy with the unreasonably huge DVD collection that he was probably still going to fucking buy Slackers even though its a shitty movie. I was completley right. Also Notice Solid Snake Ass (aka Royal Tenenbaum here) totally sell me out and suck up to the dope with the Aaron Carter DVDs in his 3000+ DVD collection. He got banned too, maybe you should PM him and make fun of HIM for something that happened on the internet HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago!

That is one hell of a resume you got there.

And this link has "POST WHORE" written all over you!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Jixby+Philips

Dear Nose

I appologize for if I have rubbed you the wrong way. I don't use words like Post Whore, I don't care for them, so forgive me if I don't know exactly what you mean. I'm guessing that a Post Whore is somebody who is quick to post things that aren't thought out and/or is more concerned with wanting to make their precence known. This type of person is indeed awful, I agree with you!! But I am not one of them! For example, There have been many occasions where I would spend a very good ammount of time making a post, which I would eventually decide I'm unhappy with. despide having two or more paragraphs, I would end up deleting the entire thing, and NOT posting it. Does this sound like the behavior of a post whore? If you need proof, check out these threads:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20962

I spent over an hour on this reply that I DIDN'T post!

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=12479

I aggonized over this reply for a good 45 minutes before I threw in the towel.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5720

Even after running spell check, I just plain felt this reply wasn't up to snuff.

So again, I appologize for how you interpreted my behavior. I hope one day you interpret that I have cleaned up my act.

Spoiled fucking rich kid with too much time on his Rolex.

Dear Nose,

It is with a heavy heart that I appologize for making you think that I have a rolex or that I am spoiled or rich or fucking or a kid. Just out of curiosity, could you please elaborate on what it was that made you come to this conclusion that I was a spoiled fucking rich kid? I would like to know so that I can appoligize in a more detailed manner. But in the meantime I guess I can start by asking the movie theater I work for to cut my pay back to minimum wage, and to ask my mom to stop paying for electricity.

All you've got on me, is this:
http://www.brickfilms.com/phpBB2/search.php?search_author=Prog+Shooter&sid=549fcf1681efb687b349eb52a2c7c2c3

I'm sorry, who is this prog shooter guy? What does he have to do with you? speak up at once!

Because, well, I am not stupid enough to use the same USERID in every fucking message board I join.

Oh! I see. I appologize if my posts were easy to find when you googled my name. Perhaps I should stop being so comfortable with myself and be more like you? Maybe I should wear my insecurities on my sleeve by randomly "mocking" people based on things that I've made up so I can assert my place as a master mocksmith on a fucking message board. Or, perhaps you could search for other things, I suggest "cool tips" and "free jokes"

Have fun.

PS: I don't care if I'm funny. You should look up the definition of "mock".
Nowhere therein, does it say that it has to be funny. Derision is not
always a photoshopped picture of a cowboy hat with your enemy's name on it and a dildo in the box it came in,
featuring instructions on how to unclog their ears with it at the maximum speed setting.

Dear Nose,

Thanks, I'll take your word for it. I appolgize for something, I don't know.

Before I go, OJB is WAY funnier than you look.

I appolgize for saying this, but maybe you should marry him

Oh, and stop stalking Emma. :)

Only if you stop stalking me. I appologize

http://www.garmentdistrict.com/store/popculture/simpsons/magnets/smagd.jpg

I appolgize for not laughing at a nerd who quotes the simpsons

Commence to flaming, Your Ass-ship.

I appolgize for your peice of shit internet faggot words, you vuglarnoun-regularnoun.

[Jixby Phillips]

STFU, bling face.

If I wanted your opinion, I would hold you hostage for it.

As for Jixbitch...

__________________
Hey Jixby>

Shouldn't your name be JINXBY? Because banishment from forums on EZboard
follows you everwhere a Google search for your name
takes me. Your chin looks like a cross between a brillo pad and CANCER.
You also have the deadest eyes I've ever seen, and I was going to be a TAXIDERMIST.

I'm sorry that your parents are filthy rich and yet they still have to
put up with your DIGITAL PHOTO WHORING ASS pouring ketchup into an envelope
and addressing it to a CARTOON.

What you should really be pouring into that envelope is your SNOT AND TEARS, then you should address it to yourself as a reminder that YOU'VE NEVER BEEN FUNNY.
Go play Battleship with your ego-bating hand in a blender, and turn it on--

YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY "WIN", THIS TIME.

Yeah as if I'm going to talk to a guy with a bad kids drawing as an avatar :lol

[GADZOOKS]

I like how all of Nose's insult are just basic retellings of something Jixby purposly did on the internet.

HEY JIXBY, WHY DON'T YOU GO MAKE A RADIO SHOW OR SOMETHING :rolleyes

AFTER DOING SOME REASERCH YOU MADE A WEBSITE CALLED F*CK YOU B*TCH! HOW VERY TELLING!

[Misdemonar]

Jixby's harmless. Laugh at his posts and move along. Move along. *trying to do Jedi mindtrick, but realizing that that's stupid, stops*

I WOULD GIVE MY VIRGINTY TO THIS GUY! QUALITY BOARD MEMBERS! JIXBY WHY DID YOU UPSET THEM? >:!!!!111!!1.

[Seven Force]

Jixby, you're a cool guy in my book. :)

[Seven Force]

I appologize...


Appology is the study of apples. :lol

[Matt Harty]

see I got worried jixby was getting all down to earth and then

Maybe I should wear my insecurities on my sleeve by randomly "mocking" people based on things that I've made up so I can assert my place as a master mocksmith on a fucking message board.


WIN

WIN

WIN

[executioneer]

dear jesus i don't believe prog shotter doesn't like the donald duck ketchup envelope picture :( that's just plain old sad :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Not only that but he points it out as if it proves how stupid I am? But that was also next to him calling me a rich kid? So I guess the implication was that I honestly was trying to mail ketchup to Donald Duck, and/or I have too much time on my hands because obviously if I went to school and had a part time job while going to school I wouldn't have the 5-6 hours it takes to think of squirting ketchup into an envelope adressed to donald duck?

I guess?

I'm not mocking him when I say this, but he's a real peice of work.

[Chojin]

This might be hard to beleive, but there was a time when *not* being accepted by stupid pretentious fans of a shitty movie was actually considered a GOOD thing! This time is known as ALL THE TIME.
lol :<

I too got PMs :< I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL. :'<

[executioneer]

nose got PMS and sent you guys PMs :eek

[executioneer]

seriously how does anyone read that thread and not crack up laughing, i mean i've read it about two dozen times and it never fails to make me laugh out loud each time :( is it some sort of pervasive developmental disorder like asperger's syndrome, only being comedically retarded instead of socially retarded?

[Chojin]

I hope Jixby doesn't think less of me because I never think about what I'm posting and even if I hate it a post it anyway :<

[Chojin]

That would be quite the blow to my internet psyche :<

[Chojin]

I would probably be unable to sustain an erection for several days afterwards

[executioneer]

i switch from agonizing over posts to just saying whatever's in my head based on mood and situation lol :(

[Dole]

He PMd us all? I feel so used.

[GADZOOKS]

He's giving these out like 5th grade Valentine's Cards.

He said I should draw children's books based on my signature.

[executioneer]

oh that is rich :lol

[carnage]

so what is making nose go after everyone :confused

[xbxDaniel]

Nobody accepted his 5th grade Valentine's Cards.

[Pram Maven]

He's giving these out like 5th grade Valentine's Cards.

He said I should draw children's books based on my signature.

I thought it was cool! That was a compliment! Geez.

As for everyone else, why don't you just gang up on me some more till my only escape is through music or maybe death? *lol*

And.. I'm done.

[MetalMilitia]

Actually your mian escape route would be to fuck off.

[xbxDaniel]

Nose, you might actually be more entertaining if you were funny.

[Pram Maven]

Funny? FUNNY?

Is THAT what you want me to be?

OMG!

HEY EVERYONE, IT'S XBXMCJ, the Faygo-huffing dyslexic krumper!

or is that klumper. I always get these lame attampts at joining ghetto dancing with the FUCKING CIRCUS confused.

Let's see what hilarity a search for your stupid nick brings up.

OMFG!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=XBXMCJ

There were so many entries for what you've been up to, that Google couldn't display them all!

According to this, you like Manga, though. So I think you should go masturbate to your favorite tentacle rape sequences in Lunatic Party.

Your peronality sucks, and so do your interests. I suggest getting new ones, because one can only do so much with a DVD import of really bad japanimation and their penis. Getting it raw is half the fun though, am I right?

Fhhhhuck yhhhhou, Bitchface San.

[xbxDaniel]

It's almost like you're trying to insult me. I also forgot about the New Gamer site, thanks for reminding me.

[Pram Maven]

Hey, no problem.

Now don't forget to adjust the rock under your trailer so that your home doesn't roll away when you're out taking a leak in the portapotty on the fair grounds!

[Pram Maven]

argh, duplicate

[xbxDaniel]

I'm glad you're concerned about my safety. :)
Nice double post by the way. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

OMFG!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=XBXMCJ

There were so many entries for what you've been up to, that Google couldn't display them all!

maybe its because hes not stupid enough to use the same name on every board he posts at

Fhhhhuck yhhhhou, Bitchface San.

do you guys think he held down the h or typed it indivitually?


Now don't forget to adjust the rock under your trailer so that your home doesn't roll away when you're out taking a leak in the portapotty on the fair grounds!

ugh, another spoiled fucking rich kid. Go polish your rolex, (k)nose(-NOTHING)

hey nose, why don't you at least be consistant with your make-beleive rules regarding what makes somebody mockworthy?

[Pram Maven]

Touche' a la mode.

[Chojin]

Watching nose get upset reminds me of this autistic kid I met in boy scouts. He'd get all flustered, turn bright red, start shaking, and would bellow 'NOW YOU'RE DEAD!'

It was a lot funnier than this.

[Pram Maven]

That's because I don't get upset, Mr. Supermarket Law Pamphlet Smirkyface.

[Seven Force]

It was an insurance pamphlet. :rolleyes

That looks like someone I used to work with.

[Pram Maven]

Oh. >:

[Womti]

hey nose, what crap can you dig up on me, huh? I'd sure hate to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be subjected to the most scathing experience of my time on the internet. go ahead, try. :)

[Chojin]

I'd sure hate to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be subjected to the most scathing experience of my time on the internet.
lol :<

[Pram Maven]

hey nose, what crap can you dig up on me, huh? I'd sure hate to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be subjected to the most scathing experience of my time on the internet. go ahead, try. :)

You are an open river valley (in a hilly area).

;<

[Womti]

hey nose, what crap can you dig up on me, huh? I'd sure hate to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be subjected to the most scathing experience of my time on the internet. go ahead, try. :)

You are an open river valley (in a hilly area).

;<

so the best you can come up with is a scenic description? why nose, I'm flattered. :/

[Pram Maven]

Ok, you're a really big vocal node with hair n' shit growing out of it.

[Womti]

you could've done better. for example: "you're actually a rather tall european dude with a very long, narrow jaw, thick wavy hair, and an obsession for biting things. HARD". now doesnt that sound much more offensive? I mean, seriously, nose. I expected better of you. :tear

[Pram Maven]

Mine was definately funnier.

Go buy a rifle and lay some ruffage to waste, Mr. Michigan.

[Womti]

I said that mine was more OFFENSIVE, you fucking dumbass. :/

[Pram Maven]

No;

If I were to say that you look like you enjoy performing lockjawed oral sex on a donkey's phallus while dressed as Jesus Christ and squirting symbolic water out of your penis onto an old lady in a wheelchair dressed as a blind The Virgin Mary with rickets and a trick knee that causes her to kick priests in the nuts after drinking too much Jesus Juice, THAT would be more offensive.

You LOSE.

Go cry.

[Womti]

might I inquire as to the significance of this remark, Mr. Nose? does your portrayal of me dressed as jesus performing oral sex on a donkeys phallus give you some perverse pleasure? do you fantasize of watching this? if not, then I can truly say I fail to see any distinct meaning in this shallow, halfhearted attempt at a post. and just to make you feel better: you suck. go home. as for me, I really am quite fine, thanks.

[Pram Maven]

OMG LOLLERKINS

No; I just said that it would be more offensive than anything yet to come out of your POUND CAKE HOLE.

[Womti]

I was only trying to help; YOU still have yet to offend me or dig up any embarrassing dirt on me. besides, I should damn well hope that you're coming up with the more "offensive" remarks. that's why I said I expected better of you. also, stop trying to change the subject by being pointlessly competitive. do you honestly believe that I give a fuck if what you say is more offensive than what I say? you sound like sullen 6 year old. >:

[Pram Maven]

Stop replying to EVERYTHING.

[Womti]

ok.

[Pram Maven]

That doesn't count. >:

[Womti]

Stop replying to EVERYTHING.

:rolleyes

[carnage]

nose wtf is wrong with you

[Pram Maven]

nose wtf is wrong with you

I am more interesting and creative than you.

This appears to be a flaw, in your mind...

[carnage]

there is no flaw in my mind other other the voices in my head and how would you know that your more intresting and creative if i've barely even posted here :/

[Pram Maven]

other other

ECHO... cho... ho.. o...

[Pram Maven]

other other

ECHO... cho... ho.. o...

Ok, I can do better than that...

TWO words echoing at the same time with half a second of tape delay and a smack of rewind...

You suck....suck... ckus...suck you...you suck... suck...ckus...suck you...

PS: this is not what it looks like.

[sadie]

i liked your last avatar better.

[Pram Maven]

Aww, really? Thanks :)

The last one was a real pic of me. :(

By the way, I'm sorry for dissing the little guy in your avatar. He's cute!

Reminds me of when I was little. :/

[Womti]

now I can battle you properly, Mr. Anderson.

[Matt Harty]

*puts sunglasses on*

mr anderson we meet again surely youve improved your skills but ive been updated to a new version and i wil show you my skills in combat and martial arts

*picks up nose and throws him through the wall*

BOOM PERKERRRRRRRR (thats the wall crumbling with like dust and sheet rock)

and now for you mr. dale

*uppercuts dale through the ceiling* CRUSHSS

hahahaaaa

[xbxDaniel]

Matt sure can kick some ass.

[Womti]

ok this seems stupid now because the fucking smith avatar is gone. I didnt really like it that much anyway; I was just trying to see if nose would bite. anyhow, what do you guys think of this avatar?

[Marc Summers]

despair.com, right?

[Supafly345]

How embarrasing for nose this thread is.

[Womti]

despair.com, right?

yup. I like this guy alot; he's so adorable. :)

[Matt Harty]

*picks up dale and slides him across a table through a window*

thats the last ill see of you mr dale ahahahaaaaaaaaa

[Misdemonar]

Where's my asskicking?

[Pram Maven]

*picks up the ironing board from the levitating man with the wrinkle-free pillow cases and bashes Matt Hardy over the head with it, then ties Dale up with his tie (get it?), grabs his cellphone, and makes a long distance call to Beijing, talking to some foreign chick about nothing really for four hours, lets the phone's battery die, and then places it back in Dale's pocket, before turning the lights out on him and Matt Hardy*

Now I am almost avenged! *superman-jump-flying away to collect the power up and win the game*

[Marc Summers]

Did you honestly think that was funny or are you trying the shotgun approach toward comedy?

[Womti]

who ever said neo even has a sense of humor? :/

[Pram Maven]

Well, I changed it, so go back and read it, and then tell me how you really feel!

[Womti]

if you assume I have a tie then I can only assume that you assume I am Agent Smith. in this case, you cant beat me physically. if you'll remember, neo kills smith by HACKING INTO HIM when smith tries to assimilate him. so unless I try to assimilate you, you're just going to end up dying anyways(get it?), you pathetic, illogical fuck! :lol

EDIT: oh, and someone as strong as agent smith cant be held down for "like 6 hours" with a god damned tie. just thought you might want to consider that as well, you matrix roleplaying freak.

[Chojin]

Ending that with 'you matrix roleplaying freak' is like calling the dude you just blew a load in a fucking faggot.

[Pram Maven]

The tie was made with the strength of 1,000 of Chojin's Google image posts. :(

You BROKE it, Dale?

[camacazio]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Pram Maven]

The tie was made with kryptonite and the strength of 1,000 Chojin posts. :(

[Womti]

whatever, I was just trying to make sure there were no misunderstandings. :/

[Lotida]

Ending that with 'you matrix roleplaying freak' is like calling the dude you just blew a load in a fucking faggot.


Did anyone else hear the sound of Dale's heart deflate?

It's a tough board dale. One second your falling in love with the admin's picture and the next he's slamming you back down like the wretched follower you are. :tear

[Womti]

but I still love him. :love

[Lotida]

but I still love him. :love

I know... but he will NEVER love you back! Remember that when you are sucking his dick.

[Pram Maven]

Don't you mean, sucking his WHALE PENIS? :lol

*picks up Dale and throws him into the sun*

[Womti]

how do you throw that far, I really must know. such small biceps...

[Pram Maven]

I was born with a bionic ass. Please don't make fun :(

I would have thrown you farther but it would it would have triggered my waste-making mechanism.

By the way, I'm killing off this name. From now on, direct all of your insults to Pram Maven.

[Chojin]

No, stick to one name. I'll delete the others. I'm not gonna let you hide from your legacy every week.

[Pram Maven]

All I want to do is change my name, and if that is possible with the original account, then I would like to change it to Pram Maven---nothing else would be changed, and even if it was a new account (the rules about which are strangely not in the TOS) then I will make apparent exactly who is posting. I'm not trying to hide from anything, I just don't like this name, and I've been Pram Maven since 1996, so that is the only name I want to be known by.

[Esuohlim]

How about Nose Shooter and call it even

[Chojin]

weren't you just yelling at jixby for doing that

i'll change your name but this is the last time for a while.

and good point, i'll go add that to the R&G

[Pram Maven]

LMAO, Esuohlim :P

Thank you, Chojin. I will be careful to stay within the guidelines unless there is a newbie who is making a bigger ass of himself than I have been. I really like these forums, as they're my only source of constant entertainment every day in my graying disappointment of a life, and I appreciate all of the laughter the members here provoke. If I had it all to do again, I would not have joined in support of Lycu and his battles.

I want to be here for the right reason.

[Chojin]

punch that furry in the head for me

[Pram Maven]

Done! He's my three o clock.

[MLE]

How about Nose Shooter and call it even

LMAO, Esuohlim :P

i thought it was funny too, but fuck i feel dirty now.

[sadie]

okay, "pram maven." so first you're a shooter of homeless people. then you're a proboscis. and now you're an expert on baby carriages. since 1996. i must be missing something here.

[Pram Maven]

Prog Shooter was explained in an earlier thread; it basically means "progressive shot filmmaker". I like to use webcams as opposed to video cameras to do clay animation with, because it gives a cleaner image with less sharpness around the edges---more of a film look.

Nose is a reference to Dan Savage (I think) or Wm.TM Steven Humphrey --one of those staff members of The Stranger, a free Seattle alternative rock rag/tabloid/gay toilet paper roll in weekly periodical format.

P-ram Maven is an inside joke about how powerless and unknowlegeable I felt when I still owned a Mac. I've since switched to the Windows world, and I'm better for it.

[Seven Force]

Tell me more!

[Pram Maven]

Tell me more!

When I was little, I used to take dumps facing the wall.
My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.
I'm a singer and songwriter who can't seem to find a band to save his life, but still managed to get signed on to produce the music for three independent films which are stressfully all coming out at the same time. Ugh!
I used to pee my pants to get out of going to church. When I was TWELVE.
I have sensitive skin and OCD, coupled with Aspbergers Syndrome, dyslexia, and ADHD--all diagnosed..
Ok, that's enough for now. If you want more, you have to put a quarter in.

[sadie]

i like my version better.

[Pram Maven]

You like your MOM...

[Womti]

just because your mom hates you, it doesnt mean you should be trying to make sadie feel guilty. >:

[sadie]

i respect my mom, but we don't get along very well at all. i actually work to avoid her, pretty much.

[Pram Maven]

Yeah, Sadie, moms can be smothering. I moved to Oregon to avoid mine :P

[Chojin]

My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.
Haha, I remember that! That was great!

Don't you also have some kooky fetish that you're being coy about discussing? You left that out.

[Pram Maven]

My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.
Haha, I remember that! That was great!

Don't you also have some kooky fetish that you're being coy about discussing? You left that out.

Nah, I like kakes and krumets more than kookies.

Don't you have a weird fetish for dressing like an asian girl? You should fulfill that more outside of the boards, for a more worldly vilificational experience.

[cjadthenord]

I wouldn't be suprised if you had a fetish for your own face, ya narcissistic bastard.

[Pram Maven]

STFU, ya shitwink.

[Chojin]

I had a boyfriend for 2 weeks, too. Go nuts.

[Pram Maven]

Yuck, Chojin. You said "nuts" in the same sentence as you said "boyfriend".

I'm really not into these front door shennanigans, muchless hearing about them...

[cjadthenord]

STFU, ya shitwink.

Acronym comma you foulword randomword.

I think that format works for you perfectly; it's easy to use and streamline efficient for retards.

[Chojin]

No I didn't.

[Pram Maven]

I had a boyfriend for 2 weeks, too. Go nuts.

AHEM! Don't make me slap you...

[Chojin]

It's not the same sentence.

[Womti]

you're just wasting your time with him, chojin.

[MetalMilitia]

The Internet is for wasting time

[Pram Maven]

I love you :(