ROM HACK REVIEW: "LITTLE REMO - THE CHILD ABUSER!"

[Mockery]

Dr. Boogie is back with his latest review of what appears to be one of the more in-depth rom hacks we've come across. The rom hackers appear to be venturing into uncharted waters. Abandon all hope ye who play them. :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/boxes/littleremo-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/littleremo)
ROM HACK REVIEW: "LITTLE REMO - THE CHILD ABUSER!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/littleremo

Enjoy!

[Seven Force]

That was a damn good review. Well worth the wait. :)

[Marc Summers]

Very good job!!
I'm...I'm in tears...:lol

[bigtimecow]

man, that gif of the dude fucking the other guys face

[MarioRPG]

Sweet, I love the hacked rom reviews. This one was great. :lol

[EverythingWillSuck]

The new remix is catchy :(

[Jeff The Ninja]

How long until someone hacks Double Dragon to where you Are an old man beating Children.

[NES Boy]

Isn't Jomb the same guy who did Pussy City Pimps (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/pussycitypimps), which FatSatan reviewed?

Fatty took a shower and Pops got in and raped him .

"You haven't seen the last of my Fatty."

"Chain & Whip are Horny's kidrapers ."

Yep, I guess Jomb saw the review of his Pussy City hack here, noticed the other reviews, and decided to make Little Remo.

[MarioRPG]

Yep, I guess Jomb saw the review of his Pussy City hack here, noticed the other reviews, and decided to make Little Remo.
Or maybe he just makes rom hacks.

[Jomb]

Yep, I made both of them hacks.

The actual story is as follows... In 1999 i put out Pussy City Pimps. I did'nt think much about it for years after. Bullshit happened. Then suddenly it was 2005. I was bored and wanted to play my old hack again, but i lost my copy of it. I decided what the hell, maybe that one guy i showed it to did something with it, so i looked it up in google. To my surprise i got tons of matches on it and it seemed like it had become its own legend without my knowledge. I came to this site and laughed at all the ROM hack reviews. After playing Wilford Brimly hacks i was annoyed and bored. So i played The Ernie and the Muppets Take It All Off hack. I realized PCP was no longer the most obscene hack. This was a serious situation which needed fixing. So i made Little Remo. I guess you could say I-Mockery is indirectly responsible for Little Remo's existance.

I have some minor issues to clear up with the review of Little Remo.
Remo does not have a growth on his back. If you played Nemo you'd notice he has a sceptre strapped to his back even at the beginning of the game. I replaced the sceptre with the enchanted dildo, so Remo has his dildo strapped to his back at all times even before discovering it, much like Nemo did.
The 69-girl is supposed to attack with an orgasmic moan, and the squigly lines are the sound waves.
There is a nazi reference already in the hack without having to make one up, it is kinda hidden though. When Charles Manson comes out and talks to you about the clouds, if you look carefully at his portrait he has a swaztika tatto on his face.
I did continue to change the background after area 1, but in less noticible ways. If you look around in Remo's house I added several items to the shelves.
The bald midget in area 1 is modeled after George The Animal Steel.
Dr B. missed several of the enemies.
If you cut down Ernie, he will slide toward you menacingly.
In the House of Toys, the dirgible has writing on it.
In Skinny Dip, the mysterious creature is actually supposed to be a woman with a big ass holding her legs up in a tuck, to reveal a monstrous vagina which tries to bite you, but admittedly she did'nt turn out that well.
In Remo's House, the trans-sexual is supposed to be hurling AIDs infected condoms at you, but thats hard to draw.
At the end, the Penguin was changed, though not much, all the penquins were made to look darker and to wear leather bondage gear. Its a frank zappa reference.
You seemed to have not noticed that the big surprise ending with the Bondage King is that he actually has a penis for a tongue.

I hope everyone was offended by Remo, now i'm going to go back to working on my admittedly less obscene, but more presidential, follow-up

enjoy!

[Chojin]

Pope Hentai posts here too sometimes (Wilford Brimley guy), maybe you two should wrestle ;<

[Jomb]

I think i'm missing the in-joke that would make Wilford Brimley funny instead of old and dull.

[maggiekarp]

Them's fighting words, Jomb


Also I thought those things looked like condoms, so you didn't do too bad on that.

EDIT: Great review too :D

[Dr. Boogie]

I'd just like to point out to our viewers that I did notice the penis tongue on the Bondage King, but there were so many other penises in the hack that I thought better of mentioning yet another, less showy penis.

As for the other stuff I glossed over, consider it incentive for the truly dedicated rom hack player to go all the way through the hack.

[VolCanon]

How did you screw with the music?

[Jomb]

Maggiekarp - Bring it on :)
At least someone saw the condoms (even i thought they were hard to make out), but how to express them being AIDs infected?

Dr Boogie - Good job with the review, it cracked me up! The game was so changed it would have probably been 3 times as long to cover everything. My next hack will have no visible penii... the challenge will be to be obscene without them :)

VolCanon - lots of tedious trial & error! That and some happy accidents while changing pallettes...

[MarioRPG]

My next hack will have no visible penii... the challenge will be to be obscene without them :)
Wait, a rom hack without a single penis? What manner of hack is this?

[VolCanon]

Yes, I demand swastikas, penii, breasts, and mutilated celebrities.

[Jomb]

Dont worry, its more disgusting than Pussy City, even without any visible penii, but its a hair less repulsive than Little Remo, i dont think i can handle making another one like that! :)
It involves the old west, the president of the US, and a derranged sex offender!

[camacazio]

Wait, how can you have a sex offender but no penis?

[Jomb]

Its a carefully guarded secret :)
It will be my most violent hack, there are tons of cold-blooded murders!

[VolCanon]

Do it of a game we haven't seen before.

[Jomb]

I'm sure someone has seen the game before, it's a hack of a pre-existing game, not an origional game. But, as far as i can tell no one has ever made a hack of this one before. I avoid games like Super Mario Brothers, or the Megaman series because there are just too many hacks for them already and everyone has already played them all before. I'm trying to pick games that are still half-way fun on their own but which people may not have played before.

[MarioRPG]

A wisp of orignality in a hack. This is rare.

[VolCanon]

You better offend us greatly, or you'll get it.
I think the TMNT series would be nice hacked, except maybe the first one because it's long and has no password system.
That or dragon quest/warrior or final fantasy (so far only serious hacks have been done on those games).

[Supafly345]

Of course Dr. Boogie wouldn't mis-identify things because it would make the review funnier. That's just absurd.

[Jomb]

I'm sure everyone will be deeply offended! especially the president and sex offenders. And native americans. And goats....
I played a hack a long time ago of Dragon Warrior called Dragon Perv. It seemed kinda funny, but i did'nt play it very long because i got busy so i dont know if it was complete or not. The first area was.

[MarioRPG]

Well. I know I just can't wait to be so offended. Good luck to you... I guess.

[Jomb]

My estimated date for completing my 3rd hack is 3 weeks from today, give or take 1 week. I'm about 70% done right now. So if I-Mockery decides to review it you can get it from here about 4 months after that ;)

[Supafly345]

They don't do reviews of games that are introduced on the message boards you know. So if you tell everyone here about your game then it won't be eligeble for the great honor of being made fun of by dr boogie.

[Mockery]

Yeah, we generally like to keep the rom hack reviews a surprise.

[Jomb]

Oh, i did'nt know that ;) I'll send it to you guys first then before releasing it on the message board!
Would'nt want to miss any opportunity to be mocked :)

[Jomb]

I just sent you my 3rd hack. Let me know if you are going to use it or not, you are the only ones to have it right now and if you are going to use it i'll wait awhile before releasing it elsewhere. :)

[Chojin]

I like how this is sorta the official home of rom hacks now.

[Jomb]

This is the best place i can find for funny rom hacks :)
For just romhacks in general romhacking.net has more.... but the reviews you guys do really make all the difference!

[Supafly345]

The romhack reviews are one of the most original parts of the site, and, honestly, got me reading it in the first place.

[VolCanon]

yah. rom hacks > everything else on this site. No offense, but the rom hacks make me laugh out loud.

[Mockery]

When I started out with that first rom hack review of "Knife Boy", I had no idea I was opening Pandora's Box. And now it's too late to close it :o

[MarioRPG]

The rom hacks are probably the best part of the site, due to the hacks already being so damn funny. Then the commentary is like the icing on the cake I suppose. :)