The TOY WARS Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 6! [Archive]

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:36 AM

The REAL trinity? Oh but how your logic is flawed young one! Jesus is only PART of the holy trinity. The father, the son (jesus), and the holy ghost. Therefore, your lil' Jesus is only a part of what makes up the almighty TRINITY!

"TANK, I NEED A WINE-DRINKIN PANSY ASS KILLING PROGRAM STAT!"

http://awesomehouse.com/matrix/images/trin.jpg
"Dodge THIS"

McClain

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:38 AM

As the good book says: "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!"

James

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:51 AM

Jesus. >:

liquidstatik

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:57 AM

As the good book says: "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!"

That was the Three Musketeers I believe :) And I vote the almighty JESUS!

Pub Lover

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:58 AM

Trinity.

Psycho Squid

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:01 AM

Jesus.

ItalianStereotype

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:25 AM

shit......jesus i guess.

Tropical

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:36 AM

Bah, jesus can kick Neo's ass or something if he wanted to. Summon a miracle or something..... So I vote Jesus

LegoLars

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:51 AM

jesus can get drunk with ease if he wants too, then he kicks trinitys white little ass with his almight sandal of life.
every bone in trinitys body is broken.

Vote: Mclain

The_Rorschach

Mar 27th, 2003, 04:08 AM

There is only one Holy Trinity, and that is The Donnas, Loli & The Chones and The Spaceshits, in that order. If you don't recognize these bands, you're an uncultured swine.

Vote: McClain's Buddy Christ; Despite his heresy

edit: "That was the Three Musketeers I believe And I vote the almighty JESUS!"

Jamacans 5:16 And the Lord brandished his mighty blade of righteous indignation and sayeth to his disciples,
Jamacans 5:17 'All for one and one for all'

Ninjavenom

Mar 27th, 2003, 05:58 AM

I didn't see him, but "jesus" anyway.

The Unseen

Mar 27th, 2003, 06:38 AM

Trinity

Les Waste

Mar 27th, 2003, 10:13 AM

I have that exact same Jesus action figure, except he's black. No fooling.

Jesus. >:

pjalne

Mar 27th, 2003, 10:34 AM

This one?

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gphcs/toysbiblejesus.gif

Spectre X

Mar 27th, 2003, 10:39 AM

trinity, she has guns, and she can let Neo do the work for her, cause they in love.

Zomboid

Mar 27th, 2003, 12:49 PM

Jesus. I think it's pretty much decided who's gonna win :/

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:15 PM

Yep, looks like he finally got his win.

Anyway, McClain if ya want to start the final round early, go ahead. Otherwise, I'll check for it at midnight.

z0nk!

McClain

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:21 PM

I'll do it when I get home.

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 01:23 PM

What time is that? Cuz I have a lesson early in the evening and won't be back until roughly 7:30 EST

liquidstatik

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:31 PM

what you gettin a lesson in RoG?

Rongi

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:49 PM

My vote doesn't matter, but jesus, because Dogma ruled >:

McClain

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:50 PM

It's 1:00 pm my time and I typically get off work around 4. So, in another three hours or so. SEE YOU THEN SLAPPY! I'll try to keep it interesting.

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 03:56 PM

Ok, I might be a lil' late with posting my figure McClain, looking forward to our final battle though. Raaaaar!

what you gettin a lesson in RoG?

PAIN

James

Mar 27th, 2003, 05:36 PM

Forgive me for asking, but isn't that Jesus NOT from Dogma? Everyone keeps making mention to it and the Buddy Christ.

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 27th, 2003, 05:48 PM

It doesn't look like the one from Dogma. I don't think they make the Dogma one in action-figure form.

McClain

Mar 27th, 2003, 05:54 PM

No, that's not Buddy Christ. But they do, in fact, make a figure for him though. This is just your run-of-the-mill, dime-store commonplace Jesus. It's made by Accoutrements.

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 07:28 PM

Yeah there's a bunch of action figures of jesus that you can buy now. One company that makes a "jesus action figure" also makes a "sigmund freud action figure".

whoreable

Mar 27th, 2003, 07:38 PM

yea i saw that freud action figure not too long ago

James

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:01 PM

You're lucky people are stupid, McClain. If they had known it wasn't Buddy Christ/Dogma-related, you probably would have lost. ;(

Rongi

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:48 PM

Shut up :/

I also voted jesus cause I don't want to burn in HELL :rolleyes

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:51 PM

You'll burn in hell anyway for thinking he was the jesus from a shitty movie.

Anonymous

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:53 PM

I thought I was the only person that hated Dogma.

Rongi

Mar 27th, 2003, 08:55 PM

I've already packed my bags for hell :(

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:13 PM

I thought I was the only person that hated Dogma.

Nope. I pretty much despise all of Kevin Smith's work after Clerks. And it's just getting worse and worse. I couldn't even finish Jay and Silent Bob because it sucked so badly...

whoreable

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:17 PM

i liked clerks the most. I really dont like any of the other movies although chasing amy was probaly the best :(

Mockery

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:24 PM

Chasing Amy was ok, but too many people rate that movie and mallrats far too high just because "it's a Kevin Smith flick". Fuck that. He had an awesome debut, but he's basically sucked ever since... which is pretty sad, considering he is a talented writer.

Zomboid

Mar 27th, 2003, 09:35 PM

THANK YOU! Clerks kicked total ass and is one of the funniest movies ever but everything after that got worse for each movie. Jay and silent bob strike back was fucking horrible. I'm sick of people not admitting they suck because it's by kevin smith >:

James

Mar 28th, 2003, 01:29 AM

I feel each one of his movie is a completely different style, and I take them all for what they are (just like you take Jason X for what it is). I'm the first to admit that his work isn't always a 10, but I still enjoy his movies and watch them more than all my other movies combined (with the exception of Chasing Amy, because I can't get it to work right on my DVD players). In fact, I watched Mallrats every day for 2 weeks straight.

As for Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; I admit it's very cartoony and full of "stupid humor." But I still like watching it every now and then.

On a side note: The commentary for Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma is hilarious.

pjalne

Mar 28th, 2003, 03:24 AM

No, that's not Buddy Christ. But they do, in fact, make a figure for him though. This is just your run-of-the-mill, dime-store commonplace Jesus.

Uh, excuse me, that 'run-of-the-mill, dime-store commonplace' Jesus has built-in wheels, FYI >:

From http://www.mcphee.com/bigindex/current/10746.html :

Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action.

Hear that? Smooth gliding action. It's Jesus and a car all in one.