Things to do in Denver when you're banned

[Lycurgus1985]

Well then this will scare you even more AChimp.

Remember that night that Chojin got REALLY damn drunk? Well, I had a contact in Baltimore who is a furry in the complete and total sense of the fandom. I'm talking the kind who actually think they're the animal they play, are into all the gross fetishes, extremely yiffy, and love to fursuit beyond the max. Eeewww, that even makes me sick. :puke

I'm such an demonic little bastard for what I caused to happen next. I set it up for this fur to give him a "wild ride" when he was too wasted to remember. And if you haven't heard, being a furry is contagious and sexually transmitted.

So Chojin, I hate to break it to you, but you will soon become a furry. Depending on which type of furry did the nasty with you, you will become that type of furry. Oh God, that means you'll be an extremely yiffy living plushie (you know, a fursuiter) thing of destruction. No one will be safe! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! :chatter

I think I went too far this time. I am so going to Hell for this... but it was worth it! :lol2

[Gurlugon]

hello again!

[Lycurgus1985]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/.jpg

...And GOODBYE!!!

EDIT: Well, aren't we Mr. Big Man Dale? I'm editing this post because I'm not wasting a post on you. That's for everyone else! :lol

[Womti]

dear god.............. SHUT UP. >:

[Misdemonar]

You just wasted a post on him lycu...dumbass.

[Lycurgus1985]

Did I?

I don't believe I did.
You see, I edited a post. I didn't waste a post on him where he was the sole subject. Huge difference. Now try to pass kindergarten again. I think after 18 years of trying that you just might make it this time! :)

[Auttumne]

Nice artwork. It was really well-done. Ignore everyone else's comments on the hybrid character. Someone has to have an imagination. ;) It's better done than a lot of people can do, including myself. <sigh> Alas, I need some more practice, I think

After a couple of those comments, I'm thoroughly convinced we are spaying and neutering the wrong race, and a license for breeding might not be such a bad thing.

[Lycurgus1985]

It does seem like all the idiots are reproducing like bacteria. It's worse than a Staph infection gone horribly awry! :shocked

[Womti]

lycurgus, you DO realize that no one here seems to like you? I really dont understand why you feel the need to be hopelessly annoying on a site like this. seriously, that shit just pisses people off. it isnt funny to anyone besides you, you fat, twisted, furry-loving fuck. :(

[Misdemonar]

[img]0EDIT: Well, aren't we Mr. Big Man Dale? I'm editing this post because I'm not wasting a post on you. That's for everyone else! :lolyou metonied his name. Now stop trying to be smart cause you are not.

[Lycurgus1985]

lycurgus, you DO realize that no one here seems to like you? I really dont understand why you feel the need to be hopelessly annoying on a site like this. seriously, that shit just pisses people off. it isnt funny to anyone besides you, you fat, twisted, furry-loving fuck. :(

And I should care why?
Oh, I'm sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone who cares.

And you die in the night? I guess you must be some emo/goth loving fuck who is all mopey then? Like that's any better.

[Auttumne]

I guess that would be a display of individuality, not caring what one thinks. I suppose being a puppet is good for some, but the rest of us like to Free Our Mind ;)

[Misdemonar]

Lycu, you donot insult anyone, that goes for you're girlfirend too, you may think you are intellgent, or atleast sound it. But you're not. So go away and think about why you post here.

[Womti]

lycurgus, you DO realize that no one here seems to like you? I really dont understand why you feel the need to be hopelessly annoying on a site like this. seriously, that shit just pisses people off. it isnt funny to anyone besides you, you fat, twisted, furry-loving fuck. :(

And I should care why?
Oh, I'm sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone who cares.

And you die in the night? I guess you must be some emo/goth loving fuck who is all mopey then? Like that's any better.

I didnt say you should care. I was only trying to help. as for my location, it is only there to make you ponder. try getting a big bag of greasy, deep-fried fries, 4 large quarter pounders and 2 super size coca-colas from Mcdonalds or what have you. then maybe, just maybe, as the cholesterol continuously buids up on your tortured and slowly rupturing veins, you might just be able to live the stress of being a perverted furry net freak down. like I said, just trying to help, pal. :)

[Lycurgus1985]

Lycu, you donot insult anyone, that goes for you're girlfirend too, you may think you are intellgent, or atleast sound it. But you're not. So go away and think about why you post here.

This coming a he-she who is dyslexic and grammar challenged... Righte-o there. Surely Jason Vorhees has more intellect than you.

In the meantime, tell me, are you the slack-jawwed yokel redheaded stepchild offspring of Margaret?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/JayWolf1985/godwarrior.gif

That goes for Dale too. I see a slight resemblance.

[Womti]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[Misdemonar]

How'd you know I was a he-she? >: , if you're simple wolf mind can take that in relaity you're just one lame-ass kid with nothing to do but to look at wolf-porn and try as hard as you can to insult pepole on an internet forum. Now go to you're room, I'm very disapointed >:

[Lycurgus1985]

I didnt say you should care. I was only trying to help. as for my location, it is only there to make you ponder.

Your location only makes me ponder what a sad miserable little man you are and whether or not I should give you my pity.

[Lycurgus1985]

Excuse me Miss Demeaner, but what's relaity? I know of reality but what's this relaity you speak of? My poor mind just can't comprehend your impressive geniusness.

Besides, if I have nothing better to do at the time than to insult you, then it's clear you have nothing better to do but retaliate back. I just do this to waste time here and there really.

[Misdemonar]

Hell no it can't.

[Womti]

I didnt say you should care. I was only trying to help. as for my location, it is only there to make you ponder.

Your location only makes me ponder what a sad miserable little man you are and whether or not I should give you my pity.

does it ease your misery to call me a sad miserable little man? I know that most people who frequently insult others with no provocation are usually sad miserable little men themselves. but you, you're a bit different, you sad, miserable fat man.

[Auttumne]

Whatever you guys do, don't get into a career that involves interacting with others. You don't seem to understand people, and might make a bi-polar person snap. We wouldn't want a mess like that to clean

[Lycurgus1985]

does it ease your misery to call me a sad miserable little man? I know that most people who frequently insult others with no provocation are usually sad miserable little men themselves. but you, you're a bit different, you sad, miserable fat man.

*yawn*

Oh I'm sorry, were you trying to make me feel bad? I'm too busy laughing at your pathetically funny replies. But anyway, if you two want to pollute the forums with more garbage with me, let's at least do it in Mock Wars.

And I do agree with Auttumne. That would be a horrible mess to clean up. Only one who could deal with that is a jizz mopper. Then again, you seem to want to die in the night so go ahead and get it over with. Do me that one favor. :)

[Womti]

it basically means I never die, actually.

[Lycurgus1985]

Ok, so are you in fact insinuating that you're some kind of vampire thingy? Oh God... Great, we get to deal with another goth boy with delusions of grandeur! :rolleyes

[Womti]

:lol

[Misdemonar]

'scuse me, but this was a topic about some guy's girlfriend's art, not you're cry for attenion. And I have to deal with some wolf humping fat-ass who can't get away from the computer.

[EisigerBiskuit]

FUR AFFINITY IS THAT WAY ------------------------> THANK YOU

[Lycurgus1985]

'scuse me, but this was a topic about some guy's girlfriend's art, not you're cry for attenion. And I have to deal with some wolf humping fat-ass who can't get away from the computer.

Wait a minute...

I barely post here anymore. Actually do things. You're on here constantly surfing the forums yet I'm the one who can't get away from the computer? :confused

The Mentally Challenged Miss Demeaner Rides Again! :rock

Now, over to the Mock Wars where this bullshit belongs as I said once already. Not to mention I do believe it was Dale who got this one off-topic.

By the way, who wants Fur Affinity when you can get CrushYiffDestory? While I'm at it EisigerBiskuit, please stop sodomizing Princess Toadstool. It's clear she doesn't like it much.

[sadie]

who the hell are all of you?

[Emu]

I don't remember many of these people. I have a feeling most of them will be banned within the hour.

[Misdemonar]

or I will be flamed to a crisp by other board members, anyways nice art, 'cept I got confused with the genders. What is the thing at the right?

[Emu]

the one on the left is female, the one on the right is male

[executioneer]

Not to mention I do believe it was Dale who got this one off-topic.

nope

[Chojin]

Split to Mock Wars.

Lycurgus1985, dale, Auttumne, and Misdemonar may consider this their first warning. Dick up another thread outside of Mock Wars and you'll be banned for a month.

[Chojin]

To clarify, dale seems like an all right guy, he just needs to not get dragged into bitchfests with morons in threads about other things. Just leave it alone and a mod will come along to take care of it.

The rest of you can die in a fire, though.

[Dole]

hear hear.

[Pram Maven]

Ok, so are you in fact insinuating that you're some kind of vampire thingy? Oh God... Great, we get to deal with another goth boy with delusions of grandeur!

And I thought I was the only one.

damn.

[Lycurgus1985]

The rest of you can die in a fire, though.

We love you too Chojin! :lol

[Womti]

:rolleyes

[Pram Maven]

Single emoticon posts are against the rules if there is no text in the post. RTFR!!!

[Gurlugon]

Keep your chin up Lycurgus, it is a b right sun-shiney day!!!

[executioneer]

Single emoticon posts are against the rules if there is no text in the post. RTFR!!!

oh shit that had better not be a somethingawful forums reference >:

[Pram Maven]

Oh shit no, it's not.

I bit that quote from someone HERE who can't follow their own rules (go fig).

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Pram Maven]

CTFU