The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)

[Esuohlim]

It's a good book, guys

[Pram Maven]

Hi Seven Force!

[Seven Force]

Ok, what the hell.

Hi Esuohlim, hi faggot.

How are you two today?

[camacazio]

F99Cloud (7:34:45 PM): Hey.
camacazio (7:34:50 PM): man you again
camacazio (7:34:55 PM): what's up?
F99Cloud (7:38:58 PM): Sorry.
camacazio (7:39:49 PM): none needed
camacazio (7:39:56 PM): regail me with a tale of the savage land from whence you came
F99Cloud (7:41:30 PM): brb

IT'S NOW 7:51 ASSHOLE I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

[Lotida]

I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

I am so going to use this at work tomorrow!! :)

[Terra]

:lol Now THERE'S a TAGLINE! :lol

[Sam]

[19:24] Switch Dingo: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[19:24] Switch Dingo: IF YOU WERE USING A PUBLIC RESTOOM
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and when you opened the stall and looked inside at the toilet
[19:24] Switch Dingo: you just see someone's internal organs all in the bowl
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and shit and blood every where
[19:24] Switch Dingo: bloody hand prints
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and footprints
[19:25] Switch Dingo: what would you do
[19:25] F99Cloud: Wipe off the seat. Then, business as usual.
[19:25] F99Cloud: Seriously, walk out and fucking tell someone.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: you wouldn't stand there in shock
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and just gaze upon the human disaster
[19:26] F99Cloud: Well, yeah.
[19:26] F99Cloud: I would.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and wonder how they walked away from it
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like their intestine
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and stomach
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and liver
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like they just exploded from the sterum down
[19:29] Switch Dingo: into a toilet bowl
[19:32] F99Cloud: Ugh.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: BUT THERE IS NO BODY
[19:32] Switch Dingo: THEY WERE AWSOME ENOUGH TO SOMEHOW CRAWL OUT
[19:32] F99Cloud: I know.
[19:32] F99Cloud: God, I don't know what I would think about that.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: I would be worried about what he ate that caused that
[19:33] Switch Dingo: and hope that i didn't eat it
[19:35] Switch Dingo: maybe you would never want to eat again
[19:37] F99Cloud: I wouldn't. :/
[19:37] Switch Dingo: serious
[19:37] Switch Dingo: how crazy
[19:37] F99Cloud: What made you think of that?
[19:38] Switch Dingo: ino
[19:38] Switch Dingo: just thought of it =(
[19:39] F99Cloud: brb

IT'S NOW 8:06 AND HE HASN'T RETURNED >:

[Womti]

sam, your friend probably killed someone. >:

[Sam]

UPDATE GUYS:

[20:24] F99Cloud: I"M BACK GODDAMNIT
[20:24] F99Cloud: OH MAN MY STOMACH
[20:24] F99Cloud: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I LEFT IN THE TOILET
[20:24] Switch Dingo: :O
[20:25] F99Cloud: :o

AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BREAKING NEWS TO REPORT:

[20:27] F99Cloud: God damnit I hate dale.
[20:28] Switch Dingo: me too

[Seven Force]

So yeah my day was alright i bought an extenal hard drive and i don't really know what i'm going to back it up with but I know that pornography will somehow find it's way in there

[Sam]

EARLIER TODAY:

[19:08] F99Cloud: I got an extra drive now. What should I use it for?
[19:09] Switch Dingo: PORN
[19:09] F99Cloud: That was my first choice! :D
[19:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[19:09] F99Cloud: But i'll need to buy it. :(

[Seven Force]

I definitely know a lot of roms will be there.

[Sam]

Maybe. :/

[Misdemonar]

Hi.

[Seven Force]

Hey, Misdemonar. How've you been today?

[ArrowX]

Sevn Force you look just like this kid I know named Ephrum.

[Misdemonar]

I tried to get anthoer job today..I failed. How are you?

[ArrowX]

I quit at my theater to work at teh Pizza hut :( The faggots at Block Buster refuse to hire me. I'm gonna make a fuckign Stink Nuke and put it in the return bin.

[Misdemonar]

same here too, 'cept I sorta know them. They know that R rated movies burn my flesh.

[EisigerBiskuit]

There's a Blockbuster right nextdoor to me, and they turned me down. They don't really even do a thing during the daytime, why I couldn't get the daytime shift I dunno.

[Seven Force]

I'm doing ok. I'm thinking about getting an XBOX so I can mod it and play emulated games with an actual control pad. Sorry to hear about your shitty jobs (or lack thereof).

[Pram Maven]

Some of the ROMs on the net are great fun.

Have you ever played Battletoads, the NES version, Seven Force?

[sadie]

i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.

[MetalMilitia]

I hope you dont smoke them infront of your children >:

[executioneer]

they're FOR the children :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Your Medicare Advisor would not approve

[Moobs]

There hasn't been a 'hi!' for a couple of posts.

Hi!

[Womti]

and how are you!

[Pram Maven]

Machines to make more machines, production to make more production. Smoke stacks by day, fire in the night

Dale to make more crappy Dale posts, forum members to talk amongst other forum members, insults by day, PM's in the night.

[Marc Summers]

WHAT IS GOING ON
I'm thinking about applying at the library as a shelf stocker...7.20 an hour, you can work whenever you want as long as you work 10 hrs a week...yea...

Hi 7 4s

[Womti]

dale happens

you could at least be more original with your signature. mocking one user whom everyone dislikes by using a 2 word insult directed at that user just says you're a worthless jerk who has nothing better to do than make fun of people. if it wasnt for me, everyone would still hate you. most of them still do.

[Marc Summers]

oh goddammit >:

[ArrowX]

Seven Force Beat Sigma like Fifty bajillion TIMES.

Ive only done it once.

Seven Force Got X's Blade Armor in MMX6

I didn't

SevenForce Is such a fan he even beat MMX8 without using Axl once!, and X isn't even availible untill half Way through the game.

I don't have a job

Seven Force didn't clean up his department OR fill out his Sweeping Sime Sheet.

[Seven Force]

i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.

Let's see that ID please.

Seven Force Beat Sigma like Fifty bajillion TIMES.

This is true.

Seven Force Got X's Blade Armor in MMX6

Yes, but I don't like the armors. I like using good ol' X.

SevenForce Is such a fan he even beat MMX8 without using Axl once!, and X isn't even availible untill half Way through the game.

I think you're refering to X7. :rolleyes

Seven Force didn't clean up his department OR fill out his Sweeping Sime Sheet.

Wait, what?

So, how are all of you tonight?

[sadie]

heh. getting carded is a compliment at my age!

[Terra]

Oh "quote quote quote quote!"

Enough already 7 Up!

[Seven Force]

You couldn't be that old.

[Seven Force]

Ok ok ok...I have a special request for dale and Pram Maven.

PLEASE STOP POSTING HERE.

I don't need your stupid fuckin' dickwaving fucking up the thread. Why don't you two PM each other? Go make your own fucking thread and bicker there.

[Seven Force]

<<<-----you're making me very upset here this isn't a joke you know

[Terra]

Oh GREAT

Just encourage them why don't you.

[nothing4buddha]

hi sevenforce

[Seven Force]

Hey buddha.

How's it going?

[nothing4buddha]

not bad

[Seven Force]

ROM collecting is fun. ;(

[Pram Maven]

Dale, I didn't pick this fight, and I'd much rather drop it now.

Seven Force, I got Monster Party on ROM, and it works fine, but Battletoads's side scrolling is all messed up. If you know anything about graphics, what gives?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Hi Seven Force!
Why are you going to be gone for the rest of the week? I saw your away message! Now who will I talk to when I'm bored and slightly drunk!
Who?!

[Seven Force]

Dale, I didn't pick this fight, and I'd much rather drop it now.

Ignoring him would be a good idea. You don't have to "defend your honor" here or whatever. Fuck him.

Seven Force, I got Monster Party on ROM, and it works fine, but Battletoads's side scrolling is all messed up. If you know anything about graphics, what gives?

It could be that the rom you have is corrupted in some way. Get another ROM or fix it with a utility. Zophar's Domain would be your best bet.

Also, what emulator are you using? What stage is this problem in? I'll probably need the filename of the rom too, unless you renamed it.

Hi Seven Force!
Why are you going to be gone for the rest of the week? I saw your away message! Now who will I talk to when I'm bored and slightly drunk!
Who?!

No, I put that on just to fuck with people. I'll be here. I'll need someone to speak to when i'm bored and slightly lonely. :(

[Pram Maven]

Hmmm, ok, Sevenforce,

the ROM was downloaded, as was the emulator. I can't remember what it was called, but the scan rate was somehow incorrect, and I got a lot of flicker anywhere there was a sprite. Very annoying, as far as the level with the doom bikes, which are hard enough to pilot around those walls as it is.

I'll do some research and get back to you.

[Terra]

I'm sure seven his holding his breath. Hurry back now. :)

[ArrowX]

Bullshit X was useless without his armors >:

[Seven Force]

Pram Maven:

It definitely sounds like a corrupt rom. Try to find another one and test it out.

Terra: Is this what you had to PM me about? :rolleyes

ArrowX: Not if you know how to handle X. ;<

[Pram Maven]

Thanks, man.

What causes ROMs to become corrupt? I've got another problem you might know the solution to, but it's kind of off the subject. It has to do with music software that stops responding in XP. No other operating system freezes it, just XP.. And it's the only software that crashes.

[Seven Force]

You might want to ask that in Technophile Talk (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewforum.php?f=23).

[Pram Maven]

Ok, thanks :)

[Seven Force]

so yeah anyways :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

Hi SevenForce.

[Seven Force]

Hey Pub. How are you?

[Pub Lover]

Superb. How are you?

[Seven Force]

Ditto. I've been promoted. Wait, did I spell that right? :sick

[Pub Lover]

The good kind of promotion?

Are you buddies with every woman on the board?

[Seven Force]

I don't know, why? :P

Well, not lunlun or GW. >:

IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN :(

[Pub Lover]

You're so cool. :(

[Seven Force]

What are you on about, man?

[Pram Maven]

He's on bundt cake.

[Pub Lover]

What is bundt cake? :unamerican

Was that a crack about my weight? I'm very sensitive about being overweight. :tear

[Pram Maven]

What is bundt cake? :unamerican

Was that a crack about my weight? I'm very sensitive about being overweight. :tear

I would think that you would be more sensitive about your terminal cancer. :(

No, it wasn't a crack about your weight, it was a Mitch Hedberg reference.

http://www.google.com/search?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=bundt%20cake%20Mitch%20Hedberg&sa=N&tab=iw

[Big Papa Goat]

hey how about being a bit more sensitive about mitch hedberg did you ever think of how his family feels about you fagging about with his material you son of a bitch

[Pram Maven]

???
I was QUOTING him, not being insensitive. Fuck off a lot.

[Seven Force]

How about you fucking fucks stop fucking up my fucking thread. >:

[Seven Force]

FUCK

[Pub Lover]

Hi Seven Force! :)
How about you fucking fucks stop fucking up my fucking thread. >:
:lol

[Seven Force]

Hey Pub! :D

How was your day?

[Pub Lover]

I watched this, & cracked up. (http://www.youtube.com/v/xfk_1-OU28U)

But it's UK comedy, so you probably wouldn't get it. :(

Not because you're stupid, because UK comedy is stupid.

How was your day? :)

[Seven Force]

Great, i'm learning the ropes as far as opening and closing the store. Counting registers, etc. I had to put in some overtime too so i'll be making extra cash.

What did you do today? :eek

[Pub Lover]

I dressed up as Howard Moon from The Mighty Boosh. Which is also weird UK comedy.
I'd post a picture, but cameras I do not have.

What did you do today? :chatter

[Seven Force]

I just went to work.

[Pub Lover]

There is nothing just about being a slave to the Man. >:

Oh wait, maybe that's a bad joke as you're almost black! :eek

[Seven Force]

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGERIA :lol

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/07-11-2003-analyst.jpg

[Seven Force]

So, i'm just waiting for Terra to get on AIM....:rolleyes

[Pram Maven]

]How about you fucking fucks stop fucking up my fucking thread. >:

Sorry for upsetting you, Seven. I wouldn't want your eye to wander more when you're mad :(

[Seven Force]

you know what fuck you :tear

[Seven Force]

:rolleyes

[Seven Force]

I'd roll my eyes IRL but it wouldn't look right. :x

[Terra]

You know what bothers me the most about you, nose?

Is that your not up in the thread in loveline. We could use some imput from those of you that have been buttrimmed by your uncle.

But then this career of yours must be really flooding your downtime.

And this is why your wasting your wack off time posting around here.

Or maybe your still trying to find your dick? That could take weeks.

:lol

[ArrowX]

Who let you out of the kitchen. You don't worry your little head about this whole complicated INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD, now get your short little feet back where they belong!

[Terra]

Embedded up your ass? No problem Hitler. :lol

[ArrowX]

Right over my head. HEY SHITSTORM THIS IS THE INTERNET! Inside jokes don't work here, because nobody knows you as well as you think. Christ sports wouldn't even hang out with you, you saggy cunt

[Pram Maven]

I'd roll my eyes IRL but it wouldn't look right. :x

Screw that, I wanna see what it looks like when you try to cross them!

Tearmeanewasshole Shittornado- See you there.

[Seven Force]

What a day what a day what a day... :(

[Seven Force]

Hey Pub. :)

[Pub Lover]

Hey Seven Force.

[Seven Force]

Hey! How've you been today? Go on any exciting adventures? Fuck any of the strange locals? :o

[Pub Lover]

Great. Yes. Oh Yes. ;)

& You?

[MLE]

Hi Seven Force. Why don't you respond when we all talk to you in SG mode in CoV?

[Seven Force]

It's hard to respond when you

a. Can't figure out certain things.
b. Are being shot at/attacked.

But yeah, sorry about that. :/ I'm not doing that to be a jerk or anything.

[Seven Force]

Great. Yes. Oh Yes. ;)

& You?

I'm doing fine. I got a blender today! :D I didn't fuck it though. :x

[Pub Lover]

Sounds Splendid.

[Esuohlim]

Hi Seven Force stop weaving SA references in everywhere ok love you bye

[Juttin]

Great. Yes. Oh Yes. ;)

& You?

I'm doing fine. I got a blender today! :D I didn't fuck it though. :x


BLENNNDER!

[Guitar Woman]

I don't like this thread

[Esuohlim]

ARE U KIDDING IT'S DAS BOMB

Neither do I but work with me here, all the faggots are taking it seriously :(

[Seven Force]

I don't like this thread

Who gives a shit what you think?

Hey everybody! :D

[Guitar Woman]

Hi sevenforce
what a idiot am I right guys

[Pub Lover]

Hey Seven Force! :)

:(

[Seven Force]

Hi sevenforce
what a idiot am I right guys

Fuck off, you dyke kraut piece of shit.

Fuck off, you dyke kraut piece of shit.

How's it been, Pub?

[Pub Lover]

It has been fine. How has it been for you?

[Seven Force]

It's been alright.

Edited for gayness.

[Pub Lover]

Don't be such a fag, Seven Force. :sigh

[Seven Force]

I'm not a faggot.

:D

[Pub Lover]

& yet you 'edited for gayness'. :blah

[Sam]

HEY GUYS BE NICE

[nothing4buddha]

hi sevenforce!

[Seven Force]

Hey N4B, how are you?

[nothing4buddha]

i'm ok, just finished a calc test i think i did ok :(

[Pub Lover]

Hello N4B, how are you? :(

[nothing4buddha]

how are you guys?

[Seven Force]

i'm ok, just finished a calc test i think i did ok :(

Glad to hear it. Math scares the shit out of me.

[Pub Lover]

Hello N4B, how are you? :tear

[Seven Force]

how are you guys?

Ugh. :(

[ArrowX]

I'm awesome at the moment, save for the two massive head injusry I sustained earlier tonight.

[Womti]

I don't like this thread

Who gives a shit what you think?

Hey everybody! :D

this thread is really pretty boring.

[Seven Force]

Then just vote 1 and get the fuck out. Nobody likes you here anyway.

[Seven Force]

Oh fuck I forgot where I was. :lol

[Seven Force]

But still get the fuck out.

[Womti]

shut the fuck up. >:

[Esuohlim]

Seven Force you're such a GBSer it makes me sick

[Seven Force]

Did you see the last Jefferson Brothers Flash Tub?

I'm going to miss that series.

:tear

[Womti]

shut the fuck up. >:

THIS MEANS YOU, SEVEN FORCE >:

[ArrowX]

Who the fuck is dale?

[Pub Lover]

after all this time, I must make a confession, which is: I am indeed womti. there. now chojin has an excuse to ban me. bye for now, guys. it was nice to know you without your judgements to get in the way. and yes, chojin, I am still homeless. and I hate you. still. so bye for now! :)
I hated Dale without knowing it was Womti. His shit was stupid and he spread it all around.

[Juttin]

HI SEVENFORCE :|.

[ArrowX]

Gorse!?

[Seven Force]

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS WOMTI THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/fuckingwomti.png

[Seven Force]

His queer fucking angst towards me all the time was a dead fucking giveaway.

[Seven Force]

That and he still sucks.

Damnit Chojin I warned you!

[Seven Force]

Hey guys how are all of you?

[Womti]

That and he still sucks.

Damnit Chojin I warned you!

oh shut up seven force, dont even try to pretend that chojin likes you.

[Seven Force]

Don't presume you homeless puddle-bathing faggot. You are, always was, and always will be a shit poster and a generally shitty person. You're truly pathetic to keep coming on here even though no one really likes you. I can only hope this is the last library with Internet access you can visit so that when you're eventually banned again you can go back to sitting outside of the soup kitchen jacking off to "Ultraviolet" billboards before the cops finally come and beat your ass for being the spiteful unfunny n*gger you are.

[Womti]

for being the spiteful unfunny n*gger you are.

THAT'S IT, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT YOU MOTHER FUCKING RACIST DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY HERITAGE >: >: >: >:

[Staxeon]

umm....isnt this literally the pot calling the kettle black?

[nothing4buddha]

you just literally used the word literally wrong
:rolleyes

[Seven Force]

Hi buddha.

[nothing4buddha]

SUP

[Seven Force]

Nothing much, you?

[nothing4buddha]

nothing really

[xbxDaniel]

Continued from here (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21401&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=25).

I'm fine, just waiting for the pizza man.

[Seven Force]

You're getting pizza? Awesome. :)

What kind is it?

[Seven Force]

I hope I don't get in trouble for that parody thread I started in Loveline. :chatter

Everyday I live under the INTENSE FEAR that the ban hammer might be swung my way.

[xbxDaniel]

The kind that I have enough money to pay for.

So, like cheese. :(

[Seven Force]

I guess you could add your own toppings if you really wanted to.

[xbxDaniel]

Not all of us have jobs and can afford such luxuries! >:

[Seven Force]

Cheese pizza is good too, just depends on what pizza you're getting. :x

[Womti]

salutations, seven force >:

[Seven Force]

Bye, dale. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/emot-10bux.png http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/emot-byewhore.gif

[Seven Force]

How was everyone's day/night?

[executioneer]

fine until i read this thread :x

[Marc Summers]

I have to deal with goons in real life, too :(
They're my roommates :(

[Terra]

I feel for you. I'm not roomate material but I have one. Except she isn't a goon.

[Jixby Phillips]

Then how do you feel for him?

[maggiekarp]

With her hand!

[Terra]

Then how do you feel for him?

I don't get along with her. SO THERE MISTER PISSY PANTS!

[Marc Summers]

I can't tell you how many times they've tried to convert me :(
It's like a cult :(

[Seven Force]

Going to work. :(

[Seven Force]

:( :( :(

[Juttin]

Going to work. :(


CVS Hero!

[Seven Force]

Football hero!

[Juttin]

Guitar Hero!
Super hero!
Sandwich Hero!

[Seven Force]

So, how was your day, juttin?

[Juttin]

Wake. Go to School. Get Home. Get Dumped. Get on computer.

That was the basic timeline of it....

[Seven Force]

Fuck, dude. That sucks. :(

[ArrowX]

I want to buy the whole forum a coke!!

that should be the new sponsor program! Everyone pitch in to buy the whole forum a coke.

[xbxDaniel]

As in all the registered members? Or the regulars? If it was the second I'd give serious thought to it. Also, Seven, I've noticed these bumps around my thigh and I thought you might want to go talk to a doctor or something, just a head's up buddy. :)

[ArrowX]

Just the regulars

I'm serious about the Idea.

We can have an annual I-Mockery Coke Day!

[Moobs]

Sounds interesting and slightly refreshing :)

[Lotida]

I want to buy the whole forum a coke!!

that should be the new sponsor program! Everyone pitch in to buy the whole forum a coke.

A coke? or... some coke? Because I don't do drugs mister!!! >:

[ArrowX]

A Bottle of Coke

I expected this to come from one of the newbies like Callum or Couth but not you lotida. >:

[Terra]

Well you said "Coke!"

Ya gots to be more specific! She din't do anything wrong. Gawdamnit.

[ArrowX]

well you see when someone states "a Coke" they mena a bottle/can of coke, if i were to say "I want to buy everyone here Coke" it would have made more sense.

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah, you really are grasping at the straws just to make an obvious shitty joke, Lotida you fucking creep

[xbxDaniel]

It'd have to be a bottle though. Cans would be too impersonal, I don't know why they just would be. So yeah everybody has to get a bottle of coca-cola and send it to somebody else, but here's the catch, you can send them something other than cola! :eek

[Esuohlim]

I ain't participating in shit

[ArrowX]

Fuck you then Nobody give milhouse a coke!!! >:

Of course it would have to be a bottle! you can't mail a fucking can >:

[xbxDaniel]

I'm so bored right now.

[MetalMilitia]

Fuck you then Nobody give milhouse a coke!!! >:

Of course it would have to be a bottle! you can't mail a fucking can >:

why is it easier to mail a bottle than a can? :/

[xbxDaniel]

Bottles are more durable I guess.
But can be a hazard.


Damn you coca-cola!

[MetalMilitia]

But cans are a more regular shape and would be easier to package.

[xbxDaniel]

This isn't something worth arguing about, so, you win.

[MetalMilitia]

:)

mockwars it is alot tougher than it used to be.

[Lotida]

Yeah, you really are grasping at the straws just to make an obvious shitty joke, Lotida you fucking creep

Hi ya Jizby! All this time I had thought you forgotten all about me!!! :)

[Terra]

I love this woman.

I adore her. :)

[Esuohlim]

I-Mockery: FUCK YOU LOTIDA
Lotida: YAY ATTENTION!
I-Mockery: YOU SUCK AND WE HATE YOU
Lotida: *ORGASMS*

[Seven Force]

Esuohlim: I'm funny! But not really!

[Lotida]

Terra: I love you! :)

Milhouse: It's like you can see in my inner most soul. :chatter

[ArrowX]

6force: Seven Force's best friend

[Seven Force]

:)

[Moobs]

Hi SevenForce!

So what the topics titles changed, shutup >:

[Seven Force]

Hey hey, don't blame me. I'm not the unfunny faggot that changed it.

How are you?

[Esuohlim]

At least I don't look like DeeDee from My Brother and Me

[Seven Force]

Me neither! :)

What a coincidence! :D

[ArrowX]

I fuckign won!

[6force]

i dun get it.......

[Esuohlim]

Me neither! :)

What a coincidence! :D

http://www.freewebs.com/adrii515/9.%20Dee%20Dee%20Runs%20Away%201x09%20029_0001.jpg

WITHOUT THE LAY-Z-I

[Jixby Phillips]

Goo sucks

[Seven Force]

GOO PUNCH!

[Seven Force]

EVERYBODY NOW

[Seven Force]

MOVED (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=405031#405031)

[BlueOatmeal]

Hi Seven. Thanks for calling me.

[Juttin]

HI SEVENFORCE :|

[Seven Force]

MOVED >: (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=412874#412874)

[RaNkeri]

Hi Seven force, how are ya? Hope you're doin' good :)

[Esuohlim]

A 700 KB sig, seriously rankeri

[Juttin]

HI SEVENFORCE :|

[Seven Force]

Hi Seven force, how are ya? Hope you're doin' good :)

You are a fucking faggot

[Seven Force]

HI SEVENFORCE :|

Hey juttin

[Seven Force]

This is my Bizzaro Chat room thread. You would think it means that faggots are allowed, but no, they aren't.

[Fathom Zero]

I have what you need.

[Seven Force]

So you're a woman then? :lol































:(

[Fathom Zero]

I have your children.

[Seven Force]

I have your son's toe. :lol :mrshow

[Sicktodeathmx]

Hey Seven Force!

[Seven Force]

Hey. :)

How are you tonight?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Meh, I'm okay
My CD Player died, so I bought a new one
And it has mp3 capability!
omg I'm awesome.
Yeah.......
I'm watching a show about self-inflicted injuries, well... Jason is.
And it's kinda gay.
Jason is also kinda gay.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c348/sicklj/IMG_2473.jpg

[Misdemonar]

IS THIS THREAD DEDICATED TO ME?

[Sicktodeathmx]

No :(
It's dedicated to Seven Force! :)

[Terra]

Hi Seven!

[Seven Force]

IS THIS THREAD DEDICATED TO ME?

It's dedicated to you fucking yourself repeatedly.

With a hammer. Fuck off.

Also, me.

[Seven Force]

Hi Terra, STDmx.

[Pub Lover]

Hi 7F.

[Misdemonar]

HEY, WOW, I'M OFFENDED, SF.

[Terra]

I love the hammer thing. I want to say "hi" to Misdemoner!! He's soooo unappreciated around here!!!

[Seven Force]

Maybe people should take a fucking joke once and a while.

[Seven Force]

I say this not only because of his reply, but because of the fact that he made a shitty new thread because of it. Had I known that would be the result, I would've been more cordial. No. And now we have more filler for the boards.

[Seven Force]

Hey Pub.

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/cordial2004.gif

[Pub Lover]

And now we have more filler for the boards... Oh, hey Pub!

[Esuohlim]

Hey Seven Force I don't mean to be rude but where the fucking fuck fuck hell is this new article that you told me would be ready two Thursdays ago?

I tell ya if I was paying people for their contributions I'd well ok I'd still probably pay you for morale purposes but I swear to God I'll take away the water cooler because I know people are talking about me behind my back over there >:

[Seven Force]

Okay okay...

This Thursday, at the latest. :(

[Esuohlim]

The water cooler can stay, but only if Pub sends me another round of reviews of the last season of shitty Sci-Fi shows :(

[Pub Lover]

Oh, you're fucking on!

[Seven Force]

Nothing will replace the Guitar Woman shaped hole in my heart. I've got nothing left! :(

Except these snacks.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3641/b0009bbwhu01a2yhtqdz7cuof8lzzz.jpg

I'd appreciate this if someone got this for me for my birthday.

[Seven Force]

I've got no one to hang out, shoot the shit with in the afternoon. Everyone else here has a life. Terra's going to be drugged, captured and put in a harem, Comrade Rocket keeps getting laid and the kiwi is asleep on the other side of the world. :(

[Seven Force]

That's a really nice avatar by the way. Maybe I should get a snape avatar, or that guy from Galaxy Quest.

[Seven Force]

In Galaxy Quest, there's a scene where the alien guys go to Tim's house. He lets them in and he goes to pick up a newspaper. If you pause it at the right time while he's bent over, you can see the dark silhouette of his nutsack.

True story. Try it for yourselves!

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I'm asleep. Not as if I posted 20 minutes ago, in this damn thread. Crybaby.

[Pub Lover]

Maybe I should get a snape avatar
I saw a 'Snape on a plane' avatar the otherday. I laughed, but I've never seen Harry Potter or even think Snakes on a plane jokes are funny. :(

[Fathom Zero]

You could get a Dogma avatar, too.

[Seven Force]

Maybe I could just get his brother.

From the sequel.

[Fathom Zero]

Or this guy:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8176/hurricane3wt.jpg

THE HURRICANE!