Dr. Boogie
Feb 14th, 2006, 12:54 AM
Not really an email, but still amusing. It's the review of the classic console game, "Dr. Boogie Beats up Helpless Retarded Children":
Title: Dr. Boogie Beats up Helpless Retarded Children
Reviewer: Steve
In this 1993 title, you play Dr. Boogie, an obese man who takes pleasure in viciously beating handicapped children and not updating I-mockery's classic game page. The game is a classic side scrolling adventure, similar to Super Mario brothers. What makes this game different, however, is the number of fun minigames in between each level. My personal favorite was the puppy strangling game, where you had to mash the space bar quickly to choke a 3 month old Boston Terrier to death. These minigames add variety and depth to the game, something that is greatly appreciated.
I think this is a great game, but unfortunately it is difficult to find. Searching on Ebay is futile, and the Dr. Boogie adventure is not found on any abandonware site. This is due to the fact that, due to its content, the game was taken off of store shelves very quickly when it was released in November 1993.
Cheats: During gameplay, press B-O-O-G-I-E in rapid succession. Doing so will enable sodomy mode, which will allow Dr. Boogie to conquer his disabled foes with extra efficiency.
Title: Dr. Boogie Beats up Helpless Retarded Children
Reviewer: Steve
In this 1993 title, you play Dr. Boogie, an obese man who takes pleasure in viciously beating handicapped children and not updating I-mockery's classic game page. The game is a classic side scrolling adventure, similar to Super Mario brothers. What makes this game different, however, is the number of fun minigames in between each level. My personal favorite was the puppy strangling game, where you had to mash the space bar quickly to choke a 3 month old Boston Terrier to death. These minigames add variety and depth to the game, something that is greatly appreciated.
I think this is a great game, but unfortunately it is difficult to find. Searching on Ebay is futile, and the Dr. Boogie adventure is not found on any abandonware site. This is due to the fact that, due to its content, the game was taken off of store shelves very quickly when it was released in November 1993.
Cheats: During gameplay, press B-O-O-G-I-E in rapid succession. Doing so will enable sodomy mode, which will allow Dr. Boogie to conquer his disabled foes with extra efficiency.