Haze the New Guy

[cjadthenord]

I just joined, and I think the idea behind this website is pretty cool. Mocking is a tradition passed down in my family, the Muirs, since ancient Celtic times. Indeed, mocking has been established as the general sign of affection in my household. It also has practical uses when constructively criticising someone. For example, my lazy brother moved in awhile back, and still hasn't found a job. So every day, when he says he wants to buy something new, I pleasantly remind him that he's "A dirty hobo, who needs to get off this free cargo train before it starts throwing boots into some asses".

In keeping with the spirit of this website, I feel the need to be mocked by the general public, and introduce myself with specific people of specific mocking styles. For instance, I personally employ a "Subtle Irish Reference mocking, mixed with Dry English Wit and mild twists of Violent Threats" to good effect.

[Esuohlim]

how r u

[cjadthenord]

im gd wut r u doing?

[Pram Maven]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Now you're going to get your fuck flamed out. You're not supposed to post a "I'm new here" thread, dipshot. Go read the rules while eating your boogers--at least, the ones that you don't wipe on your pants.

[cjadthenord]

Now you're going to get your fuck flamed out.

Congratulations! You just stated the obvious idea behind this thread!

[Chojin]

hi cjad :> Your brother sounds like a jerk :<

does your name mean anything?

[cjadthenord]

No. It's just a misspelling of my real name. And apparently hard to pronounce.

[Chojin]

i cannot think of a way to spell that that would make more sense ;< unless you're including 'thenord' in the anagram, anyway ;<

Then you could be DR. JADETHONC

So do you live in norway?

[cjadthenord]

No. My name is bland and boring. It is "Chad". I don't live anywhere cool, like Norway. I live in Miami. But you see;

I'm Irish, but I'm not a Leprechaun,
You wanna fight, step up and we'll get it on.
You've got a right to the grill,
I'm white, and I'm ill,
I'm a descendant of Dublin with titanic skill.

But Dr. Jadethonc sounds awesome.

[Chojin]

How has winter been down there? We just got our first serious snow the other day and I'm right above the bible belt.

[cjadthenord]

Sunday through Tuesday ended up being really nice at 54 degrees fahrenheit throughout the day, and around 40 degrees at night. But it's starting to warm up again, which sucks. I just don't want to leave because boating kicks ass, and the latina chicks have large butts.

[camacazio]

He's ok in my book.

[cjadthenord]

He's ok in my book.

Yeah, but if you're book is a 'little black book", than we can't be friends.

[Moobs]

Hi ;<

I don't have a book on me, so your in my word document :<

[cjadthenord]

Hi ;<

I don't have a book on me, so your in my word document :<

Yeah, but if your word document is a "little black word document", than we can't be friends.

[Moobs]

It's not :(

Can we have e-sex now?

[cjadthenord]

Okay, fine.

[Marc Summers]

Careful, he has a pirate fetish :eek

[cjadthenord]

If I were ever to find a female pirate, I would have sex with her and then shoot myself. I would die a happy man.

[Marc Summers]

That's when she turns out to actually be a man but it's too late 'cuz you died :)

[Pram Maven]

And then I took pictures and sold them to E!

[Misdemonar]

That's when she turns out to actually be a man but it's too late 'cuz you died :)

Or...A ninja. :eek

[Guitar Woman]

that would be even better than a pirate :eek

[MetalMilitia]

what thread do we check out if we DONT want to see you kick Pram Maven's ass?

[Pram Maven]

He didn't; I WON that battle.

I should thank him for pointing out the obvious, and for the free advertising.

[MetalMilitia]

Is your name pram because your a BABY, i bet thats why thats your name.

[Pram Maven]

Good one, cat-in-a-raincoat!

[EisigerBiskuit]

Actually it's an overshirt, it has a collar you know.

[cjadthenord]

That's when she turns out to actually be a man but it's too late 'cuz you died :)

Well how the hell would I find out? I'd be dead.

However, if she turned out to be a ninja, I'd roll over in my grave. Granted, Ninjas are pretty cool. But they ain't pirates.

There currently aren't any threads I'm not kicking Pram's ass in, so tough luck.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm Irish, but I'm not a Leprechaun,
You wanna fight, step up and we'll get it on.
You've got a right to the grill,
I'm white, and I'm ill,
I'm a descendant of Dublin with titanic skill.

Home boy ya get clown like Krusty, trust me
You shouldn't play, and by the way
Top o' the mornin' to ya.

[Pram Maven]

WELCOME BACK to the worst freestyles ever! I'm your host, Rapa Sukza

[red8ge]

>:

[Juttin]

WELCOME BACK to the worst freestyles ever! I'm your host, Rapa Sukza

SHUT THE FUCK UP [/caps]

[sadie]

hello? he's been banned for days now. :rolleyes