I-MOCKERY CHARITY AUCTION NIPPLE EGG OMGOMG!

[Mockery]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5669122574

I need your help here everyone. Please share this URL with anybody you know. Send it to your local news stations, do whatever you can. I want the NIPPLE EGG to become a common household name. It's as American as Apple Pie, but much tastier... and sexier!

I-MOCKERY'S CADBURY MINI EGG WITH A NIPPLE AUCTION!
(a portion of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's charity!)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5669122574

[MarioRPG]

I'm surprised you didn't gulp it down, and took time to notice. :/

[Esuohlim]

There's a $20 bid for it already and there's still 9 days and 22 goddamn hours left

[sadie]

somebody needs a manicure. :P

[Fathom Zero]

$102 Dollars, further proving that you can sell anything for an outrageous price on eBay. I wonder what you would do with something like that, though.

[darkvare]

put it on a pedestal?

[GADZOOKS]

It's obvious that person is riding the price up and not planning on purchasing it (he changed his username already)

[Mockery]

It's obvious that person is riding the price up and not planning on purchasing it (he changed his username already)
No, that's Stamper from Newgrounds and he's legit.

And speaking of Newgrounds, Tom Fulp has agreed to match whatever I donate to the St. Jude charity for up to $1000.00. Very cool indeed!

[Marc Summers]

eBay is probably the only place where you can become a millionare for selling oddly shaped snack food.

I think I'll start buying flamin' hot Cheetos and see if I can find my tuition in there somewhere...

[Jeff The Ninja]

I LIKE NIPPLES, THEY ARE GOOD.

[Womti]

good like cheese and crackers. wait..... :puke

[EisigerBiskuit]

I once found a skittles shaped like a car. There goes my future.

[lunlun]

somebody needs a manicure. :P

hihi i also thought that

[Esuohlim]

Rog would you like me to paint ur nails? :eek

[Mockery]

Nah, they'll just get ruined the next time I fist Protoclown.

Seriously though, we've got an egg with a nipple on it and you guys can only focus on me getting some nancy-boy manicure? :pac

[EisigerBiskuit]

I'm sorry to say this, but...

A lot of them have nipples. :(

[Immortal Goat]

Yes, but do they have such well-defined areola?

[Archduke Tips]

I've seen nipples in weirder places.

[the_dudefather]

heh, i just finished watching the episode of 'Penn and Teller's: Bullshit!' on randomly occuring religious icons, looks like they havent seen this yet

[Mockery]

eBay is lame.

Dear i-mockery,

We appreciate that you chose eBay to list the following auction-style listing(s):

5669122574 - THE NIPPLE EGG Cadbury mini egg with a Nipple RARE

However, your listing was in violation of eBay's Charity policy and has been removed from eBay. We have credited all associated fees to your account and notified eBay users associated with the transaction that it has been cancelled.

We would like to take this opportunity to let you know what part of your listing is not permitted.

Your listing(s) contains the following information:

ALL proceeds from this auction will be going to the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital!


eBay encourages community members to be active in supporting charitable endeavors. Because charitable fundraising is a highly regulated area subject to numerous state and federal laws, eBay has partnered with MissionFish to make charitable listing easy and has created very specific guidelines for when charitable solicitations will be allowed on eBay.

Non-MissionFish listings

1. Sellers may only list items on behalf of a charity if the charity has provided advance written consent for the solicitation. To prove that you have obtained that consent, you must include a scanned copy of the consent in the listing.

2. Sellers may only solicit on behalf of recognized 501c3 or 501c4 charitable organizations.

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2. Sellers may only solicit on behalf of recognized 501c3 or 501c4 charitable organizations.

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Translation: "Hahaha we're rich and we want to make it harder for you to give to those in need. SUCKAS!"

[Emu]

I don't get it. Why would you need St. Jude's approval to donate to them? And is St. Jude not an approved charity? Besides, it's your money anyway.

[Protoclown]

That's fucking gay.

[MarioRPG]

...That's just sad.

[Emu]

Advertise it on i-mockery. eBay can fuck themselves.

[mburbank]

But... You could sell the nipple egg for profit? I mean, sure, a lot of folks will bid more if it's for charity, but I bet there's folk out there who really want a nipple egg no matter what.

[Guitar Woman]

Every time I find food that looks like something I tell myself I'm going to sell it on eBay, then later I forget and eat it :(

[ArrowX]

I hope eBay is fucking happy wIth themselves

I would suggest that Roger would just repost the auction but people are cunts and wouldn't bid :(


FUCK eBay, heatless pricks.

[Mockery]

But... You could sell the nipple egg for profit? I mean, sure, a lot of folks will bid more if it's for charity, but I bet there's folk out there who really want a nipple egg no matter what.
Yeah, I could easily relist it without mentioning the charity, but I think that's part of what gets the price so high to begin with, and I should be able to say it's for a charity when that's what it is.

Anyway, I've continued my ranting about this bullshit here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=28