Vince: "Someone who talks in intelligent sentences"

[phnompehn]

100,135.) People are wired naturally to believe in a higher power, but some are atheists.

100,136.) Kikebank, can you figure out a better way to rebuttal my posts?

[Miss Modular]

100,135.) People are wired naturally to believe in a higher power, but some are atheists.

I was just about to post this one. Damn!

[Zhukov]

So was I god damnit.

[mburbank]

Hey, Hey, damnit, where are you getting those most recent quotes! I can't find them!!

[phnompehn]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=10807

Both of those mind-blowing quotes are in there somewhere.

[mburbank]

Yeah, I found 'em. Thanks, they rock.

[phnompehn]

These are a month old, but I don't think they've been posted yet:

After teh_master wrote:
"Your Bible must be mighty big to contain tenants. I couldn't resist..."

100,137.) It's a standard Catholic Bible, so it's big enough to stop a .50 cal bullet at point-blank range.


And after emu wrote:
"Better carry it in your pocket. You might need it some day."

100,138.) I'd have to carry it in one of those baby backpacks that you put on your chest. They are a bit cumbersome.

[AChimp]

He must own the large-print edition.

[mburbank]

Usborne Bible Stories for Kids. It's a boardbook. Higher armor class, and the pages don't disintegrate when he sucks on them.

[Dole]

.100,138) "The goal of the groups on the album is to oust George W. Bush in 2k4. Nobel cause, I'm sure"

-if that isnt fucking unintentional irony, I dont know what is :lol

[Dole]

Incidentally, I was bored at work today and looked at Vitnths site for the first time. It reads like the ramblings of a drugged horse.

[mburbank]

100,139.) "Maybe Zell Miller believes he is stil a Democrat for the simple reason that he believes in the Democratic platforms that Kennedy perscribed to."

[phnompehn]

Technically, it wasn't posted here, this was on vince's site. But it's too damn good to pass up. Every single line in it is classic.

I'm not saying it should be with the rest of the quotes, but maybe as an appendix or something.


My sane, non-partisan, unbiased view of John Kerry supporters

I was posting in a thread at Fark.com and I put forth my totally fact-filled opinion on the average John Kerry supporter. I thought everyone would like to see it, so here ya go....
2004-03-15 10:58:05 PM CatholicSamurai


Kerry supporters are a very interesting sort.

You can see the panic on their enlarged brows as their Neanderthal cerebral cortexes try to process the political news of the day. Contempt in their third-grade views, they prolong throwing the feces they roll around in at each other, their crinkled hands creating their next advent-garde anti-Bush slogan.

Unable to understand the concepts of "lying" vs. "faulty intelligence", they will place labels on anyone they disagree with even though the reasons for their disagreement have been torn to shreds. As long as the idiot box and the printed ink continue to cover the facts with their out-and-out lies and bias, the borderline retarded Kerry supporters will grunt in a mob-like approval.

The bitter, the jealous, the whiny, the insecure, the pansies, the limp-wristed, the appeasers, the nobodies will work themselves up into a rabid frenzy will vote someone out of office that they dislike. They dislike him not because they have any real concrete reason to, but becuase they secretly long to "fit in" with the other high-society plastic artsy-glasses wearing hi-brow bohemians that cast their noses up at the simple minded redneck folk who would vote for a foolish God and Country lovin' daddy's boy into the White House.

They will continue to vote our freedoms away and look at the flyover states and wonder what they are so worried about. The choice is very clear: A man who has the onions to fight against the beings that want to hasten our demise, or a two-faced snob who has done more flips than a ninja on crack

See, I told you that my analysis was factually honest!

[Perndog]

That goes in this thread:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2765&start=225

[sspadowsky]

I almost gave this its own thread, but it really does have a home here......

From www.catholicsamurai.netfirms.com:
[center:a11fa62616]My sane, non-partisan, unbiased view of John Kerry supporters[/center:a11fa62616]

I was posting in a thread at Fark.com and I put forth my totally fact-filled opinion on the average John Kerry supporter. I thought everyone would like to see it, so here ya go....
2004-03-15 10:58:05 PM CatholicSamurai


Kerry supporters are a very interesting sort.

You can see the panic on their enlarged brows as their Neanderthal cerebral cortexes try to process the political news of the day. Contempt in their third-grade views, they prolong throwing the feces they roll around in at each other, their crinkled hands creating their next advent-garde anti-Bush slogan.

Unable to understand the concepts of "lying" vs. "faulty intelligence", they will place labels on anyone they disagree with even though the reasons for their disagreement have been torn to shreds. As long as the idiot box and the printed ink continue to cover the facts with their out-and-out lies and bias, the borderline retarded Kerry supporters will grunt in a mob-like approval.

The bitter, the jealous, the whiny, the insecure, the pansies, the limp-wristed, the appeasers, the nobodies will work themselves up into a rabid frenzy will vote someone out of office that they dislike. They dislike him not because they have any real concrete reason to, but becuase they secretly long to "fit in" with the other high-society plastic artsy-glasses wearing hi-brow bohemians that cast their noses up at the simple minded redneck folk who would vote for a foolish God and Country lovin' daddy's boy into the White House.

They will continue to vote our freedoms away and look at the flyover states and wonder what they are so worried about. The choice is very clear: A man who has the onions to fight against the beings that want to hasten our demise, or a two-faced snob who has done more flips than a ninja on crack

See, I told you that my analysis was factually honest!

There are so many unintentionally brilliant things going on here. The paragraph with the boldface text has got to be my favorite, although the closer, "factually honest," has its own charm as well.

I hope this guy never, ever stops pretending to be smarter than he is. The day he wakes up and realizes his self-perceived wellspring of ideas is really a clogged sewage pipe will truly be the day the laughter dies.

EDIT: Haha, sorry, pnom, I completely overlooked your post. I was just so eager to share this with everyone, I didn't even see you had already posted it.

[AChimp]

Trolling on Fark... how classy. I'm sure Vinth feels like he "brought it" and everybody was "told." In fact, I'll bet he goes down in Fark history like Jelloboy.

:FarkAccount#2004 :rock

[Dole]

"advent-garde" :lol :lol :lol

[Zhukov]

The responses to Vince on Fark are pretty much as expected.

"advent-garde"

Really... Vince, turn off automatic spell-check and proof read your crap. You've typed "Avent" or something and it has been made worse. It's not funny anymore to me, I really feel embarrassed for you.

[VinceZeb]

It seems to me that the only defense against what I say is to mock the way I say it. Have any of you ever tried to argue my points? The only one who came close was Max, and when the heat go turned up on his doughy dumb ass, he got the fuck out of Dodge.

Just becuase you quote what I say as some kind of joke doesn't make it stupid. I don't need anyone to tell me that I'm intelligent; the respect of my peers and people I admire do just fine.

[mburbank]

Okay, first of all I can't believe you object to my Homage to you Vinth. I am without question your greatest fan and I've made you a celebrity.

" The only one who came close was Max, and when the heat go turned up on his doughy dumb ass, he got the fuck out of Dodge."

Vinth. I gave you four, count them, four chances in 'Dodge" before I 'got the fuck out'. You were pathetic, and by the time I 'got out' people were literally begging to replace you or just have the whole thing go away. There was no 'heat'. There was the opposite of 'heat'. You begged for a fight and then you pussied out. The only person anywhere who saw it any differently is you, and that's just sad.

I'll say it again. You are a much better punching bag than a sparring partner. Stick with what you're good at.

"Just becuase you quote what I say as some kind of joke doesn't make it stupid."

That's absolutely true. That's why I only quote sentences where you've don somthing stupid that shines all by itself. Every one of those hundred and hundreds of sentences has something wrong with it. It's a treasure trove of lazy, lackluster, unitentional humory.

"I don't need anyone to tell me that I'm intelligent; the respect of my peers and people I admire do just fine."

So... wait... this 'respect' from your 'peers'... do you need that or not? Do they tell you you're intelligent? And i you don't need it, so what? And if they don't tell you, how do you know they respect you? Do they, like, write it in crayon on the back of their self steem collages and stick it in your lunchbox?

[VinceZeb]

I've been able to talk to various people I respect and they liked what I had to say.

I have my two EIB shirts, a year access to Rush 24/7, and a subscribtion to the Limbaugh Letter for being a great caller to Rush's show.

I won free autographed books from O'Riley, Hannity, and others.

I got to meet Laura Ingraham at an event and she had to concede my point about the youth of America carrying the values of the conservative movement although we do not chose to act like we are in the 1950s.

I got Michael Savage via e-mail to concede the same thing that Ingraham did. That was quite a feet, I must say.

I was able to meet and greet with Buchanan when he was the reform canidate back in 2000. I was able to speak with the Libertarian Party canidate for president recently and argue the point with him that the Libertarian Party's position on national security (which I explained for me it seems that the Libertarian Party would just hold up a sign that says "We're Libertarians" which would make the bullets and bombs fly away) is one of main reasons they will be seen as a great political idea instead of a viable 3rd party.

The most important thing I have ever done was when I was able to speak with people who are struggling with weight loss and tell them about how I overcame my hardships and was able do what I needed to do to have a healthy lifestyle.

Sorry if you believe I need this message board or my web page to show off my bonafides. I honestly don't. The internet is an release valve when I want to get away from important work.

Too bad it's not the same for you.

[Zhukov]

I was able to speak with the Libertarian Party canidate for president recently and argue the point with him that the Libertarian Party's position on national security (which I explained for me it seems that the Libertarian Party would just hold up a sign that says "We're Libertarians" which would make the bullets and bombs fly away) is one of main reasons they will be seen as a great political idea instead of a viable 3rd party.


What did he think? Were you able to convince him?

[mburbank]

First, my most sincere thanks. You are the collectors best friend.

100, 257.) "Just because one word makes sense inside a sentence, that doesn't mean that you can break out your thesaurus and put in a word that is related."

100,258.) "Max, if you would gather 100 people from around these fruited plains here and have them look at the usage of the word we are arguing about, there would be one answer..."

100,259.) "Just admit no matter how many times you and your ass kissers try and make me look stupid, I am right."

100,260.) "The usage of the word isn't the most proper, but it's still acceptable."

100,261.) "Time and memoriam is the correct phrase."

100,262.) "I've heard and seen a phrase used throughout my life that I liked."

100,263.) "Since I used it without doing a 3-page essay on it, I will suddenly suffer devo and my knuckles will be chaffed from all the dragging they will do."

100,264.) "Compared to the douche crew of males that populates this message board, I'm fucking Brad Pitt."

100,265.) "One of the meanings of this certain word validates my usage."

100,266.) "The rise in self-employed people has been undocumented by most labor stats."

100,267.) "I've been able to talk to various people I respect and they liked what I had to say."

100,268.) "I got to meet Laura Ingraham at an event and she had to concede my point about the youth of America carrying the values of the conservative movement although we do not chose to act like we are in the 1950s."

100,269.) "I got Michael Savage via e-mail to concede the same thing that Ingraham did."

100,270.) "I was able to meet and greet with Buchanan when he was the reform canidate back in 2000."

100,272.) "I was able to speak with the Libertarian Party canidate for president recently and argue the point with him that the Libertarian Party's position on national security (which I explained for me it seems that the Libertarian Party would just hold up a sign that says "We're Libertarians" which would make the bullets and bombs fly away) is one of main reasons they will be seen as a great political idea instead of a viable 3rd party."

100,273.) "The most important thing I have ever done was when I was able to speak with people who are struggling with weight loss and tell them about how I overcame my hardships and was able do what I needed to do to have a healthy lifestyle."

100,274.) "Sorry if you believe I need this message board or my web page to show off my bonafides."



First of all, why would you say "I was able..." over and over when you can simply use the first person pronoun and the past tense verb? Look at the phrases "I was able to speak with So-and-so" versus "I spoke with so-and-so."? Are you implying that something stood in the way of your physical ability and you overcame it?

Second; ""Sorry if you believe I need this message board or my web page to show off my bonafides."

I don't believe that. I assume you do since that's what you just did.
Concidering the things you are interested in, those are indeed achievements you should b proud of. Congratulations.

See? I don't need to tell you that none of those things matter in the real world, or that talking to those people makes you pussy, or that you're a big Neocon-fag, or even that 'being able' to talk to people isn't what I'd personlly call a big deal. Well done. Good for you, and keep up the good work. I still think learning how to speak English would help you in these pursuits. I think caring about how you use languge might help even more.

[sspadowsky]

Beautiful. He and Rummy need to get together and do a reading of their poetry.

My function on this message board is to state my beliefs that I have because of the facts I have gathered and the beliefs I have.

[Emu]

Oh fuck you sspad, I was gonna post that one >: :lol

[VinceZeb]

I was able to speak with the Libertarian Party canidate for president recently and argue the point with him that the Libertarian Party's position on national security (which I explained for me it seems that the Libertarian Party would just hold up a sign that says "We're Libertarians" which would make the bullets and bombs fly away) is one of main reasons they will be seen as a great political idea instead of a viable 3rd party.


What did he think? Were you able to convince him?

Honestly, no. The guy suffers from Bob Dole/mayor on the show "Doug" disease where everything he says is pretty much "Vote for me" or he refers to himself in third person. It pissed me off so much I can't remember the fuckers name.

EDIT: It was Gary Nolan.

[Dole]

"the respect of my peers and people I admire do just fine."

-barnyard animals and hitler dont count.

[mburbank]

100,275.) "I will also bring up John Kerry being a Rambo-type while spitting on the likes of Oliver North, who didn't accept band-aid Purple Hearts so he could stay in Vietnam.""

100,276.) "I guess someone hacked into the computer file that his book was located in and put that section about how the Condi Rice looked like she had never heard of Al-Queda, even though she was on a radio station BEFORE 9-11 talking about Osama, his organization, and the Bush plans to stop it and others like it."

100,277.) "I could not work right now, have 10 million in the back, and when the survey dude calls and I tell him I'm not working, I would be counted as being "unemployed.""

100,278.) ""His" unemployment numbers sucked as well and he didn't have a large world-wide war and terrorists scares to worry about either."

100,279.) "The problem you all have is that you don't have anyone in your life to make you stand up for what you say."

100,280.) "It's a shame that your political debate skills should be put to sleep."


This next one is my favorite in a long, long time:

100,281.) "My function on this message board is to state my beliefs that I have because of the facts I have gathered and the beliefs I have."

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? IT'S TOO BEAUTIFUL! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

Okay, on with the show.

100,282.) "You do not do the same for me, because it is easier for you to convince yourselves that I am stupid so when you call me "stupid" you can feel better about yourselves."

100,283.) "There is a survey done phone-to-phone to see in households who are able to work, who are working, and who are unemployed."

100,284.) ""I can't prove you are wrong, so I will say something stupid to make you look stupid by proxy."

100,285.) "I would like the number to the superintendent of schools to where you are employeed."

100,286.) "If you were to admit every time you were wrong, you would wear those keys out on your keyboard."

100,287.) "The reason human beings are wired towards capitalism is because capitalism lets mankind achieve to the fullest of his potential."

100,288.) "It's the peak of the mountain top when it comes to human thought."

100,289.) "People chose socialism because they feel that "security" can take place over "freedom" so they chose a system that grants them gifts that they are 1) unable or 2) unwilling to get themselves."

[Perndog]

It seems to me that the only defense against what I say is to mock the way I say it.

That's because until you say it like a semi-functioning adult instead of a 12-year-old experimenting with LSD (and you haven't yet), it's impossible to take it seriously enough to look past the language and get to the statements.

The other reason is that you're so much of a jackass about everything you say that no one here will ever agree with you and everyone finds actually arguing with you tedious because you're so thickheaded. It's so much more fulfilling to just crack jokes.

[Miss Modular]

100,300.) If you think that your skills are to great for the jobs out there, then maybe you chose the wrong skill sets.

[MEATMAN]

We have 804 now. Don't stop, we're almost there!

[The Fifth Man]

I know I'm not part of this thread, but I just wanted to
commemorate you guys for your inspiring dedication to
this cause for those of us who can't debate and,therefore,
don't try. :)

[Miss Modular]

100,301.)There is more ovulating around here than in a fucking test-tube baby clinic.

[Emu]

So that means none?

[Rev. Danno]

I can't sell an idea that is a fact. I am intelligent. Medical science proves it. As with testing. But then again this is a message board, so I am not trying to write with perfect grammer and sentence structure.
God bless VZ for being a force of truth and reason on this 2 bit board,
We need more outstanding ... Wait what the fuck are you even saying Vinth... 'I am intelligent. Medical science proves it. As with testing." What the fuck is that shit? Are you some sort of lab animal, a astrochimp in a lab in florida who spends his day on the Interweb?
It does bring up what Burbank said about English being your second landuage, and the chest beating thing.

[mburbank]

100,302.) "The last time I checked, most conservatives were of the "You may be an idiot, but your entired to your opinion in America" vein moreso then the two-faced liberal retards have ever been. "

[VinceZeb]

Yes Max, I was typing to fast and I put in entired when i ment entitled. You have proven once again how skillful you are when it comes to my misspellings. And it seems you have your geeky art-fat jewie underling to help you out. I would say he looks like a pussy doucebag but I don't want to be redundant.

[davinxtk]

And I'd say you were such a complete shitbum that you actually believe that's all that's wrong with that sentence...


but that sortof goes without saying now, doesn't it?

[mburbank]

Well, I'm just glad you're okay. The fact you had nothing to say on your website about the twin insurgencies in Iraq and Condi Rices hot black chick testimony made me think something had happened to you.

One little thing though. Typing too fast accounts for mistakes like "typing to fast" Not capitallizing "i" and speling Meant with no 'a'. I make mistakes like that al te time. No big deal.

Typing too fast does NOT account for saying 'entired' as opposed to 'entitled'.

Which wasn't the main reason I quoted that sentence. What I really liked was the tortured construction of "were of the... vein moreso then the two-faced liberal retards have ever been. " THAT's vintage Vinth. If it was just entire instead on entitled, I wouldn't have bothered collecting it. You don't get a gem like that from typing too fast. I get it from you by proxy and you have had been giving out gems of the vein which is the gold standard since time and memorial.

"Oh! Jew!"
-Vinth

[davinxtk]

And here I am still in awe of the way the intent of the sentence flatly contradicts reality.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

100,303) "And it seems you have your geeky art-fat jewie underling to help you out. I would say he looks like a pussy doucebag but I don't want to be redundant"


This one is a fucking jewel...

[Rev. Danno]

redundant? Um, you haven't had much of "teh sex", have you vinth?
If " pussy & doucebag" are redundant to you, I'm willing to bet your dick smells like vinager, and you have a hard time staying out of your mother's med. cabnet...
Oh, I don't back Max up on political veiws,that was seen early on this board, and the last board, I find him to quite the funny writer.
To agree w/ someone basied off of their faith isn't something I'd do.
Shit can't Stand Howard Stern, and Don't get me started on Elliot Spitzer (same last name as my mother).
And sometimes I wonder if Vinth is a Character that max created to argue w/ to sound smarter, and get out his anger 'twords work, and family (just kidding). Max is Hebrew by Blood. He's really Unitarian.
I claim Jew for buisness reasons, but I'm just a Heb. athiest...
But shit, I don't think anyone is reading this anymore...

[mburbank]

100,316.) "Max, ya know, the only reason I posted on here is because it wasn't posted on here yet."

100,317.) "If you should ever die young, please make sure someone posts it on here and when the funeral is."

[mburbank]

111,002.) "I can't believe this bullshit you all utter."

111,003.) "I guess if he were to know something about where Osama is right now, you dumbfucks would want him to break out the GPS tracker and the Rand-McNally and show you exactly where he is and how we found him, which would fuck uo our information network."

111,004.) "The 9/11 commission is nothing but partisan hacks who should be testifying instead of asking all the questions."

111,005.) "The American public trusts Bush to protect them more than Kerry ever could."

111,006.) "Clinton, Carter, and other liberals havent learned the simple fact that you can't hold hands with Satan and expect him to love and have compassion."

111,007.) "Terrorists are snakes. Snakes attack no matter what. Bush has decided that they should die and be destroyed rather than us."

[Emu]

111,006.) "Clinton, Carter, and other liberals havent learned the simple fact that you can't hold hands with Satan and expect him to love and have compassion."

Sig'd.

[VinceZeb]

redundant? Um, you haven't had much of "teh sex", have you vinth?
If " pussy & doucebag" are redundant to you, I'm willing to bet your dick smells like vinager, and you have a hard time staying out of your mother's med. cabnet...
Oh, I don't back Max up on political veiws,that was seen early on this board, and the last board, I find him to quite the funny writer.
To agree w/ someone basied off of their faith isn't something I'd do.
Shit can't Stand Howard Stern, and Don't get me started on Elliot Spitzer (same last name as my mother).
And sometimes I wonder if Vinth is a Character that max created to argue w/ to sound smarter, and get out his anger 'twords work, and family (just kidding). Max is Hebrew by Blood. He's really Unitarian.
I claim Jew for buisness reasons, but I'm just a Heb. athiest...
But shit, I don't think anyone is reading this anymore...

Trust me. No one is going to suspect you are Arab, Woody Allen.

[mburbank]

"Woody Allen"! Hah! Because he's a Jew! Oh, my god, that's FUNNY! OW! ZING! Good one, Nancy!

[mburbank]

122,567.) "Do they believe that not attacking the people who want to destroy you will make them not mad at you?"

122,568.) "Althought it shows how little tact his brother has (and if I was the guys' boss, I wouldn't put him in charge of anything important), that is the way a funeral should be."

122,569.) "But what was this moronic brother (and the writer of this article) try to prove?"

122,570.) "Sounds to me that they used the guys death as a way to promote their own agenda for no reason."

122,571.) "You idiots that are outraged about these photos do realize that the groups these people represent and follow would love nothing more than to rape and murder your loved ones, right?"

122,572.) "I guess in Max's world the rape of his kids wouldn't be as horrible as a video of the cop who arrests the rapist introducing his anus to the business-end of a club."

122,573.) "Do you think the SFGate would have even commented on this story if it would have been a traditional "preachers talk about guy being good and being with god and people talk all good stuff" type of funeral service with some overt patriotism thrown in for good measure?"

122,574.) "What was his brother trying to prove by all the stuff he said about his brother?"

122,575.) "It seemed that he had more of an agenda and the writer did as well."

122,576.) "Be honest. Did you care about if Tillman is really in Heaven or Hell? Did we care if Tillman read religious books? It just seems too damn polarized to me."

122,577.) "It seems like all the writer wanted to do was to say "HEY LOOK YOU GOD-LOVIN HOMOPHOBIC MIDWESTERN HICKS! HERE IS YOUR SUPER PATRIOT HERO! LOOK AT HIM NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!""

122,578.) "Speaking of tools, I bet you have sucked a few of them back in your military days."

[Emu]

Why hasn't this been stickied yet?

[mburbank]

122,579.) "I'm suprised that you havent sat down at the dinner table, admitted to your family that you are a utter failure, and blown your brains out of the back of your head."

122,580.) "P.S. Cosmo, try having value to this board before you insult me."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

damn...you beat me to that one, Max...a jewel

[sspadowsky]

122,581) "Is there enough room in your bizarro world for you with the sky falling as much as it does? I'm guessing the key to your kingdom is one part extreme liberal paranoia mixed with one part glue huffing."

[mburbank]

122,581,) "I know you are a dumb liberal and this idea of "personal responability" is as foreign as a treadmill is to you, but try to keep up."
122,582.) "The cuts to education and to the EPA is no big deal."

122,583.) "Do they need the massive budgets they need to keep telling us that are kids are too stupid to teach and that we need to live like hermits so we don't destroy precious "Mother Gaia"?"

122,584.) "The gold-standard for myth verification should be discredited if they are wrong on this?"

122,585.) "I'm guessing the key to your kingdom is one part extreme liberal paranoia mixed with one part glue huffing."

[mburbank]

122,587.) "I'm sure the short buses were burning the midnight oil on that day!"

122,588.) "I'd liked to go, but my appendix on that day decided to flare and burst"

122,589.) "I guess I should have lied and said that I was wisked away to a distance galaxy to battle alien invaders The Last Starfighter-style."

[mburbank]

122,590.) "I know this may deflate your ego, but that site or this site wasn't really a major concern anymore."

[sspadowsky]

I love when old threads regain their relevance. :)

[Anonymous]

122,591.) "After I got out of the hospital... I kinda forgot this place even existed."

122,592.) "Althought I have noticed that nothing has changed since I last came on."

I noticed max skipped two number so I dunno if he skipped these, but they're equally incorrect and stupid.

[mburbank]

Thank you, sir.

[MEATMAN]

841...starting to slow down now.

Either he's (a) getting smarter, or (b) we've run out of material.

Both possibilities are highly unlikely.

[Anonymous]

Aren't you supposed to be banned?

[mburbank]

122,593.) "I guess he must have really curtailed the rights of many on this message board."

122,594.) "I'm calling you overreacting crybabies."

[mburbank]

122,587.) "The stupidity of the message board must be giving me the sniffles."

[Miss Modular]

122, 599.) Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.

[mburbank]

122,600.) " I could almost see your pussy leaking as you wrote out your prologue to this "intellectual" peace by Molly "where are my depends" Ivins."



And a big shout out to whoever made this thread a sticky! Is that 'duck butter' or are you just glad to see it?

[Anonymous]

That would be a 'shout-out' to me, good sir.

[mburbank]

THANK YOU CHOJIN!

The whole 'leaking pussy' thing is such great Vinth. I wish he'd tell us something about what he' been up to. I bet he can only post when his Submarine is in port.

[mburbank]

122,601.) " Besides this, which I had to quote for a purpose, do you say ANYTHING worth responding to? Go outside. Get introduced to the world. "

[mburbank]

122,602.) "Maybe if he would have said he got Cade McNown or Akili Smith or even Health Shuler, I would have understood."

[Anonymous]

122,603.) But then again... I am expecting I-Mockery to have serious political conversations, so maybe I'm the idiot.

The one before it was good too but almost correct (just not meaning what he had intended).

[mburbank]

122,604.) "I love the logic that just because something bad happens due to American's involvement it automatically means we can't dislike/discredit/do anything about it."

[Anonymous]

122,605.) "Get over the fact that I work with the future and you show off the past. "

[mburbank]

122,606.) "Learn to make friends that don't consist of other social outcats and losers that hang out on a second rate message board for a second rate humor site."

122,608.) "I feel absolute and utter pity for you."

[mburbank]

122,609.) "Maybe because we live in a country that has a standing army that is populated with people who chose to join the military?"

[Nom]

Vince - Are you quoting the Thomas Sowell who has space in the opinion pages of the LA Times? What a right wing propagandist. And that is being net-nice. I read his columns simply to be anti-amazed at the stuff which pours forth from his pen like so much sludge flowing into the ocean in Santa Monica. He MUST get paid specifically to be so closed minded; I just cannot bring myself to believe anyone is really that scatterbrained, no, no, reaching out into the ether for anything resembling intelligent dissertation to support his ad hoc viewpoints regarding politics and/or people. Evidence in queue being the quote itself in your signature.

[kellychaos]

You're giving him far more respect than he has heretofore earned. Just ask 'im.

[mburbank]

122,610.) Also, you do know there was a report recently of a scientist quiting a group because the group was worried more about proving global warming was caused by man than actually gathering scientific information and presenting it, right?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Damn it, Max...you beat me again!!!!!

[mburbank]

It's a lovely sentence, isn't it? Wandering, repetative, freely mixed clauses. Just delightful.

[mburbank]

122,611.) "Wait, that would mean putting money where mouth is located."

122,612.) " It also affects the weather as well. "

122,613.) "The only reason this hurricane did as much damage as it did to NO was because the fucking city and state goverments spent the tax money they get elsewhere."

122,614.) " Did travel back in time to affect how people were going to build their fucking levees?"

122,615.) " I swear, you can be such a fucking myrmidon sometimes. "

122,616.) "I know your response is going to be posting the non-existant info from my old web site or some condescending, didactic post to tell everyone how dumb I iz or maybe you will start with that "Vinth" shit you are so happy about."

122,617.) " Your proclivity for unoriginality astounds. "


122,619.) " Bush did all he could short of sending troops down there Saturday night to force people to leave."

122,620.) " It's the fault of people who were too stupid to plan for distaster when their city basically had a "A CAT 4-5 storm will make you KYAGB" sign over it. "

[mburbank]

122,621.) "If there is a mandatory evac, the warnings from the National Weather Service are basically copied from the worst parts of the Bible, and Bush already declares NO a federal disaster area and you still choose not to leave... well, sorry, there are conquences to your actions.

122,622.) "The people that were recalcitrant I don't feel sorry for.

122,623.) "He also believes that AIDS and crack was created to try to kill off the Black Panthers, so by default he is saying that blacks are too stupid to understand that the white devil goverment knows they will screw and do drugs and it will be their downfall. "

[mburbank]

122,624.) "It seems like you would rather be right about your Vietnam views then you would about our country doing the proper job over in Iraq."

122,625.) "I would like to also see all your claims about election fraud."

122,626.) "Also, what is your take on the bastion of voting freedoms, Chicago?"

122,626.) "Also, what the hell does my feelings about the War Between The States have to do with anything?"

[mburbank]

122,627.) "This is just Max's way to say that what Bill wrote is 10x better and about 100! times more intelligent then he will ever write. "

[ziggytrix]

One-hundred factorial? That's over one Googol! That's HUGE! Bill must've really outdone himself.

[mburbank]

122, 628.) " Liberals are the ones who always bitch and complain and giving more money and how the government should give more money to the poor, the downtrodden, the blah blah blah."

122,629.) "Although, when it comes to actually ponying up money to get to all these "deserving" groups, liberals would rather give someone else's money then open up their own wallets."

[KevinTheOmnivore]

So I got bored last night, and started reading through this brilliant thread.

This is the best: "My function on this message board is to state my beliefs that I have because of the facts I have gathered and the beliefs I have."

:lol

That emoticon doesn't do my joy any sufficient justice!!!

Classic, Max. This stuff could be published.

[mburbank]

Of the many pleasures the web has given me, this is by far the greatest. I don't mean just Vinth, the internet features a wealth of bad yet impassioned writing, but Vinth is the best. I'm seriously bummed out when he vanishes, I seriously miss his website. I think there is a certain raw unintended brilliance in his stuff. He's like Russ Meyer in a way, not in control but ultra sure of himself and his vision. I know he thinks I hate him, but I'm probably his #1 fan.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

REVISITED: 40,020) "Sure thing, Kevin. I will go update my "porno" site with the vids of me hosing your mother down with my man chowder."

:)

[sspadowsky]

1,076,543) "I know you are a fucking idiot, and you must seek everything out there that makes America look bad just to justify your traitor urges (becaue you are a fucking idiot), but you may want to do a little research before you go posting things on the web: "

[Emu]

That's one of the best yet.

[mburbank]

1,076,544.) Now, please, go back to doing whatever it is that people pay you for and quit trying to go into the world of American-bashing, mmm'kay

[mburbank]

1,076,545.) "I couldn't give a fuck less about what other countries think of the U.S. Fuck them."

1,076,546.) "We have to bail out ingrateful countries all the fucking time and I say let them fucking rot."

1,076,547.) " They won't stop trying to kill us and people in other nations because you shake your fist violently and demand "withdraw dates" and "exit plans"."

[Blasted Child]

Heck, I almost look forward to getting mocked by this fellow.

Then again, making references towards eastern Europe is rather generalising...people there, afaik, tend to be well educated and much more eloquent than this.
Attacking somebody for his bad grammar and spelling is sort of a punch under the belt, given that he is actually foreign.

Still darn good quotes, I must say.

[Pub Lover]

Um, VinceZeb is born & raised American.


Which explains why he's so stupid! :lol :unamerican :lol

[bigtimecow]

holy fuck, i really thought there were 120,000+ of these

[mburbank]

1,076,548.) "This post is made about 10x more funny if you picture Max speaking with a slight lisp while he is talking while wearing a Mr. Show shirt."

[Vibecrewangel]

Oh how I have missed this thread......

[mburbank]

Hey, Vibey!

Vinth only comes around rarely these days. My theory is he's in some sort of outpatient program which requires he stay away from computers and can only get on the net when he's got enough mad money to sneak into an internet cafe.

We are auditioning a very loopy replacement for him, KultureKlub or KlusterKcuf or something. He's not bad, but he doesnt seem to have Vinth's free floating rage.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Not to overstep by boundaries here Max, but....

3/3/06:

1,076,549.)" Wow, all this religious history that has existed for tens of thousands of years and its positive influence on history has all been destroyed by one internet loser saying this quote. I'm sure the kids you serve at the local coffehouse/bookstore think you're a fucking messiah."

[mburbank]

where di you find that little gem?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21229&start=50

[mburbank]

3,450,222,150.) "Your point of this article was?"

[sspadowsky]

Wow. I just started going back through this thread. This is truly moving. I feel like I'm visiting Cooperstown, if it only enshrined one player, and that player was retarded.

[Lenor]

interestingly I stayed away just long enough to miss max's fuckin breakdown. Yet, im sure it will happen again. Somethings never do change.

[Preechr]

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