Vince: "Someone who talks in intelligent sentences" [Archive]

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:30 AM

Naldo! You're JEALOUS! That is SO sweet!

Vincey... and Naldo for that matter. This attack HAS a pont, you just both miss it.

Vincey, you are CONSTANTLY talking about how smart you are, and how dumb we are, and how well spoken you are and how you are someone who "Speaks in intelligent sentences".

One of my major problems with your so called 'points' is that they are always accompanied by the rythmnic sounds of you patting yourself on the back.

My Impression is that English is your second language, with the first language being in all probability some combination of chest thumping and growling. This thread stands as evidence that you are not intelligent nor are you well spoken. I think you should remove that 'overinflated' description of yourslef from your repetoire.

And if you have time, you might also tell me why at every message board THE most annoying people use the word 'overinflated' so often. Why not 'Swollen' or 'puffed up' or 'bloated' or 'Bursting at the seams'. What is with you people and saying 'overinflated'?

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:34 AM

11.) "my view is more correct than the view of a netgeek writing for a two-bit site limp-wristed queef's view."

VinceZeb

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:38 AM

So now your whole beef is trying to insult the way I type if I am in a hurry or want to say something fast? Wow, that takes real guts! Use that 1st Amendment right! I can go on about your idotic sentence structure and misspelled words.

sspadowsky

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:46 AM

"Disregarding me and people like me wont make the truth not the truth anymore."

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:52 AM

You may certainly challenge mmy spelling, which is awful, but my sentecne structure i aalways excellent. And I never post about my skill in spelling.

I also type, very, very fast.

No, Vince. It won't wash. You have serious difficulty expressing yourself clearly, especially when you get all lathered up. There's no shame in that. The shame is in the way you try to lord it over other people, especially in regards to your intelligence and then write so badly. It undermines your arguments and your credability.

Stop trying to sell the idea that you're a big smarty and people might not find you such a tempting pinata.

VinceZeb

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:56 AM

I can't sell an idea that is a fact. I am intelligent. Medical science proves it. As with testing. But then again this is a message board, so I am not trying to write with perfect grammer and sentence structure.

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 11:12 AM

Did you mean, "I can't sell an idea, that is a fact."?

This is not my 'whole beef'. It is my 'beef' in this thread.

Medical science cannot prove intelligence. Psychology, a soft science, can measure intelligence on a subjective scale. That, sir, is a fact.

A person who prides themself (and frequently) on their intellgence, should take more care how they express themselves at all times, or stop making the claim. All we have to judge you by is the presentation you make. You come across as a loudmouthed boob who writes poorly and has an 'overinflated' sense of his talents and abilities.

VinceZeb

Mar 28th, 2003, 11:17 AM

I am cocky and confident. Everyone should be if they have the skills to back it up.

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 11:51 AM

Are they invisible skills? Or just shy skills? Or are your skills playing hide n' seek?

And I'm pretty sure 'cocky' is unpleasant, backed up or not. I would describe you as 'careless and arrogant'.

In any case, if you refuse to show your intelligence, talking about it is just bragging.

Show some shred of evidence that you can communicate your thoughts well, or start saying, I'm intelligent but have serious difficulty with written communication. You take such pride in America, you really ought to take pride in the way you write about her.

GothNAPrepsBody

Mar 28th, 2003, 12:42 PM

Shut the fuck up and leave vince alone before yo face looks worse than im sure it already does

Protoclown

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:28 PM

Oh, fuck. Vince just put his best fighter in the ring.

mburbank

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:38 PM

There is nothing quite so terrifying as a physical threat on a message board. Shock and awe, Baby. Rent to own.

Mar 28th, 2003, 02:46 PM

"But Gay are U" I'm starting to question this statement, Bodygoth.

Anonymous

Mar 28th, 2003, 10:45 PM

"I am at odds with the Pope being against this war, but I have to disagree with him." VinceZeb

Protoclown

Mar 29th, 2003, 02:59 AM

"My signature"- Vincezeb by way of Protoclown

GAsux

Mar 29th, 2003, 03:31 AM

Protoclown

Mar 29th, 2003, 03:37 AM

Ooooh! How much you want to bet he calls you a liar for posting that?

GothNAPrepsBody

Mar 31st, 2003, 08:13 AM

Everyone heres so damn brainless it would be nice if people would fucking grow a goddamn brain.

Mar 31st, 2003, 08:14 AM

:lol marry me.

VinceZeb

Mar 31st, 2003, 12:16 PM

"Hi kids. I'm Vince. Although I've never served a day in my life in the military, I'm a policy and strategy expert. Although I'm currently suffering from deathly debilitating diseases, I'm an expert on medical practices in spite of not being able to remember the silly name of what afflicts me. I'm also an expert on Canadian government affairs and Canadian culture in spite of not being from Canada. I have, however, been to Canada, and watched canadian Bacon several times."

Not a policy or stratgey expert. I listen to people who are much older and wiser than me wherever I go about what they know/think/believe about what is going on. I listen to people who are credible, unlike this gaggle of idiots that makes up the message board.

Isn't deathly debilitating, sorry that you are (a liberal) mininformed. Extreme temp change doesn't mean you can't be out in the hot sun. Learn what words mean before you try to make a putrid attempt to be funny. And I'm sorry that it is not important enough for me to remember. Why remember something that comes up once every decade? No reason to. Next question.

Been to Canada once. Didn't enjoy it except for the good-looking women. Don't want to live there, I'll stay in the U.S.

Anything else you would like to blather on about? Or are you going to continue to look stupid? Of course, I mean on here, and not in reality where "looking stupid" is probably not that big of a challenge for you.

Protoclown

Mar 31st, 2003, 01:38 PM

I think you and GothNAPrepsBody should get together. I'll bet you'd have lots of fun things to talk about! :)

James

Mar 31st, 2003, 02:57 PM

Ohhhhh
He's never wrong,
And he's never happy.
They're Vinnie and Gothy-Poo!
They'll talk like morons,
Whine like babies,
And even make fun of you.

But when all is said and done,
They always have such fun
With the trouble they get into.
But let's not forget
Who these little weenies are;
They're Vinnie and Gothy-Poo!

(Vinnie and Gothy-Poo is taped before a live studio audience.)

The_Rorschach

Mar 31st, 2003, 03:27 PM

"When I was a younging (9th grade). . ." -Vince
(page four of the Official Send Vince to Iraq thread)

Protoclown

Mar 31st, 2003, 06:19 PM

If the internet was in prominent use when he was in the 9th grade, he's STILL a "younging".

mburbank

Mar 31st, 2003, 06:33 PM

123.) "My statements I make have sources."

Zosimus

Mar 31st, 2003, 07:28 PM

Vince, you really should go back to your "truth-filter" buddies again. You'll be exactly where you belong, and I really sense that you have that longing within you.
Maybe, you were turned off a bit by Eric (newsfilters) Hilter-jugend style, but hey man...at least over there, you were ALL in agreement on the same issues.

I think its fair to say that if you support the military so hard-core Vince, then you should pull your lame ass out that chair, and get it inlisted as soon as fucking possible dude! Uncle Rumsfeld needs that ass of yours!

With all respect to the soldiers out there, Go fight for what you believe in on the BATTLEFIELD(S), not here!

...and to believe that you rejected Robbo, the only dweeb that was ready to "protect" your whining ass!! LO- friggin-L!!!!! Where is "Big Brother" Eric when you need him, huh?

GothNAPrepsBody

Apr 1st, 2003, 08:03 AM

Lets Get Something straight I do not support vince but I do support his ideas and beliefs supporting an actual person over the internet would be stupid. Im sorry you dont like us though may i recomend the following for all of you...?
:goth

mburbank

Apr 1st, 2003, 12:45 PM

That was the most coherent post you've made so far. Well done.

But your Image post didn't come out.

If you use the preview button, you can find out if an image is going to work before you post it.

GothNAPrepsBody

Apr 1st, 2003, 01:07 PM

What ever

Heres the latest instructions ecspecially for jamesman

GO FUCK YOURSELF

sspadowsky

Apr 1st, 2003, 01:11 PM

Say, listen, toolbox: Could you maybe bring something to these discussions besides "grow a goddamn brain" and other such nonsense? You sound like you're about thirteen. If you have nothing intelligent to say, and so far, I assure you that you haven't, kindly crawl back under the rock from whence you came. Dumbass.

GothNAPrepsBody

Apr 1st, 2003, 01:14 PM

Oh And Here Is A Recomendation For You If You Can't Fuck Off I recomend Jumping Off A High Cliff Into Stagnant Radioacive Water

If This is Not available
A Highrise reach into a nuclear reactor will be very very substantial thankyou

sspadowsky

Apr 1st, 2003, 01:22 PM

Oooh boy, you're just whip-smart, aren't you? We've got to get you on "Crossfire" at once. Please do continue with your insightful political discourse.

mburbank

Apr 1st, 2003, 04:37 PM

786.) Too bad at the end of the day he is still going to be the only guy in town that hasnt even seen a chick with only a bra on in real life!

787.) My reality doesn't end when the computer goes.

788.) what does me going out and fighting for this land have anything to do with you not doing the same.

789.) It's a condition that has a symptom of hives.

780.) I have friends I associate with outside of a message board that does nothing for me but to pass some time.

781.) Now, I don't begrudge anyone on how they want to spend their Saturday night.

782.) I believe when people talk about others that they better have enough behind them to do it.

783.) I am a multfaceted individual. Play music or watch it. So on and so forth.
784.) Do I act like this when off this board? When circumstances are needed for it.

785.) Now, could one day me and you sit down and just have a fun ol time playing Metal Slug in an arcade sometime?

786.) I believe I am a very calm cool and collective person,

787.) I went and ran 33 mintues on a elliptical machine on a mountain climbing setting,

788.) It's existance and the main residence here are a great enough joke enough.

789.) I have responsabilities I take on full handedly.

790.) I eat healthy, because fast food is nothing but fat and oil and sugar, which suprising enough was found on the floor where your tears fell.

791.) would you like to stop trying to act like your superior to me or shall I just keep posting these little truths about yourself?

792.) I get to have my nice life that I am enjoying quite much

793.) Who did the things that I described this morning last night?

mburbank

Apr 1st, 2003, 04:40 PM

Vince;

Which Eastern European language is your mother tongue?

mburbank

Apr 1st, 2003, 05:30 PM

794.) If I tell you the best format to write your articles for i-mockery in, I am an idiot because there is a way that is best for you and your site that I dont know shit about.

795.) if you think Cuba is so great, would you like to see some word from actual political prisoners about how great it is down in Cuuuba?

796.) statements like that wish I had a machine to have you trade places with someone who is living in Cuba.

797.) I want YOU to protest in the streets against Cuban oppression and violence from Castro like you and your fucking ilk do here about the evil oppressive oil hungry baby rapper selected president Bush.

789.) you are attacking strawmen and equating the issues as if they are the same.

790.) Your moral multicultural equivlence makes me want to shit acidic diahrea and puke 3 day in the sun stomach bile.

791.) You have it so fucking good in this way of life that you cannot see the forest from the trees

792.) Man, you need to chair up the DNC.

793.) it would take me for ages to compile that information. I honestly shouldn't brought it up.

794.) Its worthless emotional logic-vapid crap.

795.) If you want me to give you figures and facts, I do have to do a little looking for when you actually used some that were falsehoods.

796.) if you want me to take the opinions you have formed and prove to you why some are half-truths are all and all lies, I can do that as well. Would be quickier but not grand slam hitting like I would want.

797.) I am allowing you to choose it.

mburbank

Apr 3rd, 2003, 02:49 PM

973.) " The fact that I overtold them my weight is funny as well."

mburbank

Apr 3rd, 2003, 05:04 PM

10,006.) "you have to have something inside you that realizes that people such as myself have our opinions from what we see and what we hear from the brave ones among us who were in the military and are the same exact way"

10,007.) "I would do what I was told to train me to be the best solider I can be. To do my duty to my country."

10,008.) "I find it truly amazing all the people that are so gung-ho about me enlisting have never gave their experiences about enlistment or trying to join the military."

10,009.) "I want to and have had to."

10,010.) "I've went deer hunting, but that is totally different."

mburbank

Apr 4th, 2003, 04:40 PM

10,012.) "Only one question is worth answering from Jewy, and it is my experience with weapons."

10,013.) "I love weapons and I respect and care for them, because they are a tool used to protect as well to destroy."

The_Rorschach

Apr 4th, 2003, 05:42 PM

Dude. He speaks spanish and is using the Altavista translator to turn perfectly structured sentences into shit english.

Thats my theory anyway, because I have been using one today and his statements are exactly the type of useless crud the thing produces.

I'm sure there is the an equally understandable answer to explain the made up words and typoes. Like, he doesn't know how to cut and paste, so he painstakingly types it all out by hand making minor mistakes here and there.

mburbank

Apr 4th, 2003, 07:46 PM

I still think his phrasing is Eastern European.

mburbank

Apr 10th, 2003, 02:27 PM

24,115.) "They would get a nice handfull of cum from all the jerking off of each other you have done in this thread."

24,116.) "How's about not inflating an ego on a message board?"

Vibecrewangel

Apr 10th, 2003, 02:56 PM

Play music or watch it.

Hey now Max.....this is kinda unfair.

I watch music too. 'Course I admit to my use of psychedelics. :rave

sspadowsky

Apr 15th, 2003, 02:19 PM

"And the people who are offended just need to get the lump of coal they got stuck up their ass out."

AChimp

Apr 15th, 2003, 04:31 PM

"The GOVT would send you a check for the cost of the sales tax on essential items!"

mburbank

Apr 15th, 2003, 07:04 PM

32,325.) "When you are oppressed and forced to be meager for so long…"

32,326.) "I give the people the benefit of the doubt of seeing these treasures as part of Saddam trying to show his great cultural history, considering the asshole thought he was an Old Testament type ruler. So I don't blame them for going apeshit."

32,327.) "Before dismissing Kevin as a paleo-con Buchanan lover, he does (for once) have valid points."

32,328.) "Maybe if you would stop trying to swindle the IRS out of it's deserved tax dollars maybe you would see that I am not just a right-wing zealot."

32.329.) "It must be a nice big security blanket for you, to project yourself onto others who are obviously your superior"

32.330.) "I don't weigh 500lbs and it wasn't to command a sub."

32,331.) "Nothing better than paying MORE money to have a bigger govt, because we got to feed those kids!"

32,332.) "The fact that most of the people on this board are wearing the horse-blinders when it comes to what you pay in taxes?"

32,333.) "We would get the money from the people who don't claim taxes (i.e. hookers, prostitutes, etc.), prices for goods would be lower since you wouldn't have to pay all those taxes that are occurred based on the passing of goods between different providers such as the guy who cuts the grain, the guy who makes the dough, the guy who packages it, the guy who ships it, and the store that stocks the bread."

32,334.) "Lower and middle income families would come off like bandits, because they would get a check from the govt in the estimated form of sales tax they would have to pay for essentials at certain intervals."

32,335.) "It would work, bar none."

32,336.) "Since I agree with and many others agree with me that are economic professors and studiers of tax systems, I guess that makes us all idiots, huh?"

32,337.) "But since I live in a country where the majority of the citizens would rather not live in a socialist state, I will break it down for even you to understand."

32,338.) "The prices of items will be LOWER due to companies and handlers and anyone else that has shit to do with that product or service not having to pay taxes on every little aspect of it!"

32,339.) "The hidden taxes are gone, because all the little areas will not be taxed anymore, and if they are, it is KNOWN, and prices can be LOWER because of all the taxes for the consumer, I.E. Me, you, or anyone else."

32,341.) "The way you answer the above question will judge my response."

VinceZeb

Apr 15th, 2003, 11:46 PM

It's nice to be popular.

The_Rorschach

Apr 16th, 2003, 12:56 AM

And it is that philosophy, Zeb, that made Hussein what he is today. :)

KevinTheOmnivore

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:19 AM

You have no idea how entertaining this thread is after 3 pints of Samuel Smith's pale ale. :lol

Max, don't forget "We spend and spend and spend and spend in this society on programs, items, and support we should not give money to. It’s sickening. And if you refuse to wake and watch where your money goes, we will become like Canada. Then we will turn into England. And then we might as well claim we are atheists and put a nice big red flag up in the Red House, because we will degrade into full blown Commies because the dumbfuck children of the United States refuse to learn about what happens with their checks."

mburbank

Apr 16th, 2003, 11:02 AM

Thanks, Kev!

36,224.) "But I would not have insulted you if you wouldn't have tried to be cute with me first."

For those of you new to the country, in America we don't way "if you wouldn't have tried to be", we say "if you hadn't been" or if you really want the concept of effort to the main thrust, "if you hadn't tried to be"

mburbank

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:23 PM

36,229.) "Your not worth enough to think out a good insult."

36,230.) "This world goes bye-bye if I don't log in or don't turn on my computer."

36,231.) "To me who are nothing but a humor piece"

36,232.) "Go work for a real business and have to perform a real job."

36,233.) "even if meant to be a joke, which i'm not even sure it's meant to be."

36,234.) "are you to believe that had saddam fallen to an uprising from within his own people these libraries and antique relics would have been safe?"

mburbank

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:26 PM

36,236.) "Should that guy have to pay taxes and then have the business hurt by having to pay those taxes?!?"

36,237.) "You are a fucking dumbass who has not even earned the right to debate me on ANYTHING anymore."

glowbelly

Apr 16th, 2003, 01:27 PM

the last one there slays me. edit: dammit you snuck another post in on me. i meant the last one in the post before the post you just made.

i might make a comic out of it. :eek

glowbelly

Apr 16th, 2003, 02:10 PM

RIGHT HERE IS ANOTHER COMIC THAT I MADE USING ONE OF VINCEZEB'S FASCINATING STATEMENTS (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=glowbelly&ID=137665)

mburbank

Apr 16th, 2003, 03:34 PM

Antique relics: GOOD

Brand spankin' new relics: VERY BAD

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 11:06 AM

38,742.) "Bill Hicks was a big believer in drugs for that above purpose."

38,743.) "Would I do drugs again? Possibly. Do I seek to get high? Not really."

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 11:30 AM

38,744.) "instead of learning 1 language good, which should be ENGLISH, they learn two languages with no real gain to themselves."

38,745.) "This has been reported as being crap over and over and over and over again."

38,746.) "Maybe if you would stop getting off over 5,000 year old baking recipie manuscripts and read a fucking paper you would know something."

38,747.) "Yes, Max, I am a culturalist. I feel that the culture and ways of life in America are superior to anyone elses on planet Earth."

38,748.) "Since I am stupid enough to believe your culture is just as valid and equal as mine is, you can go do what you want with them!"

38,749.) "A document written by people said God created everyone equal, when it is obvious that means that people have equal rights and oppurunities in life."

38,750.) "I have more abilities than a crippled child that is comatose, and you have more abilities than others."

39,751.) "Human equality in everything is what Communists believe can be done, that we can achieve this human prefection."

39,752.) "I don't feel a need to be superior. I am me. That's all anyone else could want to be, is just being themselves."

39,753.) "But it's stupid to not realize that a certain culture is better than another"

39,754.) "We are better than the culture in certain European countries that blames WOMEN for being raped by Muslim men."

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:26 PM

39,755.) "Say if I went over to Japan, and some hot girl dressed up like a playboy bunny wanted to go smoke a little weed and have sexual intercourse, I would be there in a microsecond."

39,756.) "They are on the level with beer and you would more than likely see a reduction in usage if the whole persona of being a "rebel" status item was lifted."

39,756.) "I have a penis and am glad that a bunch of guys tried to build a tower to reach God and then God made everyone look and speak different, so we are treated to the most beautiful women in the world of all different races and ethnic groups."

39,757.) "IS THAT WHAT YOU WOULD PERFER ME HAVING INTERCOURSE AND PARTAKE IN ILLEGAL HALLOUGENTS WITH, MAX?"

39,758.) "That would be like the people who write books about how little children want to have sex get the reigns to the country and allow child-fuckers to run wild."

39,759.) ""Well, screwing 7 year olds because they have shown to want it looks good on paper, so let’s keep trying it till we get it right!"

39,760.) "I am sorry that my appreciate for all different aspects of women offends you and makes you uncomfortable."

39,761.) "I apologize that I am a young male that likes to date with all different kinds of women."

39,762.) "I am sorry that I am the "multicultural" type of person that you worship and yet are not."

39,763.) "I apologize for having an interesting life while you live in your little shithole redundant home with your boring wife and your child and work in your little museum and do every day the types of jobs that are tedious, boring and

glowbelly

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:46 PM

HERE IS ANOTHER COMIC THAT I MADE. THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN FOR ME. (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=glowbelly&ID=137995)

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 02:53 PM

That was really, really great. Best so far. Can we put the strip itself on the page?

pjalne

Apr 17th, 2003, 03:09 PM

:lol

glowbelly

Apr 17th, 2003, 03:15 PM

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/vince.jpg

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/vince2.jpg

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/vince3.jpg

that should work.

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 03:54 PM

Hee hee. That bunny is high-sterical

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:31 PM

39,764.) "I then informed him he was a worthless sheeple puppet and went off."

39, 765.) "Like the guy, Ying Sung Chung King throw some pots down a flight of stairs (yes, very racist remark, I do know) who led the SF protests on Thursday who said he would rather see soliders die from the US then Iraqi citizens."

39,766.) "I wish I had the nice quote that sums it up a lot better than I could."

39,767.) "If you were not a worthless bag of shit, I would respond to you like a normal person gets responded to, such as I do with others on this board."

39,768.) "you are not worth the time or energy necessary to type another word about your pathetic sheeple existance."

39,769.) "The whole world would shut down, people would not go to work, the economy would tank to the Great Depression II and the cults of Max would commit mass suicide."

39,770.) "Actually, the information I get my sources from are some of the highest ranking political sites, let alone sites in total, on the internet."

39,771.) "If you would have never made your topic statement, I wouldn't have a reason to call you that."

39,772.) "You didn't even answer the question or try to make a supporting statement for or against what I said."

39,723.) "if he was going to do an impression of myself, he would have argued the point or at least give a reason to support or not support my statement."

39,724.) "If you disagree with me, to me, you are misinformed or dillusional to the facts I present."

39,725.) "Don't be open-minded enough that your mind fills with trash."

39,726.) "In 20 years when you finally decide to grow up, you will have a record of quotes that were uttered by people you probably should take a gander at."

39,727.) "If that be the case, then also start a scrapbook of all the direct questions and posts that you chose not to answer directly, but just decided to act cute and make jokes about the person that confronted you about your statements."

39,728.) "Make sure the book is prefaced with the fact that you avoided most of my questions and when you answered some, you truly didn't answer them, but gave a sweeping generalization not about the point made, but about the person delivering it."

39,729.) "If you convince me that I am wrong, then I will reevaluate or change my views."

39,730.) "When it comes down to it, I have to answer to God in the endgame."

39,732.) "You would probably have a better sense of reality if you actually seen a pair of tits in real life."

39,733.) "we that run the country are stupid, becuase we go out and have to work to try and run the country, while you will sit on your geeky cum-stained chair and whine about how bad the world is."

Vibecrewangel

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:38 PM

"You would probably have a better sense of reality if you actually seen a pair of tits in real life."

I just really like this one.

It makes me think of.....

BUTT SEX!

mburbank

Apr 17th, 2003, 04:58 PM

Shhh. Vince doesn't like thinking about Butt Sex. Just Child sex and Rape.

39,734.) "those young people will never have to live and grow up more within the tyranny of Saddam."

39,735.) "Just from that they broke it."

39,736.) "Man, you all believe any good evil disinformation campaign. If Lucifer acended from Hell right now you would believe he was the good guy in the whole situation as long as they said the right things."

39,737.) "Then, and if, you tell jokes, you are just seen as a shallow idiot with no depth perception when it comes to reality."

39,738.) "It is related to the one where you are sensative to heat becuase it shuts off a nerve in the back of your brain."

39,739.) "I get the change, I get hived up, I get dizzy, and I faint out."

39,739.) "I have medical alert bracelets, well i used to about my blood pressure when I used to have it"

39,740.) "I also have already went to a doctor about what happens and he said it probably wont return, but dont worry about it. But the military doesn't want to take that chance, because of legalities."

39,741.) "Liars tell things that are lies. I tell things that are the truth."

39,742.) "I was once again typing to fast to understand what I going or trying to say."

39,743.) "I'd rather stay out of this, but the way liberal laws are passed are by judges (Roe vs Wade is a HUGE example of this) instead of already protected by law."

39,744.) "Liberals need to, as they do with anything they touch, alter and change the meanings."

39,745.) "Considering the fact the church vs state debate is something that I consider a vast source of information and views, I study it."

39,746.) "That was the whole point of the article, because the Church of England was made a STATE church by King Henry VIII because the Pope would not grant him a divorce from his wife because she would not produce a male heir."

39,747.) "So what you are saying is that the Bill of Rights, as per Algore, are a "living document", which means it can change?"

39,748.) "See where this is going? Down a road to a communist state at the extreme level of change."

39,749.) "The pope always has to promote peace that is why he is the Pope."

39,750.) "I REALLY should know where this is in there, considering I studied it for two years before I decided not to become a priest."

Miss Modular

Apr 17th, 2003, 07:18 PM

Max, you should compile these quotes and get a publishing deal.

The_Rorschach

Apr 17th, 2003, 07:45 PM

Smarter Child versus Vince.

Round 1

FIGHT!

Rorschach31337 (12:46:05 PM): Hey
SmarterChild (12:46:05 PM): Hello again, Rorschach31337!

How can I help?
Rorschach31337 (12:46:09 PM): those young people will never have to live and grow up more within the tyranny of Saddam
SmarterChild (12:46:10 PM): I'm sorry, what?
Rorschach31337 (12:46:17 PM): Just from that they broke it
SmarterChild (12:46:18 PM): They what? They broke it?
Rorschach31337 (12:46:29 PM): Man, you all believe any good evil disinformation campaign. If Lucifer acended from Hell right now you would believe he was the good guy in the whole situation as long as they said the right things
SmarterChild (12:46:30 PM): That right?
Rorschach31337 (12:46:43 PM): Then, and if, you tell jokes, you are just seen as a shallow idiot with no depth perception when it comes to reality
SmarterChild (12:46:44 PM): Is that right?
Rorschach31337 (12:48:07 PM): It is related to the one where you are sensative to heat becuase it shuts off a nerve in the back of your brain
SmarterChild (12:48:08 PM): Yeah?
Rorschach31337 (12:48:22 PM): I get the change, I get hived up, I get dizzy, and I faint out
SmarterChild (12:48:23 PM): Huh?

SMARTER CHILD WINS!

Round 2

FIGHT!

Rorschach31337 (12:48:35 PM): I have medical alert bracelets, well i used to about my blood pressure when I used to have it
SmarterChild (12:48:36 PM): Aha.
Rorschach31337 (12:48:50 PM): I also have already went to a doctor about what happens and he said it probably wont return, but dont worry about it. But the military doesn't want to take that chance, because of legalities
SmarterChild (12:48:51 PM): For real?
Rorschach31337 (12:49:03 PM): I Liars tell things that are lies. I tell things that are the truth
SmarterChild (12:49:04 PM): Is that so?
Rorschach31337 (12:49:17 PM): I was once again typing to fast to understand what I going or trying to say
SmarterChild (12:49:20 PM): You were once again typing to fast to understand what you going or trying to say, huh?
Rorschach31337 (12:50:27 PM): I'd rather stay out of this, but the way liberal laws are passed are by judges (Roe vs Wade is a HUGE example of this) instead of already protected by law
SmarterChild (12:50:28 PM): Oh really?
Rorschach31337 (12:50:41 PM): Liberals need to, as they do with anything they touch, alter and change the meanings
SmarterChild (12:50:42 PM): Liberals need to as they do with anything they touch alter and change the meanings? You really think so?

SMARTER CHILD WINS!

Round 3

FIGHT!

Rorschach31337 (12:50:58 PM): Considering the fact the church vs state debate is something that I consider a vast source of information and views, I study it
SmarterChild (12:50:59 PM): What?
Rorschach31337 (12:51:06 PM): That was the whole point of the article, because the Church of England was made a STATE church by King Henry VIII because the Pope would not grant him a divorce from his wife because she would not produce a male heir
SmarterChild (12:51:07 PM): Huh?
Rorschach31337 (12:51:19 PM): So what you are saying is that the Bill of Rights, as per Algore, are a "living document", which means it can change?"
SmarterChild (12:51:20 PM): Maybe, maybe not.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Rorschach31337 (12:51:32 PM): The pope always has to promote peace that is why he is the Pope
SmarterChild (12:51:32 PM): Huh...

Anyway... What else is up?
Rorschach31337 (12:51:46 PM): I REALLY should know where this is in there, considering I studied it for two years before I decided not to become a priest
SmarterChild (12:51:47 PM): Lets talk about something else okay?

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Anonymous

Apr 17th, 2003, 09:28 PM

#####th) "Now this just proves you need to go back to doing something that you have a brain about, which for you would be not brushing your teeth."

Apr 18th, 2003, 07:02 AM

:lol SmarterChild should be reprogrammed to post here.

mburbank

Apr 18th, 2003, 11:11 AM

40,002.) "Vibe, religious wars have killed nowhere near the millions on a grand and deliberate scale Communism did."

40,003.) "Communism never works. Never has, never will unless under extreme force." (note to those following: ‘Never’ and ‘unless’ are mutually exclussive qualifiers.)

40,004.) "The guys I lived with in my appartment are from there, and it's a pretty shitty situation over there right now."

40,005.) "Considering the person who wrote this is a professor in Women's and Gender Studies (which means she got a degree that does not exist in the real world, and the only thing she could do is teach her major and waste other people's money), that should tell you a lot right there."

40,006.) "the problem is the fact that there are many extremists that are included with this group, and that is the problem they are trying to focus on."

40,007.) "Why sit out there and type something that is going to take a fucking day to do when I can just post a link that will say the same thing, only more eloquently?"

mburbank

Apr 18th, 2003, 01:32 PM

NOTE* The following gems come from another board Vince graces with his writing:

40,013.) "I have tried and tried to be nice and civil about their arguments as compared to mine. One asshole in preticular as you will see tried to get cute. I unloaded with someone that I have never felt in my life. And I wanted to make sure that people that respect our country saw it."

"I unloaded with someone that I have never felt in my life." Is particularly priceless.

40,014.) "My tirade beings on the second page."

40,014.) "I have found other boards to be infantile on. And I also decided that I shouldnt' waste time being infantile on a board I care about as opposed to the board I showed you that I love being a jerk on."

40,015.) "I have recently engaged in intercourse with your wife or signifigant other."

40,016.) "I havent had a whole lot of time for the lately. And when I would, I would be over at http://www.i-mockery.net being a huge fucking asshole to those guys. It's quite fun. Just been talking shit like I do, 99% of it being truth and 1% being a half one."

40,017.) "Been telling them about this letter I got from a navy recruiter (which I just threw out yesterday because the thought of me having to be in a sub drove me nuts. Hate the water)."

Vibecrewangel

Apr 18th, 2003, 01:35 PM

"I have recently engaged in intercourse with your wife or signifigant other."

Isn't his a Homer Simpson line? From the episode where Flanders ends up in the mental hospital and Homer is trying to upset him?

mburbank

Apr 18th, 2003, 02:31 PM

40,018.) "Yes, it is my site to say once again."

40,019.) "if you would like to write or do anything for the site, just tell me and Id be more than happy to post it up."

glowbelly

Apr 18th, 2003, 03:32 PM

http://glowbelly.homestead.com/files/vince5.jpg

KevinTheOmnivore

Apr 21st, 2003, 11:42 PM

40,020) "Sure thing, Kevin. I will go update my "porno" site with the vids of me hosing your mother down with my man chowder."

40,021) "Once he is done making you a prime piece of fuckmeat for the Log Cabin Republicans, come back and expound."

mburbank

Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:44 PM

43,792.) "My interest in this article is about the same size of the length of your dick"

43,793.) "The computer you use, the internet access you have, everything has a hand in a corporation, big or small."

43,794.) "I couldn't read your last post max because I was distracted by someone talking about how fucking lame someone must be to brag about working at a Museum."

43,795.) "...that you are devoid of any bullshit detector when it comes to political commentary. That is probably what they will learn."

43,796.) "As long as your rights are not infringed upon by the govt or you are not violated criminally, the public can do whatever the hell it wants in regards to your person."

43,797.) "Let's get another fact out there as well: The fact that these people are surrounded in a shield of infallibility."

43,798.) "Reason being is not because they agree with what I say, it’s because that they have shown and proven they know something about how the world works."

43,799.) "He is going through the ringer when he spouts off about something serious. Nugent did, and I found out and saw he wasn't full of shit."

43,800.) "Especially if you don't really have the full grasp of the situation and what is going on."

mburbank

Apr 22nd, 2003, 05:06 PM

43,802.) "But we should not support them by force with our tax dollars when they decide to clean up their fucked up life."

43,803.) "And when they want to keep shooting up, give them a nice abonded house to sit in and a full needle of high-grade heroin. Then wipe your hands clean."

43,804.) "But when it comes to the govt, it should not steal our money to help people out that will just go and get fucked up again and again"

mburbank

Apr 23rd, 2003, 01:19 PM

45,662.) "You had me avoiding to respond to your idiotic post until you posted your latest message."

45,663.) "You are already restricted in your thinking because you never bring in the fact to the situation that there may be a God, whereas people of faith look at situations from that point of view every day. So your logic is flawed."

45,664.) "I am being real nice."

45,665.) "I have heard the whole existentialist story before. My favorite teacher at my school used to be one."

45,666.) "Hemmingway and a few others were famous existentialists."

45,667.) "And because something is not written down, doesn’t mean that the event did not happen or the story has not existed."

45,668.) "If we told the story of Paul Revere through oral stories and had not written it down for 300 years, and suddenly someone did, does it make it 300+ years old or 3 days old? And you call ME a moron."

45,669.) "The Old Testament stories date back to (according to Jewish history) back to 8000 BC and supposedly as far back as 10000BC, which to creationists would have been the creation of the Earth."

45,670.) "When the Christians became the king nuts religion of the day, they took over pagan holidas to make the transition easier to Christanity."

45,671.) "Carbon dating has proved to be innaccurate in many occasions

mburbank

Apr 24th, 2003, 02:05 PM

46,076.) "If it would not have been for those cases, we would have probably never attacked Saddam."

46,077.) "gender rolls exists because there are certain acts that are more suited to men or women."

mburbank

Apr 24th, 2003, 02:11 PM

46,078.) "There ARE things that males and females can do that are better than one another. Nature has set certain tasks thare are better suited for males and females."

46,079.) "A guy, through the beginning of time, has always been the person who goes out, gets the food, brings it home, and feeds and clothes his family."

46,080.) "Now, can males show emotion? Yes, they do when apporipate. A guy who sits around and acts all emotional all the time is seen as being weird and it goes against the natural order."

46,081.) "But put up the average women fighter against the average man and the woman will leave on a stretcher."

46,802.) "In your worldview, this is the "evolvement of our species" and it's all nice and fuzzy and its a nice big piece of goodness and we can all become the same and be a bunch of fun-happy people that see no one as being different, because that isn't evolved or enlightened."

46,803.) "If my ass is trapped in a burning building, I don't want the woman that could not meet the regular standards so they lowered them to rescue me."

mburbank

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:03 PM

46,804.) "Lott's name was ruined pretty much for good by everyone far and wide by what he said."

46,805.) "I saw Lott being dragged through the mud on something he said that was ASSUMED to mean something elsE!"

46,806.) "Perhaps I didn't throughly explain the fact that fox news and the talk radio gang gave him shit, but it was far and few between when other people did."

46,807.) "I have been told my writing is great and I do have an high opinion of myself."

pjalne

Apr 25th, 2003, 08:39 AM

Is it just me, or did Vince rise to a near-understandable level a couple of weeks ago and then just fell back on his ass?

VinceZeb

Apr 25th, 2003, 09:06 AM

pj, do you ever contribute anything intelligent to a conversation? Or do you just perfer to be a ingorant european?

pjalne

Apr 25th, 2003, 09:41 AM

(46,808) "pj, do you ever contribute anything intelligent to a conversation? Or do you just perfer to be a ingorant european?"

VinceZeb

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:06 AM

And quoting what I just said proves what, Pj? Please explain to me.

pjalne

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:19 AM

Read name of thread.

mburbank

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:34 AM

I think he's pointing out you don't know when to use 'a' and when to use 'an'. It could be a typo. If you were to post the rule about when to use which, I could be certain.

pjalne

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:45 AM

If I was trying to nitpick his spelling, I'd sooner point out how he doesn't know when to use "prefer" and when to use "perfer" or when to use 'ignorant' and when to use 'ingorant'. What I was aiming at is his constant demands for to-the-point comebacks and arguments when he himself rarely uses any but 'You are a Jew,' 'You are a European' or 'You are a woman'.

VinceZeb

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:50 AM

I could make a comment about you, but your really not worth the effort. I've popped zits on my ass with more depth and value to the world than you have.

pjalne

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:54 AM

:blah

mburbank

Apr 25th, 2003, 11:20 AM

He used the European spelling of paycheck in another thread.

While Vince frequently demeans himself in his choice of subject when posting, I'm more interested (in this thread) in cataloging the evidence his writing gives of a structural communication disorder and garden variety stupidity.

mburbank

Apr 25th, 2003, 12:17 PM

49,203.) "But the way you talk I can see you walking around with your emo glasses and your diary writing down abou thow much "pain" and "sorrow" you feel everyday."

49,204.) "And yes, it is because of gender roles that women are better to raise children. Years upon years of nature and social structure hasn't proven that at all"

49,205.) "If they do not fulfill the requirements, then they shouldn't be allowed."

49,206.) "I hope that muderous bitch gets locked up with a cell block of hard-up men."

49,207.) "She is a murderous Communist, which is pretty much and oxymoron."

49,208.) "I've popped zits on my ass with more depth and value to the world than you have."

49,209.) "Nice of you to put your dad's "getting drunk and reaming out little "Sweet meat" Maxie's butthole" picture for all to see."

49,210.) "Please tell me, if you read that comment that Lott said, what made it racist?"

49,211.) "Did you see the news where all these groups came out day after day and were reported by everyone that even halfway reports on the news about how racists he was and about how he should give up his position as an elected official?"

49,212.) "he got a slap on the fucking wrist, and what he said didn't have to be interpreted to be racists, you could plainly see he was being a bigot."

49213.) "But if he wasn’t the most prominent Catholic our govt, a lot of these groups would have gave a little slap and nothing else"

49,214.) "But if you were a liberal commenting on something such as the Jews like your hero, Hillary Clinton did, then no one cares because you are not a big story."

49,215.) "Your inept ability and your seething biased for anyone who doesn't think like you shines through like sunlight through the air."

48,216.) "On any neutral forum on a political debate I would make you wear a schoolgirl outfit and give me a rim job while I smoke fine Cuban cigars."

Miss Modular

Apr 28th, 2003, 08:53 PM

52, 213.) Yep, Aschroft is the Anti-Christ. I don't agree with a lot of his actions, but he is 1000% than that ogre Janet Reno.

mburbank

Apr 29th, 2003, 12:00 PM

53,358.) "Neil Boortz: Most popular libertarian in America. Host a talk show that is listened to around the United States. Avation pilot and used to be a laywer."

53,359.) "Hasn't done anything to improve society as to note."

53,360.) "And for the record, such as I said before, your opinion of me matters as much as some third-world bum"

53,361.) "There is about two people that care if I make people look dumb on a message board, which by the way is my secret motive. Jack and Shit."

sspadowsky

Apr 30th, 2003, 02:02 PM

"Doesn't serve a useful function, such as yourself. "

mburbank

Apr 30th, 2003, 05:19 PM

54,728.) "Please explain to me how gun control and private schools are even alike in the public debate?"

54,729.) "And I applaud you on your big word usuage and metaphor deployment."

Helm

Apr 30th, 2003, 07:45 PM

'Metaphor deployment' would make a kickass avatar sig.

mburbank

May 1st, 2003, 01:57 PM

54,982.) "Others that have no reason to agree with me do as well."

54,983.) "You want them to make sure their friends read it, so their friends know how much the original reader got of the book."

54,984.) "If all the book does is come across as someone that is whining about their childhood with a few humorous quips here and there, they would rather just listen to rap-rock music, because it does the same thing but it has a catchy tune behind it."

54,985.) "I know you are trying to be funny, Kelly, but since I am Catholic, there is a LOT of truth into the idea that Catholics are a part of the whole Anti-Christ situation."

54,986.) "You can have the new Bible in your head, but if no one wants to read it, then you are screwed before you write the first word."

kellychaos

May 1st, 2003, 02:06 PM

Is it just me, or did Vince rise to a near-understandable level a couple of weeks ago and then just fell back on his ass?

It's painful to watch ... kind of like watching the physical rehabilitation of car crash victims ... just when you thought they were making major progress :/ ... baby steps Vince ... baby steps. :)

KevinTheOmnivore

May 4th, 2003, 10:48 PM

72,344). "Sorry, ranxer, but just because you can quote quacks doesn't make them reliable sources. I like to live in the little section of existance called REALITY. You should try it"

72,345). "Hear that sound, Kevin? That is the sound of my penis popping out of your ass after my massive reaming of your anal cavity. Please lick me clean, because I do not like to walk around with a dirty dick."

72,346). "Kevin, how does an Asian Graduation Ceremony education a country bumpkin like myself about “Asian” culture, which is bullshit to begin with because Asia encompasses Oriental, Russian, Indian and many other cultures. It should be Oriental culture, but I digress."

mburbank

May 5th, 2003, 01:27 PM

2,123.) "But, as per the site itself, I am not suprise that they leave out little "truths" now and again."

2,124.) "I also find it amusing that all the "right-wing" people you see turning into leftists were usually nobodies or half-ass conservatives (for example the really good looking and sexy voiced A. Huffington) but when it comes to left going right (to an extent), its always the big guns (Horowitz, Tammy Bruce, etc.)"

82,125.) "If they stayed, they stayed by their own admission that they could die."

82,126.) "So what Israel vacated their offices before 9/11, if that were true?"

82,127.) "And your lack of intelligence on the political affairs of our time is proven by dismissing my Israeli reactor attack statement."

82,128.) "Before you give your opinion on something, at least give the impression you have at least 1/8 of a clue."

82,129.) "I understand the terms. I just like to be more descriptive in my describings of people."

82,130.) "Is the term Italian "possessive" and my "feelings" should be hurt?"

82,131.) "You may be too obessed with it, since we know how many people can even tell the fucking difference between the various types of Oriental peoples."

82,132.) "Chomsky doctorine relied on the "research" that everyone has the ability to understand the same base language at birth."

82,133.) "He avocates being able to kill the crippled and elderly, but when it came to his own mother, he hasn't offed her yet."

82,134.) "And what the fuck are you taking about with Cuba? Is this about something I said with proving it is a shithole?"

82,135.) "Jesus Christ, do you have a brain or do you like bring up something I said about Cuba time and time again."

82,136.) "Nothing/none/zilch. Just like the amount of sex you have, the amount of respect you would get outside of a internet message board, and the amount of people that will care when you die."

82,137.) "If I see a guy on the news who has held up a bank and slayed 3 people, I can truly understand him unless I read his book."

82,138.) "the only reason I made a big deal out of the words in the first place is because one of my first posts here I had metioned something about having had a girlfriend who was "oriental" and someone made a big fit out of the word."

sspadowsky

May 6th, 2003, 01:00 PM

"Also, you did not argue any of the points, which is per the gold standard with you and your ilk."

mburbank

May 6th, 2003, 05:44 PM

83,002.) "Sorry I have a rich life filled with various people. Forgive me for not saying with my "kind" as you all would put it."

83,003.) "The United States is not a democracy. Democracy is a term that is put in to make subjects such as "representive republic" easier to digest."

83,004.) "Why should the welfare mama in front of me with her 5 welfare babies that are from 4 different daddies afford with MY MONEY to buy filet of salmon while I buy canned tuna."

83,005.) "The next welfare case in front of me in the line at the store when they pull out their little America flag card should turn around and say "Thank you sir for buying my lazy ass my great food.""

83,006.) "He alienates a lot of would be conservatives/libertarians and I am one of the people that is not a country club conservative that points out that you can want to be in an orgy with a troop of schoolgirls but yet want tax cuts as the same time."

83,007.) "I swear, you try to overanalyze everything like there is an interior motive."

83,008.) "And I guess black women haven't been shown throughout the years in media?"

83,009.) "How did people in mainstream America learn about women like Hallie Berry or Pam Grier, through legends passed down by fruity looking guys with puffy pants playing at expos in museums like you work at?"

84,010.) "My best friend's wife is from from Indonesia, but by saying that I must be fullfilling some kind of white man's sterotype by pointing out something that is fucking obvious!"

84,011.) "I hope Max and Kelly get on the ball and tell the world about this evil scheme that is being promoted throughout the world for the last half century!"

84,012.) "RUN! SAVE US FROM THE EVIL IDEA OF DESCRIBING PEOPLE FOR BEING UNIQUELY DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER!"

84,013.) "I bring it up to either 1) help with a visualization of a person or 2) to make people look stupid."

84,014.) "I could honestly give a shit less what the people I associate with are when it comes to skin color and ethnic background."

84,015.) "Does it help me sometimes describe a person so a better visualization can be made in the head?"

84,015.) "It's amazing how I am supposed to be the asshole around here, but you don't see me spouting off the proclaimed "n-word" like its funny, like you all are doing."

mburbank

May 7th, 2003, 01:30 PM

84,315.) "They are not talking about accidental shootings inside the home as a seperate entity, it is lumped together with the gang-bangin thugs that are out there."

84,316.) "White people don't produce as many offspring as "minority" people."

84,317.) "And who is the one tanget of society that always wants to be seen as "open" and "caring" and "understanding"? White people."

84,318.) "And FAIR, because you know they have NO political bias (rolleyes.gif) points out that the countries are non-white, like he made the statements based on that fact."

84,319.) "As per the Constitution, you have the right to possess it. But it can be argued why Joe Blo would need an nuke for self defense."

mburbank

May 12th, 2003, 04:12 PM

88,111.) "But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona."

88,112.) "What the hell is your defintion of unstable? Because if your think I am, then I pity how you see the rest of the world."

88,113.) "apparently one of my good friends at the Newsfilter.org board was stalked down by someone from our board there and at antimtv.com and he was severly injured."

88,114.) "Your inability to function or to show off your self-percieved "vast intelligence" in the real world gives you a complex in which you now try to shed while on the internet."

88,115.) "Your track record on this board with the subjects of defending your family or using weapons shows that you are lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."

88,116.) "In a fight, you would be too busy trying to analyze and decipher your attacker's speech to notice that your face has smashed and your wallet stolen."

88,117.) "But I have so much else I could expound upon when it comes to you that I would like to save it for later."

88,118.) "At least I would defend my family if attacked."

88,119.) "We should meet and go up and down the street and ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:
1) A wimpy old geezer that surrounds himself with immature children and other "funny" people to try and build up their own weak self esteem and self opinion.
2) Me.

88,120.) "The intelligence level of this board is shown when you morons talk about tax cuts."

88,121.) "But I know I have to give you a thought once in a while, becuse I interfere with the confort zone you have here."

88,122.) "Also, would you like a gold star for being a dad? Everyone else does it to."

mburbank

May 14th, 2003, 03:17 PM

88,659.) "When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it."

88,660.) "I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime. I am glad I am able to possess them."

88,661.) "People like you also cheered when Ivan Drago killed Creed during Rocky IV and during the first half of Red Dawn."

88,662.) "I'd also advise you take your distance away from me, because you are cramping my style and you keep steping on my vastly superior penis."

88, 663.) "I know people that have had to sell their souls or their children's virginity for that big illustrious favor!"

88,664.) "I am dead serious with my response."

88,665.) "Don't you have something more wothy of your brain power, like eating toenails?"

88,666.) "That's what you do in real life as well, go out of your way to meet someone who has insulted you constantly and thinks your full of shit so you can prove them wrong on a internet message board which can be easily taken care of by NEVER COMING BACK TO IT!"

88,667.) "So your self-contradulatory time about throwing an insult toward FoxNews' way should stop.

88,668.) "A unfortuante growing majority of this board think that the rich have to lie, cheat and steal to get their gains."

88,669.) "Distribute out all the money evenly to everyone in the U.S. and guess what will happen?"

88,670.) "They will continue to do what they do to put them in the same positions they are in, for the most part."

88,671.) "So, do you think religion is the opiate of the masses, or is that were you and Uncle Karl (Marx) split up?"

88,672.) "That isn't a "tax refund", it is outright communism via wealth redistribution."

88,673.) "I don't know if you really are lacking in comprehension, but you act like that the money that is being taken from the "rich" isn't their money, when it is!"

88,674.) "And most people that run a business in this country run a small one, and they can't expand or do anything because the tax noose around their throats."

88,675.) "He would like to hire a few more people, but the taxes he has to pay hurts the hell out of him"

88,676.) "I'll go get the magic market and write "Moron" on your forehead just as a warning for anyone who want's to have an intelligent conversation with you."

88,677.) "To understand anything in life, you have to understand that people will be born into prosperity while some into poverty."

88,678.) "It only makes you an uninformed idiot that is severely lacking in any kind of intelligence when it comes to money matters and your loathing of people who make more than you because you are too much of a lazy-ass whiner to go out and do something for yourself seeps through my screen."

88,679.) "Poverty in the U.S. is living like a king anywhere else"

mburbank

May 20th, 2003, 11:32 AM

89,000.) "New reports are coming in of more reports being plagerists, Max."

89,001.) "how is Scarborough using his freedom of speech to attack the views of Glovery, who has the right to say what he says ALSO with the right to get shit for what he says in any way against the Consitution?"

89,002.) "But we should have let Iraq go without any punishment or restraint, because we all now that the dirty nuke they could deploy would explode but max would stop it from hurting his family just by saying "Hey, I made fun of Bush and I think you guys should not be invaded" because as we all know, bomb blasts can only affect certain people."

89,003.) "And if we wouldn't have went over there in the first place, we would have never learned about this and if we did, been able to do anything about it. Pretty convinent how you left that out."

89,004.) "You don't find the fact that Glover said Bush is a racist (which I would love to see Danny boy explain the meaning of the word racist)"

mburbank

May 20th, 2003, 03:57 PM

89,005.) "I guess if Satan put out a book that said "Well, this is my side" I should have to read it as well to be able to validate my opinion on him."

89,006.) "If all of Max's blood wasnt being rushed to his nose and instead to his brain he would realize where the comparison is valid."

89,007.) "Do you think that if the people who tout anarchy got their way that they would sit down with a dictionary and make sure they were 100% in tune with what it said?"

89,008.) "I am speaking with the context on how it would play out in real life, not what the definitions are."

mburbank

May 22nd, 2003, 12:25 PM

89,009.) "You, therefore, are an idiot who would be laughed out of the room if you socialized with anyone of your own age about these various subjects,"

89,010.) "You will bitch and complain until it is time to shine the shoes of people like myself."

89,011.) "But unfortuantly you do not possess even that capability."

89,012.) "I know all those people that come over to America just strive to be a constant bitch-machine about those who made something of themselves."

89,013.) "If you were a woman in a physical way (your views already make you one mentally), you could be considere the quintessential "Jewish princess"; a girl that was always told she was intelligent and perfect but cannot stand when someone puts up their big paw and says "No."

89,014.) "Your constant whining will lead you down a road to bitterness and hatred for all you don't have, and mine will lead me down a path of perhaps not certain success, but self satisfaction that I did what was right for myself and also for the betterment of those that come beyond me."

89,015.) "It is not a Messiah complex that I have, it is common sense and upholding of the core American values which drives me."

89,016.) "You and others like you will be nothing more than footstools for those like me;"

89,017.) "Your state also has one of the highest tax rates in the nation and accepts the most freeloading scum in the entire country."

89,018.) "You also voted Miss Clinton into office there."

89,019.) "Most of the children that are "living in poverty" are children of immigrants or people who could not keep their fucking legs shut."

89,020.) "Now, show me in the United States Constitution where I am supposed to take care of leeches and the mistakes of ignorant, lazy people."

89,021.) "You try to act like everyone who is "below poverty" is the average hard working Joe Six-Pack who has fallen on hard times when in fact the exact opposite is true."

89,022.) "There are many people that will put you in the Japanese sailor suit and parade you around town like a common tramp."

89,023.) "I would really hate for you to be misinformed, by my mouth is not fat."

89,024.) " My opinions are for the most part correct and based on the reality that you, I and everyone else has to live in."

89,025.) "But I was raised to have the brains to know that something so big to give you everything you need is also big enough to take it all away."

89,026.) "You are one of the easily led morons that only vote against anything a Republican puts up because you do not like Bush."

89,027.) "Why don’t you blame the parents for being brood mares and sucking the life from my purse strings with the children that they cannot take care of instead of me."

mburbank

May 22nd, 2003, 01:48 PM

89,030.) "I know one thing I am not, which is a socialist fool such as you."

89,031.) "I fight for everyone who is overburden with the task of taking care of people that refuse to do anything for themselves."

89,032.) "There is a BIG difference between the mentally and physically handicapped that CANNOT do one single thing that is productive and people who can that flat-out refuse to."

89,033.) "The govt should not bend to only my whim, but the govt should not screw over the people who make the country go."

89,034.) "I'm sorry that I'm not a big liberal idiot like you Max that thinks we can all hold hands and sing songs to solve our problem."

89,035.) "People like me will go out and do the violence to protect the elitist assholes like yourself."

89,036.) "Any other place that is straight down the line I would make you my punching bag."

89,037.) "I could debate you ANYWHERE that is impartial to either side and make you look like a pompous ass, which in all honesty wouldn't take much effort."

89,038.) "Here, you are vast and wise and oh so intelligent."

89,039.) "Here I am the minority that can hold his own."

89,040.) "Bennett, are you going to give anything intelligent to the conversation or just say something idiotic?"

89,041.) "Except I am more intelligent than you as well as physically stronger."

sspadowsky

May 23rd, 2003, 10:16 AM

89,042) "You will insult me against attacking my points 5 to 1."

I think that might have to be a Hall-of-Famer right there. I've re-read that sentence about 50 times now, and it still makes no sense. That's damned impressive, in its own special way.

mburbank

May 23rd, 2003, 10:46 AM

Thanks Sspad, somehow I missed that one. I have educated myself in Vincenese, so allow me to translate. You can't get the direct meaning, but the gist is either:

"5 out of six times you post , you choose to insult me rather than adress my argument"

or

"I gots a gumball up my nose."

mburbank

May 27th, 2003, 12:23 PM

89,157.) "Wow, if you could be any dumber, I would suggest that science harvest your brain after you die to find out how you were able to unconsciously tell your heart to beat."

89,158.) "I do not believe that "white" people are genetically superior than anyone else."

89,159.) "Sorry, Kevin, that you or your boyfriend Ror cannot argue the fact that I never said anything that was racist or bigoted."

89,160.) "Jeanette X, no facts I can show you could convince you I am correct, because it is hard to gather real facts on the situation."

89,161.) "And if a child is beaten, that is different than if a child isnt being fed because the mother thinks the school (and by proxy the govt) will do it."

89,162.) "if they were smart enough to do that in the first place, they would not be having kids to begin with."

89,163.) "Let's be plain-thinking about this for an instant."

89,164.) "If we would quit taxing companies, they wouldn't want to move out of the country, and the prices on items would be lower since it is not the company that pays the taxes;"

89,165.) "Lower taxes and you will see less of it."

89,166.) "Ror, just because you can't understand something or you try to sit there and degrade me; it does make make what I say less of a truth."

89,167.) "I'm way out a league about the shift in conversation in a certain thread I have not even partaken in directly besides to state something about a message posted eariler before the thread shift.
Are you purposely stupid or is this an act?"

AChimp

May 27th, 2003, 12:25 PM

Number 89157 is a gem because your heart is part of the autonomic nervous system and beats on its own with no interaction with the brain. :)

mburbank

May 27th, 2003, 12:37 PM

That's a great one alright, but I think I like best the quotes like the last one. I love when he says something beautifully moronic, and then follows it up by calling someone stupid.

VinceZeb

May 27th, 2003, 12:40 PM

Please, Levin, explain it to me how that statement was stupid.

mburbank

May 27th, 2003, 01:29 PM

Are you talking to me? Oh, Oh, 'Levin; I get it.

"I'm way out a league about the shift in conversation in a certain thread I have not even partaken in directly besides to state something about a message posted eariler before the thread shift. Are you purposely stupid or is this an act?"
-Vinth

Your sentence has four clauses and no interior punctuation, which makes it very hard to follow. You mean it to be a sarcastic question, but you use a period to end it, making it a statement.

You don't mean "I'm way out a leageue", you mean "I'm way out of my league". This isn't a typo, it's the omission of the two words which give the sentence it's meaning. Why 'a certain' thread as opposed to 'this thread'? You don't want 'partaken' you want 'participated', you can use "Didn't" instead of "Have not even". You DID participate 'directly', there is no other way to participate. I assume you meant you were off topic. You don't mean 'bedsides to' which is a nonsensical contsruction, you mean 'other than'.

AND... I'm pretty sure the statement you were 'out of your league' was referring to dealing with me. As in, you are not in my league.

SO: You're post is so chock full of grammatical and structural errors one can barely make sense of it AND you missed the point entirely.

WHICH you follow up on by asking the person you are dressing if THEY are 'purposely stupid', which is to say the least, ironic. Then you ask if it's 'just an act', something you've claimed about your own 'purposely stupid' posts in the past, layering irony atop irony making it one of the Vinthiest Vinthisms so far.

mburbank

May 27th, 2003, 01:30 PM

89,168.) "Please, Levin, explain it to me how that statement was stupid."

VinceZeb

May 27th, 2003, 01:43 PM

Max, if we ever get a chance to meet up, I'll just pull down my pants and we will compare penis sizes and girths. Then anything you say will be ultimately countered by the comparsion of my supreme member to your little gnat that could thread the head of a needle.

But then again, you can't argue anything besides sentence structure, which is the supreme calling card of a liberal elistist fruit.

mburbank

May 27th, 2003, 02:12 PM

Everything comes down to images of homoerotic sexual dominance for you. I think you need to think about that.

And your whole error filled screed was a missinterpretation of what had been said. THAT's not sentence structure, that's you being an idiot. You ASKED me to 'explain it' to you 'how that statement was stupid', and I complied.

It was stupid in structure AND content, and ironic (which also has nothing to do with the sentence structure) in that you accuse someone else of being stupid as the closer on your own stupidity.

That makes this statement: "you can't argue anything besides sentence structure" wrong. Big shock.

Your retort is about us dropping our pants and comparing penises. Then you call ME a fruit. You are so far in the closet your byline should be Narnia.

Protoclown

May 27th, 2003, 02:17 PM

89,169) "Max, if we ever get a chance to meet up, I'll just pull down my pants and we will compare penis sizes and girths. Then anything you say will be ultimately countered by the comparsion of my supreme member to your little gnat that could thread the head of a needle.

But then again, you can't argue anything besides sentence structure, which is the supreme calling card of a liberal elistist fruit."

mburbank

Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:47 AM

89,542.) "Especially when it came with out dealings with the Chinese..."

89,543.) "If I have to choose beween some art critic being payed 80,000 by the state in endowments or a sgt making that, I am picking the sgt."

89,544.) "If my water filled with head cro-magnon ass can do it, cant an intellectual elite like yourself do so?"

89,545.) "I figured as much, coming from a pussy such as yourself."

89,546.) "We oversex kids in our society. Hetro, Homo, Bi, whatever it is, we need to quit forcing sex down our children's throats every chance we get in the name of "tolerance"."

89,547.) "Even though most of the people who reported abuse were older and thus the abuse would have had to happen some time ago."

89,546.) "I can say that also transends to a good description of you, if your avatar is any indication"

89,547.) "If you want to get really deep and insightful, the theory of evolution as created by Darwin gives us evolutionary rights to be racist, considering in that time, the thinking was that whites, Chinese, blacks, Australians, and another group were all seperate from each other, with whites being Homo sapiens."

89,548.) "Darwin was a driving force behind Mao, Hitler and other such terrorist."

89,549.) "Evolution was hinted at by Darwin and seen by his closest pupils and attack dogs that white males were the dominate species, followed by white women, and then "minorities"."

89,550.) "Now, I can stop now at my covering your face with jizz, or I can go further and parade you down Times Square while you wear a Sailor Moon outfit. My advice, take the towel and clean up, jizzy."

89,551.) "Now, since I am not black, this joke does not apply, and besides, I thought was the racist bigot of the board was supposed to be me!"

89,551.) "Of course this kind of humor told in my city would guarentee James a trip down the Mississippi river, face down of course."

mburbank

Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:14 PM

89,552.) "I must say that anytime I feel like I am down in life, I can come here and see people who are worse than I'll ever be able to sink to."

89,553.) "I am saddened that I have to stalwart your evolution to the next level of mankind, but we are the same as we ever were: We still fight, we still want the same things, we do the same things we did in just different ways since it all began."

89,554.) "And I recieved a calling to be a priest, but God had bigger plans for myself."

89,555.) "David Horowitz is a great example for information."

89,556.) "Me, on the other hand, would be over there in 3 seconds, even it if cost me my fucking live to help out someone who is going to be brutally violated."

89,557.) "HOW MANY WOMEN ARE STRUNG UP DURING THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLE BY FLAG POLES TO BE HUMILIATED?"

89,558.) "I've seen dead bodies, they do not deter me from my positions. If someone threatens my life, my family, my friends, my co-workers, my country, my God, if it comes down to it, they will not live any longer."

89,559.) "To listen to my grandfather tell stories about fighting in north Africa were amazing."

89,560.) "To listen to what he saw when they discovered a holocaust camp while in Europe was something that I won't think I will ever forget."

pjalne

Jun 6th, 2003, 09:37 AM

89,561.) 'My sources of news have are more correct than any you get it from.'

mburbank

Jun 6th, 2003, 11:44 AM

89,772.) "Vince: one scientific reason for his beliefs"

89,723.) "Vince: showing or giving an argument that destroys the statement"

89,724.) "After the tower fell, everyone spoke different and probably had a different race instituted to them as well."

89,725.) "It doesn't say in the bible that Noah's wives were all of Middle eastern decent, neither does it say it of Noah's sons or noah's wife."

89,726.) "If the Bibilical account is correct, then it would have taken about as long to populate the world as it did after the flood, considering that people had larger families them."

89,727.) "We Catholics do tend to be able to think for ourselves, Sethomas. They may be suprising to a lock-stepper like yourself, but it can happen."

89,728.) "Now, my hooked nose Christ killing friend, I never said I would leave, I just said at this time this board is boring the fuck out of me and I am doing other things that are way more important that this board."

89,729.) "If Condi Rice wants to run in '08, she would win. If the Hildabeast ran in '08 against her, Condi would make Clinton her bitch."

89,730.) "Because voting for any of those bozos insures that there will be more, moreso then what the current administration is making now."

89,731.) "Now, you can't use emotional arguments when it comes to reality. I want the FACTS that my views are wrong or "retared" as you put it."

89,732.) "Ill explain it in my own opinion the best I can."

89,733.) "If you go by what was said in newspapers, ancient scripts and other such items, Beowulf was a real event. It was altered of course to make a better story, but there is a good analysis that it really was somewhat true."

89,734.) "The religious types of our day are becoming more P.C. in trying to accomidate more people into the faith by saying that we shouldn't take the Bible at face value and there were fables and blah blah blah."

89,735.) "People are even trying to change the way Jesus talked in the Bible, which if these people ever read the Bible, they would see that the last paragraph in the Bible is like the ultimate copyright law."

89,736.) "And miracles have happend before in modern history, we just try to talk them off like it can be explained with science, like the people who recieved a vision of the Virgin Mary back in the mid 20th century."

89,737.) "Well, sethomas, I believe that anyone that thinks we are a decendant from a fucking money is an idiot."

89,738.) "I'm sorry if I don't believe in the fact that humans are nothing more than animals."

89,739.) "Is America forcing them to build nukes but leave their citizens who aren't in the military to starve?"

Protoclown

Jun 6th, 2003, 01:33 PM

For fuck's sake, Vince. Aren't you embarassed yet?

VinceZeb

Jun 6th, 2003, 01:51 PM

Why should I be ashamed?

Protoclown

Jun 6th, 2003, 01:56 PM

Because you're a boastful fucking idiot.

VinceZeb

Jun 6th, 2003, 01:59 PM

Says you.

Protoclown

Jun 6th, 2003, 02:05 PM

Says YOU in seven pages of collected quotes.

mburbank

Jun 6th, 2003, 04:30 PM

You should be ashamed you wrote those sentences. That's the point of this thread. That you can't write worth shit.

mburbank

Jun 9th, 2003, 01:14 PM

89,740.) "Honestly, your teeth would have been out on the street in about 5 minutes after I would have the displeasure of knowing of your physical existance."

89,741.) "They are white, and they sure as fuck didn't/dont have a privlege package mailed to them every day."

89,742.) "You want to pander race like black people just need more money!"

89,743.) "Does money instill innovation, respect, skill, communication, intelligence, and drive?"

89,744.) "The Republican party is making hedway in your battlegrounds."

89,745.) "A lot of people have different opinions that I have, and that's the way it should be."

89,746.) "I get patted on the back as well, but by the MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY."

89,747.) "If we were having this conversation in life, I would have had you on your knees bitch-slapping you in front of your family while you sat there and took it."

89,748.) "Religion is just the way God wants us to live our life and the ways we should show thanks for what He has given us. It teachers rules and morality."

89,749.) "It is factually incorrect."

89,932.) "But if all the non-Israel's existance folks want to sit there and say that there will be no peace while Israel exists, then Israel should tell them to knuckle up."

89,933.) "But, if the state is formed and the attacks against Israel continue... well, then Israeli tanks need to have some blood on the treds."

89,934.) "I admire that people have that strong of a conviction to spread the word of God.... I just hate it has to be two of the fringe groups that do it."

89,935.) "Are you that fucking stupid that you can't understand the fact that without the Catholics, the muslims would have controlled Europe, Africa, and much of Asia?"

89,936.) "That someone else would have discovered the new world, and the events of the Mayflower, the colonies' revolts, and everything else would have not happened. Can you all be any more fucking dumb?"

89,837.) "Hey, like it or not, one country is going to be the go-to guy of the future."

89,838.) "No, my blood libel friend, you are the moron.If you can't even see where my point is going, then maybe you need to quit staying up so late at night in your Jewish vampire form."

89,839.) "Now if someone who is an "individualist" has the exact beliefs of a preticular group, and then is associated with that group because of his beliefs, does that mean that they are now off the "individualist" scorecard."

89,840.) "Max, I would drive one because I could look down and laugh at your family bawling over your mangled corpse because you decided to buy a little compact "fuel efficent" car that offered zero protection from that cement mixer."

Protoclown

Jun 9th, 2003, 01:23 PM

Max, I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I truly appreciate your undying vigilance.

mburbank

Jun 9th, 2003, 01:56 PM

What can I say? Bad English is my passion.

kellychaos

Jun 9th, 2003, 01:59 PM

I believe you've found the fountain, Ponce DeLeon! :)

Vibecrewangel

Jun 9th, 2003, 02:01 PM

Heaven is a 4 Letter Word

There's a rumor here
And it's going round
Can you hear it on the street
If you realize that the pleasure lies
Between surrender and the heat
Just take a walk
on the wild side babe
And I'll meet you halfway there
And if you're talking about paradise
There's no need to say a prayer
Cause baby I'll take you there
Hey girl
Haven't you heard
Heaven is a four letter word
One touch is never enough
You'll find out when you enter the world
Heaven is a four letter word
Lose your innocence
For experience
But you've got to take the chance
Can you rock and roll
Can you get down babe
Cause it's tough for you to dance
Don't need to ride in a limousine
To feel like a millionaire
And if you're talking 'bout fantasy
It could happen anywhere
Baby I'll take you there
Hey girl
Haven't you heard
Heaven is a four letter word
One touch is never enough
You'll find out when you enter the world
Heaven is a four letter word
It's like love and kiss
And it feels like this
Baby don't wait too long
It's just me and you
We know what to do
And it's a long way til dawn
Yeah
Hey girl
Haven't you heard
Heaven is a four letter word
One touch is never enough
You'll find out when you enter the world
Heaven is a four letter word
Hey girl
Haven't you heard
Heaven is a four letter word
One touch is never enough
You'll find out when you enter the world
Heaven is a four letter word
(Hey girl)
Oh yeah
(Heaven is a four letter word)
It's a four letter word
(One touch)
Haven't you heard
(Heaven is a four letter word)
Hey
Hey girl
Haven't you heard
Heaven is a four letter word

1989 Bad English (J. Waite, J. Cain, N. Schon, M. Spiro)

mburbank

Jun 9th, 2003, 02:10 PM

goddamnit

mburbank

Jun 10th, 2003, 03:47 PM

89, 841.) "Whether or not the guy had him or not was not an argument."

89,842.) "Countries had already admitted that Saddam had WMD."

89,843.) "It was his burden of proof that mattered, not ours."

89,844.) "If he would have shown that he disarmed and let us have 100% open and free access, there would have been no war." (This error is SO frequent, I feel the need to point out the correct form of the contruction "would have" is the simple past tense "Had".)

89,845.) "Did not Tom Daschle sit there on capital hill back in 98 and talk about the threat that Iraq is against us?"

89,846.) "We had just as much if not one or two more countries that agreed with us this time that Saddam had WMD"

89,847.) "You would probably let Ted Bundy go too if he got rid of all the bodies but everyone had a multitude of other evidence."

KevinTheOmnivore

Jun 10th, 2003, 07:35 PM

That last one is priceless, Max.

EDIT: btw, Max, did you get that link I sent you in a PM for the New Rules Project???

HickMan

Jun 10th, 2003, 09:27 PM

"Multitude of other evidence" What the fuck?!

VinceZeb

Jun 11th, 2003, 09:27 AM

What's your new rules project, kevin? Something to get rid of all the people you don't like, I.E. Vincey-poo?

God, you are such a crybaby. Do you still breastfeed?

mburbank

Jun 11th, 2003, 10:43 AM

I don't think he was talking to you, Vinth. And how is Poor Kev supposed to Breast feed with you constantly begging him to blow you?

Yeah, I did, Kev. It's good. I'm reading through it. Thanks.

mburbank

Jun 11th, 2003, 11:13 AM

89,922.) "I always think for myself. But the whole statement of "Think for yourself" is just a cliche that the young among us use to look intelligent."

89,923.) "The diahrea that is spewing out is flooding my keyboard."

89,924.) "Who needs to know to read anyway?"

89,925.) "Actions based on facts in the real world is what matters, Max."

KevinTheOmnivore

Jun 11th, 2003, 11:38 AM

What's your new rules project, kevin? Something to get rid of all the people you don't like, I.E. Vincey-poo?

God, you are such a crybaby. Do you still breastfeed?

Get over it, Vince. Why in God's name would we EVER wanna get rid of you?? Look at all of the entertainment you provide for this board. Your stupidity goes beyond anyone we've ever seen here, and that's saying quite a lot. You aren't even quite the "opposition," because frankly, you are incapable of putting up a good fight. But the humor is priceless, so thanks, clambake.

VinceZeb

Jun 11th, 2003, 11:41 AM

I'm glad you will never get rid of me. I love seeing what happens when liberal idiots attack.

UnDeath

Jun 11th, 2003, 05:25 PM

yeah, them pussy ass whiny liberals. >:

that attack. >:

Immortal Goat

Jun 11th, 2003, 11:19 PM

"And he should also delete the space between the image markers so the picture will show up? "

God, man, Vinth is priceless, ya know? I mean, I can get a good laugh our of a good dose of Comedy Central, but whenever I need to feel good about my mistakes and shortcomings and still have fun, I always turn to Vinth's never-ending fountain of stupidity. LET THE RIVER FLOW!

mburbank

Jun 12th, 2003, 01:23 PM

89,927.) "But whining about the school breakfast programs is a leftist tennant."

89,828.) "Isn't my job to feed people who's parents would rather buy them the new Kobe Bryant's instead of a meal."

89,929.) "But a corporation will like if if I can make them money, and I will like them if they can give me money for my services or i will give them money if they have a product or service I want."

89,930.) "My dislike of satanism, if anyone really cares, is that its selfish and named after the biggest loser in the existance of reality."

89,931.) "Why would you want to name your "religion" based on a being that loses in the end any way you slice it?"

89,932.) "So please, don't tell me how to be a good Catholic and I'll continue to mock you for dismissing your faith and heritage for the the percieved allmighty beliefs that only serve to destroy the people that you "indentify" with."

89,933.) "Your adversion to facts and figures and common sence would indicate you were educated in a government school system."

mburbank

Jun 13th, 2003, 10:34 AM

89,934.) "Some of us like the idea of being able to pull the cart, to see the world in the direction of freedom and equality. Some, such as yourself, are set firm in sitting around and bitching about everything, but never doing anything with any substance to change the world."

89,934.) "The teachers teach the kids crappy, they dont care about the job, and the children suffer, because no one bothers to help them with their condition!"

89,935.) "Going to dwell back into my personal life for a bit, and its a good analogy: I used to be one tubby fat fuck. 6'4" and almost 500lbs."

89,936.) "There are miniscule times where abortion is necessary to save the life of the mother or is a child of rape."

89,937.) "Annie Sullivan couldn't education you, Max."

mburbank

Jun 18th, 2003, 11:28 AM

89,996.) "We are taking money out of our pockets to give to old geezers who want to government to pay for drugs that they could pay for with the discresional income they have, which btw is the HIGHEST out of the age groups!"

89,997.) "We are talking money out because dumbshit teenagers refused to abstain or protect themselves during sex and they are producing babies they CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE CARE OF!"

89,998.) "Why is this train of logical so fucking hard to understand?!?"

89,999.) "no matter what I say, it will be dismissed even thought I am right about 90+% of the time. So no matter what I say or show, it won't be believed, but I do like a challenge."

90,000.) "We don't need the govt buying our medicine for me."

90,001.) "I have insurance through my mothers work that I pay for."

90,002.) "And did your nana save her money or plan responsibily in her younger age?"

90,003.) "No, it doesn't Those are expenses that come with the benefit of owning a car, such as medicine is a expense that comes with living."

mburbank

Jun 26th, 2003, 12:31 PM

"
90,075.) "Yes, but if they are delibertly trying to destroy his financial well being, that could be brough up with RICO stature.So, go back in the kitchen beyotch and make me a steak."

90,076.) "Yeah, carnivore, like no one else on this board has ever went after another person about their spelling or sentence structure."

90,077.) "I have my faults with the Bush administration, and I love a good debate."

99,078.) "So such a "intelligent, independant" board, I didn"
(A particular gem, in that it's the title of a thread.)

mburbank

Jun 26th, 2003, 02:26 PM

99,079.) "If being a homosexual or praticipating in these acts is immoral, God will sort that out."

99,080.) "For someone with the avatar of a patriot, you sure do run your jaws all day about how bad bush is."

99,081.) "*plays a funk metal intrulude....*"

Drew Katsikas

Jun 26th, 2003, 08:24 PM

"Isn't deathly debilitating, sorry that you are (a liberal) mininformed"

~Rack one up for the Vinth-man! :lol

mburbank

Jun 27th, 2003, 11:59 AM

99,106.) "What happened to Max got a boner and walked into a wall?
His nose broke!"

Zhukov

Jun 27th, 2003, 12:04 PM

How do you seperate the men from the boys in a Catholic church?

With crowbar.

mburbank

Jun 30th, 2003, 02:42 PM

99,152.) "If evolution is correct, I must say I am the peak of sexual evolution!"

99,153.) "Homophobia in the correct term really doesnt exist that much in america."

99,154.) "Most people do not have a phobia or are afraid of gay people."

99,155.) "It's most a moral issue with them."

99,156.) "When it comes to the dirty work, America, Britian and a few other countries are the ones who get their feet wet and their soliders in harms way."

99,157.) "Even though everyone pretty much agreed Iraq had WMD and then when the war was going to happened, they did an about-face and contradicted what they said as shortly as 5 years ago."

99,158.) "You all seem to ignore the facts when it deflects your simple-minded agenda."

99,159.) "You obviously dont know shit about economics or history to realize that Clinton had shit to do with the enconomy doing well."

99,160.) "Well, as anyone who runs a company will tell you, havint a "surplus" of money is a bad thing, especially if it is big since that money is not being used to keep the economy going."

99,161.) "I know that there is a thing called "state's rights" that is being destroyed in this country. Apparently you are ignorant to how this country was formed."

99,162.) "I'm glad your business is non-profit becuase it it was for profit it would be out of business if you are the ph balance for employees."

mburbank

Jul 2nd, 2003, 01:57 PM

99,228.) "Now, if there is proof that bush knew Iraq never had WMD, which would be impossible since everyone agreed he had them, then that would be A LIE."

99,229.) "you would have gave the UN till december to find something, but as soon as the US doesnt find anything, you whine."

99,230.) "Proto, he could have held back from using them because that would only make our fight just and cause and no one could deny it."

99,231.) "The civil rights movement was on the forefront of society."

99,231.) "One of those cons is the inability not to get married."

99,232.) "This whole debate started when a bunch of feel-good people decided that we would say that deviant behavior that goes against most religious pratices and the advancement (i.e. nature) of our species is a genetic trait, and not a choice."

99,233.) "And do you honestly believe Adam and Steve can raise a child on a median basis better than Adam and Eve?"

99,234.) "you have internal mental problems."

99,235.) "I have lived with a different black guy in the past."

99,236.) "Now, I supposedly said that the civil rights of minorities is different than of homosexuals."

99,237.) "You want to have choices and no conquences."

99,238.) "People like you want protecting from thoughts and ideas that are seen to liberals as "progressive" and "liberal" but if someone attacks another man but he was thinking "opressive" thoughts while he does it, you want him to be punished for his thoughts as well as his actions!"

99,239.) "I know choices and responsability is hard for you and your special ed class you have assembled to understand, but the choice to be gay is a choice."

99,240.) "Now, I know you think its cool that your nerd boy D&D roomies think that what Gator, who is by more more successful that myself or you for that matter, but please drop it."

99,241.) "Now, I am against homosexuality more so on a scientific basis than a religious basis. But lets talk about that for an instance."

99, 242.) "Shouldn't that be on the same basis of homosexuality, and thus "ok, because they are born that way"?"

99, 243.) "The Gay Marriage situation is about making behavior that the vast majority of Americans in private would tell you they loathe and hate "acceptable"."

99, 244.) "Besides, being a doctor is a passe thing as is. Everyone has a doctorate nowadays."

99, 245.) "Without people that were willing to die for our freedoms, this conversation wouldn't take place and you most surely would be dead or a sheep to whatever dictator or religious zealot decided to take over because you don't have one ounce of commitment to a greater good that is realistic in your entire fucking body."

mburbank

Jul 2nd, 2003, 02:20 PM

99,246.) "The list of the greatest minds of our time include an assload of people who believed in God."

99,247.) "I think my IQ, my ACT scores and my hopefully acceptance to MENSA would think you are wrong in your assumptions."

99,248.) "I've took their test online and got great results, so i figured what the hell?"

Protoclown

Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:39 PM

I found that last one to be particularly ironic. :lol

mburbank

Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:18 PM

99,249.) "He just may have to face reality and realize that his "love all feel good" attitudes towards everything that is opposite of the dirty conservatives is what kills people."

99,250.) "The problem with Independance Day is that there are idiots out there celebrating it that don't know the meaning of the holiday or insist that govt take care of everything, thus having what we did when we were a colony!"

99,251.) "pretty decent. My results are over at my website, but they are about as what you would expect."

99,252.) "Yeah, I don't have a independant thought in my mind. I'm sorry if my thoughts are shared by many."

99,253.) "the person that led the good life but refused to believe in God after someone asked him about it and talked to him about the Bible would be roasting in hell."

99,254.) "Belief in God takes more intelligent, tact, and willpower than not beliving in God."

99,255.) "It helps us feel good so we can go about our days doing what we want, without conquences, like homosexuality, promiscuity, robbery, etc."

mburbank

Jul 11th, 2003, 12:36 PM

99,289.) "Your response proves the intelligent of this message board."

99,290.) "Amazingly enough, that hasn't been brought up yet. But then again, I am asking for constinency from liberals, which means the only thing that can be expected from you is to be ignorant of the situation time and time and TIME again."

99,291.) "Bush has not under any burden of proof lied."

mburbank

Jul 14th, 2003, 11:40 AM

99,347.) "Socialized medicare won't work because it goes against the base instinct of man to care about one's self."

99,348.) "Anywhere socalized medicine is tried, it turns shitty quick, fast and in a hurry."

99,349.) "Democrats think that the govt gives us rights, can protect us from life, etc. when human nature proves them wrong."

99,350.) "The only thing they can do to keep voters voting for them is blowing the unions, making the minorities think that they are too stupid to exist without the white liberal democrats fighting for them, and scaring old people to death."

99,351.) "There is more science backing up creationist theory than evolution nowadays, chimp."

99,352.) "Punkgirl, reality proves that liberals are dead wrong about many a thing, so why believe them?"

99,353.) "Liberals whine and bitch about every little thing and then are proven false so many times that when you actually say something of intelligent it is just dismissed."

99,354.) "Besides, that perception is reality statement is true for the lemmings, but not for us who can sort through the bullshit."

Zero Signal

Jul 14th, 2003, 11:43 AM

#99,353 applies to Vinth so well it is almost interesting. :)

mburbank

Jul 16th, 2003, 01:00 PM

99,427.) "Aww, is widdle PJ all in a huff because I'm not an redneck Xian?"

99,428.) "if that is what passes for "witful retort" in your neck of the woods, you need to unplug your computer and send it back to the manufacturer."

99,429.) "And look up in the sky, here goes Mockery, his Nerdness."

99,430.) "Especially since Mockery runs a site that insults on many basis, with a special section just for religion."

99,431.) "That is not establishing a religion, because the Ten Commandments sitting there is not the govt saying "We respect the Judeo-Christian religious beliefs to be the ones that you should follow".

99,432.) "It is a historical document from which Western Civilization has been based upon."

99,433.) "God Bless America sung in a school concernt is not respecting an establishment of religion."

99,434.) "Well, that would be true if Karma was an existant force."

99,435.) "Most people say "Karma" to try and sound intellectual but most people just know it as "life.""

mburbank

Aug 6th, 2003, 12:07 PM

99,642.) "He protects our country everday with and has to deal with more information about the threats against our country than any of us will ever know about."

99,643.) "India wouldn't have this problem if they wouldn't have decided to breed millions upon millions of people in an area that isn't very supportive of the human being."

99,644.) "Besides, Achimp was being a smartass about the dirty water, but it is a truthism."

96,645.) "Adam Smith, the man who basically created mordern capitalism in 1776, said that business have the sole responsability to make money. But also the business should not become a monopoly and they should help the truly less fortunante and poor."

96,646.) "If you don't know the difference between someone who is whining becuase they can't afford air conditioning and someone who hasn't eaten in 10 days because there exists no food then you need to go back to your hole."

96,647.) "-Lesson govt sanctions on medicine approval"

96,648.) "There would also be a standardized tests before you could recieve your diploma. Also, give the money taken from drug pushers and other fines and give that to use as vouchers for the private schools."

96,649.) "Johnny needs to learn how to read, write and learn, not how their teacher likes to have her "life-mate" shove beads up her ass and how everyone should accept it."

96,650.) "Rape laws would be revamped. The defendant would be the defacto favored in the case."

96,651.) "Merit and ability to the required job would be the requirements of hiring/firing."

96,652.) "Drugs are illegal. People still get it."

96,653.) "If citizens are allows to carry guns and are well-versed in the careful usage and responsability that is endowed on the gun owner, crime will decrease."

96,654.) "I'm sure Mao couldn't have murdered, raped, and starved tens of millions if the people could stand up with weapons."

96,655.) "Oh wait, assholes like you think guns are nothing but some phallistic wet-dream that guys like Ted Nugent spend every walking moment thinking about."

The One and Only...

Aug 6th, 2003, 03:42 PM

"Liberals whine and bitch about every little thing and then are proven false so many times that when you actually say something of intelligent it is just dismissed."

I find this often true.

mburbank

Aug 6th, 2003, 04:18 PM

If you do, you're missing the point, which is:

You can be proven wrong, you can be proven to have told a falsehood, you cannot be 'proven false'.

It's also about the third time Vinth has used 'intelligent' instead of 'intelligence' show he neither posseses one or is the other.

This thread isn't about the stupidity of Vinth's statements. I use other threads for that. This thread is a tribute to a man who brags frequently about how intelligent and well spoken he is, but seems incapable of making his way through two sentence paragraph without doing things to the language I wouldn't do to... well... him.

Oh, P.S. 'Liberals' as a plural abstract, should be refered back to with the pronoun 'they' and not you, which while both plural and singular is speciffic.

mburbank

Aug 8th, 2003, 10:28 AM

96,702.) "Why is it that liberals whine about having "waiting periods" on getting a gun, something that is a plain-as-day right in the Constitution, but whine about ANY waiting period on abortions, which isn't a right in the Constitution at all?"

96,703.) "Our rights are derived from something that EVERYONE has when we were first born upon the Earth, no matter what time in history.

96,704.) "If everyone is higher educated, who is going to work at McDonalds?"

96,705.) "Little biology lesson for Dorkivore: Dick + Pussy = Ability to have kids. Dick + Dick = no ability to naturally have kids"

96.706.) "All enviromental laws do is costs business money which 50% of the time are completely unnecessary."

96,707.) "There is historical evidence to that fact."

96.708.) "Jesus has been listed in some historical documents, acknowledged in almost every major religion and has been even accepted by many non-believers as being a real human being."

96,709.) "Why the hell would you accept the existance of someone such as Plato and not of Jesus, when there is more acknoweldgement of Jesus in history as being a real being?"

mburbank

Sep 15th, 2003, 11:26 AM

97,962.) "That goes up there in the fucking idotic quotes of history, along with "Freethinkers", "Liberals are tough on national security", and "Communism is a good idea.""

97,963.) "The need and want to buy flashy new things is just a space-filler that a good moral system and a believe in a Supreme Being used to fill."

97,964.) "People like like Americans should think of Islam like they would Christanity or any other religion when in fact our country has been attacked by MUSLIMS. So please, don't try to think of yourself as more scholarly than I."

97,965.) "Why don't you go take residence up there since you suck the dick of every communist warlord that comes up the pike."

97,966.) "The people that founded this country can support something but not instill it into the foundation of the country."

97,967.) "Our country broke away because of taxes, if you remember your history."

97,968.) "Hell, to put it in perspective, it would be like if we broke away from our country because the govt instilled a .60 tax on fast food."

97,969.) "I'm sure our military will be more than happy to eliminate you if you decide to number 2."

97,970.) "Don't they realize that the governor has only the power to deny a 11th hour saving of a person FROM a death penalty."

97,971.) "That's just the quickest one to bring up I can think of."

97,972.) "But then again, we just had the second anniversary of when World War IV started."

97,973.) "Spending money to protecting the United States and our interests is a grand idea."

97,974.) "If it has something to do with their ineffective and socalist "services", then we should write blank checks because money cures the ills apparently that no work ethic and entitement mentalities create."

97,975.) "WWIII was between the your god, communism, and the United States. It was won by Ronald Reagan and the U.S. in the early 90s, to the disdain of liberals everywhere."

97,976.) "When the Soviet Union went tits-up, I'm suprised academics and media elities werent commiting mass suicide."

97,977.) "People with IQs over 29 with any interest in the world usually will tell you that WWIII was the Western World vs Communism, mainly U.S. vs Soviet Union."

97,978.) "A 8 year old that just watched Con Air could have thought of that."

97,979.) "Those people were not the ones we are fighting now. Some of them are, but it is not the same group."

97,980.) "We have trained a lot of people to fight a threat before because it was the main one in front of us."

97,891.) "I do hope those of you who are confortable in your view of a non-God situation that when you die you are prepared for the conquences."

97,892.) "if there is a Supreme Being that judges you based on a set base of criteria and you fail the main one which is a belief in Its existance?"

mburbank

Sep 15th, 2003, 02:14 PM

97,893.) "People who are comfortable in the fact that they believe there is no god or judge after you die should examine their life and see if they truly believe that."

97,894.) "If they do, they should be able to accept the conquences for such a belief if in fact they are wrong."

97,895.) "You are putting trust in a belief system that really has no merit on the human belief that God will "forgive" you for not believing when in almost every single religion, God frowns upon non-belief in His existance."

97,896.) "I know it is real simplistic, but hey, most things that are far-reaching are."

97,897.) "Where is your proof that religion was made for people to understand how the world works? Isn't that found in texts as well?"

97,898.) "Buddhism isn't really a religion as it is a philosophy. Of all the religions that are around, it is the mainstream one I usually brush aside."

97,899.) "Call me an elitist, but there are WAY too many loopholes and flaws in basic design that get me for taking it any more than that it is what the eastern world has grown up with so it doesn't really know any better because it fits with all the doom and gloom no material possession lifestyles they live."

97,900.) "Cavemen weren't worrying about where the hell fire came from, they were worrying about day to day survival. That is, however, if you believe in what we consider "caveme"."

97,901.) "Besides, with all the different cavemen around, how would they organize basic belief structures that were complex throughout, like the Torah?"

97,902.) "Look at the "proof" of all the various religions. Buddhism doesn't have a lot of proof that is based in history. Judaism/Christianity/Islam has more proof based on history."

97,903.) "If someone duplicated the above religions today, there would be more witnesses to what happened instead of the few that were around now."

97,904.) "But, if someone were to duplicated Buddhism, they would be laughted at and treated the same as someone who believed in Scientology."

The One and Only...

Sep 15th, 2003, 05:48 PM

If I read anymore of this, I think I would have forgotten how to spell.

I must let my mind... readjust now.

Miss Modular

Sep 15th, 2003, 07:48 PM

We need to put together a greatest hits list.

Vibecrewangel

Sep 15th, 2003, 07:59 PM

Off topic....

MOD!!!! you used my found pic of Leslie!!! I :love it!

mburbank

Sep 16th, 2003, 11:10 AM

98, 113.) "They get out out of the kindness of our taxpayer's pocketbooks."

98,114) "Of course, Zappa takes his views and puts them into something he hardly knows shit about."

98,115.) "If you ever take him seriously.... just take a look at his children and then change your views pronto."

98,116.) "If Judaism, on a historic level, was proven to be 100% correct, you couldn't argue with it."

98,117.) "You could argue the spiritual aspect all you want, but "realisticly" it could still happen."

98,118.) "Christanity could happen up until the crucifiction of Christ. When Christ was ressurected and those people saw him, then Christanity is proven correct."

98,119.) "Take Buddhism now: If some guy went out right now who was a prep, saw a poor person and got shocked, climbed a tree, got "enlightened", saw some bums again and started preaching about how they shouldn't worry about being poor and just wait to enter the next life... you all would laugh your ass off at this clown right now."

98,120.) "You could prove the Jews recieved commandments and they had an ark and eyewitnesses could prove God spoke to them."

98,121.) "If Christ rises from the dead, you ain't hatin on Jesus no more. You can't do that with Buddhism. It just cant happen."

mburbank

Sep 18th, 2003, 11:59 AM

98,122.) "My own personal belief leads me to believe that it is a philosophy."

98,123.) "Kahljorn, if you believe Jesus was just a main when it comes to the beliefs of Christanity, well, then you must not possed the ability to read, see, or hear."

98,124.) "He pretty much says He is God throught the entire New Testament, contrary to kelly bias and uneducated viewpoints, which for him are just his gold standard."

98,125.) "Speaking of idiots (Kelly), I'd like to see this grand piece of proof that us Catholics want our women knocked up, cooking, and barefoot."

98,126.) "I love how Christanity, especially Catholicism, is treated on this board to have more layers of bullshit and mystery than the fucking Tri-Lateral Commission or the Illumaniti."

98,127.) "Most of everyone's "hatred" of said religion on this board and in general comes from lack of education, an ability to get a feeling of "empowerment" by hating the most respected and regonized religion in the existance of mankind, or the simple fact that I would hate God too if I looked like the vast majority of this message board."

mburbank

Sep 23rd, 2003, 11:52 AM

98,128.) "Honestly, are you this inept at reading or writing? Throught the New Testament, Jesus Christ has said He was divine, that He was the Son of God, that He was one and the same as the Lord."

98,129.) "Now, Jesus was divine. His coming back from the dead proved He wasn't a hoaxer. Now, if you don't know why this conversation took place, I suggest you learn how to read."

99,130.) "If you talk about Jesus Christ or God in any written text, it is capitalized to be He."

99,131.) "That bolded line is the reason that if you used your brains to paint your wall, they would have served you more use in life up to this point."

99,132.) "I could have as much fun and put as much effort into this message board as with one of those old automated response programs they used to have on BBSs."

99,133.) "If the recount would have been for Gore, I would have had a shitfit, because it would have been WRONG."

99,134.) "At least Bush wouldn't have been walking around to this day whining about how Gore was "selected"

99,135.) "I have easily ignored your idiotic attacks and statements that were filled with stupidity, but your baseless and bias attacks on Pern and OAO is downright horrible."

99,136.) "I easily ignore your attacks because to me you are nothing but a faceless elitist windbag who amounts to a zit on my ass when it comes to annoyance levels."

99,137.) "Anytime one of these guys’ spouts off ANY type of position that is something you feel is evil, you do nothing but degrade and pour piss in their boots about it time and time again."

99,138.) "What do you/are you going to provide for society, Max?"

99,139.) "Overall, it seems like your existence is based on the "optional" phases of the human existence."

99,140.) "You sit here with your bleeding heart self and whine about how I "hate" the poor."

99,141.) "I have said that I hate the parasites that leech off goods and honest charity that is for people who are truly in need."

99,142.) "I hate the people in this article for taking money and food and services away from the people, who for the most part were in mental asylums until liberal morons like yourself fought for their right to "be free", that need it most because they want to be "uber k00l punx" and rebel against "traditional values". Fuck these bums."

99,143.) "And I don’t feel for people that are buying food more expensive and more plentiful than myself while paying for it with EBT, which for the idiots out there, are electronic food stamps"

99,144.) "Is it because you yourself are not well off and are jealous because you know your choices in life have perceivably moved the brass ring from your grasp?"

99,145.) "You will learn about how much the "rich" pays, who is considered "rich" and how it affects the people that you claim to "hold so dear", the middle-class."

99,146.) "If you don’t want to have to worry about your kid’s education, you can 1) send her to a private school or 2) move to a better school district."

mburbank

Sep 26th, 2003, 12:31 PM

99,147.) "Yeah, because we know how horrible we were doing compared to the world when we held children and teachers accountable for their actions!"

99,148.) "I mean, all these credible sources are popping up with the hundreds we are detaing right now."

99,149.) "I mean, ignore the fact that there were more Secret Service surveliances during Clinton's administration than in Bush's for the littlest of offences; the one who is really trying to destroy civil right is that damn dirty Bush!"

99,150.) "And Ranxer, show me this evidence about the iraqi protestors after the statue topple."

99,151.) "There is all that proof of removal of presidental records and the Energy Commission meetings, and Bush is single-handedly destroying the constitution because as you know he has been crusading against things such as the second amendment, the right to worship, and the right to private property!"

99,152.) "Last time I checked, Max, I haven't been wanting to destroy my own fucking country or wanting the Iraqis to win."

99,153.) "And most of these "protestors" that have their backings are being backed by communist fronts."

99,154.) "They just want a elected official that is going to give them more of what they think they "deserve" and less of what people can "earn".’

99,155.) "Most of this board is under the umbrella of "average American"."

99,156.) "It's just like the people at the Ford plant here in St. Louis that whine about losing their 60,000 dollar a year job to screw a nut onto a bolt while standing at an assembly line because they worked there for 20+ years and never thought of persuing their education or even thought of the fact they may lose their job and have to do something that took a bit more brains."

99,157.) "I make a nice deal of money."

99,158.) "I got the job because a) I go to school and am going to earn two degrees and 2) I worked at jobs that helped me improve various skills, I was always gung-ho with anything I did and d) I'd show backbone when no one else would."

99,159.) "If you think Social Security is a good investment, then you seriously need to speak to someone that knows a thing about economics."

99,160.) "My feelings on liberals stems from numerous sources."

99,161.) "My dad thought Bill Clinton was innocent until the day he died."

99,162.) "My mother, no matter how much I try and how much her core beliefs differ from liberals will continue to vote Democratic until the day she dies."

99,163.) "It isn’t a Family Ties-type situation, but needless to say when I got out on my own, I educated myself about what is going on out there."

99,164.) "Facts are twisted, distorted, or not even reported correctly for the big-wigs at the New York Times and on CBS to tell us how to vote and think."

99,165.) "These books are a plethora of information and the Slander book has references out the wazoo."

99,166.) "The whole Fox News scandal with them reporting Bush the winner in Florida at around 3-4 in the morning when other shows were reporting Gore the winner BEFORE THE POLLS IN FLORDIA CLOSED!"

99,167.) "The reporting of the "100,000" who couldn’t vote is something I just got done arguing with someone about who happened to be black."

99,168.) "We get rid of any songs during the winter that have to do with religious seasons and we sing songs about the biggest fucking joke in existence, which happens to be Kwanzaa."

99,169.) "We teach kids that America is this big horrible place that has done nothing right, where in most any other country if the text books were talking shit about the home country, there would be gulags and punishment all around."

99,170.) "Black and Latino students are left behind in the education because of schools that are shitty even though we spend thousands of dollars on the students."

99,171.) "We do not question the culture with makes blacks and Latinos afraid of acting white, i.e. studying, being respectful, and working hard."

99,172.) "We are training a better idiot in our government school systems."

99,173.) "Liberals at best are humorously naïve and utterly dangerous to our country at worse."

mburbank

Sep 29th, 2003, 02:26 PM

99,174.) "I work over 40+ hours a week at 6 days a week."

99,175.) "I went out and was the best person for the job."

99,176.) "A lot of those people that earn more money than people with degrees are being paid those highway robbery wages because of the unions."

99,177.) "A lot of those people that earn more money than people with degrees are being paid those highway robbery wages because of the unions."

99,178) "All the years that people denied blacks the ability to read and learn are happening again, but now it is the supreme leaders of "black culture" that are teaching kids that reading, writing, learning good business and being a good person are nothing abut tools used to "make you white", but being a whiny freeloader complaining about all your "problems" and "heartaches" while expecting the government to roll over for you is the way to go."

99,179.) Where in black culture right now is a young fatherless child being taught about good morals or about the importance to be educated?

99,180.) "Officials that want to help out the poorest among us are called racist, and the ones who want to fuck them over so they can pull in the pork money are considered heroes."

99,181.) "If you just happen to agree for the most part with one side's views almost down the line, that means you are narrow-minded in the political sense."

99,182.) "It doesn't mean, however, that the person did research from all sides and their views are the natural conclusion of their research."

99,183.) "She thinks that the big government talk means that we should not have a goverment at all. But then she is a liberal, so there is no suprise there."

99,184.) "It has been well documented by people such as Thomas Sowell and Larry Elder."

99,185.) "I guess that discredits the entire human existence, because everything is based on experiences."

99,186.) "Speak English and then maybe I will be able to answer it."

99,187.) "They are on the majority more correct than any book that claims right wing bias in the news."

99,188.) "You want to talk smack about what I'm talking about, so why don't you go out and be intelligent and try to prove what I'm saying is factually dishonest."

99,189.) "Well, sspadowski, my heart is filled with sorry because you do not believe what I say."

99,189.) "Helm, if are this stupid when you are not on this message board, I suggest locking yourself in a nice room and never introducing your idiotic talk to the world."

99,190.) "Now I know that to a p.c. dilluted moron such as yourself, an attack on a particular culture would make you act like Povlov's dog and scream "Racist racist raaaaccccciiiiiiisssssstttttt!!!!""

99,192.) "I will let it go this once because you are an idiot and you can learn the real meaning of the world."

99,193.) "What I said bigoted towards the "hip-hop" culture? Yeah, it sure as hell was, but then again, prove me wrong."

99,194.) "Based on the fatherless rates in urban areas and especially in black families, you can see where this would influence the child from being just a type of music or movie into a full-fledged lifestyle."

99,195.) "Your original question would have me admitting that some on the left were right about certain issues when in fact the debate is still going on about those said issues."

99,196.) "It is nothing more than your opinion on what the left has gotten "right", no pun intended."

99,197.) "Besides, why is it that everyone's definition of "real" life has to involve overcoming every hardship in the book like they are fucking Helen Keller?"

99,198.) "Sorry, but I won't bite on your "black culture" worm and hook."

99,190.) "You have to hate Bush for a certain amount of bumper sticker reasons; it can't be an objective analysis."

VinceZeb

Sep 29th, 2003, 02:35 PM

I can just see this Woody Allen look-a-like sitting at his keyboard just WAITING for me to type something on the board so he can put it in this thread.

mburbank

Sep 29th, 2003, 03:11 PM

You've got pretty much the right picture except for the Woody Allen look a like pick. I do look forward to your longer works, especially when you're spiralling toward the top of your bi-polar roller coaster.

Any time you get beyond two sentences there are bound to be absolute gems. You are the only thing I've ever found on the web this good that did not turn out to be a hoax. You are a treasure trove of self-parody and every time I think the skin of your idiocy has dried up, another huge, flaming, pimple of irony rises off the surface and erupts. I never for an instant imagined this post could ever grow so long, that you could actually retain my interest this long. I congratulate you sire, as scientists must have congratulated the Elephant man on his physique before displaying him.

VinceZeb

Sep 29th, 2003, 03:22 PM

If that above post is what passes for humor in your parts, then I feel sorry for you and your kind.

mburbank

Sep 29th, 2003, 03:40 PM

99,191.) "If that above post is what passes for humor in your parts, then I feel sorry for you and your kind."

mburbank

Sep 30th, 2003, 12:34 PM

99,192.) "I will let it go this once because you are an idiot and you can learn the real meaning of the world."

99,193.) "What I said bigoted towards the "hip-hop" culture? Yeah, it sure as hell was, but then again, prove me wrong."

99,194.) "Based on the fatherless rates in urban areas and especially in black families, you can see where this would influence the child from being just a type of music or movie into a full-fledged lifestyle."

99,195.) "Your original question would have me admitting that some on the left were right about certain issues when in fact the debate is still going on about those said issues."

99,196.) "It is nothing more than your opinion on what the left has gotten "right", no pun intended."

99,197.) "Besides, why is it that everyone's definition of "real" life has to involve overcoming every hardship in the book like they are fucking Helen Keller?"

99,198.) "Sorry, but I won't bite on your "black culture" worm and hook."

99,190.) "You have to hate Bush for a certain amount of bumper sticker reasons; it can't be an objective analysis."

99,191.) "So Bubba, If I provide a hypothetical situation or something that is guesstimated, you are going to defend my position?"

99,192.) "Do you honestly believe that the CIA would give Novak information on a undercover CIA agent?"

99,193.) "I'm going to wait and watch it turn out to die away just like Bush/Enron and Cheney/energy task force."

99,194.) "Democrats are licking their lips like a shark in a pool full of body parts. Except the body parts are nothing but smoke and mirrors."

99,195.) "Fox News will be the only one that follows it through."

99,196.) "Helm, you are jealous because you resent a bigoted, "racist" person like myself being able to live in the greatest free country in the existance of humankind."

99,197.) "The main reason you are jealous is probably because we have a thing round dese here parts called a shower which has obviously passed your peoples' comprehension."

99,198.) "Speaking of Max, you just dont like me because you hate the fact that I can be successful while you being much brighter and enlightened than me can only impress geeks and losers on an internet board."

Vibecrewangel

Oct 1st, 2003, 01:55 PM

99,199) Democrats are licking their lips like a shark in a pool full of body parts. Except the body parts are nothing but smoke and mirrors.

mburbank

Oct 1st, 2003, 04:33 PM

I love that one, but I got it already. 99,194. Excpet now I look at it, my numbering got all screwed up in there. Oh well.

Here's what I really like about that one.

Democrats (plural) are likened to a shark (singular) licking it's(singular) lips(which sharks don't have) .

Then the Body parts(metaphor that goes with sharks) are likened to smoke and mirrors(metaphor that doesn't go with sharks)

Vibecrewangel

Oct 1st, 2003, 04:43 PM

Well dang it Max.....there are so many do ya really expect me to read them all?

Still......One the strangest mixed metaphors I've ever seen.

mburbank

Oct 16th, 2003, 11:51 AM

99,199.) "You have the biggest case of white liberal guilt I have witnessed outside of a movie picture."

99,200.) "Telling her name isn’t going to release some big secret."

99,201.) "And if she was a spy, she was a sucky one at that because you can do searches on the net and find out a plethora of info on her."

99,202.) "At least you could have gave me a thong!"

99,203.) "Where is the outrage over the crime that occours in places of poverty, many which happen to be black?"

99,204.) "The last that I would do with my friends is hang around on the internet and post on a web site."

99,205.) "As long as this guy stays off TV, he can keep his views onto the nice liberal press. When this guy gets on tv, his credibility and intelligence sink like a stone."

99,206.) "I think McNabb is overhyped and if Vick doesn't do something, he will be the most overhyped player in history sans Brian Bosworth."

99,207.) "Now all time, I liked Moon and loved Cunningham, especially with the Vikings."

99,208.) "The problem I have with Ann's philosophy and with the Objectivism movement in general is that Ann was an atheist and thus there was no higher power to keep in check for what humans could do."

99,209.) "Even the father of Capitalism said that we should have a free market but we should also help with a-b-c."

99,210.) "I have to rep my city, so to speak."

99,211.) "Neil Boortz has brought this up for the last month."

99,212.) "There are HORRIBLE uses of the domain laws out there such as:"

99,213.) "If by "trailer", you mean modest St. Louis county apartment, then the landowners of the appartment would have a problem with it."

99,214.) "She is going to feel the pains of starvation while this tube is not feeding her. That is putting someone through suffering."

mburbank

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:25 AM

99,215.) "This is euthansia by proxy, Max."

99,216.) "What would the difference be by giving her some potassium chloride?"

99,217.) "Why dont I just start a "Don't shit Day", where we don't take a shit for a day and then people sit around and wonder why we have one to begin with?"

99,218.) "I love how when anyone talks about minimum wage, military, re: anything contraversial, someone has to go and say "Well, I hope you have to blah blah blah"."

mburbank

Nov 4th, 2003, 03:54 PM

99,219.) "I'm on the path of raising my kid in such a fucked-up liberal way that her major acomplishment in life with be being her porno king sugar daddy's main bitch while I make him lots of money by drinking 10 loads of cum out of a woman's asshole with a curley stray 4 days after I become legal!"

Pronoun trouble.

mburbank

Nov 10th, 2003, 12:46 PM

99,220.) "We should only hope our foes only resort to that to get information from us, God forbid."

99,221.) "even thought that "mythology book" has more historical facts backing it up then most books we use by Plato or any of the other Greek philosophers that we claim are 100% accurate and historic."

99,222.) "Seems as history has went on, evolution has become ever the religion based on facts that are slowly fading away."

99,223.) "If education was truly free of bias, they would teach intelligent design as or, or at least the questioning points of evolution."

99,224.) "But to just give a point I have about the intelligent design theory:"

99,225.) "Nature and existance is like a huge mathmatical equation."

99,226.) "Nature also does not treat mutations lightly."

99,227.) "Imangine the situation that you do not know anything about religion or evolution."

99,228.) Someone delivers evolution upon you like someone could introduce Islam or Christanity.

99,229.) "the first thing I would do after laughing in your face is spitting in it."

99,230.) "I would think however that you have had a time or two with a male, however."

99,231.) "It's amazing that you think that I have never been to a recruitment office."

99,232.) "It is stupid and false, like your beliefs, marriage, father's "war experience", child (I doubt that kid is your biologically), etc."

99,233.) "If you consider a 40+ year old man trying to diss a 22 year old with jokes about as hokey and tired as pushing a weel down a road with a stick on a message board where everyone is going to support him, then I guess it is."

99,234.) ""I find it... humorous that Democats are trying to put in anti-wasting of tax dollars into bills."

mburbank

Nov 12th, 2003, 12:09 PM

99,235.) "Why don't you put down your pacifist bumper stickers and read the thread again to see what prompted me from posting in it in the first place."

99,236.) "Jesus divinity is what is in question now a days, His existance is pretty much been just as proven as Plato's or Aristotle's."

99,237.) "I had an offer from one of my uncle's old friends in the Navy to join up and be able to work in one of the nuclear submarines based on my degree field and the activities I have done in my community."

99,238.) "I wanted to scan my letter but I had left it on my table and my dumbfuck former roomate threw it out and a lot more of my papers when he decided to move out just to be a prick."

99,239.) "I havent had my roomates from nepal in 3 years."

99,240.) "When you try to be funny, it comes off as really insipid."

99,241.) "Why don't you put down your pacifist bumper stickers and read the thread again to see what prompted me from posting in it in the first place."

99,242.) "Jesus divinity is what is in question now a days, His existance is pretty much been just as proven as Plato's or Aristotle's."

Zhukov

Nov 12th, 2003, 12:22 PM

A few double-ups in that one.

"I havent had my roomates from nepal in 3 years."

I like this one beause it can be taken in so many ways.

mburbank

Nov 12th, 2003, 06:57 PM

I like "What prompted me from posting"

mburbank

Jan 21st, 2004, 02:37 PM

99,243.) "St. Louis (the city) is fine to live in."

99,244.) "The Rams fans, however, can turn on a dime on the team."

99,245.) "The only bad things about this place is that we are a union-whoreville with Dick Gepthart leading the way and for some reason we have this really weird underlining racial undertone in this city."

Perndog

Jan 21st, 2004, 02:39 PM

You're just tickled pink that he dropped in, aren't you?

mburbank

Jan 21st, 2004, 02:41 PM

Of course!

mburbank

Jan 28th, 2004, 02:28 PM

99,246.) "I've seen the pictures that the users post on this board and I could fill a War and Peace-sized book with the nerd, geek, and general social outcast pictures I find on here so I can only fathom what Max must look like."

99,247.) "Besides, most of the people on this board remind me of the losers that work at hole-in-the-wall book stores that think they are the greatest intellectual mind in the world since Noam."

mburbank

Feb 19th, 2004, 02:39 PM

99,248.) "Limbaugh has a greater track record than most people realize when it comes to the statements he makes as being factual."

99,249.) "But it is cute to see Jeanette X get away from cleaning house and doing dishes to rap philosophical about politics."

99,250.) "Maybe before you go and slam Coulter, you will read her books."

99,251.) "There have been many reports of people who recall serving with Bush in the National Gard."

99,252.) "Both great books with a large number of facts that are backed up with quality data."

99,253.) "The people who call this site home should pray that we do not lose our technology or goverment and have to go back to a state where strenght, intelligence and self-preservation are king."

99,254.) "It is also cute that you won't read a book by someone you think it stupid."

teh_mastar!

Feb 19th, 2004, 04:07 PM

Bake the man a cake when he hits the 10,000th "intelligent sentence."

Rez

Feb 19th, 2004, 08:19 PM

99,194.) "Democrats are licking their lips like a shark in a pool full of body parts. Except the body parts are nothing but smoke and mirrors."

what?? :lol
that smacks of dan quayle...

so let's project the end of the quote:"...smoke and mirrors, which the sharks cannot bite on or feast on, and they will lose their teeth, like they had any, because democrats have no spine like jellyfish, but no sting either so theyre like ameoba. jealous ameoba, jealous BLACK ameoba, and they'll eat on the lies that are the jew PLANKTON which is also the entire diet of the blue whale, the whale of lies that is the left-wing, behemoth of media. !"

marine fetish?

CONCLUSION: multi-culturalism is the leading problem of america and the pacific ocean.

teh_mastar!

Feb 20th, 2004, 02:43 PM

I hope you don't mind.

99,254) Man, way to diss me with the words!

Them words hurt!

mburbank

Feb 20th, 2004, 03:09 PM

Not at all, sir, except that should be 99,255; followed by

99,256.) "It is called reading about what the opposition thinks."

99,257.) "But then after seeing the pictures of the males that inhabit this board, I figure that homosexuality is nothing short of destiny."

99,258.) "If in any other position, your lack of physical ability and rational intelligence would reduce you to the role of homosexual love-slave for the ones who can work the land."

99,259.) "Your base insult as it pertains to me has been 1) I'm stupid or 2) I'm fat."

99,260.) "Grammer is only needed for those things/people I do care about"

99,261.) "You should just take me for my word, as you do with the other losers and retards that flow through this here board."

99,262.) "Responding to the claims of an ignorant moose-fucker doesn't make me care about your opinion."

Perndog

Feb 20th, 2004, 03:40 PM

Do you have an actual count somewhere? That would probably be funnier than the exaggeration.

mburbank

Feb 20th, 2004, 03:52 PM

Yeah, when I started this I never ever thought there'd be nine pages of it. I'll do a for real count some time when I'm bored.

teh_mastar!

Feb 20th, 2004, 04:43 PM

Good, then we'll know what to put on the cake.

"Congrajulashions! 500th Thentence!"

MEATMAN

Feb 20th, 2004, 05:50 PM

Almost there! Counted 750 Thentences by the most intelligent person who ever existed.

Let's give a big round of applause for........

VINTH!

:lol2

teh_mastar!

Feb 20th, 2004, 06:33 PM

What're you going to call Vinth's biography?

MEATMAN

Feb 22nd, 2004, 12:18 AM

I hope Maxy don't mind if I got some:

100,001) "Electronics, not electrical. IF you are going to insult me, learn to read."

100,002) "You either have talent or you don't."

100,003) "Going into school for theater is just another way for people with no marketable skills to say they are doing something with thier lives."

100,004) "From the pictures I have seen of you and your family, the medical bills that gather from having a house full of Down Syndrome patients must pile high."

100,005) "I believe in micro-evolution and I believe that every was generated by God."

100,006) "I know a fat, bloated* Christ-killer such as yourself may not understand what one of those are."

100,007) "You are too easy to handle and too stupid to realize it, Max."

100,008) "Walk it out front of interstate traffic; It would be less painful and messy."

100,009) "I never noticed your Salvation Army shirt before or that shit you have on your upper lip."

Come on. Keep 'em comin'. Nice spelling, by the way. :lol2

mburbank

Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:23 PM

VinceZeb

Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:39 PM

I don't object to contribution at all. I'm just stringent in what I'm collecting. Posting Vinth's stupidest sentences would just take far too much time, so I collect the ones that have something structurally wrong with them. Most of the ones you included do.

My collection is on my work computer so I can't add to it right now, but I will. Thank god it's come back. It makes a bit of a mess, but it's worth it.

It's pathetic that you are obssed with me. I can understand your obession, however.

"Vinth" and his "quotable quoteables" vs. this fat, bloated, overrated, worthless, old, sloppy, giant-foreheaded, short-bus riding piece of unkosher shit.

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this one out.

Emu

Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:42 PM

I wonder how shaken this board will be when you finally post your own picture.

MEATMAN

Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:56 PM

OOH! OOH! NEW ONE:

100,010) ""Vinth" and his "quotable quoteables" vs. this fat, bloated, overrated, worthless, old, sloppy, giant-foreheaded, short-bus riding piece of unkosher shit. "

It's a friggin' gold mine of fun here!

mburbank

Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:18 PM

He's funny as hell, isn't he? In an idiot savant kind of way?

MEATMAN

Feb 22nd, 2004, 06:52 PM

EVEN BETTER THAN THAT!!!

100,011) "Why did you start posting - The same reason I post anywhere: The uncontrolable urge to argue with someone I disagree with, even thought its pointless."

This explains a lot.

Perndog

Feb 22nd, 2004, 08:19 PM

VinceZeb

Feb 22nd, 2004, 10:13 PM

Everyone please open the link that Vince just posted.

And look at his post on this page (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=10036&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0).

:)

I don't like assholes linking to my images.

That's nice. You can use that image to impress your girlfriend...er, sister when you finally reveal your incestual love for her. Loser.

Even thought you change the picture, that doesn't change the argument. Case closed.

MEATMAN

Feb 22nd, 2004, 10:36 PM

Doesn't it bother you that you can never win ANY argument?

:troutslap

Gurlugon

Feb 22nd, 2004, 10:38 PM

I though the thing about Perndog's "adopted sister" was funny. :(

Perndog

Feb 22nd, 2004, 10:39 PM

100,012. "I would go throwing insults at me, either."

100,013. "Even thought you change the picture, that doesn't change the argument."

Way to go, champ.

I would say something about my sister here, but I'd rather not form an association in my mind between you and her.

MEATMAN

Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:43 AM

I found PURE GOLD!!!!!

100,014) "You make up more dumbass phrases than I do, and that is saying something."

Wow. Just, wow. :hypno

Perndog

Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:54 AM

HAHAHAHAH...

The record-setting first example of self-deprecation.

Emu

Feb 23rd, 2004, 11:52 AM

What're you going to call Vinth's biography?

I suggest "Nuggets of Cretinism: The VinceZeb Story."

teh_mastar!

Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:28 PM

What're you going to call Vinth's biography?

I suggest "Nuggets of Cretinism: The VinceZeb Story."

...but Meatman claims the nuggets are "PURE GOLD"

The_Rorschach

Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:52 PM

"It's pathetic that you are obssed with me. I can understand your obession, however." -Vinth

You would, since you share it ;)

Emu

Feb 23rd, 2004, 12:54 PM

when i think of vinth i think of that scene in austin powers where fat bastard rubs his nipples and says "i'm hot stuff" and then i cry myself to sleep

mburbank

Feb 23rd, 2004, 03:14 PM

100,115.) "You can use that image to impress your girlfriend...er, sister when you finally reveal your incestual love for her."

MEATMAN

Feb 25th, 2004, 12:04 AM

Come on, we're up to 765 now. 235 to go.

Emu

Mar 9th, 2004, 01:18 AM

I'm going to revive this thread because it makes me laugh.

AChimp

Mar 9th, 2004, 10:31 AM

If we reach 1000, I will make a random Vinth Quote Generator. :)

mburbank

Mar 17th, 2004, 12:31 PM

100.116.) "I would hope Max makes more money on me."

100,117.) "the worth of money is different in our areas considering he is in Jew York City and I'm in the Midwest."

100,118.) "I then lurk 'round here and I see where Pern will try not to laugh when Jesus dies."

100,119.) "All he would have had to do was produce video tapes, documents, ANYTHING that proves he destroyed his cache of WMDs."

100,120.) "That is the line of thinking that parents use when they visit their kid in college: "If I don't see the kid's bong, that means that they are not a druggie.""

100,121.) "His payments to suicide bombers in Palestine, his terrorist training camps throughout the years, and his constant shadyness when it came to his WMDs is proof enough for me."

100,122.) "Third, I believe some of the best evidence is the 201 dead bodies that littered Spain."

100,123.) "Finally, our invasion of Iraq and stiffiling of Saddam's rule has hindered terrorists from recruitment and completion of plans."

100,124.) "There has been a letter circulating round the intraweb that is from an Al-Queda (I believe) member that has stated that because of the victory in Iraq, the ability to perform terrorist functions has been severely damaged."

mburbank

Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:19 PM

100,125.) "I figured we have advanced further along in society then to sit there and whine about "haves/have nots".

100,126.) "We, as a capitalist society, promote and encourage the ability for a man to earn what he can and what he wants to earn within the rule of law."

100,127.) "It has been shown from time and memorial to be the way human beings are wired to run their economic societies."

100,128.) "It also amazes me that the Democrats will slash each other's achilies tendons to get to the podium and talk about the "poor, poor, pitiful poor" and the "evil rich" will pass leglisation that hurts the "poor" more than it does the "rich"."

100,129.) "I have a realitive that is a self-contracting construction company owner."

100,130.) "He has came into a lot of business (especially in this "poor, awful, outsourcing, pitiful economy"!) and stands to make a bit of money."

100,131.) "Since my realitive, as a small business owner would file his taxes under his own name, he would be hit hard by a tax increase."

100,132.) "He would be forced to let go of workers or not take on projects since the rate of work he would have to put into those projects would not equal the rate of reward. But they don't tell you that on the news."

100,133.) "Freedoms, whether it be economic, social, religious, political, etc., are not for the weak, the whiny, the jealous or the spiteful."

100,134.) "They are for people who want everyone to be able to have the chance to succede on their own accords, within the boundries of their own making or choice, rather than boundries made by human beings who think it is their right to tell people who should have what."