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Seven Force

Feb 27th, 2006, 07:46 PM

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

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Source: http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html#

At least he didn't get it straight from the tap :lol :(

xbxDaniel

Feb 27th, 2006, 09:10 PM

My cousins live in Columbus, and they are five and eight, and go to the movies like every other week.

Terra

Feb 28th, 2006, 12:13 AM

People are sick and disgusting. Especially old farts.

And I don't like Columbus either.

Marc Summers

Feb 28th, 2006, 02:42 AM

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."
Was he thinking that he was drinking their youth when he was seven?!?!?

Honestly this could almost be another episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark :(

GADZOOKS

Feb 28th, 2006, 04:43 AM

Oh but when R. Kelly does it it's an act of god.

You rap fans are ridiculous (Marc Summers)

Marc Summers

Feb 28th, 2006, 01:49 PM

when R. Kelly does it it's an act of god.

I didn't know an R&B fan (GADZOOKS) could hate rap so much...but if you like R. Kelly so much as to call him a god when he drinks pee, then, well, the only options you have are either therapy or an aluminum bat to the head. Good luck with that...

GADZOOKS

Feb 28th, 2006, 06:10 PM

An Aluminum Bat? That would hurt!

Marc Summers are you serious?

Marc Summers

Feb 28th, 2006, 11:14 PM

Why, nobody was referring to you, gadzooks! You act as if there was somebody out to get you! I was only using the hypothetical "you", which can refer to anybody! And the all caps GADZOOKS in parentheses was just an exclamation, because I just saw a large spider and had to kill it before it made spider babies!

I'm terribly sorry if I have offended you in any way. Are we cool?

GADZOOKS

Mar 1st, 2006, 12:15 AM

Hey there's a secret message Marc, nice try pal.

Make sure to drink your....ovaltine?

What the fuck is your deal Marc, the dad just died, you heartless bi....

OHHHH :lol

Seven Force

Mar 1st, 2006, 02:19 AM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim

Mar 1st, 2006, 02:22 AM

Are you physically able to roll your eyes and come off as exasperated or sarcastic or do people just end up feeling sorry for you?

GADZOOKS

Mar 1st, 2006, 02:29 AM

His lazy eye rolls the other way.

Jixby Phillips

Mar 1st, 2006, 03:49 AM

WHen I'm old I'm gonna suck kid dick all the time

Poringez

Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:01 PM

...*shiver*

xbxDaniel

Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:05 PM

WHen I'm old I'm gonna suck kid dick all the time

Why wait?

Poringez

Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:14 PM

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/3329/boypee8hz.png

executioneer

Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:41 PM

lol

Fathom Zero

Mar 3rd, 2006, 12:05 AM

I saw this on another message board. Wierd, and a completely different demographic than this one, at that.

Terra

Mar 3rd, 2006, 11:19 PM

WHen I'm old I'm gonna suck kid dick all the time

To an eight year old, you are old.

WhiteRat

Mar 4th, 2006, 05:47 AM

...Man chopping off his own penis and then cooking it...check...Judge using a penis pump during a trial...check...man drinking children's urine...check. Yep, I've officially seen everything this world has to offer.

Big McLargehuge

Mar 7th, 2006, 06:24 PM

There was a coach at my highschool in like 96 or 97 that would give students pot and buy them alcohol in return for their urine. He claimed that he needed it because he was tested on by the military and he needed their "Vitamins".

WhiteRat

Mar 8th, 2006, 04:24 AM

Demosthenes

Mar 8th, 2006, 07:51 AM

mmm mmm good

glowbelly

Mar 8th, 2006, 04:08 PM

ok, listen, new girl. you aren't so pretty that your user pic needs to take up half of the fucking screen.

RESIZE >:

Johnny Couth

Mar 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM

You're moniter is 640 pixels wide?

Time to upgrade.

glowbelly

Mar 8th, 2006, 06:06 PM

i think you need to upgrade to shut up

Seven Force

Mar 8th, 2006, 07:51 PM

You're not gonna win the girl Johnny Couth, your face makes nuns cry. :rolleyes

MLE

Mar 8th, 2006, 08:31 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/mockwar2k5/images/SEVENrolleyes.gif

executioneer

Mar 8th, 2006, 09:20 PM

seriously though why doesn't the avatar thing automatically reject pictures that break the rules :( i thought that was its JOB

Johnny Couth

Mar 8th, 2006, 10:19 PM

You're not gonna win the girl Johnny Couth, your face makes nuns cry. :rolleyes

No amount of ugly wouldn't be worth being able make nuns cry just by looking at them.

Poringez

Mar 9th, 2006, 12:09 PM

ok, listen, new girl. you aren't so pretty that your user pic needs to take up half of the fucking screen.

RESIZE >:

atleast she doesnt have a dumb baby as a picture

sadie

Mar 9th, 2006, 12:31 PM

shut up, you! that baby's not dumb! he can blabber and squeal with the best of 'em!

Johnny Couth

Mar 9th, 2006, 02:02 PM

ok, listen, new girl. you aren't so pretty that your user pic needs to take up half of the fucking screen.

RESIZE >:

atleast she doesnt have a dumb baby as a picture

Picking on adults is one thing, but babies? You are a cold, cold man.

Poringez

Mar 9th, 2006, 05:18 PM

iam afraid of baby's since the baby attack of '93

glowbelly

Mar 9th, 2006, 07:18 PM

excuse me, at least my baby knows to pick on people his own age, not someone 9 years younger than him >:

OH THAT'S RIGHT PORINGONZO I CALLED YOU A CHILD. A 10 YEAR OLD CHILD JUST IN CASE YOU ARE NOT SO SMART WITH THE MATH.

NOW WHAT?! huh?!

Seven Force

Mar 9th, 2006, 07:47 PM

Have we forgotten that there is a GROWN MAN, that DRINKS LITTLE BOY'S URINE??

I think there are more important things to worry about here, but I guess some people just don't understand the issues!

Like Poringez, that urine-drinking faggot.

Terra

Mar 12th, 2006, 12:22 AM

OH SHUT UP!!! NEVERMIND THE OLD DUDE DRINKING THE LITTLE BOY'S PISS! Seven that is done now.

Poringes or whatever your name is, needs to go to Mock Wars!!! Your ass is MINE mutherfucker!!!!

Oh!! But first, I need some background on you. Are you a he or she? It'll help the battle a bit. :meaneyes