hi..im new...so what

[Poringez]

HI XD..... iam new....
my name is Bo-John...and iam from Hollandia...a.k.a The Netherlands....a.k.a the land from eternal windmills....
(we even have a fighting arena in capcom vs snk2 eo :D)

... so..hi... should i tell about my self now?

[red8ge]

Read the fucking guidelines. >:

[Matt Harty]

Yeah, just give us a rundown of your favorite food, color, book, if you have any pets, if you have a pic you can post it here. And what you like to do on your weekends/holidays.

[Archduke Tips]

I think that guideline needs to be suspended due to the lack of interesting posts in General Blabber.

[Marc Summers]

So you find "hi, I'm new" threads interesting??

[Matt Harty]

More interesting than all 791 posts of yours, faggot.

[Womti]

HI XD..... iam new...

how about a nice, warm, ban? you know, seeing as you're "new" and all, you should be allowed to experience all that i-mockery.net has to offer.... FIRSTHAND.

[Marc Summers]

Oh no I'm so angry because Matt Harty insulted me oh whatever will I do >:

[camacazio]

this thread fucking sucks SOOOO bad god fucking damnit i want to die why did i read it?!!! it makes me feel like my brain started to explode but stopped halfway through and left me with nothing but the horrible memory of this thread

[Matt Harty]

Oh no I'm so angry because Matt Harty insulted me oh whatever will I do >:

SPARE ME YOUR E-TEARS

[Poringez]

i think iam going to start aaaaaaaaaal over again...

[Matt Harty]

Where you going? >:

[Womti]

he's running away! >:

[Poringez]

pffrt...iam not running away
iam just doing this post again but better

[Poringez]

*ahem*

Hi..my name is Bo-John
i live in the Netherlands
iam 16 years old and iam going to high school
my favourite food is pizza and my favourite drink is pepsi max
my favourite colour is blue..since its the only colour my bike is in
i like to read allot and read almost everyday..altough i play more computer games (nintendo,pc)
my favourite movies are: the Starwars trilogy,shaun of the dead,napoleon dynamite,office space and the battle royal series
i have 4 pets: 1 cat and 3 chickens
the cat is named benz...and the chickens are unnamed
my favourite music depends on the season: megadeth,the beatles etc.
i usualy work in weekends at our zoo..working as a mascot... but now iam currently umemployed because of the winter break... please guys, forget my first post

[Jixby Phillips]

HI XD..... iam new...

how about a nice, warm, ban? you know, seeing as you're "new" and all, you should be allowed to experience all that i-mockery.net has to offer.... FIRSTHAND.

this post is all "GRR GRR GRR GIR RAR RAR RAR RAR RARRR RAR RAR"

[Esuohlim]

Hi..my name is Bo-John i have 3 chickens

Paraphrased, you're welcome.

[Poringez]

sooooo...am i free of the whole HAR..BURN HIM thing?

[MetalMilitia]

you wher almost, but then this happened... http://avatarsbymas.com/images/avatars04/1104/fat-bouncer.gif

[xbxDaniel]

Your sig is unoriginal too. It's also not funny. You might want to change that before they get on your ass for it too.

You were really close too.

[Poringez]

change it and il be safe?

[xbxDaniel]

Not necesarily, but you'd be safer if you did.

By safer I mean you won't get completely ridiculed your first day here.

[Matt Harty]

*ahem*

Hi..my name is Bo-John
i live in the Netherlands
iam 16 years old and iam going to high school
my favourite food is pizza and my favourite drink is pepsi max
my favourite colour is blue..since its the only colour my bike is in
i like to read allot and read almost everyday..altough i play more computer games (nintendo,pc)
my favourite movies are: the Starwars trilogy,shaun of the dead,napoleon dynamite,office space and the battle royal series
i have 4 pets: 1 cat and 3 chickens
the cat is named benz...and the chickens are unnamed
my favourite music depends on the season: megadeth,the beatles etc.
i usualy work in weekends at our zoo..working as a mascot... but now iam currently umemployed because of the winter break... please guys, forget my first post

you're fine man thats the stuff we wanted to know, the people who bash you are just a bunch of newbies themselves man dont let them get you down when the going gets tough the tough get going as they say in the army but seriously stick with me youll go places kid, youll go places

[Poringez]

thanks for the help man..i owe you one

[Matt Harty]

no prob XD

i like ur new sig

[Poringez]

thanks.. i like your sig also

[Matt Harty]

what the FUCK is that supposed to mean man i dont have a sig what are you trying to say?

[Poringez]

thats my point...dont kill me..

[Matt Harty]

what are you trying to be sarcastic or something?

[Poringez]

no, i like the fact that you dont have one,you know being original and stuff :).. nothing personal

[Matt Harty]

oh oh oh i get it sorry man

[Esuohlim]

I'm glad you're making new friends here, Poringez

[Guitar Woman]

This reminds me of the womti thread where we were all nice to him and he didn't get that we were making fun of him and he became a menace to our very way of life :(

[Emu]

true

[Poringez]

@guitarwoman
that pretty much sums it up for me.. i didnt understand in the beginning.. but im getting the hang of it..
i wont be a menace, i already found out that its good to keep calm on this forum.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah man that's right just keep cool that's the I-Mock way

http://www.reason.com/who/mcgruff.jpg

[Poringez]

hahahahahaha
also i saw the madlibs part you did..with the reply's every minute
that was awesome :P

[Matt Harty]

hes a spy

[Poringez]

pardon?...me?... a spy?



CRUD MONKEYS
they found out...
defensive manouvres alpha catherine zeta joness.....

*making laser noises and firing noises*

[xbxDaniel]

I thought there was an emoticon for that.

[Guitar Woman]

He hasn't discovered our emoticons yet, otherwise he would have posted AOK guy already.

[Poringez]

STOP PLAYING MIND GAMES >=O

[xbxDaniel]

I had a lot of hope for this guy. Oh well, there's always xxxGodsGurlxxx (http://www.i-mockery.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4271) if this one doesn't work.

[red8ge]

NEVER >:

[Poringez]

the guy in the toilet?

[Lotida]

the guy in the toilet?

Yea, the guy in the toilet is Matt Harty so be careful before you make friends with him. You don't want to end up like that!! >:

[Poringez]

why is he in the toilet anyway?

[red8ge]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Guitar Woman]

because he tried to flush himself into the sewer so he could hang out with the ninja turtles.

[Poringez]

oh... but the AOK guy emoticon is to big so i would never posted it anyway

[Poringez]

anyway..im hitting the sack

[red8ge]

good for fucking u

[Misdemonar]

oh... but the AOK guy emoticon is to big so i would never posted it anyway

Oh yeah...he is :yum

[Supafly345]

Wow red8ge, you must not be a stupid noob anymore if you are making fun of them!

[Seven Force]

I'm so fucking glad I stayed out of this goddamned thread.

Oh wai

[Fathom Zero]

Poringez, you forgot to include your telephone number, SSN, and credit card numbers. Purely for identification purposes, of course.

[Big Papa Goat]

I didn't read the thread, but did anyone say anything about how annoying ellipsises are?

[Fathom Zero]

anyway..im hitting the sack

Hopefully, it is a sack full of nickels.