IM CALLIN YOU OUT SEVENFORCE!

[6force]

thas right, u aint even safe compadre!
HAVE AT YE!


also...

THE END!

[Seven Force]

Is that a gay Justin Berfield in your avatar?

[6force]

no sir thats a gay you
and by gay you i mean a gay homosexual
cuz homosexuals are gay fags

i hope ur ass festers and god smites you with painful childbearing

also nothing i do is a typo, its very intentional

...including that

THE END!

[MetalMilitia]

ill make a sig later

EDIT!: i have since, in fact, made a sig. Please disregard any previous statements. Thank you and have a wonderful day.

If you deleted the top part you wouldn't need the bottom part. I just thought you should know. :)

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe that's him being clever.
Awwwwww... The kids trying to act smart!
Here's a cookie, now go away.

[6force]

i will never EVER take back or delete shit i say

...ever


and i like cookies but if u gave me cookie dough i would be much more content thank you

THE END!

[red8ge]

Seven Force is one number higher then you, therefore you lose.

[6force]

7+7=14..which is one number higher than 13 so its just as unlucky
altho 6+6=12...SHIT!

i dont like your numberlogic red8ge
its too...logical

6 is even tho, and even numbers are better, every1 knows that

[Marc Summers]

It looks like you put a lot of work into that banner

especially for someone who probably won't be around much longer :/

[MetalMilitia]

7+7=14..which is one number higher than 13 so its just as unlucky
altho 6+6=12...SHIT!

i dont like your numberlogic red8ge
its too...logical

6 is even tho, and even numbers are better, every1 knows that

Oh no you forgot to write 'the end' at the end of you post.

But more importantly, shut up.

[6force]

ya im not very consistent
but thanx for taking time to read into it
i feel loved

and ya that banner took me about 5 min

this is awesome, like 2 days in this forum and im already hated, i feel so special.
i guess this isnt a me and sevenforce thread so much as a every1 flame me thread. im glad to see that im gettin a little attention. Im really just wantin guitar woman to say shit, she seems like the most fun to argue with.

oh but you guys are "special" too :)

[MetalMilitia]

this is awesome, like 2 days in this forum and im already hated, i feel so special.


wait what??? but you're not supposed to like bieng hated :eek

This guy's a clever one, he really knows what he's doing when it comes to mockmaking. The clever ruse to make us think he likes being hated is probably just the beginning of a whole string of devious ploys to convince us he doesn't care what we think about him.

He's like one of those totally cool people you always see on forums who try and cover up their complete lack of any personality by telling everyone they act the way they do because they enjoy bieng the object of ridicule. Not because they are actually useless cunts, oh no. Its because they are so clever they have made you hate them :eek

[red8ge]

I doubt that's the case here.

[6force]

i never said i MADE u hate me.
I no i dont like being hated.
i just like the fact that im apparently so intresting to you that you feel the need to make long posts explaining how i think (regardless if its mocking me or not). I think thats cool, yes i do. If i need to be the object of ridicule, then so be it. Im not here to make friends. Why do you think the only place i have posted in is mock wars? I just like to argue with people. Especially you metalmilitia, ur fun ^_^
its like having my own little personal stalker.

[xbxDaniel]

I think a lot of people have determined from this thread to just ignore any posts you ever make.

[MetalMilitia]

long posts

Im sorry, 8 lines of text was obviously a bit of a long read for you. I could sum it up for you if you want?

Ok; "You are not very good at Internet"

[xbxDaniel]

Nothing Important

[6force]

it was longer than most others now wasnt it?
i guess you dont understand the meaning of the word relative.
sorry
let ME sum it up for you
your not good at understanding things that arent spelled out for you
congrats on being able to attack me on a single line of what i say tho. Soon im sure u will start pointing out typos too, huh?


and go ahead and ignore what you want, notice, i dont reply until someone replies to me. I dont ever remember saying "everyone besides the person whos NAME IS ON THIS FUCKING THREAD, please god reply to me. You are my sole purpose for living. I have no idea what i would do if the all mighty xbxMCj, lord of the wittiest of remarks, didnt post and take up precious space on the finite collection of servers known as the internet. Oh god, please dont let that happen"

[Moobs]

So why are you here again?

[xbxDaniel]

Funny man make me laugh. :)

[MetalMilitia]

6force, I think you are someone's shit character so i'm not going to type at you much more. You have a Pub Lover avatar and talk like sevenforce but you're probably not either.

[6force]

ME and go ahead and ignore what you want, notice, i dont reply until someone replies to me.

YOU

i'm not going to type at you much more.

WE CAN LEARN!
i like how you say that i win without actually saying i won. Thanks tho, u were fun

tool

P.S. k i dont even know who publover is, but sevenforce lives very close to me. refer to http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21325 to see what actually made me decide to join this forum.
but yea, people who hang out in the same general group of friends tend to have the same kind of wit and speak/type in much the same way.

I really have to start remembering that you cant understand things that arent bluntantly obvious. sorry, i keep forgetting.

[MetalMilitia]

Bieng the fantastic specimin of pure Internet trash that you are, I was expecting a "i have pwned u haha" post once I had decided I would rather not continue the little back and fourth we had going.

The reason I still posted was that you had already proven youself to be so utterly worthless that I would rather accept your devilishly harsh criticisms and leave this thread in a state of 'bluntantly' obvious shittyness, than drag the whole thing out any further.

Now hurry up and inform me of all the heinous mistakes I have made in this post.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm very dumb and I like man-meat.

You didn't hear it from me.

[6force]

stop pulling the "im the bigger person" bullshit
this is the internet and nobody really gives a fuck whos the bigger person and who isnt

but newayz y the hostility? is it cuz im new? am i invading "your" board and u feel threatened by a new presence? is it cuz i just bug u with my assholeness?

and for all u other ppl who make the little one liners, sshh, ur like those little bugs that, no matter how many u swat, all those other ones just come and keep annoying ya. just shoo

ps. this is a mock wars board, isnt the "little back and forth shit we had going" the whole point of it? if not please inform me now.

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah MM is just bored right now because GW isn't here.

Also, if you tell people to leave, they usually just come back. Just throwing that out there.

[6force]

awe now i really do feel loved ^_^

[xbxDaniel]

We're now a popular thread. Congratulations all, I knew we could do it. http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/xbxmcj/GoTeam.gif

[ArrowX]

As the Canadian equvalent of Sevenforce I feel obliged to kick this fuckin' newbies ass.

Hey 6force!

Come get some! >:

[Misdemonar]

I'm a bigger man.





THE END.(aw fuck, you all posted before I did.)

[6force]

As the Canadian equvalent of Sevenforce I feel obliged to kick this fuckin' newbies ass.

Hey 6force!

Come get some! >:

erm k?
where am i going now?

[Seven Force]

I guess I won fuckers! :lol

[6force]

shut up
ur ass lost when u refused to reply cuz "i was working and tired"
pussy

[Terra]

Christ. Another ignorant fuck wanders into our sights.

[6force]

christ, another ignorant "you have invaded MY board. I have been on here for like 2 years, how dare somebody be on here for 3 days and have the audacity to post thing! ARGH!" quoting asshole feels the urge to post something in this thread.

[Terra]

I repeat:

Christ. Another ignorant fuck wanders into our sights.

[Seven Force]

As the Canadian equvalent of Sevenforce...

Wait, what?

[Seven Force]

You have gay shirts and a lazy eye too? :lol

[Seven Force]

Nah but seriously that sucks ArrowX i'm truly sorry.

[MetalMilitia]

You have gay shirts and a lazy eye too?

no you are both gaylords :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

I'm not the bloke wearing a woman's robe. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

IT'S SOFT AND WARM >:

[Seven Force]

Well I can hardly argue with that so i'll retract my previous statment.

[MetalMilitia]

damn straght you will.

[Seven Force]

shut up
ur ass lost when u refused to reply cuz "i was working and tired"
pussy

If we go out to eat again you'll be paying this time and I don't mean money. >:

[Seven Force]

damn straght you will.

Again with the sexual innuendo. Does somebody have gender-bender issues? :lol

[MetalMilitia]

I fail to see any sexual innuendo in "Damn straght you will", unless you are contantly thinking about damn straght penisis in which case it might seem suspect.

[Seven Force]

You said it, not me!

[The Retro Kat]

christ, another ignorant "you have invaded MY board. I have been on here for like 2 years, how dare somebody be on here for 3 days and have the audacity to post thing! ARGH!" quoting asshole feels the urge to post something in this thread.

Don't worry, after two years, Terra still kinda sucks.

[Terra]

All sucking taken into consideration, it's been three years but I've long since forgotten the password my first account. Now it's illegal to do such folly.

And by the way, I don't suck half as much dick as you do.

[The Retro Kat]

You can suck my dick anytime, Terra. Your mustache will do just as good as any guy's could.

[Terra]

Finding your dick could take hours, retro one.

[6force]

im glad to see i brought camaraderie to this wonderful community.
and sevenforce u were so drunk, i knew u wouldnt remember that wonderful blowjob that dog i bought for u gave u.

ungrateful fucker

[Misdemonar]

and sevenforce u were so drunk, i knew u wouldnt remember that wonderful blowjob that dog i bought for u gave u.

ungrateful fucker

That was my dog, asshole.

[6force]

and now we see why leash laws were REALLY put into action.

[The Retro Kat]

Finding your dick could take hours, retro one.

Maybe if you were stuck in a shitstorm OMGDIDHEGOTHEREYESHEDID

[Terra]

This is how it's done "6farce."

Two people who really can't tolerate each other go and duke it out here. Nobody wants to read buddy action in Mock Wars. That is no fun.

People need to see balls and blood flying. Only weenies who share milkshakes dribble their affair into the realm of Mock.

BTW good one retro. Thank Christ we still hate each other otherwise there wouldn't be anything good to read.

[6force]

well i really dont like u.
wanna "duke it out"?
....just dont send your balls flying in my direction

[Terra]

Your not supposed to like me. Nobody is. So take a number and stand in line like the rest of the fucktards.

Fucktard. :)

[Fathom Zero]

I love everybody, you are all my friends! :)

[Terra]

You seem like a nice person. I hate it when people are nice.

[Fathom Zero]

You have the wrong outlook on life, Missy.
You need to come over to my house so we can bake cookies together and talk about the weather and stuff.
Won't it be fun? 6Force can come along, too, but only if he brings the chocolate chips.

[6force]

ill bring em, but only those shitty white chocolate ones

[Seven Force]

Finding your dick could take hours, retro one.

Maybe if you were stuck in a shitstorm OMGDIDHEGOTHEREYESHEDID

You won't be saying that when I put my beef in your taco.

[MetalMilitia]

Pretending to be gay will not increase your popularity, sevenforce.
Just look at guitar woman.

[Seven Force]

oh my god what have i done

[Fathom Zero]

You like opening cans of worms, don't you?

[Staxeon]

Pretending to be gay will not increase your popularity, sevenforce.
Just look at guitar woman.

I'm still laughing at this post. Fucking shit that deserves an award.