GENERAL ZOD ON "INSURANCE"!!!

[Mockery]

Unworthy Slaves,

The great General Zod has returned to I-Mockery once again to bestow his great wisdom upon you. This time he takes on the insurance companies in which you entrust much of your financial security in.

In addition to the new article, there are his usual responses to various questions he has received via email up in the "Ask Zod" section, and there's an new music remix up in the "Media" section that was submitted to Zod by one of his loyal slaves. Check it all out!

http://www.I-Mockery.com/GeneralZod
http://www.GeneralZod.net

One in the same.

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Blackjack]

Hey, that insurance policy is great! No more monthly payments and bastard salesmen!

I suppose the downside is that you're ONLY covered for acts of Zod, so when I crash my car I can't make a claim. But then again, hopefully everybody is too busy kneeling before Zod to be robbing, stealing, crashing cars and other activities which drive our premiums up and up. Thank you Zod, in your infinite

[Esuohlim]

My school computer blocks I-Mockery. Can Zod do something about it?

[Spectre X]

yes, most likely kill you.

[Esuohlim]

I've knelt before Zod so much, my knees have worn away to the bone. :)

But I still continue to kneel. :)

[feelevil]

while your down there *unzip* :blowme

[Spectre X]

everybody hates you forever. >:

[Mockery]

Hey, that insurance policy is great! No more monthly payments and bastard salesmen!

All salesmen have been killed as a way to promote Zod's new insurance company.

I suppose the downside is that you're ONLY covered for acts of Zod, so when I crash my car I can't make a claim. But then again, hopefully everybody is too busy kneeling before Zod to be robbing, stealing, crashing cars and other activities which drive our premiums up and up. Thank you Zod, in your infinite

Indeed, it's quite hard to drive your car when you should be KNEELING. If you're caught driving your car, you'll get in an accident simply because Zod caused it. So again, you should be covered for acts of Zod. Then again, it might not matter since he'll most likely kill you for your defiance.