HURRICANE WARNING - MAY AFFECT I-MOCKERY SERVICE

[deAdeNdz]

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[Fathom Zero]

How dare you infect this place with your spinning owls?

[MetalMilitia]

I dont understand. Didn't that hurricane already happen and it didn't affect i-mockey service?

[deAdeNdz]

I dont understand. Didn't that hurricane already happen and it didn't affect i-mockey service?


STFU u are an idiot

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[kahljorn]

This is the least funniest thing I've seen on this website for a long time.

[MetalMilitia]

have you seen his other thread?

[kahljorn]

Usually when he posts something I avoid it, i clicked on this one impulsively. I guess i sho uld click it just as a confidence booster.

[AChimp]

This thread delivers, IMO. :posh

[Seven Force]

VOTED 5

[Fathom Zero]

I hope hurricane ORLY wipes out West Virginia.

[Emu]

This thread delivers, IMO. :posh

delivers three pounds of shit

[Guitar Woman]

Shouldn't it be Hurricane ORLY?

[Fathom Zero]

I know, but I'm too busy to edit just to capitalize an "H",
OKAY, NITPICKER?!

[Guitar Woman]

I wasn't talking to you, and if I had seen your post I wouldn't have said that :(

[sadie]

goons. :rolleyes

[Fathom Zero]

I wasn't talking to you, and if I had seen your post I wouldn't have said that :(

Sorry, homes.

[executioneer]

goons. :rolleyes

everything they touch turns to shit

[deAdeNdz]

i hope the hurricane kills you all and that when you all die i am the only one who posts here cuz then this forum will be better

[Guitar Woman]

if by better you mean...

oh fuck it, i'm too tired to waste my finger strength typing an insult to a retard >:

[Johnny Couth]

The only thing that could make this thread better is cowbell.

http://random-squeegee.com/haikupics/dickenson.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

lol

my favorite sketch with that guy was the one when they were in the raft and he threw the oar at the bird at the end :(

[ziggytrix]

that guy :/

[Guitar Woman]

I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd :rolleyes

[Johnny Couth]

Christopher Walkin for President 2008!

I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd :rolleyes

He's made movies and been in music videos, all sorts of shit.

[sadie]

he's gonna cut you, gw. >:

[ziggytrix]

I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd :rolleyes

The fact that he hosted SNL half a dozen times is irrelevant to the fact that he is, in my opinion, one of the best actors alive today. He's had a lot of forgettable parts in a lot of films, but he's had some absolutely brilliant parts in many films.

Go watch (sorted in order from YOU MUST!!! to if you get the chance, you might as well):
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Suicide Kings (1997)

and then just for shits and grins, try to dig up a copy of Fatboy Slim's 2001 music video "Weapon Of Choice." i'm sure you can find it on p2p somewhere.

Then come back and tell me you think being some sort of SNL geek is the only reason to know the man's name. There's a pretty good reason he's hosted that show 6 times since 1990.

[sadie]

oh. and a great (small) role as the brother who wants to turn the wheel into the oncoming headlights in "annie hall" (1975). (yay. i just watched it again.)

[Command Prompt]

Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot. >:

[GADZOOKS]

Talk about a mindless rant.

[MetalMilitia]

Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot. >:#

I dont like diet pepsi as much as diet coke, does that count?

[Chojin]

Pepsi is sweeter, coke has more BODY. Diet pepsi is way better than diet coke for that reason.

[sadie]

all diet drinks suck.

[Seven Force]

I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.

I know what you're going to say "what about diabetics?"

What about 'em?

[Johnny Couth]

I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd :rolleyes

The fact that he hosted SNL half a dozen times is irrelevant to the fact that he is, in my opinion, one of the best actors alive today. He's had a lot of forgettable parts in a lot of films, but he's had some absolutely brilliant parts in many films.

Go watch (sorted in order from YOU MUST!!! to if you get the chance, you might as well):
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Suicide Kings (1997)

and then just for shits and grins, try to dig up a copy of Fatboy Slim's 2001 music video "Weapon Of Choice." i'm sure you can find it on p2p somewhere.

Then come back and tell me you think being some sort of SNL geek is the only reason to know the man's name. There's a pretty good reason he's hosted that show 6 times since 1990.

Don't forget Pulp Fiction.

[MetalMilitia]

I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.


I don't drink diet coke because i'm worried about getting fat(er). I drink it because regular coke tastes rubbish.

[Geggy]

all diet drinks suck.

You wouldn't know what suck is until you've tried diet mountain dew.

Worst. Drink. Ever.

[Supafly345]

I like both but can't drink 'em.

[Terra]

I won't drink soft drinks. They rot out teeth.

[Supafly345]

If you go to sleep with it in your mouth. Its worse for your stomach.

[Rongi]

supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.

[Staxeon]

Yay! Lets have a diet drink with an artificial sweetener that will give me cancer, and still eat the double big mac and supersize fries cuz I'm a retard.

Soda's not the leading cause of obesity in america, Oprah is the leading cause of obesity in America. Ppl sit on their couches doing nothing but watching other's lifechanging stories, like that somehow will turn their 500 lbs of life around.

[Johnny Couth]

supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.

I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight. Apathy is the leading cause of obesity in America.

[Studio8]

oh

[Rongi]

underweight.

what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl

[kahljorn]

"I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.

[Johnny Couth]

underweight.

what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl

I eat all the time, I am just a 15 year old so my metabolism is high.

"I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.

We were talking about obeseity, I'll admit that I'm not healthy or fit.

[Terra]

Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.

[Johnny Couth]

Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.

Oh fuck, you're probably right. How could I have missed all the signs? They are so obvious now.

[Terra]

Just saying was all. G/f's are all about that shit.

[Johnny Couth]

God damn it, she's deffinatly gonna leave my skinny, non-super ass.

[Moobs]

Thanks for the advice terra!

I'm gonna go dress up as the tick right now :) Ladeez here I come.

[Terra]

Just let her pick out your super hero colors. Girls have a better sense of that. Like she can tell if your a soft summer or a cool winter. Once she becomes involved in your superherohood, she'll stand behind you all the way.

Don't forget to pick out colors for the superhero baby nursery too. She'll really hang around you if you talk that crap. Skinny or not, if you talk about superhero babies, you can tap her at will and she'll keep coming back for more. You can drag this out for years or at least until you get your driver's license for your superhero Ford Pinto.